THERE were no swimmers with the impact of a Thorpie and only one record fell, first set by 1500m freestyler Hayley Lewis in 1993, at the Commonwealth Games swimming selection trials last week.

Yolane Kukla last week. Picture: Mark Evans

But there was a glimmer of hope from the sport that is rebuilding a top-class team, which urgently needs an injection of youth – another Thorpie to revive its reputation as a dangerous unit.

Swimming Australia is lucky a 13-year-old kid like “Yo Yo” bobbed up, who has sparked interest in the team now laden with rookies.

Yolane Kukla, affectionately known as “Yo Yo”, is a natural athlete who has successfully switched from elite gymnastics to swimming.

After suffering a knee injury, she took to swimming like a duck to water. And while most swimmers spend years honing her skills, Yo Yo has shot to stardom after two years of training, excelling in freestyle and butterfly.

A true sprinter, Yo Yo’s disqualification of the 100m freestyle was a blessing in disguise. It’s better to be disqualified in the trials, rather than in a big event, which we learned from Thorpie’s controversial episode before the 2004 Athens Olympics.

It’s not since Leisel Jones burst onto the scene 10 years ago that Australia has had such a world-class “baby” swimmer on the team.

After all the squabbling and restructuring in recent months, which resulted in a new head coach and high-performance manager, Yo Yo is the perfect distraction that swimming desperately needed.

While the swimmers are back in suits of the 1990s after FINA gave the “floating wetsuits” the flick, a herculean effort is needed to break a world record. The only swimmer to break through with a record was 1500m title defender Melissa Gorman, smashing Hayley Lewis’s 1993 record in the 1500m freestyle – an event that doesn’t rely on polyurethane suits.

When Swimming Australia has the luxury of many swimmers competing for an Olympic or Commonwealth Games berth, we often see a string of records – sometimes in the world class.

But this meet has been as flat as a tack, as the retro suits make it near-physically impossible to crack the world marks smashed at the world championships in Rome last year.

New Delhi’s Commonwealth Games should be a revealing meet, with 29 rookies trying to prove themselves and the comeback kings of butterfly, Nick D’Arcy and Geoff Huegill, who are vying for medal-winning finishes.

The rebuilding powers of head coach Leigh Nugent will be tested this year. There is no reason to think Nugent could fall short of expectations. Nugent almost heroically reunited the team in 2003 after Greg Hodge stepped down amid controversy.

Nugent was the driver of the 2004 Olympic success, with Thorpie, Grant Hackett and Jodie Henry blitzing the world. With Yo Yo leading the young brigade, the Australian Dophins could surge ahead with optimism, thanks to strong and stable leadership. It remains to be seen.

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    • jed says:

      07:58am | 23/03/10

      i’ve never understood the fascination with swimming in this country. boring as hell and even worse these extremely bland people are rewarded for their efforts by having their heads on brands of bland cereal and hosting bland shows on 7 or 9.

    • T.Chong says:

      08:27am | 23/03/10

      Have to agree jed. So someone can go a fraction of a second faster than some one else in a pool. And that benefits society how?
      I think what turned me off the most was when channel 9, and the “womens mags” actually used to refer to Curry and Kenny as “Oz royalty” , and they werent joking.

    • Nicole says:

      09:44am | 23/03/10

      Agreed, jed and T.Chong. This girl happens to be able to swim fast, but the thousands of medical students and social workers and teachers in the country get a fraction of the pay and recognition that she will eventually command. There is something so wrong with society.

    • AFR says:

      10:31am | 23/03/10

      Here is a young girl who can swim faster than anyone else in the country, making herself, her family and many others proud (and getting fit at the same time) and you’re all bagginng her out. Nicole, why not just stop showing all sport. I mean, there must be something wrong with us when we want to be entertained by elite athletes at their best. I can assure you that a good doctor will make more than most swimmers in this country.

    • Nicole says:

      11:02am | 23/03/10

      There a lot of people who are out getting fit but not getting heaps of media exposure and a ridiculous salary, so I don’t see what that has to do with anything. For the record, I’d be fine if they stopped showing all sport, I find it boring to watch. And I can assure you, AFR, that the best doctor in this country will never make as much as the best swimmers, yet I’m pretty sure saving lives should be a higher priority than ‘entertaining us’ and ‘getting fit’. What a joke.
      And by the way, if you actually read what I wrote, you’ll see that I’m not ‘baggginng’ (I assume you meant bagging?) her out at all. I’m not belittling her achievements or saying anything derogatory about her other than that I think she gets paid too much for what she does, which I’m sure a lot of people would agree with.

    • Dan says:

      02:02pm | 23/03/10

      Nicole, the reason sportspeople make alot of money is because of the money they bring in through tv rights and the like. You don’t like it, don’t watch sports, because by doing so, you’re paying their salary.

      Regardless, why does it matter whether or not she earns more money than doctors, teachers or social workers? She’s not doing anything illegal, very few people would have a moral problem with what she’s doing. If you think that teachers and socail workers are underpaid (and I would agree with that), then we can talk about whether the Government should increase their salaries, but to compare them to her is ridiculous.

