The Punch has been deluged by spam these past few days. However, this kind of spam hasn’t been its usual incarnation of waffle about viagra, cheap web hosting and cankersores (?!). Here’s some examples of what we got yesterday:

- “This article really greases the shafts of my knowledge.”
- “You put the lime in the coconut and drink this article up”
- “Walking in the presence of giants here! Cool thinking all round”
- “If my problem was a Death Star, this article is a photon torpedo”
- “I was seriously at Defcon 5 until I saw this post”
- “Superb information here, ole’ chap, keep burning the midnight oil”
And so on and so forth. It’s not like The Punch Team doesn’t occasionally get nice comments, but it’s all the sweeter when even our American spambots recognise that we really do get up of a morning to grease the shafts of your knowledge.
Yeeeeeesh. Also, whaddya thinking about today? It’s Tuesday, and it’s Day 2 of our Festival of Obvious Ideas. Check ‘em out.
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