Every man and his dog – and there are plenty of dogs involved in this story – has a reason the NSW Government went down so spectacularly at the weekend. But really there is only one: NSW Labor is simply excellent at what it does.

Alas, NSW Labor, I knew them, Horatio

The NSW Right is – or at least was – such a supreme political and campaigning machine that it wins not only more often than the Liberals but more often than it should for its own good.

In the last 35 years in NSW Labor allowed only a hiccup of Liberal rule before it broke the back of the Greiner Government in 1991 after a truncated three-year term and then sent it to Coventry for 16 years at the next election.

And the fact is that, unless your surname is Marcos, 16 years is too long for any Government to be in power.

Former leaders have stormed the media castle with historical revisionism and pragmatic repositioning, showcasing the quintessential NSW Right tactic of waiting to see what happens and then taking credit for it.

In this case Paul Keating, Bob Carr, Morris Iemma and Michael Costa have taken the cudgel to new leader John Robertson and the party forces opposed to electricity privatisation as the principle cause of Labor’s demise.

With the utmost respect to these four great intellects, what utter horseshit.

There is no question that the sale of the state’s rusting, obsolete and dirty coal-fired generators was absolutely the sensible thing to do. It would have unloaded a hunk of creaking rustbuckets that were about to become a millstone around the neck of the taxpayer and delivered NSW billions of dollars to spend on vital transport infrastructure.

But Governments do not get elected for doing what is right, they get elected for doing what they can get away with. And the giant black hole in the arguments of Messrs Keating, Carr et al is that whatever its merits the privatisation was deeply opposed by the electorate and even more passionately by their own party.

There have also been howls of treason because ALP Conference nobbled a democratically elected Premier.

Again, what rot.

Iemma had no mandate whatsoever for privatising electricity. He did not mention it once during the 2007 campaign and then from out of nowhere made it his central legacy. If electricity privatisation had’ve been on the cards Labor would not have won 2007, let alone 2011.

Likewise it was not Robbo’s fault for opposing privatisation based on the virtually unanimous demands of his entire membership base and the party rank and file. Indeed the real treason would have been for him to betray them as their representative so as to prop up an already flagging Premier and a Treasurer who, despite his many charms, literally spat at conference delegates.

In truth the wheels were already falling off the Iemma Government. While it looks positively Rolls Royce compared to the administrations that were to come, the fact is that the dream team of Mike Kaiser and Eamonn Fitzpatrick had left the building and been replaced by a bunch of advisers who were green at best and laughably incompetent at worst.

At one point while I was in the gallery I remember asking a senior communications staffer to give me a list of things that would be able to go ahead thanks to the electricity sale or be at risk if it fell over. “For God’s sake, tell the public what they are getting for their money,” I said, in retrospect as much for his sake as mine.

This person, whom I won’t name out of pity, either couldn’t or wouldn’t do it. It was like a door to door salesman telling customers over and over again to give him 50 bucks but never revealing what he was selling.

The message should have been “Would you prefer this crappy old generator you never even knew you had or two brand new train lines?” Instead it was “We’re going to sell-off your assets even though we never told you about it – oh, and we’re going to keep all the money for an election slush fund.”

It was criminally incompetent communications management and from that moment on the Government was dead in the water.

If anything it was not opposition to the power sale that killed the Government, it was its botched attempt to do it in the first place.

Which brings us back to the NSW Right. The primary strength of this almighty political apparatus has never been its adherence to bold or reformist political ideology, as an uncharacteristically wistful Paul Keating suggested this week, but its ruthless and absolute discipline.

In fact the primary role of the Right has been to win elections with populist policies while quietly advancing the interests of its support base – which, thank heavens for small mercies, includes a lot of people who genuinely need support.

A key part of this is to efficiently kill off the more lunatic pursuits of the Left, while still allowing their bleeding heart ministers to dole out enough money to teachers, nurses, housos and immigrants so that if an alien lands on Earth it can tell the difference between them and the Liberals.

And another part of that discipline is not being caught with your pants down and your wang in your hands as so many MPs and ministers, overwhelmingly from the Right, were latterly prone to do.

So did people vote down Labor because Morris Iemma was denied the chance to sell a bunch of generators the public overwhelmingly wanted him to keep? Of course not.

People voted down Labor because Iemma could not control his party, his party could not control him and neither could control the orgy of MPs and ministers behaving like spoiled mini-Neros because the little brats never knew what it took to get power in the first place.

They are the inevitable effluent byproduct of an animal so tough, so wiley and so well built that it lived longer than it ought have.

In the inevitable navel-gazing that will follow this routing various voices will declare that the party lost its way because it lacked principle. Ironically this will be claimed by both sides of the electricity debate, thus proving the farce of the argument.

The fact is the only principle the NSW Right has consistently adhered to is “Win at all costs”. It believes, quite rightly, that other principles are pointless unless this first one is achieved. Unfortunately if you do win, though, you need something to do.

This is a party that stayed in power so long it ran out of ideas, and then money, and then the will to live.

