This is the fourth in a series of essays adapted from the Centre for Policy Development book, More Than Luck: Ideas Australia needs now. Australian culture is rich, deep and diverse and our new federal cultural policy should recognise this, writes Ben Eltham.

Australia has been promised a new cultural policy by the Gillard Government, due sometime in 2011. What is a cultural policy and why do we need one?

This is kulcha, man.

Cultural policy is not often treated as an important public affairs issue. But culture touches on many of the things that Australians do, see, hear and engage with everyday. Watching television, reading a newspaper, playing a computer game, updating your Facebook status, sending a tweet, going to a bar to see comedy, even things like gardening and cooking: all of these activities are explicitly cultural.

Culture and the arts accounts for a bigger workforce in this country than mining and automobile manufacturing combined: 285,000 Australians work in a cultural occupation as their main job. The Australian Bureau of Statistics tells us that there are more than 77,000 registered cultural businesses, contributing a total cultural output approaching $41 billion.

But all too often, when we discuss government policies towards “culture,” what we actually mean is “the arts” – and only a small subset of the arts at that. Indeed, when we think about cultural policy in Australia, we often think simply of grants to artists, or government cultural agencies such as the Australia Council, as though these are the principal aspects of government policy about culture.

Historically, Australia hasn’t had a formal cultural policy since Paul Keating’s Creative Nation. As a result, the status quo in cultural policy is hopelessly confused.

The current framework views cultural policy almost exclusively in terms of arts funding, rather than the much bigger area of cultural regulation.

Things such as copyright laws, media regulation and censorship, urban planning and public liability laws, which affect the viability and diversity of cultural expression, are beyond the reach of the current paradigm.

Though they have a far greater impact on cultural life than the funding of any individual company or initiative, they are beyond the scope and responsibility of our cultural agencies. Much of the policy action is actually in Stephen Conroy’s Department of Communications, which has the responsibility for media regulation as well as the National Broadband Network – which is a huge cultural project, by the way.

The states and local government are also key players, particularly with venues and festivals.

The inconsistencies are legion. Australian taxpayers spend hundreds of millions a year supporting Australian films, but not Australian computer games. The federal government maintains local content rules on some free-to-air TV channels, but not others (literally Channel 10, but not Channel Eleven). State governments promote contemporary music policies (“Victoria Rocks”) at the same time as imposing crippling regulations on the live venues that support that contemporary music.

Australia’s media regulations are drawn up largely in reference to powerful media barons, rather than the interests of ordinary citizens.

Another consequence of these inconsistencies is a sustained lack of funding and support for Australia’s Indigenous cultural expressions.

In some respects W.E.H. Stanner’s “great Australian silence” towards the richness and diversity of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures continues today. Indigenous cultures are almost unarguably more important than television licenses or opera companies, yet receive far less than their deserved attention, funding or notice.

Did you know that the Australia Council gives more than five times more money to Opera Australia than it does to its entire Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Arts Board?

At least these issues are beginning to be discussed. Finally, vital but unheralded aspects of our culture are finally being talked about: for instance, artists themselves.

The statistics tell us that most working artists get by on the smell of an oily rag, even while governments invest in gleaming new buildings to house well-funded cultural institutions. A recent, comprehensive survey of Australian arts funding commissioned by Arts Queensland found that “grants to individual artists to make work” totalled less than five per cent of all arts funding.

The result has been the neglect of many to the benefit of a privileged few – not because their artforms are more marvellous, but because their champions have lobbied harder and enjoyed a dominant position in the cultural debate.

This has meant that, for instance, the rapid encroachment of Australian copyright laws into the public domain has generally been defended with reference to the rights of artists and composers, without reference to the benefits to industry or the competing rights of copyright users like schools, libraries and other artists.

Similarly, calls to reform the Australia Council are generally met with defensive outrage over the perceived threat to what opera director Richard Mills calls “the currency of the extraordinary”.

But the Australia Council desperately needs reform: its structure and artistic focus has changed little since the 1970s, while culture has changed all around it, driven by new technologies such as the internet. Is it time for a new federal cultural agency , one that could engage with the full diversity of Australian culture? 

Ultimately, the cultural policy debate must move past the issue of arts funding. One possible way forward is to reframe the debate around ideas of innovation, diversity and participation across the board, rather than a series of policies that single out specific artforms or cultural expressions.

