For centuries, humanity has grappled with some of the universe’s biggest conundrums.

An intelligent creator or a bunch of randomly evolving strands of DNA? The chicken or the egg? And why does Darren Lockyer have such a gravelly voice?

But there’s one mystery which has divided the great thinkers like no other. Do sporting coaches really make a difference?

 

Last night, in State of Origin I in Melbourne, we got the definitive answer. And that answer was a big fat nope. Nuh-uh. No way, José .

Think about it. In Craig Bellamy, NSW had the NRL’s premier mentor of the last three years, a man who has steered the Melbourne Storm to three successive NRL grand finals, including one premiership.

By contrast, Queensland had Mal Meninga, a man whose five year reign as coach of the Canberra Raiders was about as successful as his three second political career, the hilarious finale of which is shown here in the above clip.

The plain facts again: in the Blue corner, a proven club coach. In the Maroon corner, a confirmed dud at club level.

So what happened tonight when for the fourth year running, Meninga was handed the keys to a perfectly-turned Qld machine brimming with contemporary and all-time greats?

Notwithstanding a spirited Blues fight back, Queensland dominated, as they have done the previous three years.

On the flipside, Craig Bellamy was powerless to inspire his team of young hacks to overcome the class of Queensland, many of whose stars he coaches each week at the Melbourne Storm.

So there you have it. Good players win matches. So-called “good” coaches go along for the ride. There’ll be a lot of intricately-constructed arguments on this website as it evolves, but this isn’t one of them. Because it doesn’t need to be. The facts, as proven last night, are clear cut

But if you’re still cynical and want one more shred of proof from another sport, here’s an absolute beauty.

Roger Federer’s record in singles tournament tennis – where no courtside coaching is allowed – is 643 wins from 798 matches, or 80.6 per cent.

His singles record in Davis Cup, when courtside coaching is permitted? It’s 25 wins from 31 appearances. Unbelievably, that, too, is a record of exactly 80.6 per cent.

Coaches shmoaches.

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    • Az says:

      10:17am | 04/06/09

      Fair dinkum pal, you’re kidding.

      Let’s take, for example, the combination of the mighty Brisbane Lions and Zeus-amongst-coaches Leigh Matthews. Do you honestly think the players would have achieved the Three-peat on their own without the explosive wrath of Lethal Leigh keeping them in line?

    • Ben says:

      10:18am | 04/06/09

      I definitely agree. There’s only so much a coach can do in Origin. Only having the players for a week isn’t long enough to really coach properly. Perhaps that’s why Mal Meninga is such a good Origin coach though?
      All you need in Origin coaching is the inspiration factor - and even though Craig Bellamy is a better coach, Mal Meninga is someone you can’t help but be inspired by. We need an inspirational coach not a tactical coach. Does anyone have Jamie Ainscough’s number?

    • Andy from KIRRA says:

      10:33am | 04/06/09

      I said yesterday that QLD would wipe the Blues - it was neve in any doubt to be honest. Even when NSW gets a free try –courtesy from Jarryd Hayne’s forward pass! So the real score should have been 28 – 14.
      The only downside to QLD winning game 2 in Sydney is the dead grubber at Suncorp for game 3.
      Go QLD. Go Titans

    • Joe says:

      10:13am | 05/06/09

      Of course coaches matter. Don’t be an idiot Sharwood.

      I suppose the better point is that in the Origin arena, it takes a different coach to succeed. The tactical side of it is important, but at this level the guys know what to do. That’s why they’re there in the first place. But motivation is the key. Get them out there wanting to KILL and you’ll find the right Origin coach.

      Also, it helps that big Mal has Neil Henry - one of the best tacticians in the game - as his right hand man. So whatever tactical advantage you can have by working with the team in a week can be gained by Henry ... and then Mal will fire them up.

      NSW will win game two.

      Andy from Kirra, you are a dribbler. Real score 28-14? How QLD do you want to be? If we’re talking about the refs, how about two questional calls in your favour that lead to a run of 18 straight points. Can we take 18 points off you then? No? Then get your hand off it you dribbler.

 

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