There’s nothing like a good euthanasia debate to make you wary of doctors.

Sure, they come across all innocent with their gentle bedside manners, illegible handwriting and attempts to cure what ails us. If euthanasia opponents are to be believed, though, they’re actually dastardly devils with a desire for death.
Give ’em an inch when it comes to helping us die and they’ll take a mile – not to mention solicitations from family members who want to knock us off and take our riches, too.
Yes, if South Australian MPs pass the current Bill before parliament, giving doctors a legal defence if they administer drugs that lead to the death of a patient, some believe the state will be cursed by “murders”, “assisted suicides” and “killings”.
What nonsense. And while the community debates in hysterical tones and politicians consider their navels, another terminally ill patient is wheeled into a ward to endure days, weeks or months of agony and morphine-induced stupor while shattered families watch on helplessly.
Yet it is heartening to hear that, after so many proposals shot down before it, Labor MP Steph Key’s Bill has moved from the second reading stage into committee in the lower house of State Parliament. (Sadly, that’s “historic”.)
MPs are allowed a conscience vote and we’re told it could be close.
This has prompted the usual fear-mongering and hand-wringing from socially conservative politicians on both sides, who believe their views on this most personal of subjects should hold sway over the vast majority of us who favour voluntary euthanasia.
Family First Upper House MP Dennis Hood says the Bill is “fatally flawed” because “the only witness who will be alive when the case goes to court will be the person who kills”.
People as young as 18, even without a terminal illness, will be able to enlist a doctor to administer death-inducing drugs, he says. (There go those blood-thirsty GPs again, knocking off gloomy teens who’ve had a particularly bad week.)
Mr Hood is threatening to remove Family First voting preferences from any MP who supports the Bill.
I hope voluntary euthanasia supporters give that threat the response it deserves, and put Mr Hood last on the Upper House ballot paper next time around.
But some in the Labor camp aren’t much better, with state factional head and federal Senator Don Farrell urging MPs “not to assist or participate in the killing of their citizens”.
That’s shrill, moralistic hyperbole that bears no resemblance to the actual intention of the Bill or the practicalities involved when a medical professional is working to assist a terminally-ill patient suffering intolerable pain.
At the end of the day, at the end of life, that’s what this issue is all about.
It’s not about Philip Nitschke and the ‘death clinic’ he’d like to set up in SA or Tasmania. (Yes, his visit to Adelaide last week did seem regrettably opportunistic, but the fact is that some elderly people feel freer to enjoy life when they’re armed with his information about how best to end it when a drawn-out death is all that’s left.)
Neither is support for euthanasia an attack on palliative care. YES palliative care is vitally important and YES palliative care workers do an amazing job.
But when palliative care is no longer a comfort, the next step for those who choose it should be the administering of drugs that bring about death. That is surely, for those who choose it, the most humane course of action.
This is all about choice – mine and yours. How you and I choose to die should not be a matter for politicians, or for some well-meaning old dear up the road, or for the Catholic Church.
If you DON’T want drugs that bring about your death, that’s fine by me. Actually, it’s none of my business.
In return I respectfully ask that you butt out of my final hours. That’s a matter for me and the good doctor who will have my very best interests at heart.
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