This time last year Labor’s factional bosses were loading the bullets into the chamber so that Julia Gillard could pull the trigger on Kevin Rudd’s prime ministership. No-one saw it coming - even on the night of the coup the most senior members of the government were dismissing the reports as a beat-up – and few predicted the chaos which would ensue.

A year from hell. Photo: Kym Smith

Caucus was so quick to fall into line that Kevin Rudd ducked a leadership ballot after confidantes advised he would receive a humiliating handful of votes. The party believed that Julia was its saviour and two months later it failed to win a majority, with Ms Gillard having taken the government from its unassailable 2007 landslide position to a shambolic day-to-day operation, reliant on the vagaries of rural independents and inner-city Greens.

The polls now all point to a comfortable Coalition win at the next election.

Rather than using the one-year anniversary to reflect on the events of the past 12 months, it is worth trying to look forward to the coming 12 months to see how or if the government can claw its way back into the game.

The three issues which will determine its fate are the carbon tax, the relationship between Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd, and the relationship with the Greens.

As things currently stand it is hard to see how the government could have done a worse job of selling the carbon tax. It remains hamstrung by the question of a mandate, having promised that putting a price on carbon was off the agenda for this term, only to change position after forming government. In political terms it doesn’t matter that this reversal was necessitated by the non-result at the election and the subsequent deal with the Greens. In the eyes of many voters, probably most voters, they just see it pure and simple as an act of deceit.

Hampered as it is by this reality, the government has never the less embarked on a pretty amateurish sell-job of a tax which comes with no firm details of how it will actually work. The announcement that $12 million taxpayer dollars will be spent on an advertising campaign explaining the tax is an act of political naivety. Voters hate the fact that political parties say one thing in opposition and do another in government. Labor hounded Howard over his profligate spending on meaningless Workchoices advertising. Now, just as Rudd did with the mining tax, Gillard is doing the same on the carbon tax. The amount of money being spent is not the issue. It’s a simple question of principle. And as independent Tony Windsor said, it is foolish to commit to advertising a tax when its workings remain a mystery.

It might come as a bit of a surprise to hear that there are a few glass half-full optimists in Labor circles who believe that the carbon tax is not going to destroy Labor but save it. The upbeat assessment goes as follows – the Coalition under Tony Abbott have been so determined to scare people and businesses about the cost of living impact of the tax, that when it actually eventuates it will be nowhere near as bad as has been predicted. The Government hopes that when it explains how the compensation measures will work, aside from a few grumbles from the rich and the big end of town in the mining and manufacturing sector, swinging voters on low and middle incomes will cop it sweet and move on. Provided Julia Gillard can maintain her balancing act with the independents, Labor still has two years to bed it down. As I said – it sounds an impossibly upbeat take on things, but they have to find a reason to keep getting out of bed in the morning.

The greater unpredictable is the relationship between Rudd and Gillard. It’s been the subject of distracting reports over the past couple of days with rumours of a “slanging match” over live cattle exports to Indonesia. Those reports seem to have been overblown or even baseless. The problem the Government has is that everyone is ready to believe them anyway. And there was something exquisitely cute about Kevin Rudd, who in his capacity as people’s choice for the Labor leadership is maintaining a hectic media diary, going on of all programs Channel Ten’s The Circle on Friday to talk down any suggestions that he’s talking himself up to reclaim the top job.

If Julia Gillard can’t control Kevin Rudd she is also struggling to contain her fair-weather friends in the Greens, the party which she was forced to unite with to stay in office. Over the past month we have witnessed some politically moronic unilateral declarations from Labor’s coalition partner – Christine Milne repeating her calls for the phase out of the coal industry, the party’s absurd marriage of convenience with the Coalition over border protection, and best of all, complaints from Bob Brown about the fact that Treasurer Wayne Swan had the apparent temerity to inform the public of carbon tax treasury modelling, without first submitting the data to his jumped-up little climate change committee.

Julia Gillard is on the record as saying that the Greens do not and will never represent mainstream policies or values. It was a good speech but one which invited the unfortunate and obvious question – so why are you in partnership with them, PM? As long as that remains the case we will have a leader who is constantly looking over one shoulder and second-guessing every decision she makes, or should make, on the basis of the disparate interests she must juggle.

It is a hell of a juggling act, and there are still no absolute guarantees that it will last another 12 months anyway.

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    • Mitch Fifielder says:

      11:40am | 19/06/11

      Labor can’t have another party help them form government, only the Liberals are allowed. At least the Liberals have the sense to form a coalition with a party that shamelessly abases itself for them, unlike Labor’s unconstitutional and unholy alliance with the watermelon Greens, who want to put us all in concentration camps where we will be forced to eat moss and work in carbon sequestration mines.

      When will people learn that you only exercise your democratic right as an Australian if you vote for the Coalition.

    • Gerard says:

      04:09pm | 19/06/11

      Please cite the section of the constitution which disallows the Greens to support a Labor prime minister.

    • James says:

      05:10pm | 19/06/11

      Awesome sarcasm from Mitch and well done on the reply’s utter, utter failure to notice it.. amazing.

    • Gerard says:

      05:41pm | 19/06/11

      Okay, having read the first sentence again, I can see it was sarcastic. Scary thing is, the rest of the post reads exactly like the serious diatribe from some of the coalition supporters on here, so it makes it kind of hard to tell the difference.

    • Max Redlands says:

      07:15pm | 19/06/11

      It’s my experience that sarcasm does not work well on internet forums - not so much that I use it but I’ve seen a lot attempts at it - and if you resort to it there is a good chance you will be misunderstood.

      This is not necessarily a bad thing being as it is the lowest form of wit.

      Although Everybody Loves Raymond gives it a good run for its money.

    • acotrel says:

      06:46am | 20/06/11

      @Mitch
      ‘When will people learn that you only exercise your democratic right as an Australian if you vote for the Coalition.’

      The LNP must reclaim it’s birthright!  And John Howard must be vindicated - BACK TO NAURU !

    • acotrel says:

      06:53am | 20/06/11

      @Max
      ‘It’s my experience that sarcasm does not work well on internet forums - not so much that I use it but I’ve seen a lot attempts at it - and if you resort to it there is a good chance you will be misunderstood.’

