Just when you thought the race for the Republican Party nomination for US president could not become more bizarre, Texas governor Rick Perry, 61, throws his hat in the ring.

Just cos you're thinking it doesn't mean we're saying it. Pic: Getty Images.

As they say in Texas, Perry is “all hat and no cattle”. Politically he represents the frontier-style brand of bare-knuckle American conservatism that often surprises and puzzles overseas observers.

One respected Texas political analyst described Perry as “yet another small-minded, right wing, Texas governor” who on August 13 portrayed himself as THE Christian presidential candidate at a ‘Prayer-A-Palooza’ campaign launch at a Houston football stadium.

Square-jawed and photogenic, Perry became the governor of Texas (equivalent to an Australian state premier) when George W. Bush resigned from the position in 2000 prior to his inauguration as US president.

Even more than Bush, Governor Perry is the quintessential representative of Texas conservatism. He is pro-gun and pro-death penalty. During Perry’s term as governor, Texas has carried out 234 executions, far more than any other American state.

Perry is anti-abortion, anti-gay and anti-government. He has questioned the constitutional right of the US government to impose an income tax on its citizens. There is an obvious irony here - one that long ago reduced American conservatism to a tangled web of contradictions.

Like Ronald Reagan before him, Perry campaigns for top government office by decrying the role of government in American life. In what other profession could you aspire to gain the top job by promising to wreck the organisation you hope to lead?

That’s pretty much Perry’s platform. If elected US president, he has promised to “reduce Washington D.C. (the US federal government) to insignificance”. This, of course, is no more likely to happen under Rick Perry’s leadership than it did under Ronald Reagan’s.

Governor Perry, who has a license to carry a concealed weapon, clearly revels in his reputation as a shoot-from-the hip Texas cowboy. He has threatened to secede Texas from the United States and recently accused US Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke of promoting “treasonous” economic policies.

Perry is solidly supported by wealthy and influential businessmen who love the low-tax, low-wage, deregulatory policies he has promoted in Texas. In 2006, Perry cut Texas property taxes by $15 billion.

He proposed to make up the financial shortfall partly by taxing strip clubs, a proposal that led to the statewide ‘pole tax’ debate. Traditionally, property taxes in Texas have been used to fund local public schools. Today Texas ranks near the bottom among America’s 50 states in most education indicators.

An old friend of mine who has taught in Texas schools for years emailed recently, “Perry has set education in Texas back a minimum of 15 years with all the teacher firings and funding cuts. Texas is 48th in the nation for teacher pay.”

Jim Hightower, a respected Texas political analyst, has observed that Perry is known as “Governor Supercuts”, partly for his “spiffy hairdo”, but mostly for “cutting the budgets of schools and poverty programs and holding down wages”. Perry has created “more minimum wage jobs than all other states combined”, but his wealthy state now has more families in poverty than any other.

Perry has become the longest serving governor in modern Texas history due partly to the well-funded political machine that backs him, partly because of the extraordinary conservatism of the Texas electorate, and partly because the poor and dispossessed don’t go to the polls.

The prospect of Rick Perry as a presidential nominee makes the pathetic crowd of other Republican hopefuls look almost appealing.

Dennis Phillips grew up in Texas. He moved to Australia in 1972 and taught US politics at Macquarie University and the University of Sydney.

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    • Erick says:

      06:01am | 23/08/11

      I expect we’ll get more of this Republican-bashing commentary as the USD election approaches.

      Academics are so predictable. Fortunately, no-one listens to them except for other academics.

      If you want serious insight into the political scene in the US, try Real Clear Politics.

    • gobsmack says:

      08:04am | 23/08/11

      I wonder how many of those 234 men that he’s put to death were innocent?

    • Erick says:

      08:41am | 23/08/11

      I wonder how many left-wing heads will pop when he’s elected as president?

    • KH says:

      08:44am | 23/08/11

      Its not hard to find fault with someone so obviously backward and ridiculous, with a clear track record of pushing his own state back 150 years, and is responsible for more people moving into poverty.  People who have the tenacity to work should at least be able to live with some dignity - its a disgrace that in such a rich country, people who work are still in poverty.. 
      Anyone with more than a few functioning brain cells should see this guy for the absolute dick that he clearly is.

    • Tim says:

      09:13am | 23/08/11

      Erick is correct,

      “Today Texas ranks near the bottom among America’s 50 states in most education indicators. “

      You can’t say that Perry doesn’t know his electorate

    • Erick says:

      09:23am | 23/08/11

      Ah, digging into the desperate smears already ... it’s a sign that even you know it’s hopeless to sell Obama’s positive qualities, because he has none.

    • TheRealDave says:

      09:26am | 23/08/11

      The only place on the entire Interent you can get a ‘clear view of US politics’ is the Daily Show. End of Story.

    • Rhino says:

      09:34am | 23/08/11

      “I wonder how many left-wing heads will pop when he’s elected as president?”

      Well I suspect the answer to that would be a combination of the ammunition capacity of Rick Perry’s concealed gun and how well he can aim said weapon.

    • Tim says:

      09:43am | 23/08/11

      Erick,
      you talk about desperate smears?
      What like:
      “Academics are so predictable. Fortunately, no-one listens to them except for other academics.”

    • Tom says:

      09:44am | 23/08/11

      So, the hysterical left hate the Republicans and will villify them at every opportunity. “Whatever it takes”. How boring and predictable.

      Haven’t you left drones realised there is more to running a country than empty rhetoric? I agree with Eric, Obama failed to deliver and he is history.

    • Don't Mess says:

      09:48am | 23/08/11

      Perry’s a job-creater, no one seriously doubts his economic credentials, that’s why 3 million Americans have moved to Texas in recent years from the paralysed and broke left-wing ruled areas of the country like the North East and California. People are voting with their feet, they love what Perry is offering, namely economic liberty and solid social values. Americans know that if you want a job, you move to Texas!

      On education, Texas does better than most left leaning states like Illinois for example. The fact that Texas has so many hispanic immigrants from very poor backgrounds brings down Texas’ education rating - in matched studies, Texas is a leading State with respect to education. Texas can also be called intellectually curious, as they teach both evolution and creationism and allow students to think critically about life and it’s origin, they don’t force a belief down peoples throat.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      09:57am | 23/08/11

      The Daily Show is smug, self-righteous, transparent, lame and most of all unfunny. A perfect barometer for the conceited pseudo-intellectual.

      I don’t know what everyone is getting so riled up about. As if this guy is going to have any more power than Obama to change things. The banking elite will still fleece the populous. They will still “influence” the government to restrict the freedoms of the average Joe while removing any roadblocks to their endless pillaging. Their anarcho-fascist fantasy will still roll on.

    • fml says:

      10:04am | 23/08/11

      So tax cuts for the rich and make the poor poorer. The divide gets bigger but only by government intervetion.

      I thought conservatism was about reduced government intervention?

    • Mike says:

      10:04am | 23/08/11

      Erick, I have to give it to you mate, that’s the funniest thing i’ve read all day. The whole liberal socialist conspiracy must be very stressful for you. I want you to know that there are people you can talk to about that who can help you get through it.

