Ahhh, now we get it. Lindsay Tanner is smarter than that “freak show” Barnaby Joyce.

Lindsay Tanner uses question time to remind us what a moron Barnaby Joyce is. Picture: Ray Strange

In case we didn’t get the message in parliament last week (we can be a bit slow sometimes) Mr Tanner spelled it out again on Meet the Press on the weekend. Not only is Senator Joyce “off the planet”, his team mate Joe Hockey is a “lightweight”.

Yesterday in parliament he repeated the lesson again for those who’d wagged the last one or drifted off while doodling on our pencil cases. Mr Hockey is “out to lunch”, and again he filled us in on Barnaby. According to Mr Tanner, Senator Joyce is evidence of “a very big question mark over the leader of the opposition’s judgment for appointing him in the first place.”

For someone who’s so much smarter than his counterpart, Mr Tanner seems to have skipped the chapter in Politics for Dummies called “Australians don’t like smug politicians who reckon they’re smarter than everyone else.”

A strong collective wisdom has formed in the commentary about the Coalition Finance spokesman that he’s a dolt.

Take last week’s coverage of Senator Joyce’s comments about the foreign aid budget.

The Age: Joyce loses the plot on international aid

The Sydney Morning Herald: Barnaby Joyce in policy whacko-land. (They’re the same piece, different mastheads, different equally snotty headlines.)

In Irate woman interrupts Liberal trip on news.com.au we read how Tony Abbott had “slapped down” his front bencher.

And here on The Punch: Barnaby’s on his own with his comments on foreign aid.

Personally I think our foreign aid budget should be increased, not decreased, for two reasons: it’s the right thing to do, and the smart thing to do.

But it is naive in the extreme to think that’s the only view out there.

There’s not many people ringing talk back radio demanding we boost our funding to our troubled pacific neighbours or sling a few billion the way of Africa.

And was Saturday’s paper’s filled with people condemning Senator Joyce? No. Instead in the Daily Telegraph there were letters like:

“Just how much longer do we have to put up with the childish antics of the Federal Labor Party who now resort to pathetic name-calling of Barnaby Joyce? It’s good to see Barnaby Joyce didn’t lower himself to their level,” wrote Gail Marsh of Riverstone.

“Senator Barnaby Joyce is one of the few politicians who is making sense. His foreign aid comment made a lot of sense. We are billions in debt and borrowing more and more ... and we are still offering foreign aid. We should be looking after ourselves first,” wrote Bonny Nobrega of Earlwood.

(Completely off track but worthy of sharing is this letter to the Tele from Susie Colvin of Bilgola Plateau: “All this talk about Tony Abbott wearing budgie smuggles is childish but I would like to say to his detractors that he at least appears to have a budgie to smuggle.”)

I wonder how these people feel when Mr Tanner calls the man with whom their views accord a “freak show”? Or when commentators say his position makes him politically untenable? Pretty cheesed off I imagine.

The government’s “the opposition is stupid” theme was expanded during Question Time yesterday when Kevin Rudd called Tony Abbott “the straight talker from central casting.” Taking the piss out of people for speaking in coherent sentences is a high-risk political strategy, especially from the man who coined the phrase “programmatic specificity.”

I would have thought the left, and the more mainstream elements of the conservative side of politics would have learned how ineffective it is to write someone off as a half-wit when that strategy didn’t work with a certain red-headed fish and chip shop owner from Southern Queensland.

You don’t have to agree with Barnaby Joyce but mocking him is going to have the effect of cementing his existing support base, and possibly giving him a leg up with some people who were undecided but don’t like smug bastards.

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    • Joe says:

      06:21am | 09/02/10

      Unlike many politicians Barnaby actaully thinks for himself - unlike the good little Labor pollies who sing off the Chairman’s song book of rehearsed lines to use that day, repeating what they are told to say. We badly need more politicians who can think on their feet like Barnaby (you can see him doing calculations in his head in an interview - not always getting them right, but image other pollies being so game to think). I’d rather have politicians prepared to say what they think than pollies who seem to change what they believe based on the latest focus group - Rudd style.

    • Harry says:

      11:35am | 09/02/10

      I know this guy down at the local train station who has an unfortunate intellectual disability. He is a lovely person who loves to chat and tells you what is on his mind. In that regard he is identical to Barnaby Joyce, but I don’t want him running the countries finances.
      I don’t think Mr Tanner needs to elaborate on Mr Joyce’ s stupidity, Mr Joyce is doing a fine job of advertising this all by himself.

    • Anthony says:

      03:05pm | 09/02/10

      Harry, I’d love to hear your traveling companion’s opinion of you?

    • Macca says:

      04:51pm | 09/02/10

      He might say what he thinks but the trouble is Barnaby doesn’t think intelligently.
      He is the epitome of the redneck fundie and if he was a Labor politician the media would be merciless in their destruction of him.
      Neither he nor Abbot ‘tell it like it is’ and the biggest spin I can see comes from the conservative side of politics.

    • Eric says:

      07:15am | 09/02/10

      “A strong collective wisdom has formed in the commentary about the Coalition Finance spokesman that he’s a dolt.”

      That’s not s “strong collective wisdom”. It’s just the typical left-wing bias of the great majority of journalists manifesting itself as usual. Most people don’t really pay attention to them any more.

    • Jack Thomas says:

      09:23pm | 09/02/10

      Be honest Eric, somewhere there is a village looking to get its idiot back, and that idiot is Barnaby.

      Even a rusted on Lib like me can admit seeing stupidity when it dribbles on my screen most nights. 

      Doesn’t mean Tanner isn’t your typical Leftard smarmy tossbag, with a pelthora of simpering policy wonks and other grey cardigan brigage loving him for repeating the message the Spinsters gave him this morning.

