Once upon a time, it would have been a huge story for the Melbourne Cup to go to an overseas trainer. Today, after French horse Dunaden nosed out English horse Red Cadeaux in a thrilling finish, exactly the opposite is true.

Bloody frogs. Uh, we mean, bravo. Picture: George Salpigtidis

How ironic - in a week when an Australian icon in Qantas has bulldozed a path towards an ostensibly less Australian future - that another Australia icon, the Melbourne Cup, is now as distant from its origins as Qantas is from a dinky-di outback air service.

Dunaden prevailed in the narrowest of narrow finishes and as ever, provided a great story. The horse’s jockey, Christophe Lemaire, flew out just yesterday after local jock Craig Williams had an appeal against a suspension dismissed. In a further irony, his arrival was delayed by the Qantas shutdown.

But arrive he did. And if you think Lemaire landed in Australia in the bare nick of time, wait’ll you see the official print of the winning margin. The technical term for his winning margin isn’t “a short half nostril hair”, but it bloody well should be.

This is as close as you’ll ever get to a dead heat, without actually being one. In 2008, Viewed beat Bauer by the shortest margin possible, a short half head, but he won the race by the length of the straight compared to today’s finish.

With three Cups in the last six years going to overseas-trained horses, and the first eight runners this year hailing from foreign shores, this is no longer Australia’s race.

While that might niggle those who sleep on pillowcases embroidered with Southern Cross motifs, it’s pretty much just the way of this highly globalised world these days.

And let’s not forget that we now send our fast horses overseas too, especially our sprinters like the mighty Black Caviar, who goes around in the Salinger Stakes at Flemington this coming Saturday.

It’s a big wide world out there. Horses come, horses go but the Melbourne Cup will go on, I would argue bigger and better than ever, even if we don’t win too many of them ourselves anymore.

If there’s one really big winner in all of this, and we can hardly wait for the Member for Corio Richard Marles to tell us, it is the city of Geelong - which with its awesome AFL team and its increasingly important horse race is sending out a cheeky to challenge to Melbourne for the title of Australia’s sporting capital.

Geelong’s Cup was once a second string race on the annual turf calendar. Then in 2002, the Irish Invader Media Puzzle won it. Then he won the Melbourne Cup, as anyone’s who seen the current movie The Cup could attest.

Then in 2008, English import Bauer won the Geelong Cup en route to that desperately unlucky second place in the Melbourne Cup.

Last year Americain won the Geelong Cup and we all know what he did next.

Then this year, today’s Melbourne Cup winner Dunaden scored an incredibly impressive win in the Geelong Cup.

Interestingly, Dunaden beat a horse called Tanby in this year’s Geelong Cup. Tanby was in great form and would have been the most highly fancied of the local horses in this year’s Melbourne Cup. Alas, he couldn’t even get a run due to all the overseas horses.

That’s just how it is now.

How did you go? The Punch had $5 on Red Cadeaux at 50-1 and we’re spitting chips. We almost got the $5,000 trifecta by ANOTHER BLOODY NOSTRIL when AMERICAIN MISSED THIRD BY HALF A WHISKER. Share your happy or sad tales below. We’re off to the bar.

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    • hot tub political machine says:

      03:14pm | 01/11/11

      That’s not irony - that’s coincidence. I know right? Who am I to judge about proof reading.

    • Gary Cox says:

      08:46pm | 01/11/11

      Stole my thunder hot tub. Go look up the meaning of irony Ant. Also Black Caviar hasn’t raced overseas, yet. I believe there is slight chance of her going to Hong Kong in December, and a definite chance of her going to Royal Ascot next June.

      Anyway one of the main reasons for the overseas interest is prestige, but the other one is money. $3.5 million, and with the strong $A it has never been more attractive. I think it is good, it really makes it a world class event, after all how many people would watch the Australian Open tennis if only Australians were in it.

    • fairsfair says:

      03:17pm | 01/11/11

      ...and WTF Vegemite is owned by the Americans??? Oh the humanity!

      Get over it Australia. What do you expect? You have to take the good with the bad. You can’t bill it as an international standard race and then exclude all overseas horses from partaking - though I wouldn’t put it past Australians to try.  And you can’t have Eric the Eel horses taking part just cos they is strayan. And you can’t expect to have an Australian based airline remain competitive if it doesn’t expand globally to cut costs. I wonder if Queenslanders and Territorians complained when Australia claimed OUR airline?

      You can’t expect anything. Deal with it.