      I’d also say that. One day on this forum I posted something agreeing with what Penbo said.  There were a dozen posts put up, before some bastard pointed out that I was having a go at you!

    • Michael says:

      07:53am | 20/06/11

      My god, you people have your hands on it! There’s nothing to say the greens cannot have any type of relationship they feel appropriate with labor. Nothing at all. Nobody even began to suggest such a thing… Well, maybe there’s something of a niggle in Mitch’s writing that says somewhere not too far below the surface, he’s a uncomfortable with this “alliance” as juliar is.

      If this is the labor you are happy with then good, but otherwise it’s YOU who need to demand they behave as the John Buttons et al of the world would have expected.

      The point of this article was not that the green should not “help” labor form government, it’s that the entire basis of said government is so damned unstable because of it, and that our country is suffering because of it. juliar is being strong armed by the puny nerd in the corner into making policy knee-jerks to please that weakling, and by her own admission, this is not serving Australia.

      If anything, you flag waving, labor-can-do-no-wrong-no-matter-what, people should be outraged that labor’s core values - the ones that made them the party your parents and their parents supported blindly (and mostly safely) are being sold out in a cheap deal. Hell, I do not agree with their politics, but even I am outraged that labor has sold out!

      Even if I did not agree with them a lot of the time, at least I could respect labor. Now all I have is contempt for a bunch of cheap bastards devoid of any morals who frankly are not fit to call themselves Labor party members, much less leaders!

    • stockinbingal roo says:

      05:18pm | 20/06/11

      I have one word for the Nationals: superphosphate.

    • Harquebus says:

      11:47am | 19/06/11

      Renewable energy which, this government has put all of its eggs into, does not exist. It now runs around like a headless chook trying to find it. A lot of egg will soon fall on a lot of faces. Those who have seen it coming are ducking for cover. Unfortunately, the rest of us have to wear the proverbial which, has already hit the fan and is flying across the room. Duck and weave as best you can people.
      All of our politicians are either really really smart and have us all conned or, they are really really stupid.

    • nossy says:

      11:48am | 19/06/11

      Well Penbo we here on the Gold Coast are celebrating today - yairs we are - we are celebrating Tones Abbott “Claytons” Election Campaign ! Dear sweet Tones has decided the only way to pay off his $700k mortgage revealed during the 2010 election that he lost was to , at all costs, start his own Election Campaign and become PM - ya getta big payrise - of course knowing full well this time next year he will be toast ! So we humble folk here have champagne corks popping etc as the fun begins - say what is the date we have to vote Penbo - Tones has missed telling us that but by geez he has come out firing with a top ad !
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtgv3LaL9WU

    • Bev says:

      12:03pm | 19/06/11

      nossy says:11:48am | 19/06/11

      So we humble folk here have champagne corks popping etc as the fun begins -
      Careful what you wish for.  Flat warm champagne and nursing a black eye from a popped cork is not any bodies idea of fun.

    • No 1 Rosie says:

      01:55pm | 19/06/11

      Top of the morning to you Nosthow!

      My 7 year old grandson just loves the Lemon Ad and thanks for the link. He can watch it whenever he likes. It made me think if the message was easily comprehended by a 7 year old what a winner it would be for the Liberal Party as it would appeal to the majority of Australians who are not political junkies like we are. He worked out your hero Gillard was in deep trouble but we had to explain to him the reason why Kevin Rudd and the limey Green Bob Browne was featured in the Ad.

      You used the word humble in your post - the word came to mind this morning after watching all the political take on the 1 year anniversary of Gillard allowing herself by the faceless men to knife our elected PM and become historically Australia’s first female PM. It would have been a great achievement, not just for Gillard but for all females if it was done without controversy. She had the backing of the intelligentsia feminist group which allowed her to enjoy a honeymoon period. Others like myself, old fashioned maybe, disapproved because we loathed the way our elected PM being ousted the way he did. We knew then Gillard would never be successful!

      Today, the Polls tells us that the decision made by the factional thugs wasn’t the right thing to do because it hasn’t worked. Everyone knows except Gillard apologists and the factional thugs. Once again you guys are in denial and very confident that it was the right thing to do. My advice to you and those associated with the Labor party is too humble yourselves, stop giving excuses and making out that you are still being heard by the mass. It is a start to garner some sympathy for what we now know is a deceptive inept PM and her Labor Party. The Labor Party would be better off to lock away Paul Howes for the next 6 weeks until the public gets details for the carbon tax, asylum seekers etc etc. Howes is irriting, more than your hatred for Tony Abbott.

      To the author David Penberthy - thank you for a great article, good explanation, right timing!

      One year later we would have made up our minds on what to think of Julia Gillard. The majority of Australians are unimpressed. Until recently Gillard was able to bully us into believing she had a good reason for performing the most heinous act in Australia’s political history, the knifing of Kevin Rudd. Now she and the Labor Party are seeking to be a champion for having a plan for the betterment of this nation and its people when really nothing much has changed. The only exception being, the people have come to realize what a deceptive person she is.

      Tony Abbott and the Coalition must be happy with the fact they were not chosen by Oakeshott and Windsor to form Govt. Gillard has been outmanoeurvred and outplayed by Tony Abbott and is now crying constantly proclaiming that Tony Abbott is all negativity. Gillard will become more defiant because she has no choice but to hang in there till the end of her term.

      Pathetic to see how she as a feminist has allowed boyfriend Tim into the limelight trying to tell us that he is in charge! 60 minutes if there was going to be a marriage, he would be the one to pop the question and she would agree. Then there was the men’s shed thing, where all females weren’t allowed in, even our PM female PM. I call bullshit to all her antics!

    • Joan says:

      02:50pm | 19/06/11

      @ Rosie

      Tony Abbott and the Coalition aren’t the only ones who are happy that Abbott couldn’t convince the Independents to side with them. If they had, we’d have a Coalition Government. Thanks, Tony.

    • James says:

      05:19pm | 19/06/11

      yes the majority of australians are unimpressed. because that’s what i want senior public servants to do. impress me. did i mention i’m a cretin?

      and meanwhile on the other hands.. we have Tony Abbott.. lol.

    • Joan says:

      12:16pm | 19/06/11

      The fact that the Coalition are on the Opposition benches is cause for celebration alone. Thanks, Prime Minister.