      It’s a good thing no one listens to academics because then we’d end up with horrible things like the theory of relativity and the internet.

    • RyaN says:

      10:09am | 23/08/11

      @gobsmack: just think of the 234 men as his green credentials, doing his bit for the planet!

    • gobsmack says:

      10:23am | 23/08/11

      @Erick
      “I wonder how many left-wing heads will pop when he’s elected as president?”
      Nothing that happens in the USA would surprise me.
      The last “pro-lifer” from Texas elected as President went on to kill thousands of innocents so that his mates could get their hands on Iraqi oil.

    • Erick says:

      10:36am | 23/08/11

      Yes, recycle the old anti-Bush propaganda myths that didn’t work in 2004. Brilliant strategery, Gobsmack!

    • AdamC says:

      10:47am | 23/08/11

      Erick’s ability to push the lefties’ buttons is quite something to behold. This thread is worth the (figurative) price of admission by itself.

      The article itself is cliche-ridden and incredibly lazy. You would think someone employed to teach US politics would have some insights beyond what he cut and pasted from HuffPo and the Washington Post!

    • fml says:

      10:57am | 23/08/11

      AdamC,

      Have you reused that post? it seems oddly familiar.

    • gobsmack says:

      11:38am | 23/08/11

      @AdamC
      I think you overrate Erick’s button pushing ability.
      Most commenters prefer their comments to be near the start.  Erick’s post is usually the first, so that is as good a place as any to place a comment.
      His posts are usually predictable.

    • mhaze says:

      12:05pm | 23/08/11

      As soon as I read this…”“reduce Washington D.C. (the US federal government) to insignificance”. “...I knew that our author was one who wasn’t going to let the facts get in the way of the truth (or his truth).

      Perry actually said he wanted to make DC as “inconsequential in your life as I can”. Now that’s a very different thing and something that most republicans would accept. I mean who is in favour of the government getting more involved in your life?

      Perry has got these guys terrified and so the distortions are already running thick and fast.

    • n_dude says:

      12:18pm | 23/08/11

      @gobsmack - I know of one which was shown on TV relating to the death of three children in a house fire which was shown on a recent documentary called “Death by fire”. The cover up of the investigation post the execution of this man was all the work of Rick Perry

    • Economist says:

      12:23pm | 23/08/11

      AdamC you’re right. He pushes buttons and optimises the behaviour of a troll. Interestingly he’s ignored the cruz of the article, which basically is that based on socio-economic indicators Texas ain’t all that rosy. Let’s look at some other indicators and get a better picture and lets compare it with Australia.

      Australia has a GDP of $1.3 Trillion, Texas 1.2 T. Aus population 22M, Texas 25M. Exports Aus 300M Texas just under 200M. Economies strongly based on Mining and Agriculture. Yet I’d prefer to live is Australia. Why because we’re ranked one of the most livable places in the world. Texas has the highest level of health uninsured in the states at around 26% of the population. Their life expectancy is 5 years lower than ours and below the US average at 76.5 years and Dennis has highlighted their poor education record.. Their supposed economic miracle is an illusion. Unemployment is down from mining i.e. Oil and gas.

      Due to having the second or third lowest minimum wage employment growth has not been through new jobs being created, but businesses in other states moving to Texas, another words they’ve simply transferred wealth from other states. Surprising Perry’s all talk about small government. I believe, but an happy to be corrected, that public sector employment as outstripped private sector employment since the GFC. To Texas credit, they had less foreclosures during the GFC as one of the largest means of claiming taxes is through property, meaning only those that could afford to buy had property and could afford to maintain their payments.

      So where would you prefer to live in Australia or Texas? Give me Australia any day with its affordable government sector, better education ,better health, equally as strong economy and overall better standard of living. 

      PS Punch, FYI a similar rant was posted earlier but got lost in the ether is this happening regularly.

    • acotrel says:

      12:34pm | 23/08/11

      @Don’tMess
      Moving to Texas ? - A friend of mine moved from Australia to the US to get closer to the guns !

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      12:34pm | 23/08/11

      Let’s see on the Republican’s last watch we had one GFC, one bailout of Wall Street, 2 major wars and a 10% unemployment, all of which are still ongoing problems. Can’t wait to see what the Republicans come up with on their next stint…...I don’t have to bash the Republicans, their record speaks for itself.

    • Jay Santos says:

      12:57pm | 23/08/11

      “:...It’s a good thing no one listens to academics because then we’d end up with horrible things like the theory of relativity and the internet…”

      According to himself, Al Gore invented the internet.

      Do try and keep up.

    • Economist says:

      12:58pm | 23/08/11

      My bad my other rant was posted below.

    • Jay Santos says:

      12:59pm | 23/08/11

      “...Can’t wait to see what the Republicans come up with on their next stint…”

      You won’t have to wait long.

    • AdamC says:

      01:07pm | 23/08/11

      Fml, I probably have. After all, your set do take Erick’s bait just about all the time, and who would ever accuse the Punch of publishing only insightful, original analysis?

      Gobsmack, was that your reason?

      Economist, I agree. I don’t rate the Texan ‘economic miracle’ either. Their budget is in pretty poor shape too. Funny the lefties in the US haven’t used Perry’s budget blues to blunt his supposedly excellent record. I would have.

    • TheRealDave says:

      04:47pm | 23/08/11

      @SSR I bet your a huge Glenn Beck fan wink Even Bill O’Reilley loves Jon Stewart. Papa Bear himself!

      The Daily Show rocks. I love how he lets the morons at Fox and, not only the incredibly imbecilic Republicans but equally inane Democrats, and lets them hang themselves with their own words. It truly is a joy to behold. I also love it when Jon takes up the challenge and appears on Fox’s own shows - like O’Rielly, and wipes the floor with them sans writers and Fox edits the footage…but then puts the whole interview online showing their editing techniques! LOL! The only person who comes close to Stewart is Colbert, who lampoons the Fox News clonws so brilliantly. Awesome stuff - I only wish we had the like here to expose not only the dimwitted politicians and party room hacks but also the Corporate Media who are feeding the public absolute tripe.

      Please. Someone…..Sean Micallef! Where are you when your country needs you! You’d be perfect!

    • Direct says:

      09:52am | 25/08/11

      You can’t have an Australia Daily Show in due the legislation banning the use of parlimentary footage for comic intent.

      Micallef already had a crack at the whole news thing with Newstopia, not quite the same, but I will always remember his impersonation of Kofi Annan with fondness. Right up there with Rob Sitch’s impersonation of Yasser Arafat.

    • Sherlock says:

      06:18am | 23/08/11

      I’m starting to like this Rick Perry. Ever since he announced his intention to run all I’ve read is articles from the left deriding him.

      As far as I’m concerned, anybody who riles the left as much as this bloke has must have something worthwhile going for him.

    • TomZ says:

      09:52am | 23/08/11

      Well said. The smugs don’t like him so he must have something going for him.

    • fml says:

      10:06am | 23/08/11

      No, people dont like him because he is calling for less government intervention by intervening in government. Whats the word for someone that gets into power and makes his rich mates richer?

