Australia last night extended the Ashes to a five-game contest by losing seven wickets to be declared all out in its second innings at Lords. The other three batsmen were dismissed off no balls, by “snicking” the ball without actually hitting it, or by being “caught” when English captain Andrew Strauss, an ornament to gamesmanship, found a cricket ball lying on the grass and shouted “howzat!”

It was the first time England had won at Lords since 1411. Anyway it’s the 40th anniversary of the moon landing today, which puts an event as trifling as a cricket match in its proper perspective. You can read about the moon in the next post. We’ve got nothing more to say.
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