Imagine someone asked you to write a book on “the rules” in your office.

How many things would make your list of do’s and don’ts and would the appearance of your colleagues make the cut?

Laurence Caracalla is a former Paris press officer and a stickler for “appropriate behaviour at work”.

She’s recently published a book that’s more like an extensive list of office etiquette for anyone considering working in France.

And if what Caracalla’s book reveals is true- aside from casting some serious doubt on the “effortless” nature of Parisienne chic; I’m guessing The Punch wouldn’t be the only office in for some serious trouble if relocated to France.

Immaculate presentation tops Caracalla’s list and probably isn’t the most surprising – I’ve been on the Paris Metro at 6am and thought I’d walked into a hair dressing salon – but isn’t it just a bit of stretch to expect workers to be equally fresh and well-groomed as they leave the office at the end of a long day.

She also claims a zero-tolerance policy on (any) swearing or telling jokes, because “it’s too much of a risk that it won’t be funny.”

Oh and after work drinks or savoring a bottle or two of wine at lunchtime is definitely out. 

And if you happen to run into an acquaintance as you’re walking along the street with colleagues you can forget waving hello, Caracalla says a small hand gesture of acknowledgment will suffice. But I’m guessing the middle finger is best left at home.

You can read the whole article online. But here’s a quick summary of some of her other top tips: 

Do:
Wear make-up that highlights your face
Say “hello/bonjour” to other people in the lift every time you see them
If you feel like making some spontaneous chatter, roll your tongue around in your mouth for seven seconds before speaking at all
Make sure you always have manicured feet

But definitely don’t: 
Wear cheap perfume
Wear un-ironed shirts
Have an office affair
Drink at lunch time
Talk about money
Make private phone calls in the office

Here at The Punch I think it’s fair to say that office etiquette plays second fiddle to the business of actually doing work.  And a shared conversation or great joke is very often the best part of the day.

The Australian Institute of Family Studies says we all spend at least 30 to 45 per cent of our time at work.

Surely it’s OK to feel a bit human when we’re there.

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    • Liz says:

      07:31am | 06/11/09

      Things are different in France, they have style and know how to behave appropriately in the workplace.It gets the work done you’re paid to do.Grow up a bit!

    • Clover says:

      08:15am | 06/11/09

      Grow up a bit?? Where did that come from Liz?

    • Germaine says:

      08:43am | 06/11/09

      Not only do we have to put up with being lectured about what some toffee-noses think is “appropriate” behaviour, but now they’re writing books about it as well.  They must assume there are a lot of them, since nobody else is likely to buy the books.

    • Ben says:

      08:49am | 06/11/09

      My money says Liz wishes she was French.
      Intolerant… tick.
      Impolite… tick.
      Superiority complex… tick.
      Sense of humour amputation… tick.

      Nothing wrong with enjoying your time at work. I would suggest it could even improve your productivity, rather than hinder it. But what would I know? By the sounds of it I’m only a child.

    • Clover says:

      09:07am | 06/11/09

      I don’t know. I’m still trying to stick with what I was taught when growing up, that if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all. I *deplore* the trend by commenters on sites everywhere to throw random abuse when they don’t like something. FYI EVERYONE: it doesn’t help prove your point.

    • lizzie says:

      09:20am | 06/11/09

      i smell another riding the wave to make money and write what she thinks that people want to read not reality.

      what a revelation…. such a different approach parisiens have to the office affair…. while the rest of the uncooth office worker in other cities in the world flaunt their affair. i don’t think…..

      also the only parisiens on the metro at 6am are domestic workers on the way to/from work not office workers; so she is sadly mistaken there as no self reespecting parisen would be up at that ungodly hour. parisiens arrive at work at 930 or 10am.

    • Mr Hyde says:

      09:28am | 06/11/09

      Aah Clover, it’s a jungle here in the blogosphere. There be wild beasts and goblins. Ain’t much respeck for ettyket hereabouts.

    • stephen says:

      11:09am | 06/11/09

      What’s a goblin then ?

    • KM says:

      11:23am | 06/11/09

      Too funny.

      Sadly (note implied sarcastic tone) we don’t all live in the highly unionised enviroment that existis in france. Frankly my hair and make up can be a mess by the end of the day and I wouldn’t give a toss. As a woman in a high pressure job I expect to be judged by my resuts not my appearance.  I would find any other situation demeaning.

      Perhaps if I worked a 30 hour week and had a job for life (should I choose to stay) then these things would become my main concern, however I could think of nothing worse.

      I prefer to spend my day addressing budget questions and facilitating delivery to deadlines, not applying lipsick and going home for a 3 hour lunch.
      I also believe that laugher is the best cure for stress.

      I guess I would be shit at working in Paris. Oh well smile At least I know to steer clear!

    • regina says:

      05:46pm | 06/11/09

      i like the parisien office rules especially after suffering through yet another year of the nonsense of office melbourne cup festivities.

      i would gladly get my feet manicured on a regular basis and forego personal phone calls in work time if it meant i never again had to encounter a drunken colleague with his fly undone and a flowerpot hat on his head.

    • JakartaJaap says:

      08:30pm | 06/11/09

      Pity their ‘etiquette’ goes out the window when they hit the bog! But Lizzie is definitely right about office hours.

 

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