    • Tom says:

      10:34am | 23/08/11

      fml, “Whats the word for someone that gets into power and makes his rich mates richer?” ... Richo.

    • Dan says:

      12:04pm | 23/08/11

      I don’t think it’s any perceived threat, I think he’s just a hilariously easy target.

      The left is just having too much damn fun pulling this guy apart, to stop any time soon!

    • Fred Phillips says:

      02:07pm | 23/08/11

      Yes, although ability to annoy “the left” won’t be that useful when it comes to the job of actually being President. Not that there’s much danger of Perry even winning the RNC nomination, much less the election.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      02:22pm | 23/08/11

      @fml- Kleptocracy. All the rage these days in places like China, Russia, United States etc. (although to be fair China and Russia are trying hard to crack down on that stuff)

    • acotrel says:

      06:30am | 23/08/11

      Bush, Palin,Bachmann, and now Perry - I wonder where the breeding stock comes from?

    • TheRealDave says:

      08:20am | 23/08/11

      This is exactly why we should be proud we were settled by thieves, murderers, revolutionaries and soldiers and not religious throwbacks deemed fruitcakes by the rest of Europe and driven out.

    • TomZ says:

      11:04am | 23/08/11

      TheRealDave, unfortunately for your world view, over the course of history Christian countries with Christian leaders have delivered far more peace and prosperity than the others.

    • Trevor says:

      12:52pm | 23/08/11

      That MAY be true for the host country’s population (barring inquisitions, wichhunts, jew hunts and plain out murderous religion-based laws and customs), but remember it was a Christian (Thomas Aquinas) that came up with just war theory with which Christian countries have been self-righteously exporting war and death across the globe since the times of the crusades.

    • TomZ says:

      02:02pm | 23/08/11

      Trevor, “That MAY be true for the host countries ...”. TheRealDave was talking about “the host countries”.

      I am not sure what “other” countries deliver as much foreign aid as Christian countries do. Care to name a few?

      “exporting war and death across the globe”, I am not sure the “others” do it less. The Crusades were about re-taking territory that had been taken violently from the Jews who had taken it violently from the Palestinians.

      A “just war theory”, I don’t think you should go there. There are plenty of countries / cultures in the world doing exactly that today and your expressing your opinion as you do in a Christian country would not be safe if you did it in those countries.

      I am pretty happy that my country has been (culturally) a Christian country. Suit yourself though.

    • Jay Santos says:

      07:08am | 23/08/11

      And if I rewound 15-20 years to the 1992 and 1996 elections, where Texas businessman Ross Perot ran against Clinton I’m sure I would have seen the same anti-Republican diatribe from Dennis Phillips. 

      Only the names have changed.

      Face facts, like Carter before him, Barack Obama is a one-term President.

      He promised ‘hope” and “change” and has delivered NOTHING.

      He has trainwrecked what was once the world’s largest economy.

      Not bad for three years in office; no surpises however that the parlous economic state in America goes unchallenged by the obviously pro-Democratic Mr Phillips.

      It’s telling that his preferred version of a “respected Texas political analyst” merely defaults to toxic liberal-type in launching a pre-emptive ad-hom attack on Perry.

      “Spiffy” indeed.

    • dbee says:

      07:55am | 23/08/11

      Despite being borked, the US economy is still is the worlds largest, almost 3 times the size of the Chinese.

      And it was well and truly borked by the time Obama got into power, Bush made well sure of that over the previous 8 years. Trying to attribute the US economies failings to Obama is laughable.

    • L. says:

      08:07am | 23/08/11

      “He has trainwrecked what was once the world’s largest economy.”

      Crap. That trainwreck was set in motion long before Obama moved into the White House.

    • TheRealDave says:

      08:20am | 23/08/11

      Ahh, so we found someone who actually does watch Fox News….

    • TomZ says:

      09:55am | 23/08/11

      dbee, “laughable”? so are morons like you trying to blame it all on Bush.

    • Jay Santos says:

      09:57am | 23/08/11

      HIlarious to see Bush Derangement Syndrome is still alive and well amongst the Punch illiterati.

      How long has it been now???

      Even your therapist is starting to worry.

      Why not give One-Term Obama some of your magic beans?

      Maybe that’ll help him.

    • HappyCynic says:

      11:55am | 23/08/11

      You moronic leftwing and rightwing nuts aren’t even entertaining anymore.  You’re all as stupid as each other and as pathetic as your ideologies.

      Sure the US economy was rapidly going down the crapper when Obama got in but Bush didn’t cause it and Obama hasn’t helped it.

      If you really want to blame someone why don’t you d**kheads blame everyone, including people exactly like you?  Blame the ridiculous lobbying practices in the US, blame the Senate, Carter, (who started down this road of deregulation), Reagan (and his moronic ‘trickle-down’ bullsh*t), Bush snr, Clinton (who thought it was a brilliant idea that anyone should be able to have a mortgage whether they could afford it or not), Bush jnr (who spent and spent and spent), Obama (who’s done his best to carry on Bush jnr’s legacy of spending but with fancier speeches), an apathetic population who doesn’t turn up to the polls, obscene amounts of money that’s spent on election campaigns, the ridiculous left and right ideologies that you morons are all so proud of, the religious freaks who are so toxic and so stupid and too many more.

      The fact is whoever gets elected in 2012 ain’t gonna change sh*t if he’s elected President.  All he’s gonna do is continue the rot while the vultures pick over whatever’s left of the US.

    • Fiddler says:

      12:34pm | 23/08/11

      Umm…. Ross Perot ran as a 3rd party in 1992 and 1996. In 1992 it was Clinton v George HW Bush and 1996 it was Bob Dole. Ross Perot was seen as a wild card, almost a novelty, he was never going to win the presidency. In 1992 he won no states, no seats and less then 20% of the vote, in 1996 it was the same but less than 10%. What he did do was split the conservative vote ensuring victory for Clinton in 1992.

    • Amanda says:

      12:44pm | 23/08/11

      No one can seriously blame the economic mess that America finds itself in on Obama? Ever heard of a little thing called the GFC? When did it start? Ummm, before Obama was in power. I dislike Bush as a president immensely, but would not paint myself as an Obama supporter either.

    • Jay Santos says:

      01:04pm | 23/08/11

      “...No one can seriously blame the economic mess that America finds itself in on Obama? Ever heard of a little thing called the GFC?...”

      What has Obama done to improve things on his watch?

      Bupkis.

      Oh wait, he took out a big shiny black shovel and kept on digging.

      Way to go Prez.

    • Troy Flynn says:

      02:01pm | 23/08/11

      @Jay Santos: “What has Obama done to improve things on his watch?
      Bupkis.”
      Hang on a minute. Hasn’t John Boehner(Weepy), Eric Cantor(Creepy) and Mitch McConnell(Sleepy) been crowing about forcing Obama to accept 98% of their demands to raise the debt ceiling, while at the same time refuse to end the bush tax cuts thus providing absolutely NO revenue.
      Seems to me that the republican congress is running the country not Obama. Any time he tries to get anything done he’s blocked by republicans in congress.