In media policy, this might mean policies that expand the choices and options for citizens and consumers, rather than the industry protections of media proprietors.

In copyright, it might mean developing a new copyright framework that balances the rights of copyright holders (generally big media companies) with copyright users (generally consumers and public institutions like schools and libraries). In arts policy, it could signal a move away from heritage artforms and traditions, and towards support for living artists who are making new work.

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    • dead to me says:

      05:52am | 14/01/11

      Gillard policy? Gillard promoise? Yes, we all know what that is worth. Just don’t screw up the efforts to help Queenslanders Miss PM and than we will review your cultural policy failure.

    • The Badger says:

      07:05am | 14/01/11

      It would appear in your haste to be first that you forgot to read the article.
      Perhaps you could take the time now and make a comment on what has been written.

    • MaryAnn says:

      09:47am | 14/01/11

      Read the whole article and agree with DTM’s statement.

    • The Badger says:

      10:13am | 14/01/11

      Yes MaryAnn

      I see Queensland mentioned throughout the article.
      No wait, it’s not mentioned at all
      But I see Gillard’s name mentioned throughout the article.
      No Wait, there is one mention
      “Gillard Government”

      BTW - How’s life with Gilligan?

    • Against the Man says:

      10:43am | 14/01/11

      Hey Badger how’s life with Gillard the Beaver? smile

    • The Badger says:

      02:01pm | 14/01/11

      Against the man, or should I say MaryAnn
      Have you read the article yet, or are the words too big to get your head around?

    • grumpy old man says:

      08:14am | 14/01/11

      the problem with cultural policy is that while it sits in Conroy’s dept, it will be more akin to social engineering.

    • Djinn says:

      08:37am | 14/01/11

      Arts/culture does not sit in Conroy’s department. It got moved (yet again) when the ALP got into power in 2007 and is now the responsibility of Simon Crean. Get your facts right if you are going to complain.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      08:55am | 14/01/11

      They put a trade unionist in charge of culture?? 
       
      LOL

    • mickijo says:

      02:07pm | 16/01/11

      They put a nation in charge of a union secretary?Gord help us!

    • Albert Corkill says:

      02:39pm | 21/01/11

      CULTURE: You need to read your opening paragraph again.Culture is much more than the arts. In this country with a mix of some many CULTURES, we need to look at this mix and see what is important to each and what is important to all of them. For example: How do we control our craze for sport and how to we encourage the study of languages. There are just so many things to consider.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      08:17am | 14/01/11

      I’m confused. My understanding of ALP policy was that they didn’t want an Australian culture, preferring discrete, siloed instances of everybody elses’ culture - what they term multi-culturalism.

    • Carbon Dogg says:

      08:43am | 14/01/11

      More lefty rent-seeking ... How about we not pay for films (which are mediocre) or video games (!), and let the producers find a market of consumers, patrons and investors, or otherwise go into some other line of work.

    • Skitt says:

      11:25am | 14/01/11

      Did you know that Canada provides support/tax breaks and incentives for game studios (similar to what our film industry gets). B/c of this there are several large studios located in Canada (Ubisoft Montreal) who employ a significant number of people. Last year most of Australia’s game studios shut down due to the GFC (krome studios and 2K Australia). So if you take off your games are for kids glasses you would see that there is a significant economic advantage to providing funding for the games industry.

    • TimB says:

      12:48pm | 14/01/11

      +1 Skitt.

      Worldwide the viedo game industry is worth billions. We need to encourage & support local developers to get a pice of that lucrative pie.

      I think that’s what is needed in any cultural policy: support for things that would actually be helpful to our economy providing jobs and so forth. Locally produced movies & TV shows count. So do video games.

      Grants to random artists, to scribble a few drawings for the local gallery…not so much.

    • TimB says:

      03:03pm | 14/01/11

      Thank you for confirming the facts of my post Badger.

      The market should pick up even more soon with the imminent release of the 3DS.

      Assuming Nintendo doesn’t completely cock up setting the price point of course.

    • MarK says:

      09:20am | 14/01/11

      “Australia’s media regulations are drawn up largely in reference to powerful media barons, rather than the interests of ordinary citizens. “

      Oh bullshit.