    • John Dorian says:

      03:21pm | 01/11/11

      I’ve had pretty good luck 3 years in the row betting on the winning horse! smile Dunaden won me $125 today on a $10 win and place! smile

    • Nafe says:

      03:30pm | 01/11/11

      Not a Brass Razoo, Pathetic. I knew i was a terrible tipper, but i read the guide, read the tipsters and followed the average and got sweet F@$k all. Maybe next year,

    • TimB says:

      03:35pm | 01/11/11

      As I posted in open thread. 1st and 3rd in the office $5 sweeps. Not a bad little earner.

    • fairsfair says:

      03:52pm | 01/11/11

      If you can’t half tell by my earlier comment. I got nothing.

    • Anthony Sharwood

      Anthony Sharwood says:

      04:09pm | 01/11/11

      had a little something on dunaden but that $5 on red cadeaux at 50-1 is burning a hole in my desk and I am NOT chucking that ticket out. It is my whinge blanket

    • Your name:Geez.... says:

      06:02pm | 01/11/11

      Anthony…the only way you backed RC is that you had $5 on every horse in the race.

    • SimpleSimon says:

      03:39pm | 01/11/11

      True to form, I turned up a goose egg. As soon as Illo jumped out early I was worried he wouldn’t have the legs to hold on for the full 2 miles. I was surprised to not see more of Niwot though.

    • Keep the faith says:

      10:51am | 02/11/11

      Niwot’s horse pilot got him in exactly the right spot, perfect ride set up for that kind of horse.
      He was clear with open track and nothing in front of him with 400m to go.
      2500m 2 days previously is what beat him.

      He’ll go damn close next year.

      Tomorrow’s tip - Rahveel the Oaks.

    • Justin says:

      04:00pm | 01/11/11

      One of the joys of self employment is that you always clean-up in the sweep.

      Most Australian racehorse buyers don’t buy stayers any more. They want sprinters that will give a quick earn as a 2 or 3 yr old, or they want a middle distance Cox Plate winner.

      With stayers, you either run them in to the ground as a 3 year old trying to win a Derby or Oaks, & most don’t progress on, or you keep ploughing money in to some handicapper nag hoping it will one day win something.

      As such, our staying races are declining, & we’re not breeding stayers. While that continues, you can look forward to more foreign winners. The flip-side is that the Melbourne Cup is becoming the de facto world cup of staying.

    • Geez... says:

      05:55pm | 01/11/11

      Spot on Justin…just look at who own these fabulous staying horses…multi rich Arab sheiks that can afford to train and set stayers for a race such as the Melbourne Cup. Lloyd Williams, the only fair dinkum owner/breeder of stayers left in Australia these days, is moving more towards breeding sprinters…even he can’t compete against the Arab money any more. The owner of Dunadun, Shiek Fullashit has a Boeing 747 to fly his multi stable of stayers around the world just to contest the richest races in the world.
      Unfortunatly, I don’t think I will ever see an Australian owner accept the Melbourne Cup from the GG again.

    • hawker says:

      09:04pm | 01/11/11

      The problem is our ridiculous obssession with 2 year old racing, particularly in the northern states. Throwing all that money at juveniles in nonsensical and counterproductive. You can’t blame the breeders and the owners if clubs put huge amounts of money for silly little races like the Slipper.

    • Punters Pal says:

      01:16pm | 02/11/11

      It has got nothing to do with the Sheiks money. It is all to do with Australian racing authorities and breeders. How can you expect Australian horse to win it if there are only about five 3200 metre races all year. I laugh when people call 2000 m race as staying race. Just look at the tomorrow’s decent card from Hawkesbury - longest race is 1800 m. Since there are no races, breeders don’t breed stayers either.

    • Yawwwwwn says:

      04:06pm | 01/11/11

      Another overrated Malbin event,whooz on first

    • mick says:

      08:05pm | 01/11/11

      In sport there is always the next pond where the competition is significantly better.  We need more horse steroids.

      Australians should be happy that we have an international race which is well regarded.  Enjoy it for what it is.

    • Tim says:

      08:29pm | 01/11/11

      Black Caviar races in the Patinack this weekend the salinger was last Saturday.

    • Gary Cox says:

      01:19pm | 02/11/11

      Yes too true Tim, well spotted. Does Ant ever do any research?

    • Andrew says:

      08:43pm | 01/11/11

      So now it is like the Australian Open in tennis. That works. As for “Australia”, that is a process, not a monolith. Who among those alive at the founding of the Federation would even recognise the Australia of today, let alone feel at home here?