    • John Dark says:

      10:38pm | 23/08/11

      HappyCynic: you summed it up nicely.
      Troy Flynn: you’re dead right about the Republican-controlled Congress though. They would rather sabotage their own country than see any kind of progress (however minimal) under a Democrat, especially Obama. But after all, Yanks seem to labour under the delusion that if you pay peanuts (in taxes) somehow you get gold instead of monkeys. OK, mixed metaphor admittedly but you get what I mean.

    • Nathan says:

      05:43am | 24/08/11

      @HappyCynic
      You are spot on the money well said

    • Dave says:

      07:37am | 23/08/11

      Dennis your an academic.  Remeber what they say about teachers.  If you can you do if you can’t you teach.  So some advice, stick to your “knitting” and leave the real world to those that do.

    • remlap says:

      09:21am | 23/08/11

      That must make you an English teacher.

    • TomZ says:

      10:00am | 23/08/11

      Dave, I would add a further piece of advice to Dennis. Try not to poison your students’ minds with your bias.

    • egg says:

      05:03pm | 23/08/11

      @remlap, nice one. smile

    • deb says:

      07:42am | 23/08/11

      Lets face it Texans arent real bright,Perry has run roughshod over them for years and kept them uneducated and the poor ,poor.
      Living in the good ole USA for many years i saw other texas gov`s go to the big house and screw over the country.You would hope the yanks would learn from their stuff-ups wouldnt you?

    • Tex says:

      02:10pm | 23/08/11

      Spoken like a puffed up little pissant from a little pissant country. Don’t see you doin’ much deb. Looks like we yanks learned more than you eh, girlie?

    • Texans are morons says:

      02:56pm | 23/08/11

      You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
      George Carlin

    • Fiddler says:

      08:03am | 23/08/11

      By promising small government he may well become the next president. Obama is unlikely to be re-elected and Americans (rightly or wrongly) blame too much government and too much government interference for the financial trouble America is in.
      As for the levels of poverty etc in Texas I think you need to take into account the levels of illegal immigrants living there, they do share a border with Mexico.

    • Denny Crane says:

      08:13am | 23/08/11

      What a left wing attack, you can tell the fear is in there face.

      Perry has entered the race, and is a man of conviction, what a 4 term Texas Governor, he years ago was a democrat, and then changed to become a republican, i noticed you missed that in the story.

      Another point missed is that Texas has the most job creation out of any state in the USA, compare that to Obama who has presided over the greatest debt in US history, the only president to see the fiscal rating decrease, and is looking at being a worse president then Carter if possible.

      You can always tell when the left is under pressure attack who they fear the most and that is Perry, expect more of this, if Perry wins the GOP noimination he will either select Bachmann as deputy or more likely Rubio who hasnt nominated for President, that would see them sew up Florida as well and take the election, thats why the left is worried

    • John says:

      08:48am | 23/08/11

      Just remember bush, obama were puppets to the establishment, perry is most likely another one. I think the future for America is another revolution. The entire US media, financial and government institutions have been corrupted beyond belief. Once perry starts raining bombs over Iran, Syria you will know who he works for.

    • TheRealDave says:

      09:29am | 23/08/11

      I thought we were supposed to be outside Tehran by Christmas 2004?

    • fml says:

      10:09am | 23/08/11

      What has Iran done?
      What happened last time we acted on a smoking gun? was there any smoke? let alone a gun?

    • MarK says:

      08:14am | 23/08/11

      LAWL

      Academic elite attacks GOP.

      Who would have thought it possible.

      How is that hope and change working out for ya now son?

    • hawker says:

      08:58am | 23/08/11

      Gee, paraphrasing Sarah Palin…impressive

    • MarK says:

      10:39am | 23/08/11

      inorite.

      I am really good.

      You can call me sir if you like.

      Obama apologists are lovely fodder. I for one cannot wait for the US elections to see the lies and smears that are brought out by the msm and other progressives to prop up their great hope.

      It will a festival of laughs that will keep on giving.

    • gobsmack says:

      11:50am | 23/08/11

      Why is an academic automatically an “elite”.
      Or is that just academics with whom you don’t agree?

    • MarK says:

      12:17pm | 23/08/11

      “Why is an academic automatically an “elite”.”

      Don’t verbal me. It was not automatic therefore you failed.

      How many of the 234 were guilty by the way?

    • gobsmack says:

      01:25pm | 23/08/11

      @MarK
      Okay, so what makes this particular academic an elite?
      I would take a stab and guess about 230 of them.  One thing I know is that if any fresh evidence arises proving any of them to be innocent it will be too late.

    • MarK says:

      02:33pm | 23/08/11

      Oh so you are guessing numbers now.

      Awesome.

      Guess why I think he is an “elite” then. Ten out 2 and 2 together and see if you come up with a reason. Or just guess. Whatever

      Nice little homily at the end for the executed. Brought a tear to my eye.

    • gobsmack says:

      03:29pm | 23/08/11

      @MarK
      “Oh so you are guessing numbers now.”
      Yeah, the word “guess” gave me away.
      ” Ten out 2 and 2 together…”
      I guess you’re trying to say “Then put 2 and 2 together”.
      I’ll stick to my original theory, namely he’s elite because he says something you don’t agree with.

    • John says:

      08:33am | 23/08/11

      I wonder if the americans will vote in another globalist communist socialist international banker terrorist puppet. The establishment is going to give orders to perry to bomb Iran, give 1000 trillions to the bankers and leave Americans with a debt that will last 1000 years. The establishment might then order Marshall law and have all the Americans interned in concentration camps, reintroduce the red secret police “cecka” to crack down on establishment political descent. Police state is coming!

    • marley says:

      08:44am | 23/08/11

      I’m still trying to get my mind wrapped around the concept of a communist international banker. 

      As worry about a police state, perhaps it would be better for you to encounter the literacy state - the one that knows the difference between Marshall and martial, descent and dissent.

    • dave says:

      09:18am | 23/08/11

      What you mean General George .C. Marshall wrote some laws?  Ghee I must have missed that.  I love the loney left, they crack me up.

    • TheRealDave says:

      09:34am | 23/08/11

      I’m not sure if John is a Loony Lefty or a Chickenhawk Righty…...but I am certain he’s 100% moron wink

    • Barry says:

      09:49am | 23/08/11

      Is this before or after JFK, Elvis, and Tupac get back from their island hideout?

    • Fiddler says:

      12:19pm | 23/08/11

      Sorry John, my eye was off the ball. Another roll of tinfoil has been express posted to your house. FYI it is MARTIAL law, Not MARSHALL law, martial as in military control.

      Don’t get me wrong I love a good conspiracy theory but one which fails to benefit the conspirators fails in my mind.

    • MarK says:

      12:36pm | 23/08/11

      This is awesome work John.

      Kudos son.

      Please do write in more often. Yes I am serious.

    • n_dude says:

      12:44pm | 23/08/11

      Love your work John, keep it up.