    • Vaunted says:

      01:17pm | 19/06/11

      That’s it Joan, hold on to office at whatever the cost to ordinary Australans, that’s what it’s all about isn’t it? More than seven out of very ten Australians don’t or no longer support the ALP and seven out of ten have completely lost respect for Gillard, and that’s construed as a win? Pretty hollow victory if you ask me. And meanwhile thousands of small businesses like mine, employers and contributors to the economy, continue to languish at best and go backwards at worst. But hey, the ALP is in office, no matter how incompetent they may be, and that’s what’s important?

    • Joan says:

      02:53pm | 19/06/11

      @ vaunted

      Suffer in your jocks, sore loser. Cheers !

    • Que says:

      03:25pm | 19/06/11

      @Joan. Can you look in the mirror and really say you are proud of this government? If so, what is it that they have **achieved** that makes you believe this? If your only answer is that they blocked the coalition and proceeded to wreck the country then you need to see someone for help, and soon.

    • Gerard says:

      04:12pm | 19/06/11

      The fact that the coalition won any seats at all is a pretty poor reflection on the Labor Party.

    • Joan says:

      04:54pm | 19/06/11

      @ gerard

      The fact that the Coalition lost the election is a pretty poor reflection on them.

      When was the last time an Australian political party won 100% of the seats at an election, by the way ?

    • No 1 Rosie says:

      04:56pm | 19/06/11

      Can the real Joan please stand up!

      It seems The Badger The Harass is playing his duplicity game again. Pathetic form when you are stuffed and have nothing to use as a counter attack!

      The real Joan wrote this in one of the threads just over a week ago! To the real Joan, thank you for clarifying the silly games losers will play.

      Yes No 1 Rosie , you too have suffered from the fate of phonies claiming your name as their`s .  The pathetic phoney who has nothing to contribute, you know like the little kid in kindergarten who goes kicks over a Leggo built up by the smarter kid,  In the adult world of blogging wakt you and I are saying must really be hurting or getting to Labor supporters, the two of us - Rosie and Joan- our comments ... getting up the Labor noses, so much so they wanna, pretend they are us.  Labor pathetics who can not and do not say anything of real value in support of Juliar. the best they can do is pretend they are Rosie or Joan.  But there is nothin better than the original . We should feel flattered that there is someone out there in cyberworld who thinks our comments are a danger to Labor party and resort to `kick sand` . More strength to you Rosie… we are hitting the mark it would seem.  Yours always-from strength, to strengh, the Original Joan

    • Gerard says:

      07:19pm | 19/06/11

      Joan, whether it’s been done before is beside the point. The Liberal Party is so diabolically bad that any half-decent party with the resources of the ALP should have taken every seat from them. Labor failed to do so because they’re just as bad.

    • Joan says:

      08:11pm | 19/06/11

      Yep No1 Rosie the phonies are at it again. You can spot the difference only a phoney would write garbage such as Joan at 12.16pm. ..up yours Joan12.16pm. What`s in a name anyway, its what you say that counts , ... bye, bye from original Joan look out for the new ...

    • Joan says:

      10:36pm | 19/06/11

      @ Rosie

      I’d prefer to remain seated, with your permission. And I’m perfectly real, as demonstrated by my ability to type.

      I couldn’t care less how many others commenters have the same username as me because I’m here to comment on the articles, not the commenters.

    • Joel B1 says:

      09:18am | 20/06/11

      Dear Joan

      “... I’m here to comment on the articles, not the commenters.”

      so what is this then?

      “@ vaunted

      Suffer in your jocks, sore loser. Cheers ! “

      That sort of amateurish BS might run on the ABC sites but here it gets noticed and shows that you are full of it. Cheers!

    • Joan says:

      11:28am | 20/06/11

      @ Joel

      That was a reply to Vaunted on the topic of the article.

      Do you have anything to contribute ?

    • Robert Smissen of country SA says:

      12:46pm | 20/06/11

      Joan your Callous disregard for the suffering of Australian “Working Families” shows that you are as hard hearted as your ONLY friend Julia

    • Joan says:

      02:06pm | 20/06/11

      @ Robert

      Don’t tell me you actually fall for that nonsense. Harden up, princess.

    • Harquebus says:

      12:27pm | 19/06/11

      Got any links for those not stupid enough to install that Flash crap?

    • Joan says:

      01:04pm | 19/06/11

      Flash. Drink !

      No peak oil today, mate ?

    • Ben81 says:

      01:33pm | 19/06/11

      Get off the internet and turn on your wireless if it makes you feel better.

    • Gerard says:

      04:14pm | 19/06/11

      Got any links to a website without people whinging about Flash in every single article?

    • James says:

      05:16pm | 19/06/11

      Yes I’m quite sure that Flash crap is dangerous.


      FLASH! HHAAAAAA>. the IMPOSSIBLE ner ner ner ner NER NERRRR
      FLASH HAAAA!! the incredible ner ner ner ner ner ne rNERRRRR

    • Martin Hopes says:

      12:55pm | 19/06/11

      Is David Penberthy actually a journalist? I’ve got my doubts.

      He can’t understand why our PM is in a partnership with the independents and Greens. Give me a break David. I realise it’s difficult for the general public to understand, but surely a journalist worth half their crust should have a ‘basic’ understanding of how our parliamentary system works?

      We have a hung parliament David, yes it’s rare in Australia but it’s a reality. No ‘one’ party has a majority, therefore for Australia to have a working parliament we needed a coalition of some kind, regardless of what side of the political fence they come from. Many far more advanced countries than Australia have been operating with hung parliaments for many many years, get used to it David… we might not all be happy with the outcome but it’s called democracy.

      Journalism in this country is on a slippery slide to the bottom and you’re naive contribution is not helping David.

    • mickijo says:

      03:15pm | 19/06/11

      I cannot understand why Australia has the Greens and the Independants calling the shots when Australians never elected them to government. I do not know anyone who voted for them at all.

    • Mitch says:

      03:26pm | 19/06/11

      Don’t worry Martin, as long as Penbo manages to write about his seething hatred for the Greens (her speech that was “good” also labelled the Coalition equally as extremist as the Greens, and secondly I completely fail to see how moving a motion which was backed by the Coalition rather then the other way around condemning Labor’s asylum seeker policy is a “moronic unilateral decision”) then the world keeps turning.  Every time he writes an article that doesn’t contain any slagging of the Greens a small kitten dies.

