The boy who never grew up is dead at the age of 50. Michael Jackson died this morning of a heart attack at his Los Angeles home.  TMZ reports that the singer was rushed to the UCLA medical centre where he was pronounced dead on arrival. His sister La Toya was seen sobbing at the hospital.

The world’s media is now cutting and pasting packages which condense several lifetimes of weirdness into the space of one bulletin. Jackson’s oddness has already been demonstrated with the roll-call of mourners - one of the first to confirm his demise was mystic Uri Geller who can bend spoons through mind-power alone.

Collating Jackson’s wackiness will take some time. The baby-dangling episode, the sinister stories out of the Neverland Ranch, his purchase of the bones of Elephant Man John Merrick, a chimp called Bubbles, a baby called Blanket, a brief and ill-fated marriage to Lisa Presley, an addiction to plastic surgery which saw his nose crumble and his black skin bleached white. To name a few.

Before we get to all that, listen to this song. And this one. And when you watch him above, and here, as a little 11-year-old kid, it’s hard not to feel real sorrow at the premature departure of a guy who with his abusive family background and his extraordinary musical genius, was probably always destined to be a screw-up. 

Anyway, the jokes have started. This one’s kind of nice though, from @davesag on Twitter:

#michaeljackson cause of death. a) Sunshine? b) Moonlight? c) Good times? d) Boogie.

All of the above.

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    • Craig Cooper says:

      09:14am | 26/06/09

      I want to be the first.

      I just saw Michael Jackson sipping a Latte’ at Macca’s in Coffs Harbour!!!!

    • peter says:

      10:02am | 26/06/09

      he was a weirdo..

    • James says:

      10:15am | 26/06/09

      Just as I was starting to think The Punch was a little different to mainstream media you have to plaster The Punch with Michael Jackson, he’s dead, we get it, and those that want to just read about Jackson instead of serious issues, such as Iran, can go to the many sock puppetry sites like news.com.au.  I have nothing against Michael Jackson but the hysteria in the media is disgusting.  For the last two hours the morning TV shows have only discussed him.  Did the world come to a stand still over night?  Was the drama in Iran solved? North Korea? etc.  At least it’s a change from Swine Flu.

    • jg_rat says:

      10:30am | 26/06/09

      What’s wrong with sock puppets, James?
      And I’m sitting here in a media hub and witnessing zero hysteria

    • Jonathan says:

      10:30am | 26/06/09

      Genius first, freak second, paedo third?

    • Simon says:

      10:31am | 26/06/09

      When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, God granted her one wish. She said “I want all children to be safe!” So God killed Michael Jackson.

    • Ash says:

      10:38am | 26/06/09

      Your comment: Oh James, such a wet blanket. You clearly don’t read news.com because there’s plenty about Iran there- just nothing that conforms to your particular biases. With regard to Jackson -it makes the news because he was an extraordinary performer who was clearly troubled. If you have a hard time trying to understand this then go bury your head under a pillow for a week. All will soon pass and everyone will be back to discussing the issues that you so clearly feel are worthy of your lofty intellect.

    • James says:

      10:47am | 26/06/09

      Maybe my comment was a bit over the top.  It’s just I had high hopes since I’ve started reading the punch that it was only about the real issues, not celebrities.

    • cornelius lenihan says:

      10:52am | 26/06/09

      The freak is dead so what ! big deal , he most likely died from sun stroke , too much plastic, weird thoughts and child abuse ,hope he takes the right tunnel in going to see his God , if he doesn’t he will sweat off all those plastic bits and only a part of him will arive , RIP Jackson ,

    • Steve says:

      10:55am | 26/06/09

      Oh James, Iran and North Korea will always be around to hang shit on. Theres only one musical genius who passed today and should be remembered by the masses for which his life was the closest this world has to the Truman Show

    • FXJ says:

      11:07am | 26/06/09

      James - lets stop reporting everything else in the world (when it happens) that is worth reporting because of Iran and North Korea (whose issues are clearly not going to be solved today). MJ was quite important to many people for his music, a fitting tribute and obituary is nothing to be ashamed of.

    • Chris says:

      11:09am | 26/06/09

      James, even Kim Jong Ill has stopped tyranting for a minute to chuck Thriller on.

    • Terry Wright says:

      11:12am | 26/06/09

      I always thought the freak tag was mainly a product of the cruel MSM and the simpletons who have no other source of information except from ACA and The Daily Telegraph.

      MJ was a genius and a perfectionist who wrote, sang and produced some of the greatest pop tunes in history. And we can’t forget his incredible dancing/choreography and his visionary use of video.

      His oddities were largely over exaggerated or simply made up. Behind the scenes he was a caring, generous person but a loner who never quite got over his childhood fame and abuse from his father. Over the next few weeks you will see the enormous respect he had from those who knew him and the media beat up about his personal life will be restricted to the trash media.

      I suggest you read his autobiography called Moonwalker. Although it’s a bit dated, it shows a side of him you rarely saw in public. He was genuine and had a great sense of humour.

      You will be missed, Michael Jackson.

    • Chris says:

      12:05pm | 26/06/09

      Terry, dude, the guy turned white and his face COMPLETELY CHANGED. How can the media exaggerate that? Sure he was arguably one of the best singers and entertainers this planet has ever and may ever see, but if you don’t think there was some freakish stuff going on regardless of the reason, then you’re living in Neverland.

