Stoners Australia-wide may have got excited by the idea that the Government is considering legalising dope cookies, but most people realised they were not going to get a Home Brand high.

Food Standards Australia and New Zealand is looking at whether ‘hemp foods’ should become part of the national diet. They’d have negligible amounts of THC, but plenty of other good stuff. Like boring old protein, Omega 3s and dietary fibre.
But Andrew Southcott, Shadow Parliamentary Secretary for Parliamentary Healthcare, immediately touched base with his inner wowser.
Under a press released headlined ‘Roxon needs to nip cannabis cookies in the bud!’, he said in essence that people would not be able to distinguish between good cannabis and bad cannabis.
The introduction of cannabis products into our food sends a mixed message to consumers that the use of cannabis is safe and acceptable. It is not.
Introducing cannabis into the food supply is the thin edge of the wedge.
There is a potential risk that high-THC seeds could enter the food supply if low-THC hemp foods are approved.
Oh, come on.
1 – OK, so there are some young people who, when first experimenting with ‘drugs’, might mistake dried herbs for the real thing. Or a Panadol for a pill, for that matter. But most people will realise that cannabis without THC is … a harmless substance. Otherwise we would have seen hippies running around sucking on their own clothing.
2 – The use of cannabis is, with some awful exceptions, safe anyway. Yes, it’s connected to psychosis in some individuals. But it’s much safer than alcohol, for example. Possibly even safer than crossing the road. The acceptable part? Well that just depends who you hang out with.
3 – The thin edge of the wedge? Which wedge? The wedge that ends with supermarkets stocking hugely potent fudge cookies in packaging designed to attract children?
4 – Yes, maybe people could smuggle high-THC seeds into cannabis icecream supposedly only containing low-THC seeds. They could also put smuggle THC into the icecream production line now, if that’s what they really wanted to do.
The proposal to allow hemp use in food came from Dr Andrew Katelaris, who reportedly was given a three-year good behaviour bond in 2006 for illegally growing almost 50,000 plants.
Not the best proponent, then.
But FSANZ has found the seeds are nutritious, products made from them would have no psychoactive properties, and that people would have to consume an ‘unrealistic’ amount of hemp seed oil daily to fail a drug test. They say there is no public health or safety risk.
I don’t know if we necessarily need hemp in our food. I was never a fan of the taste. But for an MP (and former doctor) to spout spurious arguments like this – well, it’s just plain dopey.
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