The Communications Alliance and the Australian Mobile Telecommunications Association got one thing right in their recent assessment of Australian “customer management”; there are a significant number of “problem areas” in their industry but they’ve got nothing to do with our collective inability as customers to understand “how things work”.  Customer service dropped dead in this country a long time ago, we just took too long to see the warning signs.

Inefficient, confused and undesirable. Picture: Renee Nowtarger.

Consumer affairs writer, Natasha Bita reported in yesterday’s Australian that although they admit to having a problem with keeping their customers happy, Australia’s telcos are refusing to agree to legislation that would bind them to “minimum levels of customer service” for fear it would make them “inefficient, confusing and undesirable”.

That’s an interesting choice of words for an industry that received 215,154 complaints to the Ombudsman from consumers last financial year. Not to mention a fairly apt description of the current status quo.

Let’s start with inefficient. Think about the last time you had to ring and follow up a utility bill or make a banking complaint. Did you get through to the person you needed straight away or was there a seemingly endless “options” menu?

Note to all service providers, if we’ve put aside the necessary 40 minutes (minimum) required to talk to you at all, we don’t need ten selections, three would suffice: press one if you’re ringing because you’re angry that we’ve over charged you; press two if you’re ringing because you’re angry that we’ve charged you a late fee on a bill you’ve already paid and press three if you’re angry because the first two things have happened to you more than once.

They could also lose the “feedback” option because we’re never calling to say that we care.

Confusing: why do itemised bills need to be so long and complicated? Is it a ploy to hide the “mysterious” charges that so often crop up on page ten, eleven or twelve? Some people still read them you know.

A friend recently told me that she rang one particular company to complain after discovering a call she’d made from South Australia, a state she’d never even been to. While another was sent a debt collectors notice after their internet toggle was sent to one address while the bills went to a residence they hadn’t occupied for several years.

Undesirable: there are few things more frustrating than having to call every week to follow up a problem for any kind of service only to have to explain the very same scenario to a different person each time. Why is it so hard to take notes so that next time we call a service provider, they’re already one step ahead of the problem?

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    • thatmosis says:

      08:16am | 21/09/10

      The term Customer Service is like the term Army Intelligence, a non existant part of life that serves no purpose and is a misnomer. Ring most service 1800 or 1300 numbers and you get the friendly computer voice that cant understand English anD then puts you through after 10 mins to someone in another country who also cant understand English and this is supposed to be Customer Service. Ive noticed the banks are now putting out adds that say “speak to a real person” but really who wants to speak to a bank anyway?????  Once upon a time you went into a store and were greeted like a long lost rich aunt but now you go into a store and you are treated as an inconveience by a staff to worried about their own pittiful little boring world with “music” that grates on ones sensibilities and a complete lack of manners from the staff that eventually you corner for some help. Pathetic and getting worse.

    • Chris L says:

      09:33am | 21/09/10

      Please don’t blame the front line staff Thatmosis. They are under enormous presure to sell a ridiculous number of various products to a limited customer base (they have to keep asking the same people who come in each week if they want a home loan yet or they have to “please explain” the oversight to their managers). I think the frontline staff work harder than the CEOs that rake in millions plus bonuses.

    • Lucy Kippist

      Lucy Kippist says:

      09:36am | 21/09/10

      That’s a great point Chris and I completely agree with you - frontline people must cop an awful lot of flak and I feel sorry for them. But again, that’s another argument for getting the service right in the first place.

    • Shifter says:

      01:31pm | 21/09/10

      Agreed Chris, it’s that much of problem that some companies treat the primary purpose of your call as a chance to up-sell to you rather that assist with whatever issue you have.

      A certain company that I did over the phone technical support for asked us to start up-selling products customers would normally contact the sales/accounts numbers for. Thankfully the front line staff wouldn’t have a bar of it and the ‘promotion’ fell flat.

    • acotrel says:

      08:21am | 21/09/10

      I refuse to deal with Telstra.  Since I changed my provider 5 years ago, I have regularly received two bills from Testra.  One stating I have a credit of one cent, the other stating I have a credit of $3.40!

    • KH says:

      08:50am | 21/09/10

      Oh! So I’m not the only one who was still getting bills from Telstra for a 0.1c credit, for an account I closed 6 years ago.  It finally stopped a few months back, after 9 phone calls.