      Total bullshit.

      Stop this ideological distortion of the facts.

      You were trundling along fine doing your bit and making some decent points and what not but then you descended into the absurd. I really do have an issue when someone thinks the answer to any perceived problem is to regulate and bureaucratise the whole damn thing but hey - you are from a leftist think tank so what else would you suggest.

      But to say that media policy is largely about the big media barons is really just disingenuous. Of course it is. Everything else is fringe compared to mainstream TV and movies.

      You also neglect to explain how the local content laws are a great measure to keep Australia “culture” at least in some way ticking along.

      Oh well. You mentioned big media barons. It is important to get the bogey man identified, belled and targetted early.

      “Indigenous cultures are almost unarguably more important than television licenses or opera companies..”

      Nice statement by the way. Care to tell us why?

      “Did you know that the Australia Council gives more than five times more money to Opera Australia than it does to its entire Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Arts Board?”

      No I did not know that. If asked I would have guessed more. And now to the real punch line.

      So what?

    • James1 says:

      09:50am | 14/01/11

      I have also always wondered about these silly local content rules.  Like anyone gets their culture from television!  What a thought!

      Personally, I prefer to take my cultural cues from my parents and grandparents.  If we need to rely on locally produced television for the propagation of Australian culture, then it is dead already and we can move on.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      11:13am | 14/01/11

      Local content laws regulations need some tweaking though - its been a long time since I watched any television but I recall that all the “Australian shows” where cheap DIY reality shows.

      Just “content” is not enough if its going to be a cheap to produce reality show. We need local content with actual actors and directors

    • Paul says:

      01:47pm | 14/01/11

      Mark K, hear hear.  Asserting something doesn’t make it so, Mr Eltham.  Funding of culture, let alone spending actual earth hours coming up with a policy, is about as self-referentially fundamental-orifice gazing as it gets.  And as for the Opera v Indigenous thing - it’s both extremely arguable and, yes, so what?

    • Liam says:

      01:56pm | 15/01/11

      Why is Indigenous culture more important than television licences? Because Indigenous culture is the only uniquely Australian culture that we have! I thought that would have been obvious.

    • Henry says:

      09:42am | 14/01/11

      so is sport included under “culture”? because from where i’m sitting, there’s minimum arts and culture and maximum footy

    • Bilby says:

      11:26am | 14/01/11

      Footy stands on its own two feet financially, so I guess it can’t be culture.

    • kerrie o'rourke says:

      09:49am | 14/01/11

      “there has not been a cultural policy since Paul Keating’s Creative Nation”
      Since then, most of the time saw a Liberal Government under Howard.
      Under Liberal,there was no need for culture ,creativity , and imagination.
      Under Liberal, genius was dead.

    • papachango says:

      10:35am | 14/01/11

      Actually Howard almost doubled the funding to the luvvies compared to Keating, but don’t let the facts get in the way of an ideological rant.

      I catually think Howard should have slashed their funding - all they did was make boring plays insulting and demonising him anyway.

    • Dash says:

      10:54am | 14/01/11

      Kerrie, the Liberal government must have been too occupied paying off $96billion in Labor debt, restoring the country’s AAA credit rating, delivering surplus budgets, producing full employment levels, delivering 5 years of consecutive income tax cuts, delivering the Financial Services reform Act to help protect against say a GFC and leaving $26Billion for Mr “fiscal conservative” to spend in half an hour of office putting out Peter Garrett’s fires!

      That must be why the Federal ALP spent 11 years in the wilderness Kerrie - too much genius!

      Are you calling Mark Latham a genius? Peter Garrett’s insulation fiasco - Genius? The running of the green loans scheme - Genius?Announcing an East Timor solution that never existed - Genius?  Promising the Parrammatta to Epping railway AGAIN! - Genius? Gillard’s running of the school halls rorting program - Genius? The NSW ALP - Pure Genius?

      Is that why the ALP can’t make a decision without a 2020 sumitt or a citizens assembly or a climate committe? Because there are so many geniuses amoungst cabinet??

      It would appear that genius has left the ALP building Kerrie, if it ever existed there in the first place!