    • Joan says:

      04:04pm | 19/06/11

      @ mickijo

      It’s called the Westminster system of democracy. Google it.

    • Gerard says:

      04:23pm | 19/06/11

      mickijo, I can’t understand why Australia allows the Liberal and Labor parties to call the shots when everyone knows that neither party gives a flying fuck about the national interest. If you want to meet someone who voted for an independent or a watermelon, I suggest you go visit the electorates of New England, Kennedy, Lyne, Denison or Melbourne. You’ll find plenty of people who voted for the incumbent local member.

    • Anubis says:

      11:01am | 20/06/11

      @ Martin Hopes - you say “Many far more advanced countries than Australia have been operating with hung parliaments”.

      The problem with that is that Australia isn’t “operating” with this hung Parliament. We are in serious nose-dive decline. Not one policy achieved, not a single election promise kept $100 billion in debt and climbing, a Government with only 27% support - and the other major contributing factor is an Opposition that you wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire.

      The calibre of politicians in this country have struck rock bottom. They should all be scrapped and never be allowed to stand for a public office again.

    • jo says:

      01:17pm | 19/06/11

      $12 million of taxpayers money for an advertising campaign, on the carbon TAX, that the majority of australian don’t want. Im a believer in stopping pollution, But I object to yet another money grab by this government.
      I will never vote for labor while Julia Gillard is prime minister,  I wasn’t fooled by her from the start, I knew back then she is a ruthless, backstabbing, liar, and is not fit to lead this country.
      Good on You Kevin Rudd, Inspite of the disgusting overnight sacking of you as PM,  and the insults coming from the senior ministers in you party,  You have shown them all that you are a man that is sensitive, decent, and tuff, 
      You are the only one that can dig labor out of the mess they are in,

    • RickyB says:

      05:28pm | 19/06/11

      Kevin Rudd is an incompotent, bitter grub & outside Gillard, the worst prime minister Australia has ever had.Australia needs him back like a person needs cancer.

    • Enrico says:

      10:09pm | 19/06/11

      Well said, RickyB.  Since 2007 this country has been a laughing stock.  We’ve been subjected to looney left-wing drivel, day in, day out.  Day after day, rubbish about global warming, a carbon tax and refugees and not one key election promise has been kept by either of these cretins, Rudd or Gillard.  Meanwhile, if things continue to go the way they are, there’s every chance of a recession at years end.  Now that’s what i call good government.  Worse, still, are the delusional f*&^%$#s who continue to support this car crash.

    • Mark says:

      10:46pm | 19/06/11

      @ enrico

      The fact that the Australian economy is in such great shape after 4 years of Labor Government is really driving you crazy, isn’t it ? As much as you’d love a recession, don’t hold your breath.

    • Anubis says:

      11:04am | 20/06/11

      @ Mark - The economy is great shape DESPITE the efforts of the Government. Thay have not achieved a single policy success. It is only due to the professionals who manage Australian business that we are not yet in recession - but give Gillard and co a little bit longer and I am sure she could bring about the next “recession we had to have”

    • Mark says:

      02:23pm | 20/06/11

      @ anubis

      So when the economy’s in great shape it’s despite Government, but when it’s not that’s because of Government ? Careful you don’t split your daks trying to walk both sides of the street.

    • Anubis says:

      02:58pm | 20/06/11

      @ Mark - please show me where I said the economy was in great shape because of the Government ?

    • Mark says:

      07:30pm | 20/06/11

      @ anubis

      Sure, when you’ve learnt to read.

    • Super D says:

      01:19pm | 19/06/11

      There is no way the carbon tax will save the Gillard government.  The more relevant question is whether the carbon tax will destroy the Labor party.

    • TimB says:

      01:21pm | 19/06/11

      I agree with most of your article Penbo- Except your opening line:

      This time last year Labor’s factional bosses were loading the bullets into the chamber so that Julia Gillard could pull the trigger on Kevin Rudd’s prime ministership. No-one saw it coming

      No-one?

      Two days before the knifing:

      Tim says:

      02:30pm | 21/06/10

      “....In the meantime, with every new poll painting bleaker pictures for the Labor party, they’re forced closer and closer to a critical decision: Dump Rudd or not?...”

      That’s an extract of my response to this hilariously titled article:

      http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/five-reasons-why-rudd-will-lead-labor-to-the-next-election/

      And I’m sure I’m not the only one who saw the writing on the wall.

      PS. Also amusing, from that same article smile :

      nosthow says:

      01:08pm | 21/06/10

      Kevin Rudd will not only lead Labor to the next election - he will easily win the next election, casting aside Abbot..


      So hilarious raspberry.

    • Erick says:

      05:03pm | 19/06/11

      Not to mention that Labor apparatchik who told the US Embassy about Gillard’s plans six months earlier ... as revealed by Wikileaks.

      But hey, if the journo flock didn’t see it coming, nobody did.

    • buckyboy says:

      01:41pm | 19/06/11

      Writing this piece would be akin to eating a shit sandwich for you, Pembo!!!!!

    • Franklyn says:

      01:44pm | 19/06/11

      Whether this minority Government gets it’s carbon tax, MRRT, Malaysian swap deal signed or all 3 up and going in the next 5 mins will make no difference. It’s been 4 long years of debacles, horse before the cart approach to policy announcements, abandoned schemes, cost blow outs, waste of tax payers money and 2 Prime Ministers just to name a few off the top of my head.
      This Government will last another 2 years because the independents won’t swap sides because they will also be out of a job no matter how bad or ridiculous this Government is. Like the people in NSW with the NSW Labor Government, Australians will have to endure this circus until Gillard rings the bell in 2 years. Then they will all be kicked to kingdom come.

    • mervyn ford says:

      03:01pm | 19/06/11

      This is the worst government in our history!
      I remember whitlam who also won an election on a tidal wave of hope and we all know what happened to him and his cronies in a short space of time.
      The problem is that labor was out of govt for so long, newer idealistic voters had no history of how bad labor can be, and are. Maybe they now know.
      We have to get rid of them before they completely ruin this country.
      PS. I cannot believe they still have their supporters. Shows how stupid some people are.
      If they were in business in the real world they would have been sacked by now or their business would be bankrupt.