      But at the end of it all, if Barnaby is in charge of Finance we’re all in trouble. Admit it, the guy’s a retard.

    • John A Neve says:

      07:30am | 09/02/10

      Tory,
      I think you have missed the point, ALL politicians think they are “smarter than everyone else”.
      They also think they are above the law, get over paid based on ability and have to have financial help to find another job.
      Come on Tory, you must know all this?

    • WKH says:

      07:42am | 09/02/10

      Spot on, you are dead right and thats what is happening at a rapid pace. You don’t need to look much further than in the comments on the Punch to see that “holier than thou” attitude among the Labor stooges (of which there are a few). It back fires big time. We don’t like smart arses and will generally back the under dog each time. The Labor attack dogs are all over this site. Just watch them leap to Tanners defense! But their message is getting tied and lost. Just look at the polls.

    • iansand says:

      08:07am | 09/02/10

      Guess what, Tory.  The only people who take polly posturing seriously are journalists and other pollies.  For the rest of the world it is a mild distraction.  A bit like Big Brother.

    • Macca says:

      09:40am | 09/02/10

      @Iansand, then why read the article and comment?

    • Jane says:

      08:17am | 09/02/10

      The same could have been said for Mark Latham - and he was winning in all of the polls except for the one that counted. People might not like smugness, but they like idiocy even less.

    • Fog Badger says:

      08:24am | 09/02/10

      Where are Chong and persephone?

    • Adam says:

      09:00am | 09/02/10

      Perfect Timing, plus I was thinking the same thing:)

    • T.Chong says:

      12:10pm | 09/02/10

      Thanks for keeping me in yur thoughts and prayers.
      Incredible fact folks, but I work. Those lentils, mung beans and turnips wont harvest themselves.
      Now obviosly I need to get to work here, providing witty, erudite ripostes to gob smack you Righters back into place.
      Get back to yous soon.

    • persephone says:

      08:25am | 09/02/10

      I’m not sure which is worse - attacking Barnaby for being a fool, or defending him for being one.

    • Look at the boys club says:

      08:34am | 09/02/10

      The Rudd camp must sing from the same hym book otherwise they are out. Did Wong have the balls to tell Rudd it was not on when he paid his political debts by approving the QLD to recently give Cubbie Station (have a look who is Chairman) a massive water right when up until now it has been taking the water illegally? Did Cubbie pay full price? Nope, and what is worse it was for more water than Sydney Harbour holds. All of this should be in the Darling River. Oh, by the way, why didn’t Tanner and Wong discuss it when immediately after the GIFT Cubbie Station went belly up. Perhaps to help the sale price?????

    • Matt says:

      08:50am | 09/02/10

      So let me get this right.

      Barnaby is lauded for “straight talking” but as soon as Tanner starts straight talking and reminds us that Baranby is, indeed, a moron, you’re into him?

      And as for Hanson, the problem was that no-one (from the Government) came out and said she was a moron.

      They tolerated her with platitudes that she was “talking to ‘our people’”. I once heard Bronwyn Bishop (at a function) describe someone she thought was a conservative to Hanson as “one of us”. Only Ron Boswell had the guts to fight Hanson and he nearly lost his seat over it. (the fight crippled him politically and, I think, mentally and the old warrior has never been the same since).

      At least Tanner’s getting out there and exposing this guy for the lightweight he is.

      Now THAT’S straight talk.

    • Gerard says:

      09:36am | 09/02/10

      There is a difference between calling someone a lightweight and demonstrating it. Perhaps such a difference is lost on you Matt.

    • Don Clark says:

      09:01am | 09/02/10

      Whether Senator Joyce is dumb or smart or just average mostly doesn’t matter. What does matter is whether he is making fair, accurate statements, while having a good grasp of the essentials.

      Senator Joyce has a reputation as a swashbuckling straight-shooter who speaks his mind. Sadly, only partly true.

      As a qualified accountant Senator Joyce will know that the national budget is neither a piggy bank nor a credit card, though many a Punch supporter has suggested as much.  Now one of the most senior of the Shadow Ministers, he must - well, should - also now have access to really expert economic advice. So he must either know or be able to find out how the budget and national fiscal system actually work.

      He claims we have to “balance the books”. Truly a fiscal nonsense in national budget terms and he should be getting economic advice better than that. So why did he say it?  Because it sounds appealing. Straight shooter? Meh.
      He claims that “gross federal debt is beyond 120 billion and racing up” . Right in amount, wrong in direction, and quite misleading both ways.  The gross amount is not large in historic proportion, nor that spectacular in comparative (constant dollar, deflated) terms. It is already less than first estimated. He must be getting economic advice that tells him that. So why did he say it?  Because that’s what he thinks his audience wants to hear.  Straight shooter? Meh.

      Swashbuckler? Sure, he was. Now he’s a senior front bencher. How long will they let him he get away with the bull in a china shop act? o “corrections” from Mr Abbott already. More to come before he’s either brought to heel or given the boot.

      Speaking his mind? Meh. He says the first thing that comes into his head. Straight shooter? Meh. He says only what he thinks his audience wants to hear.

      And before the peanut gallery starts up, I have no connection with any Political Party and never have, and I am not a Labor voter. I don’t think I’m smarter than Senator Joyce but for well over $200,000 per annum I expect him to have professional expertise in his duties.

    • persephone says:

      09:36am | 09/02/10

      I agree. Barnaby speaks his mind, and we get to see how little there is of it.

    • AJ says:

      09:37am | 09/02/10

      I’ll abandon my thoroughly biased, ABC-influenced, eco-fundamentalist, idiotic, suckered-in-by-climate-gate tendencies and speak briefly on conservatism.

