A peculiar diplomatic exodus is taking place away from Australia’s economic heartland.

Brigadier Jamieson can finally cut the small talk. Photo: Alf Sorbello.

Over the past year more than half-a-dozen Consulates based in Perth have either completely shut-shop or withdrawn key representative postings.

What is Western Australian doing wrong? Foreign governments should be scrambling to court the state that is essentially driving the nation’s economic development.

Admittedly, folks from the Wild West are a bit rough around the edges (uncut diamonds I like to think).

The first thing one notices about Perth upon stepping off an international flight, is that the money created by the mining boom has unleashed a cringe-worthy bout of boganism upon us sandgroppers. HSVs and beer guts dominate the suburban landscape.

But is it really that bad, that the Governments of Britain, France, India, Thailand, Ecuador, Mauritius, Mauritania and Nepal would all think it unliveable? 

Perhaps it’s not us.

Perhaps what we are seeing are the knock-on effects from post-GFC belt-tightening. This at least explains the case of the Brits, who are about to stand-down their only full-time representative in WA. It will be the first time since 1829 that Western Australia does not have an official representative of the British Government within its jurisdiction.

My guess is that, as the new coalition government embarks on a savage round of budget cuts back in the mother country, their foreign service is being forced to shrink its overseas presence, even though international affairs was supposed to be spared from the worst of the spending cuts. Whatever the reason is, Britain’s full-time posting in WA is obviously seen as ‘non-essential’. 

But then how could India possibly say that its Honorary Consul in the West is ‘non-essential’? There are many thousands of Indian students studying in WA at any one time, and the state’s permanent Indian-born population is now over 15,000.

While NSW and Victoria each have half-a-dozen full-time career diplomats posted from India, recently retired Indian Honorary Consul, Ms Sushma Paul, was the only official representative for India on this side of the continent. Is this a case of post-Commonwealth Games ‘belt-tightening’?

Or could it be that, rather than downgrading its presence, the Indian government is actually positioning itself to establish a larger full-time consulate in Perth sometime in the near future? WA Premier Colin Barnett will surely be hoping it’s the latter, considering the importance of India to Australia’s economic future.   

France is another story all together. Quite frankly nobody knows what the French are doing, including the retiring French Honorary Consul Michael Wood, who after loyally representing the French government in WA for 12 years was given rather short notice that his services would no longer be required. Attempts to clarify the intentions of our friendly French guests have fallen upon deaf ears.

The Nepalese, Mauritian and Mauritanian governments have not seen good reason to appoint replacement consuls in Perth, after their (generally aging) representatives all bowed out of public life last year.

Meanwhile the Ecuadorian Honorary Consul in Perth went missing-in-action for a few months at the beginning of this year, before word came in from Canberra that the Ambassador from Ecuador would not be replacing her.

And then there’s Thailand. After an extraordinary 32 years of service to the Consular Corps of Western Australia, the Honorary Consul-General for Thailand, Brigadier Bill Jamieson received word recently that the Thai Embassy in Canberra was decommissioning its two its representative posts in Perth.

Why? I do not know. But with the state of Thai politics at the moment I imagine the Brigadier’s sadness at vacating the post was tempered by a quiet sense of relief.

The answer to the question of ‘why’ might be a lot simpler than global economics. It could just be that the world’s most isolated capital city is just too far away for foreign Ambassadors to care about. Out of sight, out of mind. If that is the case, I suggest the WA Premier gets on the phone to the Embassies in Canberra and reminds them who’s really running this show.
But it’s not all bad news. Estonia, Peru and Brazil have seen the light, and have recently established new diplomatic links in Perth (let’s hope they stay).

Another notable exception to this general trend of stealth exodus is the United States. We can’t seem to get rid of the yanks. The last two Consuls-General from the US posted to Perth, Ms Robin McClelland and Dr Ken Chern, have both so enjoyed the experience that they have made new lives here.

Dr Chern has recently taken up a professorial position at Murdoch University.

In fact, the Chern family did go back to Washington for a couple of weeks after their posting ended, but decided they missed Perth so much that they booked the next flight back.

