If you missed Puncher Dan Piotrowski’s excellent news.com.au piece on his day with the Church of Scientology, slap yourself on the wrist and go and read it now.

Actually, he looks a bit like Dan, though obviously young Piotrowski is a far superior actor

Anyone know any scientologists? Is anyone out there a scientologist themselves?

Whatcha all up to today? Keeping dry, we hope, if you’re on the east coast.

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    • NESLIHAN KUROSAWA says:

      05:54am | 28/01/13

      Hi Punch Team,

      Were there any real human beings, dinosaurs or martians living on this earth 75 million years ago?  Back then was there any major religious belief systems to talk about and with churches available to most believers?  I have read Daniel’s story and I have thought it mostly belonged on another planet for the time being!  Most interesting thing was the e meters and electric shocks we can all become more centered and focused by getting a whole new perspective on life? 

      This whole story was off this planet, personally speaking!  And no wonder that the church of Scientology needs really high profile Hollywood figures to do the real advertising for them. And most for all those lost souls out there, any kind of belief in anything makes us stronger mentally and I totally have nothing against the very people with strong connections to Scientology at all.  Because we all have this need to believe in the presence of a higher being especially in times of trouble to give us strength, but are we really actually talking about the higher beings or little martians with higher intelligence? 

      In conclusion for all those Hollywood famous actors with so much time on their hands,  I personally would like to say that “why don’t you put all that energy into something more productive and useful like getting world attention to all those poverty and war stricken areas on the world map”?  In a way work towards achieving more peace and trying to solve the problems of the poorer nations, instead of constantly worrying about the end being near and the chance of our planet being hijacked by some very intelligent aliens? 

      And while we are at it ,one more question who truly had time for any kind of prayers 75 million years ago?  I am only guessing that everyone believes in the “Ice Age” and not the movie, that was about 2.6 million years ago.  Unless you have some kind of proof that there was some kind of intelligent life on this earth such a long time ago, sorry I am not completely convinced at all.  Kind regards

    • Gregg says:

      08:28am | 28/01/13

      ” all those poverty and war stricken areas on the world map”?  “
      Come on Neslihan, that would be a bit traiterous of the fold.
      ” ” they apparently believe that 75 million years ago, an alien warlord brought negative spirits to Earth which plague humanity to this day. “

      It’s the warlord spirits and yes they are very prevalent at the moment with uprisings and fighting here and there and will become more so as the earth temperature rises before the next ice age.
      The likes of the KKK and NRA will not admit it but they are agents of the spirits!

      The way it works is that when the ice age does come and we on the surface perish somewhat, the true believers will use the scientific learnings to head into the crust, allowing the inner core to keep them at survival temperatures.
      Why do you think there are so many subterranean caves all over the planet and that’s just the ones discovered.

      The Egyptians and the likes of the Chinese with their tombs had some understandings, the Chinese tombs of their soldiers possibly more closely linked to those ancient warlords and then what you may not know is that with an Ice Age upon them, those earliest scientologists would create more volcanic activity, not just to help in melting the Ice but for their own survival with the heat generated.

      It might just come down to the ancient great southern land, Terris Australis with our regular flooding to extinguish the fire and flames of the spirits and there may even be a belief amongst indigenous that being a nomadic peoples made it much more difficult for Aliens to attack rather than if they all congregated in one place.

      So sadly, the good lessons have not been passed on down and you can see what happens now with fires and floods and how many more people get affected because of living in cities, they even helping to concentrate flooding because of housing and associated infrastructures sealing the landscape and causing more runoff into limited dispersal areas.

    • Nick says:

      08:56am | 28/01/13

      @NESLIHAN KUROSAWA, “Because we all have this need to believe in the presence of a higher being especially in times of trouble to give us strength”, so you speak for ALL of us do you?? What an incredibly silly blanket statement you have made. I don’t remember you asking me if I needed to believe in some higher being… I don’t!  In fact, most of the people I spend most of my time with also don’t, these same people and I have zero time for religion or religious sheep.  And I also don’t mind who I offend when I say that it’s all BS, for the record, their beliefs offend me.