      One of the biggest concerns I have with the Right in Australian politics is that, similar to their Republican colleagues in the US, their supporters are fleeing wholesale from the intellectual basis of their ideologies.  The rabid anti-intellectualism, the preference for ‘straight-shooters’ fails to understand the rationale behind representative democracy.  Gone are those who can effectively mount a defence on the basis of free-market principles, those who can enlighten us as to why individuals striving for their own ends produce better communal outcomes.  Conservatives now, in an effort to ‘be like us’ don’t promote on merit, but on likeability.

      The point of representative democracy is not to pick the person most like yourself.  It is to pick the person who best espouses and represents your values.  That means not picking ol’ Barny from down the local pub, but finding someone who believes what you believe, but can pursue it with intellectual rigour and leadership.

      Picking folksiness over genuine leadership and credibility may make for good media coverage, but it leads to a deficit in leadership.  And I think that, deep down, a lot of Liberals who wish Barnaby would just shut up know it

    • Phil says:

      09:51am | 09/02/10

      Don

      What would you call our debt. Most people recognise a credit card or piggy bank in terms of debt or savings? I believe this accurately tells the story. Perhaps you could enlighten us to your theories here.

      Are you suggesting that as they predicted a 300B debt they have done a good job by keeping it to just 120B in just 2 years in power?

      If the debt as you acknowledge is 120B, and not racing upwards, are you saying that say by June 20 2011 it will be less? I would like a wager that the current debt will rise and rise substantially by this date.

      Debt not large? You are kidding I hope. I wonder if you are a high achiever who actually pays/paid a reasonable amount of personal or company taxes. As its these individuals who will end up repaying this money, not those on 50K per year. Even f they increased personal tax by 5% someone on 50K will only contribute an additional $2,500 per annum, barely the interest on the amount of borrowings per person that will exist.

      Like or loath him Barnaby is making some good comments. America and UK and many other countries are effectively broke. A big hit could happen. It may not, but he is making some good points.

    • Colin says:

      01:33pm | 09/02/10

      I’m amazed that so many are so blase about Debt.  “It’s ONLY $120B” they bleat.  “No worries, she’ll be right mate”.

      Please think again.  Even a “mere” $120 Billion must be repaid.  Think that’s gonna be easy? Think that WON’T be a huge drag on the economy in future?

      Think again.

      Currently 5 year Commonwealth Govt Bonds are running at 4.9%.  So, using a very broad estimate, if we have to repay $120B at 4.9% that would be $6B a year… in interest alone.  Look up the historical charts for Australian Government annual surplus/deficit.  We’ve rarely had a TOTAL surplus that large!  From memory, the biggest ever annual surplus the Commonwealth Govt has had is about $14B, at the height of the mining boom, and (again, from memory) boosted by some big privatisations (Telstra?).

      Anyone who thinks paying off this Govt’s massive, useless, unnecessary, totally non-productive Debt will be easy and will not involve LOTS of pain… is living in la la land.

    • Tom says:

      04:07pm | 09/02/10

      Net public debt is 15.9% of GDP. That is not historically high. The absolute figure is meaningless in isolation. When most of Europe and the US all have public debt to GDP ratios of 80 - 90%, you will see why our current debt level isn’t a problem. $120 billion sounds a lot, but when our GDP is close enough to $1 trillion, it puts it into perspective somewhat.

      The budget should be in surplus during good economic times, yes, but the flipside is that it will be in deficit during downturns, due to both stimulus spending, and automatic stabilisers - the combined effects of decreased tax collection and increased welfare spending during recessions.

    • Joe says:

      04:45pm | 09/02/10

      Tom I am sure all the US home owners said similar things before their debt bubble exploded. “When you compare our debt with other neighbors we aren’t that bad off.” It is hardly a very good argument. When have we taken the worst figures as our comparison? Crime rates, education rates? “Compared to the US we aren’t that dumb so get over bettering education in Australia”. No.

    • Tom says:

      06:01pm | 09/02/10

      Joe, let’s just be clear here - The US has government debt levels approximately 6 times higher than ours. We have a long way to go before we should be concerned.

      Certainly we shouldn’t be complacent, and stimulus spending should be wound back as soon as the threat of recession has passed, but to argue that our current debt levels are dangerous is simply wrong.

    • Leonid says:

      09:29am | 09/02/10

      Barnaby Joice seems to be anathema to the self-loathing urban chatterati because he does not sing from their hymn sheet but instead says things that most people would like to hear more honest debate about.

      Perhaps Joyce is much closer to mainstream Australian thinking than either the chatterati or the benighted press gallery.

    • persephone says:

      11:38am | 09/02/10

      Yep, that’s why even his own leader (scarcely one to let a populist position sail past unboarded) backs away from him.

    • Diamantina Dick says:

      09:42am | 09/02/10

      Don, “balance the books” may not exactly be that relevant in an environment where the Government makes the rules, but it is a language that the man in the street understands. That is why, contrary to what many think, he is no idiot.

    • AJ says:

      10:00am | 09/02/10

      Then explain how, in a year where the market collapsed and practically nobody anywhere made a taxable cent of capital gain, where income tax revenues collapsed, when demand for social services increased, where the Economist, the Wall Street Journal, the Fin Review and other conservative pro-market papers of note all agreed that stimulus was necessary, how you balance the books?

      Keep in mind that the Lib/Nats tentatively agreed a stimulus was necessary at the time when our stock market HALVED IN VALUE, but were too chicken to outline what they would do instead.

    • soultrader says:

      10:02am | 09/02/10

      I don’t care who thinks what side of politics holds sway over my voting intentions. But I am missing the wise, insightful [or inciteful] comments from TC and Perse.
      Maybe some politicians are fantastic performers in front of the camera, maybe some are not.
      Maybe some go into politics to try and help those people they know, maybe some don’t.
      Maybe some get rewarded for years of wonderful service, [or anticipated future service] to their respective political parties, maybe some don’t.
      Some may well be Rhodes Scholars, and definitely some are not. We have a great array of people in politics, some we like, some we hate.
      We all fall into the category of insulting those we do not agree with or do not like the look or sound of.
      But in the wise words of what’s his name…...Shit happens.
      Sorry I got distracted before I finished my diatribe.