    • incervisiaveritas says:

      08:51am | 21/09/10

      Ask em to send you a cheque. That will probably fix it.

    • acotrel says:

      08:34am | 21/09/10

      In our town there is a shop where if you ask the salesperson ‘is this your best price?’, you always get a discount.  Of course there are bonuses for living in the bush.  If somebody ‘duds’ you, they effectively shoot themselves in the foot! I bought a car from the Mazda dealer in Wangaratta - what a great deal, he really knows what customer service is.  He fitted the tyres of my choice, and I paid the extra over his normal brand.  Fitted a tow bar for low cost.  Gave the car full service and roadworthy.  You couldn’t ask for more!

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      08:53am | 21/09/10

      Difficult to believe anyone would swallow the latest round of effluent emanating from the telcos about their standard of customer service.

      These companies (along with the banks, insurance companies and other such pond scum) have reduced you and I to mere numbers; they are able to estimate with alarming accuracy how long you will stay on hold for and even how many layers of robotic voices you will put up with.

      They can gauge how much, if any, business they will lose by sacking their Aussie workers and outsourcing helpdesk functions to the Phillipines (all their development work on those cryptic bills and the computer systems behind them was done in Bangalore, India, with the concomitant redundancies and job loss in Australia).

      To them, it is simply a numbers game. They calculate that they can make an extra xxx dollars on their earnings before interest and tax by reducing customer service by yyy% and they go for it. They may even put a few more dollars into advertising to give the impression they still love you (and to slow down any exodus) but the brutal truth is that they detest and despise you. The only people the directors of these companies care about are the shareholders and the thing that drives them the most is profit, since that in turn is the basis of their obscene bonuses.

    • kate says:

      03:03pm | 21/09/10

      I disagree, consumers have created the world of being ‘a number’ because they have no brand loyalty. How much would you pay for a better service? How often have you threatened to take your business elsewhere to reach your own ends? I know where I work ( a bank but I probably can’t say which one) we’re able to reward a long-term relationship, never have to sell to you if our products won’t suit your needs but we can’t respond to threats of ‘moving business elsewhere’ or seeing people consistantly rate shop. You scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours kind of thing. We all work in Australia, nothing is outsourced.
      The catch? Well, we’re probably a bit more expensive when it comes down to it, but you want the service? You have to pay.
      Sorry about that.

    • Michael says:

      04:07pm | 21/09/10

      @ Kate: you seem to be confusing branded products and commodities.

      See, since the dawn of time, or at least the dawn of markets, consumers are and always have looked for the lowest price on a commodity because it is fundamentally the same item from one seller to the next - a fungible good.  Hence why Coles and Woolies advertise their apples at different prices; an apple is an apple, therefore lowest price wins.

      Branded products are different.  The seller is not trying to compete with a lower price.  They are trying to compete with a “better” (or just more desirable) product or a better service.

      Many companies making commodities *try* to make them into branded products because they know the only winner in selling commodities is the one who sells it at the cheapest price, which by default is the manufacturer.  In service industries, the seller has to create a better service to become a branded product since they have, in fact, no distinctive product to sell - only the service.

      In short, the telcos, and only the telcos, created the world of being ‘a number’ because they are fundamentally offering the same product.  They are selling commodities.  They could have offered a branded product, but they chose to cut each other’s throats by just competing on price alone.  As a result, for 99% of the industry, they can only compete on price, which means cutting costs and service as far as possible since the phone lines are all held by Telstra.  As a result, it’s now a commodity-based industry.  A phone call is a phone call is a phone call regardless of whether it’s Telstra, Optus, or iiNet that provides the phone line.

      In the case of telcos and Telstra in particular, part of this selling at the lowest price factors inertia into the equation as well - how much crap you’re willing to put up with because it’ll cost you, say, $100 to switch providers.  High exit or transfer charges are, from the telco’s point of view, them improving their profits: if they don’t have to transfer you to another provider, it’s a net gain to them and therefore the same as having lower prices than their competitors.