    • John says:

      06:59pm | 23/08/11

      funny thing is obama is a puppet, socialist, communist in his youth, a terrorist(Libya,Aftganstian, Iraq), international banker puppet(FED/Goldmansachs). If perry gets in power, Obama’s old handlers will come to handle him and then order a strike on Iran. I guess the only conspiracy theory here is the concentration camps for Americans. Then again it has been stated that FEMA has built hundreds of concentration camps in the US. Maybe I’m not crazy after all.

    • John says:

      09:25pm | 23/08/11

      Marley you don’t get it! The left was created by the bankers as a political side that would fight against their enemy’s, the nationalists. We live in leftist totalitarian west! People who love their nation, tribe are prosecuted by these internationalist bankers who want to bring about a socialist world empire in which they can rule all the tribes of the earth. This why the left preaches multiculturalism, immigration, obliteration of borders, creating a socialist European union and only allow leftist politics. They criticize the entire nationalist side in order to manipulate and turn people against their nations, people and to embraced universalism socialism under the rule of the bankers. Just remember Jacob Shift (an International Banker) from New York funded Bolshevism. These bankers won WWII and ever since then have been flooding the west with trillions of immigrants, promote, multiculturalism, promote, international free socialist trade in order to dissolve the national people power and national economical strength so that the world and nations would be forced to embrace a world ruled by socialists internationalists. They basically want a one world government, under leftist ideals. This of course will lead to red satanic devilish government that will persecute western European Christians by these evil socialists. Then Jesus will come along and make war with the beast “red empire” and bring the evil ones to their end. They will be thrown into the red hot communist hell fire in hell. If you put you ear on the ground of the earth you can Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin screaming of torment.

    • Anna C says:

      08:51am | 23/08/11

      From what I’ve heard Texas’ economy is doing better than most so Rick Perry can’t be all bad. Sure he likes to dress up and act tough, but then who doesn’t like to role play. He’s kind of like Bob Katter of American politics I guess.

    • TheRealDave says:

      09:37am | 23/08/11

      You say that like its a good thing?!?

    • TheRealDave says:

      09:39am | 23/08/11

      Its cause they’ve got Oil! Lets invade!! YEEHAA!!

    • Anna C says:

      10:22am | 23/08/11

      The RealDave, while I think all politicians generally suck, I do have to admit that I find Bob Katter’s antics amusing and entertaining at times.

    • Dan says:

      05:39pm | 23/08/11

      The Texan economy is doing just fine. Like Australia, it’s mostly resource-based.

      It’s also full of incredibly desperate, poor people. As Dennis mentioned above, there’s been a lot of minimum-wage job creation. While some jobs are better than no jobs…the minimum wage doesn’t mean a whole lot in the US.

      The gap between rich and poor is growing rapidly in Texas. And a massive class of “working poor” does no good for anyone.

    • iansand says:

      09:28am | 23/08/11

      I used to think that some of the whackier Punchers got their talking points from some dank Liberal bunker entered through Cory Bernardi’s office, but now I’m not so sure.

    • MarK says:

      12:34pm | 23/08/11

      I used to think you make a salient point about “something” one day.

      Now I am sure I was wrong.

    • Malleeringneck says:

      09:49am | 23/08/11

      It amazes me, every political commentator I have read in Australia, since before the last US elections,  is so left wing orientated that you would think there are no right wing or central political commentators here.
      They all seem to swoon before Obama, even though he broke most of his election promises and all he did was hand money to the banks and buy a car manufacturing company. Even when he had the Democrat majority in the senate he was ineffective.
      All the commentators here also seem to be against the notion that many Republican voters are Christians.
      Makes me want to go back to church.

    • AdamC says:

      11:39am | 23/08/11

      Malleeringneck, I agree. Australians are fed a diet of Obamania to the extent few realise that, among many Americans, Obama has already become a huge disappointment. His promise to be bipartisan and inclusive has come to nothing: he has actually been exceedingly partisan and divisive in office. He has also failed as a back-room dealmaker across parties. Meanwhile, his Keynesian stimulus policies have seemingly not worked, and have also contributed to fears about America’s fiscal sustainability, which have in turn fueled economic uncertainty. 

      I don’t really like Rick Perry, but he isn’t Obama. That may be enough for American voters. Besides, how much worse can things get?

    • fml says:

      04:34pm | 23/08/11

      AdamC,

      How worse can things get?

      The republicans could get in.

    • fml says:

      04:37pm | 23/08/11

      ” His promise to be bipartisan and inclusive has come to nothing”

      I see you get your news from fox news.

      “On Fox News’ “Fox & Friends,” Laura Ingraham warned that President Obama’s call for unity was little more than a political ploy and a trap.”

    • Matt says:

      09:52am | 23/08/11

      I dont understand the term ‘Small Government’ because it seems Republican’s are always trying to get more involved in peoples lives to tell them what they can and cant do, anti gay, anti abortion, war on drugs etc. Does ‘Small Government’ just mean ‘we dont want to pay taxes’?

    • Budz says:

      10:09am | 23/08/11

      That is the contradiction with both sides of politics when it comes to economic and social poicy. Just check the left too, we will restrict what you do in regards to the economy but you can do what ever you like socially.

    • Jay Santos says:

      10:02am | 23/08/11

      “...Just cos you’re thinking it doesn’t mean we’re saying it….”

      Nice homophobia.

      Are you lot 10 years old?

    • HappyCynic says:

      04:39pm | 23/08/11

      Do you ever actually contribute anything sensible to a discussion or do you just attack?

      How dull.  At least Erick et al provide a good point or two, you just seem to provide little more than a barrage of insults and mockery.  Why bother?

    • Budz says:

      10:07am | 23/08/11

      Are Americans really as religious as politicians and the media suggest they are? A majority of Americans I have met would be as religious as Aussies, which is not very religious. And I also find it weird that if America is so religious, then why is America also the home of porn and everything trashy?

    • RyaN says:

      10:16am | 23/08/11

      And so it starts, the cycle of extreme conservatism that will see America withdraw from the rest of the world with an inward focus of rebuilding the wreck that Obama left.

      Prepare for trade restrictions and for China to suffer.

    • Economist says:

      10:49am | 23/08/11

      You mena the wreck that Bush and Obama left.

      Sorry you can’t exclude the bubble.

    • remlap says:

      10:49am | 23/08/11

      Obama took command of a sinking ship while the previous captain jumped on board the last life boat with the parting words “Thanks for taking over, you’re now responsible for this mess. See what you can salvage. One last thing, the captain must go down with the ship!”

    • fml says:

      11:16am | 23/08/11

      The subprime crisis most definitely started when bush was in office.

    • Anna C says:

      11:37am | 23/08/11

      Actually fml, the seeds for the sub prime crisis were sown during the Clinton administration.

    • RyaN says:

      11:48am | 23/08/11

      @Economist: Is Bush still the president? But for the sake of fairness, Obama did manage to inherit an ailing economy and managed to make it 100 times worse through his Mugabe style approach to the economy.
      You can just hear it can’t you..
      Treasury: “President Obama, we are running out of money”
      Obama: “Don’t worry, we can just print some more”

    • Economist says:

      12:08pm | 23/08/11

      100 times worse? bit of an exaggeration. Actually the stimulus did have an effect, but like most stimulus packages it was short-term. The problem was not fixing the underlying problem.