    • Carl Palmer says:

      10:09am | 09/02/10

      I’ve watched a bit of the A-Pac stuff last week and the attacks that were launched by the government. My only observation would be their lack of imagination and their inability to really strike at the heart of the matter. For example, on a point of order, Pyke noted that the PM had been speaking for 9 minutes and went on to order the PM to sit down if he couldn’t answer the question in 4 minutes. And the PM sat down. Classic. 

      As for Barnaby left field as he maybe is doing his job, ruffling a few feathers with the Govt struggling to find a response.

      Being condescending and arrogant for a politician is dangerous particularly when you don’t have the firepower to back it up. Keating got away with it because he was brilliant, unfortunately the current mob (with the exception of Julia) have their L plates well and truly plastered on their behinds and in this area are found wanting.

    • exzilerate says:

      10:09am | 09/02/10

      Barnaby is the King of the Hillbillys from QLD - flustered and sprouting gibberish at every turn he is not to be taken too seriously and is indicative of this hopeless divided Coalition. Malcomn “Rudd” should be commended on his ETS speech yesterday in Parliament. At least he has the guts to stand up and be counted and not to be part of Abbotts silly Hillbillys.

    • AdamC says:

      10:28am | 09/02/10

      People like Barnaby Joyce make fine backbenchers but bad cabinet/shadow cabinet ministers because they reject ‘group-think’. Some people downplay or deny the existence of group-think but there is no doubt that, in discrete intellectual communities like politics (not just individual parties, the whole space), academia and the media, group-think and ‘conventional wisdom’ flourish.

      Joyce’s foreign aid comments are a good example. I am against development aid. There is little evidence I have seen that it works and decades of experience and case studies strongly suggest that it doesn’t. My (anti) view is becoming increasingly less controversial in the community in general, but in the political community, dominated by group-think, it is tantamount to heresy. 

      When you are a backbencher on the fringe, heresy may be OK, but when you are the equivalent of a cardinal it isn’t. And it can be downright dangerous to overturn the cosy orthodoxy in politics. While Tony Abbott and his allies came out on top after toppling the conventional wisdom on an ETS (and the incumbent party leader), it was only after substantial ructions, and could have gone much worse for the Coalition. (And no doubt would have if it wasn’t for great Copenhagen cock-up.)

    • vicki sanderson says:

      11:10am | 09/02/10

      You are right on foreign aid. Why all the tremulous responses to Barnaby’s suggestion that we should rethink our foreign aid program? There are actually compelling reasons why this is sensible and overdue. In her recent book “Dead Aid”, the african writer Dambiso Mogo argued that 50 years and billions of dollars in aid had done nothing to alleviate poverty in Africa, and should be halted. It is also becoming increasingly apparent that, even putting aside the issue of effective delivery, the bureaucratisation of NGOs is leeching huge amounts of money into administration. Even so, much of the money donated to causes such as the Pacific tsunami damage, remained undistributed years after the event. And finally, in the wash up of the GFC it was revealed in the financial press that many Australian and international charities had lost millions in the stock market crash. A reexamination of our poilcy towards international aid is a perfectly legitimate and important pursuit.

    • Jenny says:

      10:41am | 09/02/10

      Um aren’t these people supposed to be running the country.  I would rather a smarty pants as a politician than a dumb ass hick who can’t even string an intelligible sentence together.

    • soultrader says:

      10:50am | 09/02/10

      Smart ? Yes !
      Smart Arse ? No Thanks !
      No need for put downs and insults to try and make your point.
      Hard evidence would be sufficient.

    • Chewy says:

      10:52am | 09/02/10

      Jen, Barnaby is a CPA you know. Just because he doesnt try to impress us all with a vocabulary of words that does not exist unlike our PM, does not make him a bunny.

    • persephone says:

      11:42am | 09/02/10

      Just heard Barnaby at Senate estimates using very long words very intelligently.

      He knows how to do it, it just doesn’t play well to his constituency.

      Which makes the blunders less forgiveable, because it suggests they’re either deliberate or he’s just being lazy.

      Both are dangerous when we’re talking about a pollie who is asking us to let him hold the pursestrings.

    • Carl Palmet says:

      11:43am | 09/02/10

      ”……even string an intelligible sentence together”. Go back a number of months and watch a speech delivered by Anthony Albanese. It made Barnaby Joyce look like the world’s leading orator.  What’s more the ALP’s frontbench were laughing embarrassing to say the least.

    • Chewy says:

      01:30pm | 09/02/10

      Albanese also has the Elmer Fudd thang going on..
      hunting wabbits…

    • D'oh says:

      10:48am | 09/02/10

      Meh, let’s see how tough Tanner is when Joyce is sitting 2m away from him next week on Qanda.

      I doubt he will have the balls to say it to his face.

    • Brian says:

      12:12pm | 09/02/10

      I agree - Tanner is a pounce - to be honest I am struggling to think of one Labor pollie who you could describe as a “real” man?

    • thatmosis says:

      11:17am | 09/02/10

      A pollie that stuffs up occasional in his words is refreshing to the Labor camp who rehearse their lines overnight so that they all sing from the same handbook. I would rather have a pollie that thinks for himself than a clone who has nothing to add to the arguement except derision and contempt, not just for the person they are trying to put down but for the electorate at large. Go Barnaby. Of course the labor sheeple will jump all over this and and try and deride my posting but thats to be expected isnt it.