    • Philososaurus says:

      01:49pm | 28/01/13

      Dinosaurs were indeed alive and well 75 million years ago, in fact the famous giants of the Cretaceous. And new evidence is coming to life that in fact they were intelligent and had a primitive organised religion. It seems a prophet among them had predicted a cataclysmic event that would destroy them all, and for them to repent in order to find everlasting life in the sky (they were all jealous of the pterodactyls). Needless to say, most of them, particularly the stubborn pachycephaloraurs, were highly sceptical. Yet look how the story ended? I will quote from their bible, discovered in fragments from Germany:

      ‘‘Rrroooarrrr grrrrr sssssssssnnnnnnaaarrllllllll.
      HHHHHHHRRRsssssssssssssss
      Ar!Ar!
      Ppppppshssssawwww
      Yip! Yip! Lick!”

      Surprisingly similar to Corinthians, no? I will let you make of that what you may.
      The fool Dawkins has tried to cover this up, predictably. What do you say P Darvio?

    • Sickemrex says:

      02:48pm | 28/01/13

      @Nick, I think it must be like in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld except it’s not the gods that get bigger with belief, it’s the believers’ beliefs that get bigger the more people believe. Or something.

      I’ve had a believer tell me that she kind of believes “just in case” and another say that it’s a good idea to believe in case your local state school is rubbish and you need to send your kids to a Catholic school.

    • Philosopher says:

      02:48pm | 28/01/13

      ‘coming to light’ not ‘life’. Careless, sorry.

    • TChong says:

      06:29am | 28/01/13

      Scientologys beliefs are no more crazy than Catholicism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism , Dream Time, or anything else that is called “religion”.

      The ONLY True religion is Collingwood.

    • marley says:

      07:19am | 28/01/13

      Now that is crazy - you’ve gone to the dark side, Tchongy.

    • Gregg says:

      08:05am | 28/01/13

      Well it’s partly true marley, for Collingwooders do find those woods very dark at times, especially when they retreat to within.
      There was a time when they had a drought of 32 years and it was especially dark, bit like the Black Forest and every time they attempted to raise a premiership flag, it was as another tree would fall in the forest.

      Could be they’re headed for another 32 year or longer period in the forest.

    • Nick says:

      09:02am | 28/01/13

      @TChong, you’re spot on that all of those belief systems are as crazy as one another.  Fortunately the average religious congregation is getting older and older every year, until finally it’ll be on the fringes of society.

    • JTO says:

      09:53am | 28/01/13

      Ahh… so they’re religious tattoos? I assume that giving teeth is part of some supporters ceremony as well? They are also still in black and white like other old fashioned ideas. It all makes more sense now.

    • tez says:

      12:20pm | 28/01/13

      @ Nick: Don’t know so much about that , had to go to a first holy communion a bit back and there were three secions a day over the weekend 100 odd kids at each. The RC are cracking on. My personal crutch is a good G&T

    • ma_kelvin says:

      06:46am | 28/01/13

      It is de jarvou with fire and now floods for Qld and its not knowing if we are going to repeat 2011 Brisbane floods. All governments have advised and have warnings but still scary for all of us.  Pa_Kelvin was due to start work in Gladstone and Rockhampton but can’t leave Brisbane due to flooding. The worst is yet to come and not knowing is the worst feeling.  Qld had not fully recovered from 2011 flood and cyclone.  The Wind is howling and I had to put our dog Bessie inside the house in case of debris flying around outside .  Our outside umbrella with baby birds in it is somewhere up the street.  As soon as wind dies down will have to go from house to house to see if all is OK.  Over the road we have an artificial lake and the houses surrounding the lake have started to flood.  Pa Kelvin will keep you informed. Hope everyone is OK.

    • Gregg says:

      07:36am | 28/01/13

      It has all happened a little differently this time in this cyclone which was only a category one and at one stage I think even downgraded to a low depression starting way up north, north of Cairns even and continuing on down the east coast with no sign of stopping.
      Maybe the Scientologists could explain for sure as hell we’ll have those other scientists all over it.

      We have friends who took off for Adelaide ways a few weeks back when I thought they were a bit crazy with the hot weather expected and they were going to do some tenting en route because they had take their little hound and they rang the other day to say they had started back but then did a Uie for fear of getting stuck somewhere and they sure would have.
      Up here between Bundaberg and Gladstone, we’ve copped heaps of rain, some winds etc. but fortunately unlike Bargara the town is unaffected while Bundaberg is expecting a record flood.
      I’d reckon you ought to tell Pa to take a few weeks off somehow.

