US President Barack Obama will visit Australia in March.

No doubt on top of the Obama's must-visit list. Picture: AP.

The White House has just confirmed a rumour that has been circulating in Queensland since last November.

President Obama’ visit will commemorate the 70th anniversary of formal diplomatic relations between the US and Australia and there is mounting evidence that the visit will feature Queensland prominently being the home state of Prime Minister Rudd. 

The trip has been confirmed by White House press secretary Robert Gibbs. Details of the President’s itinerary are still to be settled, but his visit will be in the second half of March

Here are some of the inside secrets of the Queensland itinerary.

Kevin Rudd plans to serve Barack Obama a big Aussie breakfast on his back deck in Brisbane.

Not sure yet if it includes an opportunity for Kevin’s good mate and near neighbour the car dealer John Grant to give the President a spin in the infamous ute. The suburban street is under 24/7 security by the Australian Federal police and access is restricted. 

The home visit is a certainty.

Last November Black Hawk helicopters operating from Amberley air base near Brisbane conducted a number of training missions over Brisbane city and surrounding suburbs including Rudd’s home suburb of Norman Park.  The Presidential visit was the specific reason for this military activity.

Lieutenant Colonel Andrew McNab, Chief of Staff for the 16th Aviation Brigade confirmed the Queensland scenario in a Press Release when he said the training was essential to ensure a high level of readiness and expertise to respond to any special contingency that the Federal Government might require. 

Local media also observed intelligence officers from the Federal Police and FBI snooping all over the city as the helicopters roared overhead and several inner city hotels were checked out as being suitable to accommodate the 250 strong support staff and US media.

The President will also make a stopover in Port Douglas just like President Bill Clinton.

Tourism Port Douglas Daintree chief Doug Ryan said a week ago that Port Douglas had been vetted by the Prime Minister’s office.

“The PM’s office has a good knowledge of the region and I know they already have a huge dossier on the region and would recommend it as safe,” he said.

Ryan also confirmed that the Australian Federal Police and the FBI had been taken around and shown all the places a President might go including a reef trip and they checked the security aspects

When the Presidential visit does occur can Kevin Rudd create a campaign slogan for the 2010 Federal Election as good as Harold Holt achieved when President Lyndon Johnson visited?

“All the Way with LBJ” might become “For any world drama call Rudd and Obama”

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    • fluffy says:

      11:00am | 02/02/10

      hes such a dissappointment, he and kevin should get on great.. obama still tortures people in bagram… we welcome torturers here?-
      shame

      thanks to usa foreign policies making the world a much more dangerous place, as a citizen of australia, i have to be fingerprinted/photographed to enter the USA. I think its only right we extend similar courtesy..

    • Robert Smissen says:

      08:48pm | 02/02/10

      Fluffy, well put sir/madam, well put

    • barry banna bender says:

      11:06am | 02/02/10

      Am I the only one who thinks it is a bit strange to lead a story about Obama’s trip to Queensland with a photo from a prominent tourist attraction in NSW?

    • Leo Shanahan

      Leo Shanahan says:

      11:38am | 02/02/10

      You’d be right about that Barry, there was a moment of confused tropical fruit madness there at the Punch. The record has been corrected, see pineapple inserted above.

    • red robin says:

      11:48am | 02/02/10

      Actually Leo, the banana was more suitable.

    • ally says:

      11:09am | 02/02/10

      KRudd and NObama. Pathetic.

    • Brad Coward says:

      11:54am | 02/02/10

      If Obama is coming to Queensland….then I’m cancelling my trip to the USA !  Honestly, the state is broke and really can’t afford the cost of supplying security during a two hour stopover.

    • stephen says:

      02:27pm | 02/02/10

      USA heh ? How many of yous are goin’ there for yer hols.?
      Why not go to Iran ? (Iraq is pretty safe now ).  Or pay the Afghans a visit. (The taliban’d love ter say ‘G’Day’)  North Korea perhaps ?
      Don’t go to Haiti. The Americans are cleaning up.
      And If it weren’t for the Americans, we’d be clickin’ our heels, doin’ the goose-step, or wearin’ a towel on our heads.

    • Davo says:

      02:36pm | 02/02/10

      Brad - Why are you so negative day in and day out?  You must spend hours each working day scouring news sites and posting your sarcastic comments about the government.  If I could bludge like that at work every day I wouldn’t be whinging at all!

    • Brad Coward says:

      04:46pm | 02/02/10

      Well Stephen, I figured that if he was coming to see me…I wouldn’t have to pay to go and see him !

      @Davo…perhaps I’m the conservative version of you !

    • mona says:

      12:42pm | 02/02/10

      I will believe it when I see it.

      Because whilst Queenslanders think they are generally awesome (and it’s true, we pretty much are painfully radical 100% of the time) not everyone realises it and thinks “oh yeah done melby, seen sydney…and that’s everything crossed of the Australia To-Do list.” Why on earth would Obama be any different.

      No that’s not a question, it’s kind of just a statement of facts. Although it would be pretty cool, I would faint.

    • for the sheeple says:

      12:52pm | 02/02/10

      Question:
      What do you get when cross Barack Obama with Kevin Rudd?
      Answer:
      Twice as much talk and half as much action.

    • Mark Worthington says:

      04:29pm | 02/02/10

      sheeple, you are wasting yourself blogging on the punch, why are you not doing a national stand up comedy tour.  I just can’t stop laughing, you are too funny.  Please, keep up these hilarious high brow political gags

    • dee d says:

      12:59pm | 02/02/10

      $50 million of tax payers money will be spent on security in a desperate attempt to make an American sell the climate change lie to Australia.

      Stay at home Obama - the AGW lies are falling to pieces and we need our money for essential services.

    • Jack from Perth says:

      02:53pm | 02/02/10

      He should come to Perth. We could show him our bell tower and new ferris wheel.

    • IMHO says:

      03:20pm | 02/02/10

      Now that his itinery has been fully revealed, I wonder whether Obama’s team are thinking about avoiding the state altogether!

    • Lewis says:

      03:21pm | 02/02/10

      Fantastic… Can’t wait! This will be great for Qld. Can you imagine, the pictures of Obama hugging a Koala will be beamed all across the world. It will also be a great display of the strength of the US - Aus relationship, and the stability of our friendship regardless of who is President or Prime Minister.

    • Robert Smissen says:

      08:54pm | 02/02/10

      Will it cost Oz any money to protect him? ?  After all is such a “wonderful person” surely nobody would think of hurting him, would they? ?

 

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