    • Rappo says:

      11:26am | 09/02/10

      I may only be the son of a simple dairy farmer, but I am at a loss to understand the extreme mantra by some regarding our “massive debt”

      I may have only received a simple country education, unlike it seems some of those who have commented above, but to understand our “massive debt”, I would like to point out some facts, as I understand them anyway :-

      As agreed upon above, our debt is $120 Billion, that is, about 10% of our GPD. My understanding of the definition of GPD, in simple terms, is that this is a measure of our income as a country

      In order for me to understand these “massive” numbers, I have tried to simplify things a bit

      If my personal GPD was $80,000 a year (my income), then a corresponding debt equal to our federal debt would be $8,000. If I was a pretty bad negotiator in regards to interest rates, just lets say I was paying 10% interest, that is, my annual interest bill would be 10% of my 10% debt ($800 p.a.)

      It absolutely escapes me how this can be classed as a “massive debt”. If this is such a worry, does good old Barnaby propose that no-one can be in debt over 10% of their personal GDP (ie, annual income). If so, how the hell does an economy function with debt covenants of 10% of income?

      If some more learned scribes could please explain this to me, I would be more than appreciated

    • Colin says:

      01:21pm | 09/02/10

      Hi Rappo… good onya mate, it’s great to see people who try to think for themselves, work through the issues thoughtfully, and all with a humility to not think too highly of themselves. Quite unlike Mr Tanner, whose childish personal insults against Mr Joyce say far more about him than they do about Barnaby.

      You’re on the right track there crunching the GDP calcs.  Just one rather big problem though. Your basic assumption… that GDP is “a measure of our income as a country”... is incorrect.  GDP is actually the total value of all goods and services produced in a country in a year, and is equal to total consumer, investment and government SPENDING, plus the value of exports, minus the value of imports. If you pause to think that through, you’ll see that GDP is definitely not a measure of Income at all. Far from it.

      For all those who would like to believe that we have no debt problem, and/or choose to believe spendthrift Tanner’s arrogant, ad hominem, dishonest mischaracterisations of Barnaby’s intellectual abilities… all prompted by one overhyped slipup… take a look at the REST of what Barnaby had to say in the same speech -

      http://www.barnabyjoyce.com.au/Newsroom/Speeches/PublicSpeeches/tabid/73/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/1041/National-Press-Club-Speech-3rd-February-2010.aspx

      Sounds like he has a perfectly good handle on the numbers to me.  FWIW, on the simplest possible level, I’d far rather have someone managing the nation’s purse whose basic underlying worldview is that Debt is BAD and best avoided, than to leave it in the hands of those who think Debt (and spending it like drunken sailors) is Good and should be encouraged (eg, First Home Owners Boost).

    • Rappo says:

      02:47pm | 09/02/10

      Sorry Colin, I must have been mistaken by the definition that GDP = GDI….it seems that according to you, the vast amounts of money spent on my poor country education was indeed a complete waste of tax payers money…....so getting back to my example, how is a country supposed to operate if a 10% debt to income ratio is considered “massive”.

      Just because $120 Billion is a big scary number doesnt get away from the fact that the national debt that we are talking about is “massively minor”

      I agree that debt is bad in theory, but in reality debt is essential in economic survival, albeit in a responsible manner

      How many successfully run businesses have zero debt, ie, no overdraft, no employee credit cards, no HP’s or leases?

      By all means, carry on with this childish an inmature name calling and character assasinations (by both sides of the fence, it bloody stinks), but please do me a favour, stop this uneducated and bullshit angle that those on the conservative side of politics keep pedalling that Australia is swimming in a torrent of federal government red ink, its just not true in any metholodgy used by any economically responsible organisation

    • Colin says:

      04:01pm | 09/02/10

      Hi again Rappo,

      “so getting back to my example, how is a country supposed to operate if a 10% debt to income ratio is considered “massive”

      You’ve basically just repeated your question… including the same (incorrect) assumption, it seems.  Our national debt-to-Income ratio is not 10%.. by definition it obviously must be higher than that.  So you’re asking the wrong question, I fear.  GDP (remember, GDP is NOT gross Income) is around $1.02 Trillion.  A debt of $120 Billion would be around 11.8% of GDP.  Again, that’s NOT 11.8% of Income, but of GDP. So it tells you nothing about debt-to-Income.

      What is our real Income-only figure?  No idea.  A quick look here -

      http://www.indexmundi.com/australia/current_account_balance.html

      ... at our 2008 Current Account, suggests that the net result of our total trade with the rest of the world had us (then) in the hole by $40-odd Billion.  So no positive Income figure from trade.. we’re buying more than we’re selling.

      The key term you’ve used in regard to debt is “responsible”.  IMO, “responsible” Government borrowing involves only borrowing what you genuinely NEED to, and, spending it on projects that will pay for themselves (ie) productive investment.

      Cash handouts (blown on consumption), (imported) pink batts, school halls, and the like, do not generate any income to repay their cost.  I understand the much mooted “multiplier effect” for the government’s spending is around 0.6. In other words, they (may) get back 60 cents for every dollar (of borrowed money) wasted.  So no return on the money - a pure lossmaker.  Therefore all the repayments of interest and principal will have to be drawn out of the rest of the productive economy. In other words, a dead-weight drag on the economy.

      Brilliant

    • Carl Palmer says:

      04:59pm | 09/02/10

      My wife also came off a dairy farm and her dad impressed upon her that it was better to have cash in the bank than to owe the bank money.

      Can ‘t help you with the GDP stuff, too technical for me.

    • Colin says:

      09:16am | 10/02/10

      Thanks SD.

      So returning to Rappo’s debt-to-Income question, we can see that, on the basis of the Government’s budget numbers, our debt-to-Income is around $120B / $291B = 41.3%

      Of course, if we look even further at those budget numbers, we see that while Income is projected as $291B for 09/10, Expenses are projected as $338.2B .. a loss of $47 Billion for 09/10.