    • Jay Santos says:

      12:50pm | 23/08/11

      “...Actually fml, the seeds for the sub prime crisis were sown during the Clinton administration…”

      Ssshhh Anne C…you are spoiling the narrative.

      It’s what they learned at school so you can forgive them for being ignorant of history.

    • fml says:

      01:55pm | 23/08/11

      Right, so when the right say it was obama, and its all obama’s fault, and that it wasnt inherited from bush, thats all fine and dandy, tits and candy,  then is it?

      “It’s what they learned at school so you can forgive them for being ignorant of history” I thought insults were the sole domain of the left?

    • Economist says:

      02:20pm | 23/08/11

      Sigh…. Anna and Jay

      Clinton’s amendments to the Community Reinvesment Act did not cause the GFC. Sure 25% of all sub-prime lending occurred at CRA covered institutions and they accounted for a large number of the debts, but not the vast majority of the debts and the didn’t create the CDO’s, nor speculate on them. Funny thing is banks if they think they can make a quid will lend. It was due to poor oversight and regulation in allowing the allowing toxic elements of the free market to prevail. .

    • MarK says:

      05:38pm | 23/08/11

      Correct Anna and Jay economist needs to brush up a bit.

    • Economist says:

      09:17pm | 23/08/11

      Oh MarK, your simply wrong. So where’s your evidence, I provided mine. You’ve got a real bee in your bonnet. I love the technique of not providing facts, but nit picking, but at least you’ve toned down, marginally,the hysterical rhetoric. No doubt though your being vilified by the lefties, b est scream bias.

    • Mark says:

      10:24am | 23/08/11

      PERRY 2012!!!

      Because a Republican Governor from Texas worked out so well last time!

    • Troy Flynn says:

      04:57pm | 23/08/11

      Who knows, maybe the next President should be RIck PARRY. Of course we’ll never know if he won the Iowa straw poll, because the GOP is refusing to release all the results. It’s entirely possible that Rick PARRY, beat out Michelle Bachmann, Ron Paul and the other Rick PERRY.

    • Troy Flynn says:

      05:23pm | 23/08/11

      @Mark: “So jobs have grown under Perry. This is A Bad Thing apparently. Gotcha”
      How is this a “Gotcha”, He created Gov’t jobs.
      Ann Coulter recently said on Bill Maher’s show “She is a drain on Society” in reference to the mother of an other guest on the panel MSNBC Host Chris Hayes, who is a gov’t worker.
      Don’t republicans hate gov’t jobs?
      Oh, and the word is spelt: HYPERBOLE ( hy-per-bo-le) not hyperbowl. What was that about education?

    • Economist says:

      10:29am | 23/08/11

      Your right wing nut jobs are hilarious. There’s more to a society then economic growth. But lets have a look at Perry and Texa’s record. Firstly employment growth. Funny thing is government jobs have outgrown private jobs under Perry, so he’s all talk no action. Employment growth is due to the low minimum wage, comparative to other states and most of the growth isn’t new jobs for the US economy, but businesses moving from other states because of the lower minimum wage. In fact I believe Texas has the the second or third lowest minimum wage. But Texas has done alright not because of Perry, but because of Oil and gas from fracking.

      More importantly for such a wealthy state how are they traveling on the broader socio economic statistics? Well Dennis has highlighted education as a dismal failure, but lets look at Health. Texas has the highest number of people without health insurance. It has a lower life expectancy then the national average, but it’s not as bad as the other Southern states. So a big F on standard of living.

      Unemployment went down when the stimulus kicked in, but has stabilised at around 8%, it’s hasn;t bewen going down since and is not doing as well as New York, but certainly better than California. Texas simply didn’t have as many foreclosures which also protected them.

      The fact is if Perry’s elected he’ll be hamstrung, because the big job has different advisers and differnet problems. Like Bush he’ll cater to the big end of town relaxing key regulations that are designed to protect Americans leading to excessive speculation and another bubble will be on the way. 

      No you righties can have you no regulation small government, while I’ll happily live in Australia where we have an affordable level of government and are either ranked the most livable or second most livable country in the world, depending on which ranking organisation you want to believe.

    • MarK says:

      12:33pm | 23/08/11

      “Your right wing nut jobs are hilarious.”

      Oh I thought you were unbiased. You have protested about this before. Ok.

      “Funny thing is government jobs have outgrown private jobs under Perry,”

      So jobs have grown under Perry. This is A Bad Thing apparently. Gotcha.

      “In fact I believe Texas has the the second or third lowest minimum wage.”

      So he kept wages down as you said earlier. And this A Bad Thing. Gotcha. Care to back up the tone of the allegation with some figures. See how mean this guy is.

      “Well Dennis has highlighted education as a dismal failure”

      No. The author said he had a friend tell him this. I had a friend just tell me differently. Checkmate. Oh and it was on email too.

      “Texas has the highest number of people without health insurance. It has a lower life expectancy then the national average, but it’s not as bad as the other Southern states. So a big F on standard of living”

      Care to go into the demographics or just grade away as it pleases you? Show us the facts first and then give us the reason why. It is not as bad as other southern states but this is still A Bad Thing.

      “Like Bush he’ll cater to the big end of town relaxing key regulations that are designed to protect Americans ...blah blah blah more progressive hyperbowl.”

      I though you were unbiased but whatever. Still it is good to know you have the inside absolute knowledge on what Perry will do if elected. Gospel truth…pun intended. I mean really? You make some shit up about stuff that hasn’t happened and say look at this it is A Really Bad Thing. Laughable.

      So happy you wish to here too though. You are welcome to stay in my country and my ancestors country.

    • AdamC says:

      01:23pm | 23/08/11

      Economist, how do those education stats control for Texas’ higher population of kids from non-English speaking backgrounds?

      (Note, I am not suggesting hispanics, etc, should not aim as high educationally as others, nor be held to a lower standard of achievement. However, starting off without English skills in an English language curriculum would put those students at a disadvantage. Therefore, raw comparisons with ‘whiter’ states are unfair.)

    • SimonFromLakemba says:

      01:44pm | 23/08/11

      Perry created ‘government jobs’, actually lost private sector jobs.

      Obamas problem was he hired the bums who had a hand in GFC I, in key economic positions in his administration and accepted donations off all the big players on wall street. No matter who gets in the White House the result will be the same

    • MarK says:

      01:57pm | 23/08/11

      “The attack on Dennis was that he’s a lefty, therefore invalidating his argument, it’s nonsense. “

      But you just did that to right wingers? Hypocrisy much.

      “The government job reference was to the fact that Perry claims to be for small government yet does the opposite”

      Ahh gotcha. Just like Rudd. You are talking in absolute or relative figures? What are basing this claim on?

      “Maker shit up Christ, that accounts for 90% of your posts”

      Care to give evidence of this or is this just more hyperbowl. With 90% of my shit made up you will have plenty of evidence to shove at me. Hop to it or have you exaggerated somewhat son?

      Go on son. Please.

