Australians are the biggest per capita users of ecstasy in the world, a statistic no one in their right mind can believe is one to be proud of.
Politicians routinely hatch solutions to the growing degradation of our collective intellect caused by the misuse of amphetamines but they routinely ignore a simple solution to the problem.
That solution will again be put to the nation’s police ministers and the new Federal Home Affairs Minister Brendan O’Connor when they meet in Perth tomorrow. It involves the very simple step of regulating the import of presses used to make ecstasy tablets.
Believe it or not, anyone can go online and buy a pill press and use it as the final step in an ecstasy production line. Even small presses imported from China and Taiwan for a few thousand dollars can push out 6000 pills an hour.
This is illogical. It’s like trying to ban whisky but allowing stills to be imported willy-nilly.
The Courier-Mail has been highlighting this flaw in the nation’s assault on drugs over the past few months through its series The Drugs Scourge. Our reporter Matthew Fynes-Clinton has established that at least 200 imported presses have disappeared into the illegal drug industry over the past five years. In this article, he spells out the missteps that have got us to this point.
For four years the Australian Crime Commission has been urging the grandly titled Ministerial Council for Police and Emergency Management to shut down the supply of presses - and they’ve done nothing but dally around the issue.
They’ll meet tomorrow with another solid recommendation to act. They should act. And the value of government policies on drugs can be measured by their willingness to act. If Brendan O’Connor doesn’t know enough about the issue to support a decision, he can read about the issues here.
The unfortunate fact of public life in Australia is that politicians really only do anything of significance when circumstances demand it.
All the legislative activity around bikie gangs stems from the amazing circumstance of a bikie execution in the halls of Sydney Airport. In the weeks after that, all the states jumped on board with a range of measures against outlaw motorcycle gangs. Some go as far as stopping bikies meeting in public places.
So, they can’t have a beer but they can import a pill press. What a joke. Except no one in their right mind is laughing.
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