    • Nicole says:

      03:02pm | 23/03/10

      Dan, you’re right. She’s not doing anything wrong and it’s not her fault that she earns so much money for such a negligible contribution to society. That’s why you’ll notice that I never actually said either of those things - I expressed a general bewilderment that this is how society’s values operate.

    • Dan says:

      03:26am | 24/03/10

      But Nicole, it hs nothing to do with societal values. It has everything to do with the money that is brought in. It’s like actors. The reason some actors earn so much is because of the money they bring in. This is about business, not sociatel values. That said, I think she and other sportspeople make a wonderful contribution to society. But agan, that is not the point.

    • pip says:

      10:37am | 23/03/10

      get a grip.  What makes society rich is there are people with enormous talent doing different things.  Everyone has a contribution to make.  Don’t be so narrow as to write off a whole group of athletes who work incredibly hard to be at the top of their field.

    • Al says:

      12:37pm | 23/03/10

      We need another swimmer in Ian Thorpe’s class. No one could do what he could do. We need better results in the pool, set by a trailblazer. Swimming is no where it was.

    • Thorpedo fan says:

      12:37pm | 23/03/10

      Yo Yo is exciting. But she won’t be able to break record like the Thorpedo. She came along at the wrong time.

    • Backward sport says:

      01:32pm | 23/03/10

      No one can break a world record now. We have to wait until a superfreak, like Thorpe. The sport’s gone back 15 years.

    • Celebrity sux says:

      01:16pm | 23/03/10

      Sports celebrity in this country is out of control, thanks to greedy agents desperate to make a cut. We’ve seen this with Max Markson. It’s exploitation. Kids have to work hard to make lots of money in sport. Ian Thorpe worked hard but he got into financial strife. So what hope do these kids have? Who’s protecting them? At least Steffi Rice got smart and cut ties with her management. Smart move.

    • Bingle fan says:

      01:29pm | 23/03/10

      What are you talking about? Celebrity agents make this country get ahead. We need international superstars. We need the Thorpes, Bingles and Clarkes. How else would the women’s magazines survive?

    • Henry says:

      01:55pm | 23/03/10

      Agents are shifty as. Make sure Yo Yo doesn’t cop it. Poor girl.

    • Clarkey's pal says:

      02:05pm | 23/03/10

      Max is all about money with a care factor of ...

      Just ask Clarkey.

    • Moose says:

      02:07pm | 23/03/10

      Wow, not one post relating to the health of Australian Swimming. Instead you focus on how much you think they get paid. Don’t get me wrong, watching swimming is a stretch, even if we are good at it. But as far as a pure enjoyment for Australian sport, the young lady in question is exciting. In defence of elite athletes pay packets however, if they choose to make a living out of sport, if they are good enough, well done to them. And who are the one’s who hand over the money to the clubs/sponsors in order for them to pay such exorbitant salary to the athletes? Is it the same public who think they are getting paid too much? Sounds like double standards to me.

    • Bailey says:

      02:33pm | 23/03/10

      OK, here’s a reply on the health of swimming. Our swimmer of the year Jessica Schipper gets sick (virus - could hardly get out of bed) but somehow she made the team. Thorpie got glandular fever - he never really went on after that - so did Grant Hackett. He couldn’t get close to his own world record after that. Lots of swimmers get sick. It’s a gruelling sport. But the survivors have done well - and usually in the media.

    • Shane says:

      02:22pm | 23/03/10

      The sport is colourless without Thorpe. Swimming was lucky to have Thorpe. Now they don’t and they are suffering.

    • GT says:

      02:52pm | 23/03/10

      Sheesh - you guys are all such experts.  Most of you have commented on at least the Health Debate today as well as contributing your expert opinion (ie mostly glib statements) on swimming.

      If only you were running the country, coaching Australia’s sportsmen and women, solving our health situation, education system or financial crises, saving the world….

      But IF you were in charge of anything significant, no doubt there’d be another bunch of no-nothing windbags on the net criticising you..

    • Sheesh says:

      04:21pm | 23/03/10

      What? You are the one whinging GT. Get a grip!!!

    • cats says:

      04:39pm | 23/03/10

      I really hope that the people bagging out swimming don’t like any form of entertainment at all. Otherwise you’d all be complete hypocrits. I don’t like watching any sport except for Cricket, does that mean i’m gonna pay all the other ones out and say they don’t make a difference? No, i’m not.

      What makes one person happy may not make another happy. its a fact of life. Thats why there are so many different forms of entertainment. Get over yourselves, your opinion isn’t necessarily right for everyone.

      I wish Yolane the best of luck.

    • Sick of whingers says:

      05:36pm | 23/03/10

      You are right cats. Too much whinging, not enough celebrating. Is this a case of Australians cutting down the tall poppies? Maybe they are just jealous, negative people?

    • Whinging princess says:

      07:08pm | 23/03/10

      Hey. Get this, if people didn’t whinge, the Punch wouldn’t exist!

    • The Old Salt says:

      09:11pm | 23/03/10

      I wish all you whingeing whingers would learn how to spell “whingeing”. If you could spell I might, just might, take more notice of your drivel.

    • Boring whinger says:

      08:50am | 24/03/10

      Stop whinging, Old Salt. It’s boring.

 

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