      In other words, to again use Rappo’s analogy, our “household” has (currently) a $120B debt ... or 41.3% of annual Income ... but, is presently spending itself even deeper into the hole… by $47B per annum.

      No wonder there are calls to “stop spending”.  If a real household had 41.3% debt-to-Income, and more importantly, was going even further into the hole by spending 16.5% (ie, 47B / 291B) more than it earned, the bank would be calling in the repossessors quick smart.

    • Barry says:

      11:44am | 09/02/10

      Good on Joyce to speak what is on his mind,I think it will be better if he dose it in private with his shrink.
      He holds a very responsible position in Shadow Government and this is not time for primary school tantrums.
      If he is not educated enough to handle the portfolio he has, then of to plant some potatoes.
      Hitler spoke his mind and look where he took Germany and the rest of the World.
      I am not a politician or in government important job, so I can talk stupid as much as I like.

    • Dann da Man says:

      12:00pm | 09/02/10

      I do not like smugness from tanner,rudd etc and that is what the libs had trouble with before the last election. As for Barnaby I respect him so much for how he speaks his mind and it is usually correct BUT I do not think he should be in that portfolio BUT he definitely has alot going for him. Tony Abbott has to have a circle of professional sounding people surrounding him to make him look more serious. Barnaby isa great thinker and stirrer - another wilson tuckey methinks.

    • persephone says:

      01:29pm | 09/02/10

      Unfortunately, Tony Abbott has to draw his Shadow Ministers from the talent available amongst Coalition MPs, so the chances of finding someone professional sounding is pretty slim.

    • george says:

      12:19pm | 09/02/10

      I’ll admit that I respect Joyce for speaking his mind.

      However, he should be very careful about when and what he says.

    • DT says:

      12:24pm | 09/02/10

      How clever and astute are people who have inherited a well managed government that is debt-free with budget in surplus and funds invested for the future and a reformed economy with a banking authority, that was at worst case possibly going to experience a mild technical recession due to the GFC, who turn that position of strength into budget deficit and likely to remain in deficit for some time and create debt higher than any since WW2 with related interest burden on future budgets which they used on “poor quality spending” mostly to win votes at the next election. Wouldn’t they be arrogant, incompetent, self-serving lightweights?

    • persephone says:

      01:32pm | 09/02/10

      Nope, they wouldn’t. They would be very clever and astute financial managers who know how to listen advice, take risks where necessary and spend money in a targetted and effective way.

      (My English teacher said never to ask rhetorical questions, because people might answer in a way you didn’t expect).

    • Anthony S says:

      02:07pm | 09/02/10

      > Wouldn’t they be arrogant, incompetent, self-serving lightweights?

      Yes they would, actually. And they are.

    • Paddy says:

      12:43pm | 09/02/10

      Can anybody list the achievements of Linsay Tanner that make him a success and a heavyweight?
      I cannot recall anything. He seems to have been able to portray an image that has no substance to support it. That is apart from journalists pretending he has something.

    • Mikko says:

      01:11pm | 09/02/10

      Good article Tory and as usual the True Believers who probably still think Gough Whitlam is God or vice-versa, come out firing at the messenger. Take the media feeding frenzy over such huge topics as Tony’s budgie smugglers, women doing the ironing (don’t call them housewives, call them home managers male/female or ironing persons), Barnaby’s minor slips and compare it with the ho-hum after former Defence Minister Joel Fitzgibbon was forced to resign last year over a really serious stuff-up with implications for our nation’s security, and it really does raise questions about our mainstream media.

    • Sally says:

      01:18pm | 09/02/10

      Lindsay Tanner - she is great in parliament, always looks nice and is a great example of a working mum. I admire her alot and hope I can be like her when I rejoin the Trade Union - I have been sick.

    • Scot says:

      01:19pm | 09/02/10

      My goodnes and what old toy box did they drag Lindsay Tanner out of. The last time I think I saw him was when he was in the Hawke-Keating era, and the same goes for Faulkner? Talk about an old fox let into the hen house. I would no sooner trust him, than and I would trust them on NBN, GFC, CRAP, Solar panels, pink bats, ETC. ETC. They have squandered $120B Federally alone, let alone the Labor state debt. There are 65 major broken promises by Rudd Labor and mounting, even the school kids know.

    • soultrader says:

      01:45pm | 09/02/10

      @persephone
      As usual only snide remarks.
      Have you tallied up the number of insults and name-calling blogs you have written in support of the looney left?
      How about a bit of substance?
      PS - where is T Chong? Miss the jibes there too.

    • SD says:

      01:47pm | 09/02/10

      The thought of Black Jack Joyce getting his hands on the bank account gives me the willies. The National Party in all of its guises sees it purpose as to provide the greatest trough possible for their constituents. Look at what happend to previous buckets of cash such as the Regional Grants program and the water fund, which doled out money to projects such as cloud seeding and pipelines to nowhere. Now Abbott is going to create the next Great Big National Slush Fund which will allow farmers to claim money for supposedly buring carbon on their properties.

    • Patrick McMaster says:

      01:50pm | 09/02/10

      If I hear Lindasy Tanner or any other elected meat head continue the line that “well compared to Europe and the rest of OECD Australia’s debt is really low” I am going to start voting for the Nazi Party. Who cares. That is like saying I am off to buy a new car that I know I can’t afford because my next door neighbor has more debt than me so compared to him I am going great guns. Debt is Debt, it is not a comparison issue. Lindsay Tanner might well spend more time thinking that he is a minister of the Commonwealth of Australia. And as such his responsibility lies here, with this nations better interests and it’s electorate. I could give two stuffs what the UK owes Japan, or how much Norway owe Israel. Stop comparing Australia’s debt to other nations and start seeing it for what it is, a loan of over 120 Billion dollars that will not be paid of, all thing being equal until 2025.