      I might add that banks, similarly, play on inertia as well.  Witness exorbitant mortgage transfer fees or early exit fees.  That’s got very little to do with the supposed inconvenience of plugging in the final payment 30 days ahead of the mortgage’s expected end date; it’s got more to do with using people’s own inertia against them and unwillingness to incur costs so more money can be pulled out of them.  After all, banks offer little more than commodities nowadays, so they have to shore up the battlements somehow.

    • Kordez says:

      04:37pm | 21/09/10

      @kate, I think your confusing consumers for shareholders.

      I’m unsure as to others experience with Telcos, but I’ve always left an organisation when I’ve threatened to do so and it has never been because of the bill. 100% of the time it has been the service provided which forced the decision to leave.

      Vodafone had a loyalty program running for a while, where I was showered in gifts once a year, including a loyalty discount applied to my bill each month. Once Vodafone switched off paper billing unless I wanted to pay for it, introduced that bitch Lara and moved their contact centre to somewhere in the middle east, it was time to move on. I managed to get hold of the Vodafone MD’s e-mail address and advised him that I would be leaving for those three reasons.

      His response was along the lines of; “Vodafone is committed to providing you with great services and the business decision to move our billing and technical support to a foreign country was to ensure our rates remain competitive within the national mobile marketplace.” Did I care? No.. Do those waiting to speak to someone for over 45 minutes while listening to Lara rave on about how much she cares about them care? No..  If the service was available, there’d been no issue.

      A company who provides great service and great pricing under the one brand is Virgin. Richard Branson, although disgustingly rich and only interested in staying that way, continues to open successful business ventures which provide great service for a great price.
      A good example for comparison is Qantas to Virgin Blue. I’ve used both, and exclusively a Virgin boy now. Because I don’t mind paying a few bucks when I get on board to have a feed if I need one, as Qantas flights are often 3 times more expensive for exactly the same service including a feed. The staff tend to have a sense of humour and the cabin banter is good fun sometimes.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      08:43pm | 21/09/10

      Kordez

      good call on Virgin Blue (I have also swapped to them from Qantas).

      They have exactly the sort of attitude one wishes one’s telco and bank had. They provide the same service (flying you from A to B) as the other airlines, and those that want to pay for extras can. But the real difference is in the service, not the product. Their staff have the same pressures, the same tasks, the same deadlines. Why then can they do it all with a smile and still find time to brighten our days as well (as opposed to Qantas, where customers are seen as an embuggerance)?

      I once left a perfectly foul week of meetings in Sydney and on the way home, the purser told a particularly pathetic joke. Everyone groaned and he challenged the passengers to do better for a free drink. I won a series of drinks by telling some jokes and got home in high humour. And who could forget having all the Virgin ground crew line up to wave goodbye to the aircraft as they do every now and then? That is one company that knows what service is.

    • Tom says:

      09:03am | 21/09/10

      My family owns a holiday house with which we previously had a land line phone connected. For some unknown reason Telstra began sending our bills there despite clearly having listed our home address as our primary residence. Luckily I was there when one bill arrived so I paid it on time. I contacted Telstra to rectify this, apparently it was all fine…except the next 3 bills have all been sent to the holiday house, with me contacting Telstra after each time to tell them to send it to my home address.

      Needless to say, I recently disconnected every Telstra service we had. My only regret is that it took me so long to come to my senses… not that any of the other telcos are any better.

    • Sarah says:

      09:20am | 21/09/10

      This is so true, because I’m reading this whilst on hold with Vodafone. As I have been for forty minutes.

    • Notorious says:

      09:45am | 21/09/10

      What gets me is when the automated system asked you to enter in your account code, or billing reference number , or other details. Then you go through to an actual person who will help you, and they ask for those exact details again. What was the point of entering them in the first time?

    • Simple Samuel says:

      10:00am | 21/09/10

      Customer Service went out the window the moment most Telco’s (and other services, for that matter) went to a self-service model of complaints handling and billing for their customers in an effort to remain ‘efficient’.

      BTW Sarah and all Vodafone customers - Lara canbe subverted; Problems, Yes, Another Reason.

    • TrueOz says:

      10:12am | 21/09/10

      How about some real competition in the telco space? Without government protection that monolithic purveyor of customer dissatisfaction called Telstra would simply cease to exist. It’s only then that we’ll see improvement in levels of customer “service”.