    • Bev says:

      04:19pm | 19/06/11

      mervyn ford says:03:01pm | 19/06/11
      The problem is that labor was out of govt for so long, newer idealistic voters had no history of how bad labor can be, and are. Maybe they now know.
      Absolutely

    • Gladys says:

      03:39pm | 19/06/11

      Actually, on this day last year, my daughter started to walk. So in answer to the headline: yes! there is something to celebrate!

    • mervyn ford says:

      03:49pm | 19/06/11

      congratulations Gladys

    • Sandy says:

      04:49pm | 19/06/11

      What would the media do without the polls!
      They get a poll result and they run with it - but the result is nothing with the background.
      Should’nt the jounalists declare each time they quote a poll,
      Who commissioned it?
      How many people was polled (and % of voting population)
      Poll was taken in what electorates?

      Without that background the poll is absolutely useless

    • Soames says:

      05:01pm | 19/06/11

      I disagree with Penbo somewhat, but agree the Prime Minister has a deficiency in communicating policy to a public largely not being spoken to in simple language. For politicians especially, always talk to the constituency in simple language, so that the poorly educated amongst us, can understand, and so have a chance to make their compulsory vote count.  There’s not three issues in my view, that (should) determine the fate of this government. There’s only one. It’s the state of the economy. It’s good. If the constituency can be given the truth, (not ‘the facts’, mostly as reliable as short term statistical information favouring one opinion or political advantage over another), a clearer position will be evident, in terms of where the government has failed or not. It must be clear where the government is heading, in terms of fiscal and monetry policies, in order to mark down it’s performance. Significant trivial, uninformed, and unrelated commentary and reporting can potentially have a damaging effect on the present state of the economy, and responsible behaviour is therefore encouraged.  Let’s not do this. We’re better than that.

    • Gerard says:

      07:35pm | 19/06/11

      The public is not being spoken to in simple enough language??? Are you serious? The Red Barren usually sounds like she’s addressing a pre-school class, and so do most of her ministers. What do you want them to do? Explain their policies using big, colourful pictures?

      And if there’s one issue this government should be judged on, it’s not the economy, it’s internet censorship. This malicious policy should be enough to ensure the entire party is forever consigned to oblivion.

    • Andrew1 says:

      09:34pm | 19/06/11

      You gotta be kidding.
      Thank you China and India, not this Government.

    • Steve says:

      11:54am | 20/06/11

      The Australian economy is still “good” in spite of ALP not because of it.  The trouble is that the economy was very good when ALP took over. The economy has deteriorated from a very strong position.

    • hermes says:

      05:46pm | 19/06/11

      I don’t believe half, or even most of the stories about Kevin Rudd. These were deliberately leaked by the conspirators against him, Gillard and Swan, aided and abetted by Arbib, Bitar et al. The only reason Kevin Rudd was dumped - OMFG spare me the sanctimonious shit about visions, Julia- was because the Labor appartchiks loathed him, and were looking for the first excuse to dump him. I think the only possible hope for the ALP would be to reinstate Kevin Rudd (seriously, who would vote for any of the others trade unionists, lawyers and professional public servants that make up Gillard’s govt?) and then eat humble pie and crow and mea culpa for two years. Kevin Rudd is 100 times as intelligent as Gillard, don’t underestimate him. Besides, the Caucus may loathe him, but the PEOPLE like him. And a lot of people don’t really like Tony Abbott but will vote for him because the alternative, Gillard is so much worse…hell, I’d vote for ANYONE rather than Gillard.

    • jo says:

      10:57am | 20/06/11

      Good Post HERMES I agree with everything you stated, Id vote for anyone rather than Gillard too,

    • H B Bear says:

      06:31pm | 19/06/11

      Why not celebrate Julia’s firsts?

      First female PM. 

      Worst PM.

      Who would have thought that one day Whitlam would only be Australia’s 3rd worst post-war government?  That is an amazing achievement in itself.

    • Kurisu Sonsaku says:

      07:17pm | 19/06/11

      Tonight, as Gough Whitlam is tucked into his nursing home bed. He will sleep easy in the knowledge that no one will ever call him Australias worst Prime Minister.

      3rd worst yes, but juliar & kevni now hold 1st & 2nd. BBBBWWWWAAAaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahhaha…...............it’s too funny

    • Joan says:

      10:22pm | 19/06/11

      Sorry HB, but John Howard has that second title sewn up. The only other Australian Prime Minister to lose their own seat stood again and won it back. Howard couldn’t even manage that.

    • Against the Man says:

      11:18pm | 19/06/11

      Joan, Rudd and Gilltard take out the title with ease. Rudd never finished his term and Gilltard has pulled record level of low polling! It takes a special talent to be this bad and Rudd/Gilltard are gifted at f**king up smile

    • Enrico says:

      11:34pm | 19/06/11

      Keep dreaming, Joany… and keep up your medication.  John Howard shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath as Whitlam, Rudd or Gillard, the last two being below inept and utterly embarrassing.

    • Joan says:

      09:21am | 20/06/11

      @ enrico

      It’s true that John Howard shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath as Whitlam, Rudd or Gillard because none of the latter ever lost their own seat.

      As Peter Costello wrote of Howard here, “In years to come, it will be a Trivial Pursuit question to name the two Prime Ministers who lost their own seats. The other won his seat back.”

    • Peter says:

      09:44am | 20/06/11

      Why is everyone forgetting Keating? He is in there with Whitlam, Rudd and Gillard.
      The new fear is that Gillard is replaced by Shorten, Combet or even Howes in the future.
      We would then go from disaster to catastrophe!

