Alright I’m calling it now: Penny Wong will be a contestant on the next series of Dancing with the Stars.

Well actually that’s not true, but the scary thing is I bet you didn’t know whether that was a joke or not.
With news this morning that Queensland Premier Anna Bligh is going to be a contestant on Celebrity MasterChef this country has entered a bizarre dimension that has further blurred the line between politicians, network celebrities and reality tv stars.
To illustrate what is quickly turning into my full-blown revulsion with this practice I will construct for you what I have named the “politician as celebrity tv appearance circle.”
As I write this article I’m watching Kerri-Anne Kennerley cook on her morning program with the winner of the enormously popular Masterchef series Julie Goodwin.
They’re cooking something green and fluffy and talking about a bunch of stuff like what time she eats dinner. Fine, all is good in the world.
Last night I was watching that Channel 10 Talkin Bout Your Generation game show on which Kerri-Anne Kennerley was a guest. Fine, all is still good.
In a similar time slot on the previous evening Channel 10 has another game show called Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? hosted by Rove McManus.
On Monday night they had as a “celebrity guest” on the show, Australia’s Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard.
Let me repeat: our Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard went on a show called Are-You-Smarter-Than-a-Fifth-Grader?”.
If you’ve ever watched this show you would know that the questions are not very hard. I turn it off in the knowledge that indeed, if nothing else, I am at least smarter than a fifth grader.
The fact that Julia Gillard subjected herself to this test either says something about her intellectual insecurities or is a shameless excuse to sidle up to a popular TV host for half an hour on prime time television. You judge.
Now Julia Gillard is the most powerful female politician in this country with Queensland Premier Anna Bligh being the second most.
Of course Anna Bligh is now going to be a contestant on Channel 10’s new “Celebrity MasterChef “.
And to complete the circle Julie Goodwin won the original Masterchef and was last seen cooking with Kerri-Anne this morning.
The issue with this politician as celebrity TV appearance trend is not that it takes time out of their busy schedule as leaders - Bligh for example is doing her performance while on leave.
The problem is, rather than being a “bit of harmless apolitical fun with Rove and the kids” as politicians press units will sell it, these appearances are actually a calculated, cynical and highly political exercise.
Take Bligh’s upcoming appearance on Masterchef.
There is currently a crisis of public confidence in Bligh’s state Labor Government.
A former-minister of the Beattie Labor Government has recently been jailed for seven years for corruption. The man who headed up a ground breaking and far reaching inquiry into corruption in Queensland, Tony Fitzgerald QC, has come out and said that he thinks things are going back to the bad old days in Queensland.
So what does Bligh do? She goes on a new version of what is arguably the most popular show ever on Australian television where she’s likely to have several hours of unquestionably positive publicity.
Bligh’s own reasoning for going on the show - “To Showcase Qld Produce” (which was of course Tweeted this morning) - is about as convincing as Gordon Nuttal’s excuse that he was not expected to do anything for the $360,000 he was given by Queensland businessmen.
By putting Bligh on the same platform of other celebrities who we like because they’re good actors, singers or just good looking – co-contestants will be “Vince Colosimo, swimmer Eamon Sullivan, INXS’s Kirk Pengilly and Miss Universe Australia Rachael Finch” – we are all but accepting that the same standards of popularity should apply to our evaluation of their performance as politicians.
“That Anna Bligh, she may not be able to do much about corruption but I sure like how she crumbed those lamb chops.”
This behaviour isn’t limited to the Labor Party, Julie Bishop appeared on a cringe worthy episode of Good News Week. It’s hard to say whether the Coalition would be as bad if they were in power, but Rudd Labor – of which Bligh is a pupil - is definitely turning it into an art from.
We are not talking here about appearances by politicians on shows like Q&A or opinion pieces that we run on The Punch daily, where politicians defend political ideas and reflect on personal beliefs and experiences. As our elected representatives forums such as these are utterly justified and in the public interest.
But how likable Julia Gillard is on Fifth Grader is frankly irrelevant to her role as our Deputy Prime Minister. The message to viewers operates on a base manipulative level: “like me, I’m with Rove you see.”
And that is the flip-side of this phenomena – a lot of the public aren’t that dumb, will see this for what it is and grow pretty tired of it.
Rudd’s last performance on Rove for instance was unentertaining and, frankly, embarrassing.
The performances of politicians on these shows does not only demean politicians, more importantly, it demeans the electorate that voted for them.
So please, please, can we put an end to this now before we have to watch Anthony Albanese on Australia’s Next Top Male Model.
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