    • thatmosis says:

      10:25am | 21/09/10

      Ive found a way to get fair service from overseas call centres. Ask the person to spell their name and when they ask you why tell them that you want to get it correct when you email the bosses and tell them what crap service you have got. Seems to work everytime as I usually get put through to someone with a real Australian accent and they are very helpful. A little blackmail goes a long way.

    • fairsfair says:

      10:35am | 21/09/10

      I have posted this before but the TIO (Telecommunications Industry Ombudsmen) is your best friend. A couple of years back Telstra changed BPay details for all customers and I accidentally paid a bill to my old reference number. Clearly it was too much to ask that they would have kept details pertaining to old references… anywho after four months of overdue notices many phonecalls and promises that “that all fix now” they cut off my mobile on Christmas Day. I tried one more time to resolve it and after getting an Australian woman in an Australian call centre I cried. She was the rudest person and the sheer frustration of wasting hours of your life ads up!
      I rang the TIO and my call was answered by a person on the second ring. They recorded my version of events, gave me a reference number and a complaints hotline (landline) to call. I was instructed to avoid niceties - open with “TIO Reference #....”. Telcos are bound to resolve the issue within a certain timeframe and complaints are fully logged by the TIO. My issue was resolved within a day, my phone re-connected and my payment magically found and applied to my bill.
      I urge everyone to take up the service of the TIO. They are a fantastic help and are a genuine third party means of having your voice heard and your issues resolved.

    • Mon says:

      09:22pm | 21/09/10

      I have had the exact opposite experience with the TIO. Trying to deal with them was a complete nightmare and waste of time, and was exactly the same as actually dealing with Telstra itself. I was basically shoved around from person to person, given numerous reference numbers and then told to call back the next day after I had tried AGAIN to sort out my billing issues with Telstra. When I called them back, I was again given another reference number and told to inform Telstra of this number (the same as in your case fairsfair). Telstra couldn’t have cared less, and again did nothing to help me. After again calling the TIO, I was told they would look into it and get back to me. I again had to chase this up with the TIO, and in the end, after still getting no where with the TIO, I simply ended up having to sort things out myself via lawyers.

      In my experience the TIO is an absolute joke - just another bureaucratic mess.

    • stephen says:

      11:24am | 21/09/10

      Support your Local Ombudsman.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      11:52am | 21/09/10

      One word: Skype.

    • Shifter says:

      01:27pm | 21/09/10

      So what happens if your internet connection breaks Shane?

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      12:31pm | 21/09/10

      The TIO is funded by the telcos.

      Their first answer to every query or complaint is to pay the bill and then argue about it. but why should you have to pay and then beg to get your money back when you KNOW you are in the right? Plus, have you ever tried to get money back from Telstra?

      I tried the TIO once and then when I had another, separate issue (a complete stuff-up on single-billing which saw me receive accounts in credit, accounts in arrears, disconnection notices - all for both my own phone numbers and someone elses’) I went to the Minister’s office. My next step would have been to publish the complete history , including other peoples’ bills sent to me, on the internet.

    • Bernie N says:

      10:57pm | 21/09/10

      Just because the TIO is funded by Telco’s does not mean that it is going to go the consumers way.

      The issue with the numbers of complaints, is that the TIO don’t count the one customer complaint once - each time it is escalated to each level from 1 - 4 - it’s counted as a separate complaint.

      In addition, it doesn’t include complaints that are downgraded to enquiries and there are many of those.

      In my experience, the TIO is more consumer advocacy rather than what it was set up for, which was to be an independent arbitrator.

      One particular ISP is threatening to take the TIO to court for failing to follow it’s own constitution and ACMA rulings when actioning complaints, there’s more to the story than meets the eye.

      Yes, customer service sucks, but it sucks in many areas - including in restaurants, shopping centres, government departments - not just in telecommunications. Let’s not throw stones here, we’re all ass-holes when we want to be - just Telco’s are getting hit with the media stick a bit harder right now because it suits the political climate.