    • Ted says:

      10:22am | 20/06/11

      To me, it stinks of Juliar setting the scene to slit Rudd’s throat and finish her betrayal. She is rallying the troops to attack rudd as a traitor to justify her final public betrayal.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      06:32pm | 19/06/11

      Joooolya Gillard, having originally claimed that the reason she usurped the Prime Ministership was because of a couple of bad polling results!
      Now she is claiming that she moved against Prime Minister Kevin Rudd because of “the “Political Paralysis” which had infected the ALP Federal Government”!
      Strange that, Joooolya for you were a very senior member of the Rudd Government.
      If we are to believe Ms Floodgates, the originator of Federal ALP’s Parliamentary Party’s tsunami of leaks it was Joooolya herself who was responsible for that paralysis. It was she, Deputy Prime Minister, Juila Elaine Gillard, who told Kevin Rudd to abandon his Carbon Price Reduction Scheme (CPRS) & his Emission Trading Scheme (ETS). Incredibly stupidly he took her inane advice/orders.
      Under Kevin Rudd, though his personal support as PM was, according to the polls - polls all of them always claim to pay no attention to - falling those same polls had the ALP with an Election Winning 2-party preferred (2PP) vote of 52% whilst the Coalition under Tony Abbot was scratching to get 48% 2PP!
      Since June 24th 2010 it has been, except for a teensy-weensy upward blip in the Polls, down hill all the way for both Julia Gillard as Prime Minister & the ALP as the Government of choice. Today the great hope of the feminist movement, hero & saviour of Australia, Julia Gillard has an approval rating of a tiny 31% &, thanks entirely to her & her appallingly badly advised moves during the last 10 months the ALP’s Primary Vote sits at an appalling 27%!
      If an election were held tomorrow the ALP would be reduced to a pimple on the arse of the Greens with their 12% 2PP vote!
      The Coalition parties will be hugging themselves with joy for on those figures not only will they sweep to power in the House of Reps they may well also, despite the results of the 2010 Federal Election which gave the Greens control of the Senate, take control of the Senate by removing the Green & ALP Senators who come up for re-election in 2013 or earlier!
      That would be a scenario, under Tony Abbott, too hideous to contemplate.
      It would also be a disaster for Australia if the roles were reversed & the ALP won control of both Houses. Under the appalling leadership of Gillard & Swan that, of course, will never happen!
      Gillard wants her Carbon Price Tax. She refuses to allow open debate on the issue. She refuses to tell us what the Price Tax will be. She refuses to spell out what, if any, the compensation will be. Yet she is about to squander $12 millions on an advertising campaign in support of a proposal she refuses to tell us anything about. At today’s advertising prices she will be lucky if she gets a full-page spread in those small Regional, weekly, free newspapers all States & Territories get. She’ll get bugger all for $12 million in TV advertising. At best she mught get a few ads on regional Canberra TV.
      She wants to transport, shades of 1788, asylum seekers to Malayasia. May be she should have a wee look at how the Chinese Malays treat the unfortunate ethnic Malays who, today, are treated even worse than Australia ever treated it’s First Settlers, those we call Aboriginals.
      Joooolya’s East Timor Solution: An abysmal, ill-advised Failure.
      Joooolya’s Carbon Price Tax flip-flop: An abysmal & ill-advised Failure.
      Joooolya’s Malaysian Solution: An abysmal & ill-advise Failure.
      Every thing Joooolya has touched since 2007 has been an abysmal, ill-advised Failure.
      Maybe she should also have a very, very, very close look at all those hundreds of former union hacks she has appointed as Advisors. The get rid of them & appoint intelligent, mature adults to advise her. She could try & steal a few from the Coalition.

    • hermes says:

      08:30am | 20/06/11

      @Robert, yes yes yes. Julia is the queen of hypocrisy. Think about it everyone, where did all the negative stories about Kevin Rudd’s leadership come from? Hmmm, funny that, from those who deposed him…methinks they had very much a vested interest in making him look bad. Watch out, Juliar, I see Banquo’s ghost hovering behind your smarmy smirk.

    • Sony B Goode says:

      08:23pm | 19/06/11

      Let’s put some perspective on this.

      You have a party, labor whose core philosophy is anti-prosperity, trying run a prosperous country. I mean really where is this going to go? Why are people so surprised when all labor do is try to stop people getting ahead and try to entrench people into welfare and government dependency?

      Gillard is a Fabian socialist, why doesn’t she come clean about her core beliefs instead of pretending she is a born again Christian?

      When are people going to learn?

    • Against the Man says:

      11:15pm | 19/06/11

      The are learning right now….........

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      01:21am | 20/06/11

      What frigging border protection?  Will you media jackasses get one thing straight once and for all.  Seeking asylum is absolutely legal and not one thing to do with protection of our frigging borders?

      If it was border protection it would the the “convention AGAINST the protection of refugees” wouldn’t it?

      The convention and actually Australian law forbids closing the border on anyone who applies here for asylum.

      As for Gillard, she was and always will be a clueless party hack.

      She is even taking credit for the massive amount of hard work Rudd did - but the media have to stop making up silly yarns.

      Having backed their loser the likes of Howes are stuck with her and so are we as she fashions herself into a cross between the Iron Lady and John WARcriminal Howard.

      Pick on the poor, the halt and the lame - just like bloody Howard.

    • Gregg says:

      07:09am | 20/06/11

      Go Marilyn,
      You left out the numbers analysis!
      But look you silly Moo, it is all about numbers just as it was for Kevin Dudd and as you yourself have proclaimed on the millions of refugees and IDPs on the planet, a great number of them waiting years and years for resettlement, it is the resettlement capacities and costs of caring for refugees that is again a numbers crunching exercise.

      Australia can only handle so many people and the numbers under the humanitarian program are reasobable enough when you consider that there is much to do in providing housing, food and employment for thousands annually, many who have may have limited english language ability and unknown educational/vocational training.

      Unhcr policy is to care for refugees as close to their home countries as possible for many wish to return, it is usually far cheaper to provide care and cultures of neighbouring countries are similar.

      You put that against the people smuggling trade, terminology so dear to you but true and you not only have people exposing themselves to death at sea but instead of they going to the closest point of contact with the UNHCR, they are prepared to cause great disruption and cost to Australia’s management of our humanitarian program.
      Now your beloved Juliar and Labor would want to ship people back to Malaysia as their way of discouraging people to not attempt bypassing the accepted international system.
      They should also think about re-instating TPVs.

      Have a bad hair day Maz.

    • Static says:

      07:09am | 20/06/11

      Couldnt agree more,anyone who comes to this country seeking asylum is not ilegal,although if you have your radio dial superglued to 2GB you may be told a different story,a different and patently untrue story. Not to mention unchristian. oh sorry we dont do Christianity any more here do we

    • Gregg says:

      07:15am | 20/06/11

      Kevin is having an Assassination Party!
      I doubt whether Juliar is invited.

      I wonder if any playright should be developing a play
      The Long Night - could make for a great comedy drama and probably be a hit! - Kevin even playing himself perhaps.