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    • Dennis Argall says:

      09:14am | 19/10/10

      Note first that consular work is by definition not diplomacy: diplomacy the business of relations between governments, consuls attending to the protection of their own nationals. The notion of honorary consuls has always had the smell of social wank and panjandrums and Australia has not indulged in it. Persons so appointed may have in the past had rubber stamp roles in endorsing shipping papers and may in WA have glamorized the courts of Courts but the modern world surely has no use for them.

      Yes it may seem a puzzle not to have an Indian office but sadly they have much greater need in Victoria and surely you would not wish to compete with that situation.

      As regards protection and advancement of mineral interests the pursuit of ownership seems now more the point than wearing of fancy dress.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      10:21am | 19/10/10

      Or it could be that WA loon that raises secessionist sentiment over not getting their fair share of GST (as if the eastern states haven’t subsidised WA for decades).....

    • Just Sayin' says:

      05:06pm | 19/10/10

      WA seceding from Australia is not the best thing for WA, Tasmania seceding would be better.

      There have been periods where WA contributes more than its fair share and periods where WA contributes less than its fair share.  Thesecessionist movement in WA has endured through both.

    • Jolyon Welsh, Acting British High Commissioner to says:

      10:28am | 19/10/10

      I hope I can clarify changes to British representation in Western Australia.  The UK is not closing its consulate in Perth.  The office will remain open.  We will continue to employ several full-time staff in the office, who are official representatives of the British Government, and we will continue to provide our full range of consular and commercial services.  What we are doing is restructuring the management of our network in Australia, and as part of this process we are removing the head of post positions in Perth and Brisbane and running those operations as part of a central management platform in Canberra. We believe we provide a high level of service to British businesses operating in Australia, Australian businesses wanting to invest in the UK, British nationals who need our consular services, and Australians wanting to travel to the UK.  We believe we also provide good value for money for the British taxpayer.  But we can only continue to do this by continuously reviewing and adjusting the way we work.  So I hope I can reassure Western Australians that the UK is proud to have had a presence in Western Australia since 1829 and we’re not planning to leave now.

    • Zeta says:

      11:39am | 19/10/10

      Sup Punch, British High Commissioner in your comments, correcting your misapprehensions.

      Why doesn’t anyone else do that?

    • Dave-o says:

      04:51pm | 19/10/10

      Cost cutting it is.

    • Michael says:

      10:58am | 19/10/10

      The Indian consular office was pretty run-down looking when I dropped by to get a visa a few years ago, so perhaps they just can’t afford it.

      Otherwise typical ‘we’re keeping the country running’ tripe from the westians who are so isolated they’ve gone a bit batty.  Perth just isn’t that important to the rest of the world I would suspect.

    • Cate P says:

      04:03pm | 19/10/10

      “cringe-worthy bout of boganism upon us sandgroppers”.  Sandgroppers?  SANDGROPPERS?  Just what sort of West Australian are you anyway?

    • Just Sayin' says:

      05:02pm | 19/10/10

      Consular officials work pretty hard.  Maybe they were sick to death of not being able to by groceries because the shops are only open during office hours.

    • nate says:

      12:29pm | 20/10/10

      you sure about that? All the consulates I’ve been to seems to open at 10 - 11 AM and close at 2 PM.

    • Just Sayin' says:

      01:34pm | 20/10/10

      I didn’t want to let silly little things like facts get in the way of my dig at Perth shopping hours.

    • artash says:

      08:31am | 03/03/11

      What is this talk about Paul Deuchar taking over WA mining assets?

    • Joe says:

      05:45am | 04/04/11

      Do you mean Paul Deucher from Argon Technologies? I havent heard of any particular WA mining assets that he is looking at, but I’m sure he wouldnt have any trouble getting backing for an aquisition.
      Paul Deucher the face of ENGINEERS AUSTRALIA is one of the world’s premier engineering bodies with approximately 73,000 members nationally and over 8,500 in Western Australia. The Institution is dedicated to representing, supporting and developing the engineering profession and to encouraging engineers to strive for excellence. The Institution promotes and advances the science and practice of engineering to ensure that the community is well served by its engineering resources. It encourages the sustainable development of WA’s technological capacity so that the engineering contribution to economic growth of the state is maximised. Here is their website you may check http://www.argon.com.au/ 

      Thanks for reading

    • Phillip says:

      10:48am | 05/09/12

      The mining boom is destroying a lot of things. I like to sit back and laugh at the miners prancing around with gold digging women, what a hoot!! honk honk hahaha

 

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