    • David C says:

      02:46pm | 09/02/10

      The issue of debt is only relevant if you include private sector debt as well, probably running at about 100% of GDP Id say.

    • formersnag says:

      01:58pm | 09/02/10

      Poor percyfone, doesn’t seem to realise that the loony, left, labour/green coalition is the ultimate expression of born to rule, elites lecturing to everybody about “whats good for us”. they especially love talking down to the proletariat. That’s working class people to you dear.

    • Peter says:

      02:14pm | 09/02/10

      Labor has two fantastic performers looking after Australian finances ie Tanner and Bowen. Let us elaborate on their qualifications for the relevant positions. Former union officials who have NEVER RAN THEIR OWN BUSINESSES and are UNQUALIFIED re Financial matters. Now let us elaborate on Barnaby Joyce A CPA qualified accountant who has run a SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS something that Tanner and Bowen would know nothing about!!  I know who I would prefer looking after my finances. He also speaks from the heart and TELLS THE TRUTH unlike these two morons !

    • persephone says:

      02:13pm | 09/02/10

      formersnag

      Yeah, right, whatever you say.

      (?What WAS that about?)

    • Robert Smissen says:

      02:35pm | 09/02/10

      Tanner, ye I agree, that is all he is worth, sixpence.

    • Robert Smissen says:

      02:42pm | 09/02/10

      On the 13th. April 1989 in the parliament of SA Jennifer Cashmore (Liberal) raised questions about the Savings Bank of South Australia’s exposure to debt, the reply from government minister Mike Rann was that Jennifer was out of her league in finance matters. She was right, he was wrong. Precedent here perhaps? ? ?

    • soultrader says:

      03:19pm | 09/02/10

      And look where Media Mike ended up. He has his own little empire. Surrounded by the very people who backed up that claim way back then.
      How stupis are we in SA ?

    • BigBob says:

      02:57pm | 09/02/10

      Poor old Barnaby needs another job, hes no good as Finance Minister, hes gets the figures wrong and now to suggest we can’t pay The National debt, is just plain bloody lunacy. Apart from anything else he has a responsibility to protect Australia’s interests..isn’t that what we pay him for? He’s amusing but so is Coco the clown and we do pay him to make the important decisions for us. Perhaps he would be better suited to manage The Parlimentary Footy team.

    • Barnaby says:

      03:10pm | 09/02/10

      What does “meh” mean? I keep coming across it in the Punch debates ...

    • Chewy says:

      03:18pm | 09/02/10

      Indifference, nothing special. I think Homer Simpson started it.

    • Fog Badger says:

      05:47pm | 09/02/10

      From Blackadder Goes Forth? Stephen Fry’s character, maybe.

      I’d have thought ‘nonsense’ or ‘rubbish’ or ‘shut-up’

    • Flipflop says:

      03:20pm | 09/02/10

      How can you seriously vote Liberal? Barnaby can’t add up, his mouth runs away with him. If he keeps going he will get the country declared bankrupt. I don’t think much of Abbotts judgement either..he made Barnaby finance minister!! The more I hear of this Global Emissions thing, the more I am going to vote for Rudd. In the long run, with Abbot we will be worse off. And who do you think will pay for this paid maternity leave/? US !! thats who, he will raise our taxes for sure. Stick to your ironing Tony mate, you not thinking ahead.

    • Jason says:

      03:22pm | 09/02/10

      I find this interesting, although I hated Pauline Hanson.. I felt sorry for her and was angry at politicians for attacking her.. not over the racist stuff but over the fact she worked at a fishshop. I mean how out of touch can you be?

    • SM says:

      03:48pm | 09/02/10

      Enough about Barnaby.  Where’s the Conroy corruption, jobs for the labour mates piece?

    • ARE YOU RUBBED UP THE WRONG WAY? says:

      04:01pm | 09/02/10

      Getting down to brass tacs or the bottom of the money box to scoop out a few more coins give B. Joyce a snippet more leverage.  And yes I do agree to few a couple of extra dollars into foreign aid so long as it is not to rob Peter twice to pay back Pack once.  Joyce holds a strong argument in the eyes ( more over peoples ears) when it comes to money.  Tax money that is.  The dinky Di persons really doesn’t give a rats rear-end about people form these type of lands, particularly land that indulge in corruption, murder and detach themselves from the people around them staving to dead or sickness.  The dinky-Di Ozzie are many and the why they think may be very simple however very much on the ball, ON TARGET.  There thought are if their own Gov, choose to disregard those people why should they have to fund it.  They compare this with handing out money for a drug addict and forgetting out the kids.  The Ozzie also thinks along the lines of ‘take care of your own first’  rather then to care for others knowing that there is not enough money in the tin to take care of your own in the first place.  Oh yes, unless it is a business and there is money to be make.  Ever that idea rubs them up the wrong way as they still see it as ‘business of charity starts in the home first’...

    • 6clegs says:

      07:00pm | 09/02/10

      um - pardon?

      I read your post twice, and i still don’t understand what it was about - are you Senator Joyce - just taking an internet break during afternoon tea??

      To “Don Clarke” 9.01am - excellent and articulated post!
      It’s a bit of a worry when the ‘contributors’ Don Clark/AJ/Rappo/AdamC can submit more informed posts than the (paid) journos submit as original copy. Tory, were you in between coffees when you wrote that? Or have you been told to ‘tone down the intellect’?

    • mcdazz says:

      05:18pm | 09/02/10

      So, let me get this right.

      Tanner claims that Barnaby Joyce is “off the planet” and that Joe Hockey is a “lightweight”.