    • Jim says:

      11:47am | 14/01/11

      Probably a good reason for that kerrie…actually, 96 billion reasons! Enough money had to be ripped from education, infrastructure and health to pay back Hawke/Keatings debt. I’m kinda glad funding to utterly frivolous ‘arts’ projects like building a house from milk cartons, or writing yet another George Bernard Shaw biography were slashed first.

      To the OP…what a crock! People like you have systematically destroyed Australian culture with your demands for ever more ridiculous political correctness. The culture YOU want to see funded is only interesting to a handful of ferals and the chardonnay set, and every minority group you can see a vote in.

    • Dash says:

      10:33am | 14/01/11

      The Gillard Government makes a promise? Don’t hold your breath waiting. I passed out over grocery choice, fuelwatch, 260 childcare centres, root and branch tax reform, cheaper better childcare, more affordable housing, cheaper books for all Australians, public ownership of state hospitals, a coast guard, the East Timor solution etc etc etc. Who still believes in the Parrammatta to Epping railway promise?

      Given the culture of lies, waste, rorts and deceit within the ALP, I hate to think what their cultural policy will actually look like!

    • James1 says:

      11:58am | 14/01/11

      Your mistake is that you forgot she is a politician.  You can tell a politician is lying any time they move their mouth.  That little truism should prevent you having any future passing out episodes.

    • Gregg says:

      10:35am | 14/01/11

      Oh, Benny, yawn!!!, like even Eric couldn’t get energised for this one.
      ” What is a cultural policy and why do we need one? “

      WTF!, look, whilst we cab have policies and funding for sport which is clearly part of the Aussie culture for many and all the various forms of art which collectively quite a few also engage in and/or are entertained by as with sport, a culture will develop from peoples interests.

      So do we need culture shoved down our throats?, well no more than the pastry, flies and deadhorse at the footy or cricket, all washed down with a beer.

      This idea of a policy to tell us what should interest us has flies on it, and that’s how much we need it.

    • stephen says:

      11:33am | 14/01/11

      The Australia Council does need a revamp.
      They once offered 10,000 dollars each to struggling ‘artists’ to stay at home and create. I know of two recipients : one promptly took his wife to New York for a holiday, and the other banked it ; it’s still in his account. The community needs a bit of feedback as to how this money - and there was a lot of it - was used, and if those who took the money, didn’t run.
      The Opera is expensive to produce. Its spectacle is really magnificent. Similarly, the ballet, which is supported very generously by private benefactors.
      These two companies need to be preserved in their fossilized state until two things happen : First, audience ticket prices need to come right down, and, second, kids at schools need less swimming carnivals and dinosaur excursions, and its off to the Opera ! Yes, dressed up, and at night.
      The govt will lose more money on each than it does now, and they will have to spend less on NOT selling some of its futile assests.

    • Luke says:

      10:48pm | 15/01/11

      I know of one artist around here who gets a grant year in year out by the government and guess what he brings out the same paintings year in year out and puts them on display it is a massive rort.

    • stephen says:

      03:03pm | 16/01/11

      Well in the 80’s and 90’s arts grant recipients were from the ‘young boys club’.
      ‘All about pwesentation steve, and gotta impwess the lady-judges’.
      Twelve years ago a well-known British Arts Administrator made the suggestion that arts grants should be decided upon by lottery.
      A champion idea, (there’s 10 good reasons why this’d work), which was immediately scuttled by those with more gall than talent, which is why Les Murray won’t be even considered for A Nobel, because the Swedish Academy doesn’t dare believe he’s Australian.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      12:03pm | 14/01/11

      The government should not subsidize arts and sport in any form. These are matters for the private sphere. First the government has to define what is art and what is sport (and there are some pretty weird sports out there). Then the government has prioritize funding for them. Let the masses decide what sport or art to support,

    • Bilby says:

      12:57pm | 14/01/11

      Clearly you don’t understand how vital it is to our society that people produce “art” that no-one likes or goes to galleries to see. It must be funded or we risk slipping back into the dark ages. Geeze… some people just don’t get it.