      Actually, this might be a bit more like 1974 for the big Brisbane flood then was around the Australia Day weekend and I recall then when I was in Broken Hill, there was a guy who had been over on the Queensland north coast holidaying and his family got stuck somewhere, it being kind of a joke that Porky as we called Pete at the time could pick his holidays.

      It’d be interesting to look back at other historical floods and see just how they formed, ie, local storms or a monsoon depression being brought down on the unbelievers by those Scientologists.

    • morticia says:

      10:01am | 28/01/13

      It’s god punishing the Queenslanders for being dumb enough to elect can do.

    • Chillin says:

      10:50am | 28/01/13

      Beats the completely corrupt Labor Government they had for far too long.

    • Gregg says:

      01:19pm | 28/01/13

      You do get to see some crazy commentary when the media circus gets into action:
      ” An exceptional amount of foam is washing across the esplanade at Alexandra Headland on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast.

      Authorities are not sure what is causing the unusual event. “

      It would seem that the reporter nor authorities and those out taking photos have never been near the ocean at any other stormy time for if they have it is as simple as Salt water being churned causes foaming, and with a high enough high tide and plenty of wind it, huge blankets of foam can be blown quite some distance.
      Our hound once ran into a big area of it once, quite deep enough to be over his head and it was a bit frightening for him as he didn’t quite know where he was and neither did we until we saw him standing up against some channel rocks and it took some coaxing to get him out, eventually up the rocks which were a bit on the slippery side, even for a less a not the most agile hound.

    • Chillin says:

      01:50pm | 28/01/13

      When a journalist adds the ‘authorities’ to a story, they are desperately reaching for some credibility.  They haven’t actually asked anyone, they just make that part up.

    • Sickemrex says:

      02:53pm | 28/01/13

      I’m pretty well acquainted with some “authorities” on the Sunshine Coast, and they’re pretty certain it’s just plain old sea foam!

    • Gregg says:

      07:22am | 28/01/13

      Having someone, preferably a female for me sit on your back and squeeze any pimples or give you a facial removing blackheads of course is a little masochistic I suppose, so would that qualify one as with the pinch test?

    • Gregg says:

      09:51am | 28/01/13

      Aside from the farm animals Linda, when you look at the size of some of the buck kangas and then a kind of resident mother kangaroo around our place who is on the smaller side, she already has a young un and another squirming to get out of the pouch.

      The young un will want to stay out the bucks’ ways too or mum will soon enough be a grandmum and I doubt the mum kangas have too much choice in events with those big bucks that are a bit like what they say of Koalas.

      The big reds come even bigger so our little Red one would want to stay well clear of them!, those kangas known of late to do a bit of bashing about.

    • Achmed says:

      09:10am | 28/01/13

      Some religions don’t believe in the existence of dinosaurs, they left footprints and bones…proof of existence.  They believe in a God, and the only ‘proof’ is a Book.

    • Gregg says:

      09:55am | 28/01/13

      Not to worry Achmed for all those dinosaurs disbelievers are just part of that huge recruitment pool available.
      And how many other religions offer you a boat cruise in the caribbean?
      Certainly beats standing on hard cobblestones freezing your butt off at St Peters or getting dizzy going around and around that monolithic structure in Mecca.

    • Sam says:

      09:44am | 28/01/13

      I have come to the realisation recently that believers in religion are basically the same.  Whether they are Catholic, Muslim, Westboro Baptist or Scientologists, they are as deluded as each other and I feel sorry for them.  There is no point in trying to say one religion is better or worse than another because that is just splitting hairs.  Its all just different versions if the same thing. 

      Personally, I think the existence of religion is a negative consequence of the human condition, namely, having such powerful brains.  As humans, it torments the hell out of us to contemplate death and we refuse to believe its the end for us, so we create an illusion of eternal life.  A mental illness if you will, which most of the planet if suffering from.