If Labor had’ve lost in 2007 when it was supposed to, it would be odds on to return to power at the next election. As it stands now Labor will be out of power for at least three terms in NSW – as federal Labor was after 1996 – because of the toughness and dexterity of leaders like Carr and Keating, who maintained such leadership and discipline they each won an election they probably shouldn’t have.

But over the course of their departure – and the loss of the master enforcer Graham Richardson – in the mid-1990s to mid-2000s two things happened: Sussex St became infused with a parade of political carpetbaggers who swapped intellect and instinct for fundraising and focus groups and whose one trick up the sleeve was to knife leaders who dipped in the polls; and the Parliament became flush with inexperienced MPs thinly disguised as ministers and staffers who were literally just out of school.

The party simply ran out of talent.

And so Saturday’s wipeout is no great tragedy for Labor. Rather, like the Great Flood, it is a necessary and long overdue purging made necessary by their own hubris and wickedness.

Labor’s scandals were outrageous and their transport inertia was criminal and yet neither of these two prongs in the pitchfork would have gleamed as they did were it not for them holding power so long. They governed as Othello loved: Not too wisely, but too well.

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    • S.L says:

      05:04am | 01/04/11

      Good article Joe but I still don’t agree with selling our assets. Once it’s gone it’s gone!
      I see Barry O’Farrel is reading the “new government handbook” and following it to the letter.
      “I’ve just seen the books and the states finances are in worse shape than we thought so we will be breaking promises that got us elected and taxing you more than the last lot!” Oh how predictable…...........

    • George says:

      06:57am | 01/04/11

      @S.L

      The NSW O’Farrel Government is barely a fortnight in via’ an historical landslide electoral victory over the toxic ALP.  Predictably ALP die hards like you are already trying to lay shoot down the NSW Government and liken it to the gross incompetence of the ALP over the last 16 years.

      Consider this the people of NSW have given Barry O’Farrel and the NSW Coalition an overwhelming mandate to fix NSW.  Why don’t you tell that to your boss what’s his name ....Robertson!

    • S.L says:

      08:52am | 01/04/11

      George I agree NSW Labor were on the nose and at no time have I praised the former government. That doesn’t change my view the O’Farrel government will amount to nothing either.

    • PTom says:

      11:00am | 01/04/11

      @George, as so many coalition supporters kept whinging we should stop focusing on the opposition and keep the Government to account. Don’t you agree?

    • Chris L says:

      08:19pm | 01/04/11

      George, I’d also like to point out that if you had listened to Liberal supporters the day after the 2007 federal election you’d believe the country was already sinking into the ocean. I’m not justifying such discource from either side, but I think if anyone decries such an approach (justifiably and kudos to you) they should start with their own side.

    • Against the Man says:

      05:50am | 01/04/11

      The ALP is like a irresponsible teenage boy. They’ll waste lots of money, not keep any promises than screw some girl up (the girl represents Australians in my story) and not be responsible for their actions. I mean look at the HUGE budget deficit we find out the ALP has left and look at all the SCANDAL and CORRUPTION in NSW Labor. And the Federal version doesn’t look any better, collecting a paycheck and pension to do nothing.

    • John A Neve says:

      03:58pm | 01/04/11

      AtM,
      “Is like a irresponsible teenage boy”, devoid of any original thought, he just keeps repeating himself.
      His thoughts on “screw(ing) some girl up” suggest just where his mind is! Giving me grave concerns about his “13 year old” of yesterday.
      AtM old son, I think you need help.

    • Chris L says:

      08:24pm | 01/04/11

      John, just treat ATM the same as nossy, Joan and the other rusted ons. Whatever side they’re on, they’re not really paying attention.

      PS I count Pers as an exception because, even though she’s loyal to a fault, she at least tends to do some research. Same with Gregg although he doesn’t know when to accept victory in an argument gracefully grin

    • Peter says:

      06:03am | 01/04/11

      Sixteen years of arrogance, corruption and mismanagement cannot be fixed overnight.
      There may be some bitter medicine to swallow in the short-term in order to recover fully in the long-term.
      The speed with which the recovery is achieved will determine the result of the next election.

    • Holly says:

      07:47am | 01/04/11

      The whole deficit black hole is a beat up.  When you go beyond the headlines you will find that the surplus for 2010 -11 and 2011-12 will be greater than predicted, and it is not until about 2014 that the deficit as reported is predicted to arise (contingent on variable revenue streams such as payroll tax).  Having read the above article I am wondering why O"Farrell and the coalition are even concerned about the future deficit given that on past coalition record it may not even be their problem!

    • PTom says:

      11:05am | 01/04/11

      Holly, You also forgot that those prediction also go beyond the standard budget requirements and was not autorized by the government.

    • Graham The Great says:

      08:36am | 01/04/11

      Yeah well Joe I certainly am not in the same awe as you and certainly have no respect for the four wankers you mentioned, now if you have said four great speakers of horseshit you would have been right on the money.  I certainly hope the people of New South Wales see that it is going to take decades to fix the last 16 years of labor and as you mentioned in fact the last 35 years of labor influence and neglect of this state.  Even when wran came to power the labor began a destructive path of government both socially and economically!  I’m glad that finally someone has acknowledged what I’ve been saying for so long that the labor stench started with wran and co.