    • Roddy Sexton says:

      07:47am | 20/06/11

      Someone try to list Jooliar’s achievements over the first twelve months.

    • Anubis says:

      11:29am | 20/06/11

      Ummmmmmmmmmmm ..... still thinking, Hmmmmmm, let me get back to you on that

    • Anubis says:

      02:26pm | 20/06/11

      * The People’s Forum - No
      * The East Timor Solution - No
      * The PNG Solution - No
      * Malaysia Solution - Fail, Malaysia to dictate our immigration rules
      * Stronger Border Protection - Fail
      * Fuel Watch - No
      * Grocery Watch - No
      * Reduce the Tax Burden - No, Flood Levy, increased sin taxes on tobacco and alcohol, with more to come, soon to come to a pay[packet near you the No Private Health Care Tax (add this to the Medicare Levy and you are getting taxed twice for the same thing)
      * No Carbon Tax - No
      * Improve Housing Affordability - No
      * Budget Surplus by 2012/13 - Not bloody likely
      * Improved country relations in SE Asia - No
      * Gay Marriage - Just used as a furphy to distract from other (real) issues
      * Improved Parliamentary behaviour - No
      * Integrity in Government - No
      * Insulation Stimulus - Rorted to the max and responsible for at least 17 house fires and two deaths
      * BER - Rorted to the extreme, many projects not even started, 12 schools in Tassie that received new buildings (some still under construction) about to be sold off
      * Set-top boxes - Being rorted by the same mob that managed the Insulation stimulus
      * Cash for Clunkers - No
      * Solar Power installation - Rorted and end result is the lower incomes supporting the higher incomes through feed-in subsidies
      * Reduce the Burden on households - Spiralling petrol prices, spiralling grocery prices, ridiculous house prices

      Any one else able to list her many achievements ?

    • Can A Bus says:

      08:43pm | 20/06/11

      You fill in for dash when he’s absent?

      Meaningless lists courtesy of the National party.
      Lists based on lies
      Oh well, at least they give you some small comfort in your wandering in the desert of opposition. Print them out and keep them close by, they may give you some warmth in your travels over the next 2 years.

    • I'm Tired says:

      07:48am | 20/06/11

      Happy Assassination Day!
      Formal dress…. Togas ..ok
      The back stabbing will commence 9pm sharp followed by the atheists prayer of jubilation.
      BYO….Knives

    • Carl Palmer says:

      09:33am | 20/06/11

      “…to a shambolic day-to-day operation, reliant on the vagaries of rural independents and inner-city Greens..” You’d never think that this was a description of a federal government’s performance – both for Kevin 07 tenure and Julia’s tenure. The place is out of control and they have NFI.  ALP please note - “Nothing to celebrate on Julia’s 1st birthday as PM” Thanks for nothing.

    • Carl Palmer says:

      11:02am | 20/06/11

      and thanks for the debt

    • Joel B1 says:

      09:34am | 20/06/11

      It’s easy to feel pity for Gillard. But that would be wrong. Here’s a Green idea.

      Maybe this is Karma.

      Stabbing PM Kevin Rudd over low polls, now she has the low polls.

      Saying “No Carbon Tax”, but now she has to say “Yes Carbon Tax”.

      Saying “No Nauru ‘cause non-UN refugee signatory, now dealing with a “Non-UN refugee signatory”.

      I’ve changed my mind, let’s not have another election now. The pleasure in watching Gillard squirm is simply too good.

      Happy anniversary PM Julia Gillard. Let’s hope the next one is just as good (or even better!).

      PS as I predicted those lovely Primary Schools that Gillard gave her mates in the unions millions of dollars to build useless halls for are now being sold in Tassie. Yep, about 12 primary schools are being closed and sold to property developers, complete with lovely new BER halls. The word “corrupt” springs to mind, but maybe it’s more like “stupid”.

    • Ali says:

      10:12am | 20/06/11

      I actually think Kevin Rudd would make a better PM now than before if he where to get back in. He is a very cunning player and his timing in the past has been spot on. I, like a vast amount of Australians would prefer him in. It would appear that his own party hates him but the people like him.  I was stunned at his departuture and shocked that faction of a party could take control of the country. I wont vote for the ALP till they get another leader and as much as i dont want to I will be giving the other side my vote.

    • RyaN says:

      10:27am | 20/06/11

      On her anniversary, here is a reminder of what happened, and Gillard doing the Bogan dance at 3:32. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0VDQHxEZd0
      Oh and at 1:41 you will see what she does best, flapping her lying lips.

    • NGS says:

      10:35am | 20/06/11

      Stop all this analysis, please! It doesnt matter whether you believe in carbon taxes, Malaysian solutions or any other schene they think up, the truth of the matter is that we just dont trust her and by extension, all those around her! She has shown over and over again that she is untrustworthy and the fact that they are also blatantly incompetent with my money means I am going to have to ‘hibernate’ until she is removed!

    • Reg Whiteman says:

      10:36am | 20/06/11

      Julia has done one good thing: and that was to get rid of that bed-wetting pissant Kevin Rudd. But she didn’t go far enough - he should have lost pre-selection and never have been given a ministry of any description.

      Can you imagine the schadenfreude Kevvy must be feeling at this very moment? Here’s julia with that horrible dress-sense, big bum and the worst legs in Australia, going rapidly down the sewer and proving to be just as big a failure at everything as was Kevvy himself.

      I think Julia should get in June Dally-Watkins to give the ALP women some pointers in deportment, dress and styling. Has anyone else noticed what a disaster is Nicola Roxon’s hair? Has she ever heard of shampoo? Kevin has his hair coiffed so I can’t see why the Labor women can’t follow that lead.

      The ALP is full of talentless party hacks taking orders from a gang of back-room boys (the 36 faceless men) left over from the 1950s. Could anyone imagine a more incompetent gaggle of fools than this mob? Sadly, the coalition isn’t much better - but at least julie Bishop washes her hair and trowels on a bit of make-up. I think I’ll be voting for Bob katter and the Australian Party in the next election.

    • Gregg says:

      12:22pm | 20/06/11

      I reckon you’re on a winner there Reg, especially if Kat bringing out a freeby Kat Hat with the slogan:
      Why vote for a rat when you can go into bat for Kat.
      It could even lead into a full cowboy outfit range that could see a good use for the hides of all those stranded northern beefies.