    • acker says:

      04:58pm | 14/01/11

      Perhaps we should accept High Court Judges from outside just legal circles and invite engineers, scientists, doctors, soldiers, police, unionists, environmentalists, artists, sex workers, cricketers, farmers, ex-politicians and economists to become High Court Judges

    • Guy lee Hanlon says:

      06:24pm | 14/01/11

      australia needs culture,art,music, and creativity .
      nobody comes to dangerous xenophobic Australia for tertiary education or university education any more.
      Nobody manufactures anything in Australia any more.
      No tourist wants to come to Australia as its too dear ,too far away, too crap. too boring, too repetitive,  too hot, too long a plane trip, and too expensive to come.

      There is nothing unique about Australia for any international tourist.
      Africa has desert scenery and the Red Sea has coral reefs,
      Everywhere has cities like Sydney and Melbourne.
      Florida has alligators and the Grand Canyon has all the desert stuff

    • persephone says:

      07:26am | 15/01/11

      So no one visits anywhere - according to your list - because of the art and culture.

      We do have a coral reef, btw - the biggest one in the world. But I can understand if you haven’t heard of it.

      From the ignorance demonstrated by this post (we do have international students, we do manufacture stuff, we do have international tourists) I’m not even sure you’re Australian.

      You certainly don’t seem to like the place much.

    • persephone says:

      07:29am | 15/01/11

      Sorry - as soon as I posted, I realised I’d misread what you wrote.

      You’re saying people can embark on a world tour if they want to see all the things they can see at present in Australia.

      You must forgive me, I didn’t realise that it was cheaper and more convenient to travel to Africa and the USA in order to see the same things you can see here, in the one country.

      I did think that tourism in Australia was about a bit more than the desert, alligators and the Great Barrier Reef, but I’m willing to take your word for it that that’s all we have.

      Funny how some tourists come here and have a great time without looking at the Reef, the desert, or alligators.

    • TimB says:

      09:06am | 15/01/11

      Perse, you haven’t been here much lately so I’ll let you in on something.  Guy Lee Hanlon is a troll’s pseudonym. (There’s more than a few around atm)

      Try not to take him seriously.

    • Young Conservative says:

      09:09pm | 14/01/11

      What a pretty pointless article, wanky at that. The Government is only going to invest in something that receives returns, not niche wanky pieces of ‘art’ or ‘performance art’ that only niche citizens will attend. Opera Australia to borrow from your example put on spectacular performances, that people will attend, not everybody is interested in aboriginal art or culture. ‘The Arts’ shouldn’t be politicised, as it so often is, so it often marginalises itself. 
      I’d rather money be poured into innovation, science and engineering, these are the things that have bettered our standards of living, and may they continue to.

    • stephen says:

      03:25pm | 16/01/11

      Science is very important, too, but scientists, when they get sentimental and think back like I do sometimes, relate their histories and memories, not to centrifuges or money-market rates, but they know what they were doing right at the moment when the Beatles broke up, or when they met their wife at the Mondo Rock’s last gig, or they know their lives suddenly changed after reading The Mill on the Floss, say.
      Culture is how, when and why our lives progress and are remembered.
      (And that hag Mandy downstairs can keep her market-place paddle-pops.)

    • persephone says:

      07:41am | 15/01/11

      This series of articles has been completely pointless.

      I don’t think there has been one idea offered that measured up to the claims made for the project - a big idea that would change Australia.

      They’ve all been little fiddling at the edges type suggestions and none of them had much meat to them at all. One, the health credit card, would have in practice worsened the very situation it was supposed to tackle.

      This is similar. It has a nice whinge about how we undervalue artists and creativity and outlines a couple of areas which the author feels are neglected. The answer - implied, not stated - appears to be (surprise, surprise) that more money be spent on the Arts.

      Given that this is not a new or ‘out there’ solution, the author obviously felt that he needed to be a bit more constructive.

      So he suggests laxer copyright law, possibly perhaps maybe some kind of reform of the Australian Council (but hey, let’s not actually get to grips with how that might possibly perhaps look like) and less support for ‘heritage’ artforms and traditions (having just argued that Aboriginal art needs more support).

      Copyright law at present provides strong protections for local artists, most notably aborigines and music groups. I have never known it to be a problem for schools and local libraries, and am a bit perplexed to know how it might be - all copyright laws exempt limited replication of an artist’s work for the purposes of education, for example.

      There’s a lot of hints and innuendo in the article, but when it comes down to brass tacks the author doesn’t seem to want the responsibilty of suggesting real action.