    • Simon says:

      08:39am | 01/04/11

      Aren’t the ALP Left aligned, not Right…? At a Federal level they are certainly the Left wing when compared to the conservative Coalition, does this not transcend to the State level?

      /obviously not from NSW

    • Nafe says:

      10:10am | 01/04/11

      Simon, The ALP are currently Left of centre, and throughout history are a left leaning party. The Right faction of the party have up until now been the more dominant and demanding faction. Not sure if it was just the personalities in the right faction or the sheer number of right faction members that gave this power.

      There are a number of right faction members who would probably feel right at home in the Liberal Party but joined labor due to their links with the Unions, or come from once safe Labor strongholds (hunter valley, Western Sydney etc).

    • Dave says:

      10:38am | 01/04/11

      @ Simon - I totally understand you. I’ve always been annoyed by the ALP pretending to be anything but left wing. They pretend to have a ‘right wing’ faction so as not to COMPLETELY alienate the public, but the truth is that labor still contains people who identify themselves as socialists and communists. Here in Victoria we still have an official socialist left faction in the (thank god) opposition. The sooner the ALP ditches these failed 19th century ideologies the better this country will be.

    • PTom says:

      11:11am | 01/04/11

      @Simon
      ALP right would classified as polictical Centre, just like Barry is Moderate Liberal (Left) would classified polictical Centre.

      That is why we have overlapping Liberal and Labor policies

    • Dave says:

      08:53am | 01/04/11

      NSW has been the laughing stock of the country for so long it’s almost cruel to keep putting them down. Maybe now that a Melburnian is running the state NSW can regain some pride and start competing with the rest of the country again.

    • davidg says:

      09:34am | 01/04/11

      Great article. Bang on the nose. Send it through to your mate ‘Penbo’ for his education. His article earlier in the week on this topic, was utter rot.

    • james milton says:

      09:45am | 01/04/11

      This article is the best April Fools Day joke I’ve read so far today!

    • iansand says:

      09:48am | 01/04/11

      We should learn this lesson.  12 years is long enough (if not too long) for any government.  The Askin government was a cesspit of incompetence and corruption in the end as well.

    • MnM says:

      10:47am | 01/04/11

      “Like the Great Flood, it is a necessary and long overdue purging made necessary by their own hubris and wickedness.”

      ...sums it up for me

    • Sleepless says:

      11:28am | 01/04/11

      Joe, another brilliant article.

      This line ...“This is a party that stayed in power so long it ran out of ideas, and then money, and then the will to live. ” sums it up perfectly.

      I couldn’t agree more, Turnbull should have won instead of KRudd May be then we wouldn’t be in the position we are in now.

    • jack says:

      12:21pm | 01/04/11

      Not quite right Joe, the power of the party to bring down a leader is a power only if it is never used, once used it brings down everyone, so to that extent Robertson is at fault.

      they didn’t have a communications policy because they couldn’t make up their mind which projects to back

      the inexperience was an issue because all newbies came from the same source and sang from the same song-book

    • TheHairyPony says:

      06:28pm | 01/04/11

      full marks for getting the Hamlet quote right

    • yofussn says:

      07:51pm | 01/04/11

      Isn’t it oh so just so typical that for the past week since the total drubbing of labor in NSW that the punch team went oh so very very whisperingly quiet, as compared to the day of parliament opening every day for 2-3 weeks every punch article was devoted to the sins & unbecomings of the liberals,, start making neutral observations or risk losing 70% of your reader base y bludy labor let us read you the latest labor pr press release & just blame mr Rabbit for everything thats wrong with Ausrtralia, yeah right that dreaded scourge of the earth mr rabbit & lets let our labor union greeny saviours lead us to our divine oh so extra expensive dream clean world,  whup whar gaiaa we will collectively cut our own throats to appease you .

    • Kristian Bolwell says:

      03:16pm | 02/04/11

      Sorry Joe but a central argument of your article is confusing. I fear you miss the point. You seem to be in support of privatising electricity and sugest the spin in support of such a scheme was off kilter- if only the all important message had been correct the people of NSW would be happy little vegemites with no complaint about their electricity system being sold off to the what seems to be the lowest bidder. Sorry to break it you but you’ve been lurking around the press gallery too long. 

      Governments are meant to provide for citizens by providing infrastructure including electricity. So if those generators are dirty, rusting and decrepit they should be replaced, not palmed off to corporate interests. Given we still have dirty rusty and decrepit generators, where’s the fix in that. That’s just lazy.

      Simply put, privatising electricity is the dumb idea of the century, and the vast majority of the citizens know it. To their demise, the NSW Labor party refused to accept the wisdom of the community. Privatising assets is the easy short term option that is no substitute for long term, high quality infrastructure delivery, which would go a long way to keeping a Government in power. Pun intended.

      What part of “for and by the people” is so hard for the ALP to apply and for you to understand?

      oh by the way the remark: “housos and immigrants” is very Greg Sheridan.

      You can do better.

 

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