    • pete m says:

      12:20pm | 26/06/09

      RIP.  I will not, however, forget those allegations, which if true, make anything else he did worthless.  To rob children of their innocence and abuse them is the lowest of the low.

      funny joke simon.

    • Pat says:

      01:22pm | 26/06/09

      He was brilliant.

    • brett says:

      01:39pm | 26/06/09

      RIP micheal just remember him for the music!

    • stephen says:

      03:04pm | 26/06/09

      Decomposition will take 10,000 years.

    • lejuan says:

      03:23pm | 26/06/09

      “Just remember him for the music”???

    • Jacqueline Pascarl says:

      03:57pm | 26/06/09

      Sad that a woman who bravely and openly battled a difficult cancer has been almost forgotten in the frenzy following the self-destruction of a man of great musical genius, but questionable character. The question is, who would you have trusted your children around, Farrah Fawcett or Michael Jackson? Love Jackson’s music, but don’t eulogise a saint who wasn’t. Any death is a tragedy for those who love - how many in Darfur / Iran / Iraq etc etc etc today?

    • Dan says:

      03:59pm | 26/06/09

      Just for the record: Michael Jackson never bought the skeleton of the Elephant Man, Joseph Merrick. Sure, he was fascinated with the story and the man - who wouldn’t be, but who could ever imagine the Royal London Hospital allowing itself to sell such an item from its collection!

    • michele says:

      06:38pm | 26/06/09

      Dear Michael,
      For all the ignorance on this site RIP you beautiful MISUNDERSTOOD GENIOUS…..NEVER FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!! XXXXXX

    • sick world i live in says:

      08:23pm | 26/06/09

      All these types of articles prove is just how low humanity will sink . the guy just died, and already the freak and wierdo claims are resurfacing. Just how much slander is enough. i only hope every person whom makes such comments is one day one the receiving end of such rubbish. i am not even a MJ fan, but this stuff is sickening to read.

    • Marilyn says:

      08:33pm | 26/06/09

      Billie Jean was his greatest hit.  Barry Gibb will have and does have a greater lasting effect on pop music simply because even Iranian refugees recognise and can sing along to Spicks and Specks, a song I have loved since it was released.

      Jacko the wacko was a sad bastard, but Billie Jean was still a greatest hit.

    • im says:

      09:14pm | 26/06/09

      All you haters need to be quiet for a few minutes. Michael was black and he was better than you. Ouch! I see through the shallow insults.

    • Scott says:

      10:51pm | 26/06/09

      Prince is the real genius. He can sing, dance, play any instrument, produce etc. etc. etc. Jacko in debt by $600 million, good reason to off yourself. The child molestation claims will never go away. Money will buy you fast cars, a nice mansion & the silence of many.

    • Fan says:

      01:05am | 27/06/09

      R.I.P M.J!!!

      its kinda funny with all these children molest claimes.. other stars get caught with drugs in their hotels.. places.. oj simpson is finally in jail now for murder.. and the list goes on.. but MJ? no one could prove anything…. As the saying goes.. innocent “until” proven guilty.

      RIP MJ. Pitty your gone.

    • T.C. says:

      09:26am | 27/06/09

      Unfortunately Jackson devoted most of his life, the last part, being a freak rather than investing that time into being a genius.

      Thankfully his three offspring have only suffered a fraction of the 24 year prison sentence that Elisabeth Fritzl had to endure.

    • V says:

      11:27am | 27/06/09

      Well said “im”. The insults seem to roll of their tongues so easily no wonder MJ tried so hard to turn white.
      I wish he had had people around him, like I do, who had made him feel proud to be in his own skin.
      Nice joke at the end of your article David. Thanks for trying to take the focus back to what Michael really was to the world…an AWESOME musical performer.

    • Cor says:

      04:12am | 28/06/09

      I don’t know about Michael’s character. The child abuse scandal never lead to a conviction and I wasn’t there so I wont say for sure he did it. Yes, he showed signs of being disturbed and yes, ppl had motives for accusing him, hence the out-of-court settlements.
      But what I do know is that the greatest musicians and performers of our generation would not be there today if it weren’t for him and with his passing many people around the world are mourning the death of their childhood. RIP, Michael Jackson.

    • Rearing Horse says:

      12:55pm | 28/06/09

      The guy was just so groovy and now the life that made that sound is gone.

    • leon says:

      02:50pm | 28/06/09

      We each will meet our maker in good times or bad times - whatever - but don’t blame it on the boogey.  Why when MJ was alive was there no Media Aghast. You’d think Death had just been invented.

    • George Seirlis says:

      03:44am | 01/07/09

      No life knows no sorrow or regret. Michael Jackson will be long remembered after we’re all dead and gone. Who had more impact in the modern ages than he? 1000 years from now, assuming humanity still exists, People will still speak of the man who shall remain forever young. A real life Peter Pan. His music remains and will live forever. From the grave he challenges us to heal the world and do better than he. Rest in Peace Michael Jackson.

    • whacko shmacko says:

      06:45pm | 01/07/09

      gee its great bloggin with the big kids.. so here goes…either Michael Jackson or the dingo wrote the email.

    • Samantha says:

      07:51am | 02/07/09

      GET OVER IT!!!

    • besomeone says:

      03:42am | 01/02/10

      the worst to the mediocre minds is to meet a genius.

      I just go over verbal or written commentaries that have no evidence, arguments etc.

 

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