    • tmodz says:

      12:41pm | 21/09/10

      as someone who has worked extensively in customer service, i think you’re all skipping over one vital detail here.
      generally speaking, the reason there are long hold times is because we are dealing with customers who are just as needy as you. in a call centre environment, you get your a** kicked for so much as thinking about getting up from your desk, so i can guarantee you that if you’re on hold, its usually because there is another customer on the line who wants as much attention as possible and won’t hang up until their problem is solved.  so if you’re waiting in a long call queue, blame each other.
      thats not to say that customer service couldn’t use a shake up. more staff available in peak times would ease the pressure on service staff who are already pushed to the limit (and cop all the misdirected blame for breakdowns in systems or communications), but there are such high turnover rates (due to the stress and general abuse from customers) for staff in call centre environments that it’s no bloody wonder everywhere is short staffed.

    • Bethany says:

      02:30pm | 21/09/10

      “you get your a** kicked for so much as thinking about getting up from your desk”
      much as I might sympathise, that’s your problem.
      “won’t hang up until their problem is solved.”
      Why should they? They didn’t cause the problem; you (the telco) did.
      “so if you’re waiting in a long call queue, blame each other.”
      Excuse me? We should blame each other because the service is so abysmal that we are all forced to spend hours on the phone trying to get it fixed?
      “thats not to say that customer service couldn’t use a shake up”
      Customer service wouldn’t need a shake-up if the telcos delivered a decent service in the first place. Bring on real competition please.

    • Adam Diver says:

      09:21pm | 21/09/10

      Don’t know who you worked for but in my experience the stress was because of the middle management. It was by far the worse job I have ever had, and the customers were not even that bad.

      This is why the telcos are in deep sh*t:

      I excelled at my job as customer service. I was part of an inbound call centre who was suppossed to fix the customer issue and then provide an upsell or a cross sell. I was never much of a salesman but didnt mind this selling as you could usually find better deals for the customers particularly as cost generally came down.

      Now I excelled as ansewring enquiries. I could find issues quickly and rectify them it was just something iI happened to be good at. I was so good I answed twice as many calls per day then the next person in the call centre. Part of this reason for success is I did not ask a lead-in question after every enquiry (A lead in question is so you can offer something to sell).

      You may assume that my sales figures were down and I was costing the company money. Well in fact my sales figures were top 5 out of 100+ because a) I dealt with there issues so quickly, and b) I offered sales where there were real benefits to customers.

      So knowing these facts I got my ar*e kicked for not leading in and then had to go to a team meeting as we were reprimanded for taking to long on calls. After a few months of humiliating role plays and group sessions, managers afraid to deal with particularly angry customers, and constant nagging about my shortcomings whilst ignoring the fact that I exceeded all my KPI’s I felt it was time to leave. After spending 6 weeks training me, and my reportable success I was asked to leave immediatly after handing in my resignation, no offer to try and keep me, to try and save them from having another new recruit with minimal knowlegde nothing.

      More so there is no personal accountability, you can mute yourself, put people on hold, disconnect calls, transfer to other people and the poor customer has no idea, and the operator gets into no trouble. But as soon as that operator does not lead in on a call all hell breaks loose.

      This standard became obvuios with me when people I helped refused to talk to anyone else or literally cried at my help. I ended up giving my work email out to over 50 people and would call them when they emailed me to resolve an issue. Needless to say I would of lost my job if anyone found out I was providing excellent customer service (and still exceeding targets).

    • Ducks says:

      01:21pm | 21/09/10

      Telstra’s service is so bad it sometimes borders on the absurd.

      In my uni days I lived in a share house with two other friends, one who had organised the land line with Telstra in her name. On two separate occasions, we had called Telstra and added my name and the third friend’s name to the account so that we could all access the billing details or make changes as required.
      One day I was home alone and received a call from my friendly neighborhood* Telstra customer service rep. He politely explained he was doing a customer satisfaction survey and could he please take up a few minutes of my time.
      1st question: “Before we progress I need to verify you are an account holder, can you please give your name.”
      I proceeded to do so. I was then informed that, I could not provide feed back as I wasn’t listed on the account and they would need to speak to the actual account holder.
      I politely replied that that would be an item of feedback we had, as on two separate occasions added my name to the account. His reply? “I’m sorry, as you are not an account holder, we cannot record the feedback. Have a nice day”

      I was dumbfounded. That a company would employ people specifically to determine where they could improve their customer service only to have to ignore negative feedback they received as a result if their own institutional inefficiencies.