    • Tim says:

      08:10am | 02/11/11

      Yep,
      my dog is eating some lovely horse meat for dinner.
      What was your point?

    • Harry says:

      10:07am | 02/11/11

      Sharon, there are not even that many throughbreds born in Australia every year, where do these people get these numbers?
      A large number are used for breeding, eventing, pets, dessage, polo etc, once there racing days are over.
      I am not being rude, but throughbreds are only 30% of the horse population, I think these people are just making up numbers to aid their cause

    • horse lover says:

      01:02pm | 02/11/11

      try working in a racing stable for a few weeks Sharon, and see how well these horses are treated all week. The only horse from my childhood that went to the knackery was the one the vet owned. The others went on to be showjumpers,hacks or spent the rest of theirs days wandering round paddocks eating their heads off. Though one did have a terrible death - caught in a bushfire. Can you ban them too?

    • Sharon says:

      05:53pm | 02/11/11

      @Harry ... you need to do some research so I’ll give you a hand:

      Firstly, the 18,000 pa is not a figure disputed by the industry.

      Secondly, read the following extracted direct from Aust Govt website http://www.daff.gov.au/agriculture-food/meat-wool-dairy/ilg/industries/horses

      Between 30,000 and 40,000 horses are processed for human and pet consumption annually. About 20% (7,000) of those are feral horses. “Horsemeat generally comes from failed or retired sport horses as well as feral horses.

      Thirdly, here are some stats on the number of foals born per year as reported and available on the web via the Australian Racing Fact Book 2009 at http://www.tbaus.com/newsitem?id=137 :

      2005/06 - 18,576
      2006/07 - 18,727
      2007/08 - 18,388
      2008/09 - 16,112

      In 2008 there were 29,972 individual starters in races.

      There are around 300 Australian stud farms listed on the website.

      Of course you won’t find any stats or information on the fate of the thousands of unprofitable horses every year on any of the industry websites. Gee, wouldn’t want people to uncover the inconventient brutal truth now would we?

      ‘‘Only 300 in every 1000 [thoroughbred] foals born [in Australia] will actually end up racing, with just a small proportion of those racehorses proving profitable,’’ RSPCA chief scientist Bidda Jones said. Many of these animals wind up at abattoirs or knackeries rather than being retrained for other purposes.

      ‘‘Only 300 in every 1000 [thoroughbred] foals born [in Australia] will actually end up racing, with just a small proportion of those racehorses proving profitable,’’ RSPCA chief scientist Bidda Jones said. Many of these animals wind up at abattoirs or knackeries rather than being retrained for other purposes.

      Only about 300 in every 1000 (thoroughbred) foals born in Australia actually end up racing, with a very small proportion of those proving profitable. http://www.smh.com.au/sport/horseracing/leading-slow-horses-to-slaughter-20100102-lmi1.html#ixzz1cX2HTVXb

    • Tim says:

      07:44pm | 02/11/11

      Sharon,
      Once again what’s your point?
      Horsemeat is used for pet food? And?
      So is beef, pork and chicken. What’s wrong with it?

    • Sharon says:

      08:46pm | 02/11/11

      @Tim ... no point wasting a response on you as you won’t see the point.

    • Sharon says:

      09:20pm | 02/11/11

      PS. No I’m not a hypocrit, I’m vegan.

    • Traxster says:

      09:42am | 02/11/11

      Isn’t it about time the ‘authorities’ ruled that only Aussie horses could race in the Melbourne Cup.
      We don’t want any of these foreign nags coming over here and taking our Cup away…do we ?

    • horse lover says:

      12:57pm | 02/11/11

      I backed Red Cadeaux (one of the benefits of insomnia- international races on Sky Racing). I was amazed over the last few months how many international trainers were setting their horses towards the Melbourne Cup. If locals don’t start holding back their horses til they start to mature then we’ll never see a local win the cup again. The problem is syndication, people buy in and don’t want to wait a couple of years to see their horse run. How about selling shares in 4 year olds instead of babies?

    • horse lover says:

      12:58pm | 02/11/11

      I backed Red Cadeaux (one of the benefits of insomnia- international races on Sky Racing). I was amazed over the last few months how many international trainers were setting their horses towards the Melbourne Cup. If locals don’t start holding back their horses til they start to mature then we’ll never see a local win the cup again. The problem is syndication, people buy in and don’t want to wait a couple of years to see their horse run. How about selling shares in 4 year olds instead of babies?

    • Sharon says:

      06:37pm | 02/11/11

      See my post above with the stats and links.

 

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