      Thanks for all the links wasn’t hard was it now?

      I will enjoy reading them at my leisure.

      “Yes it really must get to you that good governance sees a role for government to assist in providing a standard of living.”

      Interesting. Where did this pieceof advice come from. Noce homily. Why is it warranted?

      ” So here’s my tip, if your so enamoured move to Texas. “

      Err show me where I am enamoured of this guy? Go on son. I accuse you of great verballing and shenanigans. I will chase you with a broom as is my right unless you show good cause.

      Back to you later. I am sure I will have further queries.

    • Economist says:

      02:16pm | 23/08/11

      AdamC, yes you’re more than likely right. The problem with broad socio-economic indicators is the devil is in the detail. But it still doesn’t take away from my general thesis that it requires a balance between governments and the market to deliver a productive and happy society. And Australia currently kicks butt. Let’s, as the majority of Australians are currently doing, judge a policies and programs on their merits and not get too carried away with who’s delivering them.

    • mark says:

      10:35am | 23/08/11

      Ron Paul please

    • jack says:

      10:53am | 23/08/11

      For a fella who grew up in the US and taught American politics, you don’t seem to know much about it.

      The US was founded as a republic of limited government.

    • iansand says:

      01:33pm | 23/08/11

      Not so, but the Jeffersonians prevailed over the Hamiltonians quite early on.

    • MarK says:

      11:27am | 23/08/11

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CRpjPJOEIE&feature=player_embedded

      Lol nice work - forget to mention that part.

      Also the name Hightower rang a bell so I had to check.

      As described by the authur Hightower thus “Jim Hightower, a respected Texas political analyst,”

      What he failed to mention is that Jim was defeated by Perry in a 1990 election and during that race 3 of Jim’s aides were indicted for bribery. Indeed Jim is a Democrat who has worked on many presedential campaigns for the Dems candidates.

      Of course there are no conflicts of interests the author wished to disclosed.

      While we are going on this whole verification of fact by this “academic” let us ask some more questions and like a good marker get some evidence eh.

      “One respected Texas political analyst described Perry as “yet another small-minded, right wing, Texas governor” - who is this other “respected” Texas political commentator? Hightowers mummy?

      “During Perry’s term as governor, Texas has carried out 234 executions, far more than any other American state.” Show us all the figures. As a stand alone “fact” this is meaningless.

      “Perry is anti-abortion, anti-gay and anti-government.” Proof?

      “In what other profession could you aspire to gain the top job by promising to wreck the organisation you hope to lead?” Ask the Green nimrods that same question and by default the Labor party their coalition partners. What a totally disingenuous statement in any case. You can support something by wanting to get rid of bloat….ahhh never mind it is your rant and your prerogative to make shit up.

      “Governor Perry, who has a license to carry a concealed weapon” Oh come on. You can open a bank account in the US and get a free gun. He applied for and got a licence. Tell us the total number of people with these licences in the states. What a wank.

      “Perry is solidly supported by wealthy and influential businessmen who love the low-tax, low-wage, deregulatory policies he has promoted in Texas. ” Who? Awesome allegation. Back it up champ.

      “Today Texas ranks near the bottom among America’s 50 states in most education indicators.” Proof or gtfo.

      “An old friend of mine ” HAHAHAHA - you sound like pers. Pathetic.

      “The prospect of Rick Perry as a presidential nominee makes the pathetic crowd of other Republican hopefuls look almost appealing.”
      I love the link that afforms your political bent that Palin is bad, GOP is bad and everything that opposes that is good. Wonderful link. ANother feminist leftoid wannabe.

      The thing that scares me, apart from the obvious hatred you have for all things conservative, is your lack of evidence and sources.

      They are either non-existent, compromised, mean or staright from the progressive playbook.

      Did you teach like this?

      Did you mark papers like this?

      Did your bias affect your students grades?

      That you taught at all with though patterns and attention to detail like this is of concern.

      Still Obama is working out real well with all his hope and change stuff right. Really got the old USofA firing away.

    • Demoman says:

      12:16pm | 23/08/11

      Political zealotry at its finest being displayed here. Everyone thinks there is a difference between Republics and Democrats when they both serve the same master. Distract the general population with issues such as abortions, gay marriage and other stupid shit while their masters run off with all the money and power.

      Do any of these candidates ever bring up tackling special interests such as bankers and mega corporations? Nope, for their masters are the same ones that own the media. The media ends up picking a candidate to win (last time Obama who was Jesus incarnate) and this time likely Perry who to me looks like another overly slick, tooth sparkling politician that will lie through their teeth. He will act pious and mention abortion to get the religious wackos to vote for him while having a closet full of tranny prostitutes and crack.

      My political opinions would best be described as far right wing and I am not fooled by these liars. None of them will tackle major issues such as border control, aging population, technology transfer to economic competitors, foreign control of land, investment in space, infrastructure, dysgenic breeding of the population and various others that will have long term impacts on their society. No, they are more interested in who shoves their penis where and whether the Ten commandments can be displayed or throwing endless amounts of money into the blackhole that are the poor.

      Meanwhile China cares about all of the above and will dominate us with their political system that does what is best for the nation as a whole rather than bow down to the sacred right of the individual.

    • Dan says:

      12:24pm | 23/08/11

      You know, when I first saw the 2011 Republican candidate line-up, frankly I was terrified. With the exception of Romney, they’re all radical conservatives with a slash-and-burn agenda, egged on by Fox News and the Tea Party.

      But then I felt strangely comfortable. Again with the exception of Romney, they’re all totally un-electable. The US is much too intelligent, and still far too scarred from the Bush years to go for a hard-line conservative.

      The debt ceiling fiasco proved just how dangerous these guys can be. I’m tipping Romney for the nomination, and Obama for re-election as the radicals desert him.

      Another 4 reliable years, before we deal with these fools once more.

    • MarK says:

      01:05pm | 23/08/11

      “Another 4 reliable years”

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

      Awesome….

      Gosh I would hate see turmoil.

      Hope and change and all that stuff is just super eh raspberry

    • L. says:

      02:29pm | 23/08/11

      “Hope and change and all that stuff is just super eh”

      Hmmm… “Hope and change” or Sarah “I have international diplomacy experience because I can see Russia” Palin..??

      Tough choice.

    • MarK says:

      03:23pm | 23/08/11

      “Sarah “I have international diplomacy experience because I can see Russia” Palin..”

      Nice meme.

      You seem a little insecure about Sarah though.

      “Tough choice. “

      Given the empirical evidence to hand there is no choice at all.

      How did the email with hunt go btw? Just checking.

    • Dan says:

      05:32pm | 23/08/11

      MarK I’m a little confused .

      What does “Gosh I would hate see turmoil” actually mean?

      I would hate to see turmoil too…I guess.

      As for 4 more reliable years, hell yeah. Tell me - would you honestly prefer President Perry or Bachmann? Would you have refused to raise the debt ceiling? Do you genuinely believe Rick Perry is qualified to run the country, and free world? What about Bachmann - who’s only legislative achievement is to protect old-school lightbulbs?