    • Robert Smissen of country SA says:

      12:51pm | 20/06/11

      Reg, left over from the 1950s? ? ? You are kidding! ! In the 50s Labor at least pretended to care about workers, now it is run by limp wristed soft handed accountants & party hacks. Chifley & Curtin wouldn’t get preselection in today’s Labor

    • Gerard says:

      07:07pm | 20/06/11

      “Could anyone imagine a more incompetent gaggle of fools than this mob?”

      NSW Labor?

    • Mark says:

      08:03pm | 20/06/11

      @ Reg

      Yes, but we don’t need to imagine. The Coalition they defeated at the last two elections.

    • Magnet says:

      01:44pm | 20/06/11

      How could Howes imagine that Gillard could identify with any average Australian household - she isn’t average. She isn’t slaving it in a mine, she’s not a factory worker and she doesn’t have to support children - she’s a single lawyer on a blistering income(not unlike the union heavyweights, I guess).
      The PR routine is so stilted and phoney, and so ubiquitous, there is nowhere for the polls to go but down.

    • CRYING says:

      03:46pm | 20/06/11

      Is Gillard going to pull a swifty well how much integrity does she have well Gillard has said many times that she is against Gay marriage so lets see if Gillard can keep her word on that! ps Why do gays need to validate themselves and their union by embracing conservative terminology ie marriage ! How unprogressive is that !Seems Juliar can say or do anything and get away with it yet the minute Kevin Rudd opens his mouth the ALP assasins are at it again! Cmon off it ALP hacks you brought this trouble on your selves and admit it! See thats why you the ALP are in this mess because you wont face up and so the voting public think ALP is off track! Gillard if you sack Kevin Rudd face the consequences you will unleash a backlash against you of immense proportions The Ball or Balls as Nicola Roxon speaks of are in your court Gillard so dont smash your ace Kevin in the face again!

    • Environmental protectionist says:

      03:50pm | 20/06/11

      Being a socialist and an environmentalist, the anguish of the right gives me great comfort. It means that the benefit of the many is outseighing the greed of the few

      But nevertheless I shall join them in their shelters when the sky begins to fall.
      But not a moment before.

    • Anubis says:

      04:48pm | 20/06/11

      @ Environmental Protectionist - Please tell me just how this new redistributional tax is going to help the environment. Even Garnaut has gone on TV to say that it will have no effect on purported Global Warming, ooops it’s Climate Change now isn’t it?

    • RyaN says:

      05:41pm | 20/06/11

      @Environmental protectionist: clearly a hypocrite since you are sitting on here on a computer fabricated in polluting factories running dastardly coal fired electricity generated from horrific pollutants like Carbon Dioxide.

      How about you turn it off and walk home.

    • Environmental protectionist says:

      06:04pm | 20/06/11

      You have eyes, but you cannot see Anubis.
      Your heart is cold and your vision clouded.

      Let the government lead you to a better place.

    • Environmental protectionist says:

      07:00pm | 20/06/11

      Yes RyaN
      Everyone who acknowledges the damage we have done to our environment should not use electricity and should walk home. We should leave our computers and the discussion to the card carrying conservative lackeys of big business who have pulled us to the edge of the abyss.
      Or
      We could tax the big polluters and drive change to renewable and more efficient forms of generating energy.
      When you understand what we have done to the environment,  when you accept the science - which by the way is settled, you can join the rest of us in using less energy and doing what we can to minimise our carbon footprint through enabling technology.
      Until then, you can consume with impunity and howl with the rest of the conservative pack.

    • RyaN says:

      12:37am | 21/06/11

      @Environmental protectionist: yawn, same tired old lines trotted out by the same tired old hypocrites. Don’t tell me you are an “Environmental protectionist” show me. Until such time you remain nothing more than a hypocrite and there is only one thing worse than a hypocrite, that’s a liar like our prime minister.

    • RyaN says:

      01:05am | 21/06/11

      @Environmental protectionist: oh and do post some peer reviewed “science” that shows definitive proof of a human marker in global warming. This is typically hilarious because it makes you clowns look like the joke you are simply because you tout the line “the science is settled” yet as a scientist I know for a fact that it is not.
      Hell if you can prove a definitive marker, there is even $10 grand in it for you right here on the punch. http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/10k-for-the-first-person-to-prove-weve-caused-climate-change/

    • Environmental protectionist says:

      11:07am | 21/06/11

      ryan
      You’re a scientist and I’m an astronaut currently on my way to Mars on behalf of Gina Rinehart and Clive Palmer.

      Perhaps you missed this. I notice you didn’t respond to it.
      Everyone who acknowledges the damage we have done to our environment should not use electricity and should walk home. We should leave our computers and the discussion to the card carrying conservative lackeys of big business who have pulled us to the edge of the abyss.
      Or
      We could tax the big polluters and drive change to renewable and more efficient forms of generating energy.
      When you understand what we have done to the environment,  when you accept the science - which by the way is settled, you can join the rest of us in using less energy and doing what we can to minimise our carbon footprint through enabling technology.
      Until then, you can consume with impunity and howl with the rest of the conservative pack.

    • RyaN says:

      02:19pm | 21/06/11

      @Environmental protectionist: “Everyone who acknowledges the damage we have done to our environment should not use electricity and should walk home.” well lets say if you had not attempted to word it that way and in stead said something like “Everyone who believes in anthropogenic global warming and wants to preach said belief to the heretics, I mean deniers should walk home” then I say yes for sure, if you can’t act like you preach then you are nothing but a lowly hypocrite.

    • NESLIHAN KUROSAWA says:

      07:10pm | 20/06/11

      Hi David,

      It has been testing times to say the least, for our very first female Prime Minister!!  Instead of playing the blame game, we should also look at the track record of some other leaders.  I think Ms Julia Gillard has her hands full & everyone going on about a long list of broken promises.  I just want to say that was before the elections.  Has anything changed for the better since then??

      However, given the chance can she at least do some things right again??  Only time will tell!  Maybe we should blame it on the economy & the fact that the Australian dollar is doing very well at the stock market.  How about for hardworking Australians, are they doing as well as our dollar?? 

      Who ever comes up with better answers & solutions will have my vote!!  Best regards to your editors.

 

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