      The above story, is one of many expeeriences I have had with Telstra. It is why I regard any attempt by Telstra to improve customer service, regardless of whether or not they have signed up to an industry code, with suspicion. Even with the best of intentions, they have so many inefficiencies within the company it would be difficult to make a substantial difference.

      *Note: Neighborhood has been used in the most general sense and could potentially mean India.

    • Schmavo says:

      01:30pm | 21/09/10

      I had to deal with Telstra early this week and sent to a survey response after the call. It seemed as though everything went well so I rated them well. I had to call back to get things sorted because the dude forgot one minor thing…....which stuffed up my whole mobile service. So the first guy that helped (almost helped I should say) got a good rating for bad service.

    • ?? says:

      03:28pm | 21/09/10

      be nice if i could actually understand the other person on line

    • Catching up says:

      04:40pm | 21/09/10

      My biggest complaint is that with Telstra it is impossible to speak to someone in charge.  There does not appear to be an email address to management available.  It is annoying trying to explain to someone what your issue is for over 20 minutes.  Then to keep getting the same answer repeatedly.  They appear unable to hear. The final outrage is when they then attempt to sign you up to their services.  It should be law that when asked, they give you instructions how to contact a manager by phone or at least email.  The Omnibus can only be involved where you have a direct contact with the company.  They cannot become involved where that connection is indirect.  Like Telstra cutting off your service at the exchange when you are with another supplier. (Making another’s requested change to my number, not theirs.) I live for the day when Telstra is finally out of my life.

    • iansand says:

      06:53pm | 21/09/10

      My boss sues the buggers at the drop of a hat.  Take so far around $12k.  And they have always settled out of court.  Read your Service Guarantee.  It is legally enforceable.

    • HappyCynic says:

      09:29am | 22/09/10

      As a former call centre kicking boy for a telco my top tip if you want to avoid talking to the telcos is extremely simple.  Just go pre-paid.

      I have a pre-paid phone and pre-paid internet that are very competitive compared to the post-paid services offered and in the last 5 or so years I’ve completely avoided talking to a telco except to change my credit card details once so I could continue to top up my credit on my phone.

      The best telco customer service is the one you never have to use smile 

      But considering my experience, I would like to point out something to customers who do like to ring telcos.  The ones who are polite, calm, patient, understanding and not racist (you can be angry and still be all these things) will always get the best customer service and they will get their problems fixed quickly.  The rest of you will usually get exactly the kind of service you deserve.  Screaming and whinging and whining at someone who doesn’t give a damn (and we CSRs rarely do, since we’re just there for the paychecks) will do nothing more than increase your frustrations.

    • Susan Sutcliffe says:

      09:50am | 22/09/10

      Customer Service what’s that ?  there is no customer service anywhere in any big business , they don’t care about customers , they only care about getting the money out of your wallet / purse as quickly as possible , then they want you to get out of the store as quickly as they can , been in a Big W store lately ?

    • k says:

      10:03am | 22/09/10

      As someone who has written complaints policies for financial providers, and had to manage the complaints process (but thankfully never had full on call centre time) there are a few things that it pays to remember.
      1. Be polite and nice where possible.  The complaints officer isn’t the one who made the mistake, they are just the one has to sort it out.  Sometimes it pays to be angry, but not always.
      2. Know the terms of service and the rules as well as your complaint.  I once had a 19 year old tell me she would drop her complaint in exchange for the payment of her super.  Um no that would be illegal, and the whole complaint was a waste of her time and mine once we got past the initial apology for the problem (the call centre supervisor yelled at her for abusing one of the staff on the phone) Didn’t fix her problem, because we couldn’t do what she wanted. Know what you want to happen, and spell it out
      3. Finanancial institutions have to respond to verbal complaints as well as written with the full blown process.  They have 48 hours to see if they can rectify it, otherwise it enters the formal process where they have 45 days otherwise you can take it to the ombudsman.

      I had an issue with one of the big four banks recently, where I rang with a question/request, was very clear on what I wanted.  I was given incorrect information, which I ueried.  Went out, had a very embarrassing experience where my card was declined as result and sent an email complaining.  Had exact times on phone call, and they listened an rang me back within the day.  Net result my ccard interest charge for the previous 3 months were refunded, which wasn’t really the point, but a nice bonus.

 

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I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more

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