      And out of this, you come up with the following claim:

      “Australians don’t like smug politicians who reckon they’re smarter than everyone else.”

      Hmmm - that’s a mighty big leap, even for you Tory.

      I didn’t quite catch Tanner talking in Parliament, nor did I catch him on TV, but did he actually claim to be smarter than Joyce?  Or Hockey?

      Also, I’ve always been under the impression that being “off the planet” is a reference to being crazy or saying something completely crazy - not something to do with intelligence.

    • Jan says:

      06:41pm | 09/02/10

      Everyone ask yourself this - IS Rudd and co the right government for us? I know I made a mistake in the last election and am paying for it.

    • mcdazz says:

      11:30pm | 09/02/10

      Why just Rudd?  I keep asking myself that same question about Tony Abbott and I still haven’t come up with a good reason to vote for him.

      I’ve read my copy of Battlelines and I’ve also read my copy of Latham and Abbott - and yet, the more I find out about Abbott, and the more he opens his mouth, the more inclined I am to vote for anyone EXCEPT Abbott.

    • persephone says:

      09:53am | 10/02/10

      Jan

      don’t worry, this time vote Labor.

    • Mikko says:

      07:15pm | 09/02/10

      Here’s the latest word five minutes ago from the not so “off the planet” man himself which you will probably be struggling to find published in the MSM:
      “Mr Rudd appears to be excessively sensitive about the Labor Party debt. One of the reasons for his sensitivity could be the unrelenting rise in our nation’s gross debt and the Australian public’s understandable concern about this.

      “Australian Commonwealth Government Securities outstanding, as of the 8th December, 2009 was $115.71 billion. By the 5th January, 2010 the amount had risen to $ 117.31 billion outstanding. By the start of February, it had risen again to $120.61 billion. Now, not even midway through February, it has risen again to $122.01 billion.

      “Mr Rudd, Mr Swan and Mr Tanner concern themselves about where $3.2 billion for the Coalition’s environmental plan will come from, but their debt has gone up by almost double that amount in approximately two months. The interest bill on the current debt would be approximately double what the Coalition requires for their environmental plan. Mr Rudd does not want to tell the Australian people about the pain that will come because of this debt and the interest expense that will have to be financed.

      “Mr Rudd does not want to talk about the pressure this debt will place on basic services –health, education, aid, and roads .Mr Rudd wants to close his eyes and hope it all goes away, very similar to his approach to the public hospital problem.

      “The last time the Labor Party left government they left Australia with a $96 billion debt. It took ten years to pay off this episode of Labor’s bad management. How long and how hard will it be to pay off this episode of bad management under Mr Rudd?

      “Mr Rudd, no one ever had an unmanageable problem, that didn’t start with a manageable problem but with a lack of conviction to deal with it.  Mr Rudd, you lack the conviction, the courage and decisiveness to manage the debt problem that you created.

      “The Labor Party’s reference to bearded ladies and freak shows will not count for much when it comes to meeting the demands of those to whom we owe the money. This money is predominately owed overseas and those who we owe it to ultimately want it back”.

    • WKH says:

      08:13am | 10/02/10

      Well said Mikko!

    • persephone says:

      09:49am | 10/02/10

      Love the logic - Labor is spending money unsustainably therefore the Coalition shouldn’t have to explain how its spending money.

      Rudd doesn’t want to explain the pain his debt will cause, therefore we don’t have to explain the pain our unfunded spending will cause (and you can’t raise $3.2 billion without borrowing or raising taxes and NOT cause pain somewhere, Senator).

    • Henrietta says:

      07:39pm | 09/02/10

      I like Lindsy Tanner , hes a good pollie and sharp as a tack. Poor old Barnaby Bannana is going to have to sharpen his act in order to keep up. He rambles on and gives Labor an easy bullseye. The Mad Monk must like the flack, after all he gave Barnaby the job.

    • Saskia says:

      04:52pm | 10/02/10

      Sharp as a bowling ball more like it!  Did you here his interview yesterday where he could not answer a basic question about the stimulus package?

      Tanner is a union official with no professional financial qualifications - like 99% of the ALP,  Given that economics is the biggest imperative in Govt - how on earth would anyone vote Labor?  Joyce is a CPA and had his own successful practice.

      Although he is a ‘freak’ Barnaby would obliterate Tanner in any form of financial duel one could name.

    • punchpot says:

      08:32pm | 09/02/10

      To many long long rambling speaches, who do you think is going to read all of that? I am voting Labor

    • Eric says:

      08:49pm | 09/02/10

      Well said! If you are too lazy and stupid to think about the issues, vote Labor.

    • Concerned says:

      12:02am | 10/02/10

      I am fed up with hearing how great it is to have straight talking Barnaby and Tony telling us the ‘truth’.  Neither of these blokes are up to the jobs they seek to hold.  They are the masters of the spin and the one liners they supposedly decry.  I f either of them ever presents a detailed or positive policy I will be interested to hear it.  Mr Abbott has misled and deceived on so many occasions as a a Minister he couldn’t be trusted to deliver the paper on time.  He took money from the public hospital system, put a cap on the number of GP training places and contrary to everything he promised during the 2004 election on the Medicare Safety Net increased the thresholds once the vote was in.  The man has form.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

    • Chris L says:

      09:07am | 10/02/10

      I guess the shoe is on the other foot. At the last election the Coalition campaign seemed to boil down to “If you vote against us you’re a stupid head.” Their attitude made me want to vote against them. Now that Labor are showing that kind of attitude (plus censoring the internet) I plan to vote against them (not sure if I’m ready to give the conservatives another chance just yet though).

    • Brian says:

      02:44pm | 10/02/10

      persephone - it is getting dull - tell us about rudd’s achievements please? when you get back from centrelink

 

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