    • ramases says:

      10:30am | 28/01/13

      Bah Humbug, organised religion. The only true religion is the belief in ones self. Believe in that and anything is possible.
        I know that doesn’t leave anybody to blame if things go wrong like other religions but hey, we all have to take responsibility for our own actions in this life no matter what other people say.
        To rely on a crutch of a belief that uses a written word, written centuries after the supposed events, to justify itself beggars belief ,especially when one considers that each and every word can be interpreted to mean whatever the reader wants.

    • tez says:

      12:35pm | 28/01/13

      Religion a means by which the people are to be kept under control.

    • stephen says:

      11:09am | 28/01/13

      I read in the paper the other day that when Tom wanted a new wife he had to ask the Grand Mufti Scientologist - well the one with the furry hat on - whether Nicole was suitable and then they asked to meet her and she was given 20 questions to answer.
      How romantic.
      And apparently the same procedure was applied to his latest wife, who has since split up because of the church’s meddling.

      As a Church, are they getting subsidized through the taxation system to operate ?
      If so, then I can think of no better Law to be presented to Parliament than the one that says ... ‘thou shall not covet your wife when everyone else pays for it.’

    • stephen says:

      11:18am | 28/01/13

      ps and when she got to question 14, she threw in the towel, looked up, and said ... OK, I give up, you can have me !

    • Sub Ed says:

      11:57am | 28/01/13

      He probably wants to know what “insistant” means.

    • Gregg says:

      12:57pm | 28/01/13

      I think it was more that he heard he could have a snort of anything out in the Green room and decided that seeing everyone could be there’d not be much chance of winning.

    • Anniebello says:

      12:27pm | 28/01/13

      Yeah Pa, totally agree ... except the WA gov are already building a new hospital as well as replacing the air con at RPH. It all takes time - maybe if we weren’t so isolated over here. It also cost money - if the Feds didn’t jip us out of most of our GST there would be more money to go around.

      And don’t forget WA isn’t just Perth so we need to spend money in the regions ... and before everyone jumps up about the miners not paying their share ... royalties and minerals belong to the states not the commonwealth. If not for Keating bringing in fringe benefits tax, the miners would be living in the north (no FIFO) and the companies would be building infrastructure like they used to.

      Then you have to put up with all the whining about Perth being dullsville but heaven help the gov who want to spend a bit of cash on things that will help generate more income. Believe it or not, stadiums and beaches will bring in tourist dollars.

      But hang on ... generate more income means less GST so go figure, maybe we should just turn WA into a great big national park like Tassie and we can all sit here with our hands out.
      Sneakers McGowan can bleat all he likes but at least Barnett puts WA first, WA Labor have already proven they will toe the Federal Labor line - and WA gets shafted again.

    • Achmed says:

      01:28pm | 28/01/13

      Yep building Fiona Stanley Hospital that was already fully funded when and the money put aside to pay for by the previous Labor Govt.  Colon decided to withdraw $400 million and not build the Emergency Trauma Unit at the Hosp, that $400 million is being used to fund the Ditch-on-the-Swan.
      Last year WA had its GST share reduced by $600 million, its not the reduction in GST that has seen state debt blow out from $4billion when Colon gained govt to the current $20 billion. And he’s managed to do this with all the extra revenue from the utility increases (60% for electricity), increased state taxes and the massive $$$$ windfall of stamp duty with the housing price boom

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      12:16pm | 28/01/13

      Scientology, like all the other control-sects, is just a money-making racket.
      When Ronnie dreamt up Scientology he did not call it a religion. At least he was honest enough to realise it wasn’t one (Religion requires the belief in an other-worldly, supernatural being who is both omnipotent & omniscient) For those of you who remember, if you haven’t had your brains fried by some scientologist wielding an e-meter in one hand & a collection tin in the other, there was a move some years ago which, I think, started in Victoria, planned to make scientology illegal. It was regarded as being an extremely dangerous cult which played with people’s minds.
      Overnight, they grabbed the Christian Cross & incorporated that into their cult & then claimed to be a Religion - with all the Australian TAX Breaks & exemptions so wrongly given to religions.
      I came into contact with some of these people during my work. They never stopped trying to drag me into their squalid sect. The had a lot in common with the main-stream religions! they were every bit as bigoted, narrow-minded, grasping, dishonest & hypocritical.

    • stephen says:

      04:52pm | 28/01/13

      Another B-double crash west of Ipswich.
      State Governments should do something.

 

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