      As I mentioned above, I don’t hate Romney. He’s quite an appealing candidate. But these Tea Party types just seem like they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

    • Demoman says:

      07:01pm | 23/08/11

      What is the point of a debt ceiling if it is constantly moved higher?

      There is an unwillingness of people such as yourself, Dan, to realise that creating more debt isn’t going to solve the debt problem. Eventually they will not be able to borrow any more money and I certainly do not see them reducing it any time soon.

      Would you rather default at 15 trillion or in 10 years when the economy is even worse and the debt is 25 trillion? I would rather default now and start rebuilding a healthy economy than go through many more years of stagnation which will end in a similar fashion but much much worse.

    • John says:

      07:17pm | 23/08/11

      It’s the not the politicians that are the problem in the US. It’s their handlers, their puppets masters. The financial establishment and the media establishment including so called right media like FOX They are the ones that corrupt and run US politics. Only when these entity’s are expelled from the US, then the US will become healthy, with these people the US will continue it’s downward spiral. The entire American system needs to be cleaned! legal, political, media and financial. Seriously it’s a nation were the criminals, thief’s, deceivers, liars hold the highest positions of power.

    • MarK says:

      10:40pm | 23/08/11

      ” Dan says:  05:32pm | 23/08/11

        MarK I’m a little confused .”

      Son I could tell that by your op. No need to state the obvious.

      ”  What does “Gosh I would hate see turmoil” actually mean?”

      Weeeeeeelllllll, there are things called dictionary’s and what they will do is help you with this problem you have. Was it all the words or one in particular?

        ”  I would hate to see turmoil too…I guess.”

      Get back to me when you have looked it up and understand all those words

        ” As for 4 more reliable years, hell yeah.”

      Oh this will be good.

      “Tell me - would you honestly prefer President Perry or Bachmann? “

      Over Obama? Hell yes. Shit I will do it. Christ Badger would be better for the lols. He would be hilarious, Obama that is, except for the fact he thinks he can actually do the job and is semi capable.

      I just feel sorry for him tbh. As does most of the US going on the latest polls. Bit the same here eh raspberry

      “Would you have refused to raise the debt ceiling?”

      Yes

      ” Do you genuinely believe Rick Perry is qualified to run the country, and free world?”

      Yes

      ” What about Bachmann - who’s only legislative achievement is to protect old-school lightbulbs?”

      That is one up on Obama then

        ” As I mentioned above, I don’t hate Romney.”

      I am sure Romney is glad and relieved. How quaint of you not to hate. So sweet.

      ” He’s quite an appealing candidate.”

      I bet you look good in a set of hotpants to tiger RAWR!!

      ” But these Tea Party types just seem like they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic.”

      Great opinion and feel free to have it son. Awesome generalisation too. that’s the way son

      You got a cure for jock itch? Or for the guy pretending to e President? Maybe he needs a sammich….what do ya reckon?

    • Amanda says:

      12:39pm | 23/08/11

      great! The world does not need another Texan governor becoming the most powerful leader in the world. Dubbya was for more than enough for 8 loooong years…...

    • Michael R says:

      12:55pm | 23/08/11

      I’m no fan of Perry but what sickens me is the media’s instant desire to lampoon him with unflaterring photos, yet the same media has never once printed an unflatteringly picture of Saint Obama. The reflexive bias in the media is sickeningly undergraduate.

    • Katy says:

      01:56pm | 23/08/11

      You can’t take a bad picture of Obama.

      Perry is a right wing nutter in the tradition of the Bush duo.
      Texas is a hole.

    • cerebus says:

      02:15pm | 23/08/11

      I think everyone rabidly spouting the whole “lefty” “righty” rheotric should take a few minutes out of their day to educate themselves on the Illusion of Asymmetric Insight.

      “In a political debate you feel like the other side just doesn’t get your point of view, and if they could only see things with your clarity, they would understand and fall naturally in line with what you believe. They must not understand, because if they did they wouldn’t think the things they think. By contrast, you believe you totally get their point of view and you reject it. You see it in all its detail and understand it for what it is – stupid. You don’t need to hear them elaborate. So, each side believes they understand the other side better than the other side understands both their opponents and themselves.”
      http://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/08/21/the-illusion-of-asymmetric-insight/

    • Meaghan Hunt says:

      02:22pm | 23/08/11

      America will get back in the black with Obama !
      Nobody cares about America nor England any more !
      Australia, Australia Soccer Football , and the Australian economy belongs in Asia now ! We are an Asian Nation now!

    • Lachlan J says:

      03:34pm | 23/08/11

      What is this, I don’t even

    • paul says:

      03:07pm | 23/08/11

      i am still fascinated by the yanks infatuation with politicians. thats the good the good old us of a for you. its the most poiticised country in the world and it is supposed to be the leader of the free world but will elect actors to the highest job in the world. what hope have we got

    • Stockinbingal roo says:

      03:48pm | 23/08/11

      Either way through the greed of some and the lack of good political economic decisions in the past 20 years, America is now in deep shit. This twisted football team type support for other country’s political parties is foolish, siding with the Democrats because you follow Labor and siding with the Republicans as you follow the LNP I think is dumb. The USA is NOT and will never be Australia.

      I’ve got a lot of righty friends and are meeting them for dinner this week, but I’m not sure what I should drink as coffee and chardonnay are taboo? Please help with some funny suggestions.

    • Steve says:

      05:41pm | 23/08/11

      You are dead right about the foolishness of correlating support for one “side” of US politics based on which “side” you follow in Australia.

      Neither political party in the USA has covered itself with glory in economic management.

      Coffee is Ok just not latte. It’s coffee not milk. I think you can still get away with chardonnay as long as it is unwooded and you don’t refer to it as chardy.

      However nothing impresses a righty more than Belgium beers. They will have crownies because you don’t want to be asking the kitchen for lemon slices which is required with their usual. Of course they will want to pool the beer - especially the guy who brings VB.

    • stephen says:

      04:16pm | 23/08/11

      He looks the bloke from…‘I can’t seem to forget youuuu..’

      ‘Windsong. by Prince Machiobelli’ ....remember that adv. ?
      And then we’d get up and do a rendition of a chump chewing on a sav and falling down the well.

      PS Texas ‘T’ where ‘T’ stands for twit.

    • Govt@FauxCitizen says:

      11:29am | 24/08/11

      At least he has the legal ability to defend his family and his own life and property, instead of us lambs to the slaughter who dial 000 talk to the operator, talk to police explain the situation give current location explain status quo, and wait minimum 15 minutes for them to turn upusual 2 hours or sometimes never.
      And I know I’ll get howled down by the anti-gunners, but my response in anticipation is pure and simple, the toughest gun laws in Ireland never stopped the I.R.A. the same way it hasn’t stopped organised criminals or whackos getting their hands on whatever they want.

    • Jay says:

      11:34am | 24/08/11

      The last Texas Governor only cost the American people two wars and 11 trillions dollars in debt after inheriting a balanced budget. I wonder what this bozo would do? Oh yes tax cuts for the rich, spend heavily on defence, get rid of social security and watch America become a third world country.

 

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