      So again, we have another in this series of articles which supposedly offer us ‘big ideas’ which doesn’t even seem to offer us a decent small one.

      I’ve been to lots of community meetings in my time. I’ve had bigger ideas come out of a small meeting of ordinary citizens than I’ve seen in any of these articles.

    • John says:

      12:35pm | 28/01/11

      persephone

      Government cultural policy: Australia council/ peer review attempts to direct Australian audience attention towards “advanced art” started 1968-75 and has gone around in circles ever since. 
      Cultural policy has a logical conundrum- If an art form has popular support it doesn’t need (or deserve) much in the way of government directed public subsidies .
      On the other hand if a art form really needs subsidies   it is because it has little public recognition and thus it has no self-evident basis for the payment of public subsidiaries, Thus payment of public subsidies   must either be to art forms that do not need the money or it is intrinsically an arbitrary appointed elite kind of judgment call.

      The limits to net(after inflation) growth of public funding were reached about a decade ago. 
      What really underlies all of this, is squabbling amongst various elites as to who should get the money, and who should loose funding.

    • John says:

      02:54pm | 28/01/11

      Persephone
      One extra bit .  Not that long ago the then Minister Mr garret invited public submissions on ‘cultural policy’. About 120 submissions were received,  most were requests for funding for a particular activity/organisation, and/or for ‘recognition’ of that activity as ‘significant’. 

      Only two or three of all of the submissions showed any awareness of what the word ‘policy’ actually means, in a government context. A very experienced government arts’ mandarin once wearily said that ‘my principle job is to say NO’. Without gatekeepers, the country would be drowning in funded, ‘advanced contemporary art’ things.

    • Mandy says:

      01:22pm | 16/01/11

      Srew the Arts and Screw Culture. No subsidies for wankers in tights. Let the market decide what it likes.

    • acker says:

      05:07pm | 16/01/11

      I will provide an excerpt from Amy Chua (Amy Chua is a professor at Yale Law School and author of “Day of Empire” and “World on Fire: How Exporting Free Market Democracy Breeds Ethnic Hatred and Global Instability.” This essay is excerpted from “Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother” by Amy Chua, to be published Tuesday by the Penguin Press, a member of Penguin Group (USA) Inc. Copyright © 2011 by Amy Chua.)

      “A lot of people wonder how Chinese parents raise such stereotypically successful kids. They wonder what these parents do to produce so many math whizzes and music prodigies, what it’s like inside the family, and whether they could do it too. Well, I can tell them, because I’ve done it. Here are some things my daughters, Sophia and Louisa, were never allowed to do:

      • attend a sleepover

      • have a playdate

      • be in a school play

      • complain about not being in a school play

      • watch TV or play computer games

      • choose their own extracurricular activities

      • get any grade less than an A

      • not be the No. 1 student in every subject except gym and drama

      • play any instrument other than the piano or violin

      • not play the piano or violin.

      I’m using the term “Chinese mother” loosely. I know some Korean, Indian, Jamaican, Irish and Ghanaian parents who qualify too. Conversely, I know some mothers of Chinese heritage, almost always born in the West, who are not Chinese mothers, by choice or otherwise. I’m also using the term “Western parents” loosely. Western parents come in all varieties”

      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704111504576059713528698754.html#articleTabs=article

      Thoughts ???

    • stephen says:

      05:45pm | 16/01/11

      So who’s exporting a Free Market Democracy, us or them ?
      I say this because there is a notion that the Chinese are flooding us with Penderecki Violin virtuosos’ at 6, and Olympic gymnasts at 3.
      But lets see what they’ve done, once adulthood and character take over.
      Nothing ? Right.
      And that’s the point. What the West has exported is possibility and opportunity. We’ve expanded their visuals, and the Chinese are excited.
      All we have to do is stand our ground. We’ve paid our dues (character), and they know it.

    • Shirley says:

      02:25pm | 20/01/11

      Persephone said it eventually - what a pointless lot of comments. Is there somewhere I can make a serious comment which might seriously be taken into account in developing a cultural policy for Australia?

    • John says:

      10:55am | 28/01/11

      This is a free democracy , cultural policy,  is state interference in matters it should steer well away from. The money would be better spent on health care.

 

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