Ben Elton’s Live From Planet Earth has been cancelled after three episodes.

This sardonic post-modern take on gender was clearly far too sophisticated for the show's audience.

The regular broadcast was delayed by Channel 9 last night, in favour of an hour-length broadcast special news coverage on the Christchurch earthquake event in New Zealand.

Without making light of the event, I’m sure Channel 9 didn’t struggle with the decision for very long – If Elizabeth Hurley was still shacking it up with Shane Warne, they would have delayed Ben Elton’s show in favour of an hour of live-crossing to that event as well.

Ben Elton’s show was a strange beast. It potentially tested great amongst its target audience, the 18-35 demographic in the Andromeda Galaxy, but it’s hard to tell as the ratings out that way aren’t heavily monitored.

One thing’s for sure, the jokes aren’t really aimed at viewers closer to home. This week’s episodes included jokes about the election, Julia Gillard saying ‘moving forward’ quite a lot, and some material on Jessica Watson. You remember, that teenage girl in a yacht. Good, contemporary material. The rest of what I could stand to watch was mostly Ben Elton being defensive and slandering his critics.

Hi, Ben.

Bringing in 455,000 viewers for the first episode, it managed to claw 97th position for the week. Episode two was watched by 384,000 people, and a large number of those were probably changing the channel to see if the show was actually as bad as the reviews claim - it’s surprising it didn’t do better than that on negative publicity and morbid curiosity alone. Episode three has ushered in a new low, somewhere less than 200,000 viewers.

Blame is being passed back and forth. Many of the critics are saying the show was unfunny and crude, which I disagree with. Elton has pointed the finger at negative viewers on Twitter (although I struggle to understand how feedback can make a show bad), and goes as far as to compare himself to Shakespeare, and the critics to Hitler. I can’t remember Juliet ever sending a photo of her ‘fanwa’ to Romeo on Facebook, but I’m sure if Shakespeare was contemporary, he’d be putting that scene in.

For a respected comedian who has a great track record, the show is a weird low. It’s a mix of strange stereotypes and jokes about body parts. It’s like Ben Elton has been standing behind the school shed taking notes for his material, and this is from a guy who had a hand in Blackadder, arguably one of the best scripted comedies of all time. Watching this just makes me miss his old work.

Its current competition is seen to be a new show from the ABC, Adam Hills in Gordon St Tonight. Another show relying on the star factor in its name, Gordon St has managed to pull in twice the viewers despite having the exact same guests as Ben Elton a day later. Both shows are rather similar on the surface.

Australian television comedy shows have fallen into a cycle - the networks appear to be reluctant to spend budget on acting, decent scripts, and sets. It’s much easier to give someone from radio a desk to sit behind and a guest or two, and let the studio audience and some YouTube clips do the heavy lifting. I’m not saying that they don’t make good viewing, but this pattern is followed by The Gruen Transfer, Spicks and Specks, The 7PM Project, Hey, Hey it’s Saturday, and (by the sounds of it) the upcoming Tony Martin-hosted The Joy of Sets.

Australian network has taken chances in the past with comedy, and sometimes that has paid off fantastically. Hey Dad! ran for fourteen years, Kath and Kim went around the world (but not before being rejected by every network and sitting on the shelf at the ABC for years), and Summer Heights High has become critically acclaimed.

At the moment the only comedy show that doesn’t involve a man behind a desk is Laid on the ABC, and it deserves some attention.

It’s not that we don’t have the talent either. Any one who has been to a live standup show in recent times knows that we’ve got talent in our land beyond the established few. For every Adam Hills and Shaun Micallef, there’s a Lawrence Mooney, Andrew McClelland or Dave Thornton. Comedians who deserve a chance and a bit of screentime. Until that happens, we can’t complain about generic talk show comedy, or even back to back episodes of Two and a Half Men.

Australia deserves a decent, homemade sitcom. We’ve embraced Packed to the Rafters and Underbelly, and that should prove that we can be trusted with a decent scripted comedy. Channel 9 may well brand itself as the home of comedy, but it’s not a great claim when little of that comedy comes from home.

Matt’s blog: End of the Spectrum

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    • PAMELA says:

      04:34pm | 23/02/11

      I WENT TO THE RECORDING OF THIS LAST NIGHT AND THOUGHT IT WAS OK…HOW RUTHLESS IS THE TELEVISION INDUSTRY…OUCH!

      SAD…..BETTER WATCHING IT LIVE IN THE STUDIO THAN VIA T.V

    • malohi says:

      07:47pm | 23/02/11

      Was the sound loud at the set? Did you lose hearing?
      If not stop yelling. wink

    • pamela says:

      07:16pm | 24/02/11

      sorry guys dodgy computer setting!! I don not normally shout.

    • Erick says:

      04:35pm | 23/02/11

      People still watch television? How quaint.

    • Ben81 says:

      05:25pm | 23/02/11

      I always have it on in the background, there’s still a lot worth watching.  I can’t remember the last time I sat down and actually just watched TV by itself though, being the bachelor slob I am i’ve put the computer on the coffee table and half watch TV while doing things on the internet or screwing around with games.

      As for Live from Planet Earth, I changed channels after half of the 1st episode, it was just lame.

    • chief says:

      04:00pm | 24/02/11

      yeah because we don’t play warcraft

    • AFR says:

      05:13pm | 23/02/11

      Ben is a funny guy. He is a brilliant comedy writer, and as an author, I think he is probably the best pop-culture writer around (i’ve read most of his books), but he just didn’t seem to work in this format.

    • B. WIldered says:

      06:25pm | 23/02/11

      Really he aint very funny at all, pure and simple, he aint got it, waste of air time, but so is a lot of other comedy these days…life goes on I guess

    • Steve of Cornubia says:

      06:56pm | 23/02/11

      Australia doesn’t ‘do’ comedy. We import comedy because we can’t make it ourselves. Elton’s show is crude and simple, but then again, so is all Australian comedy. I mean, Australia is probably the only country on earth that still thinks a guy dressed up as a women is hilarious.

      Elton’s show deserves to fail, because it just isn’t funny, but he was past his use-by date years ago.  Collaboration brings out some good work, but left to his own devices, Ben Elton is stuck in the 80s, still sniggering about toilets and men’s naughty bits. Even worse, as a Lefty, he still thinks being crude and using expletives is funny.

    • Nick Harrison says:

      07:46pm | 23/02/11

      What do you mean Australia doesn’t ‘do’ comedy? You’ve obviously never seen the likes of Summer Heights High, We Can Be Heroes, The Chaser’s War On Everything, CNNNN, Kath and Kim, Pizza, Kenny’s World, Swift and Shift, Spicks and Specks or Talkin’ ‘Bout Your Generation, along with countless Australian comedy films and the many great Australian comedians.

      But nah we don’t ‘do’ comedy apparently…

    • Chris TP says:

      07:51pm | 23/02/11

      Of course Australia can do comedy:  Roy Rene, George Wallace, Yes What, Graham Kennedy, Mavis Bramston, My Name’s McGooley, Aunty Jack, Norman Gunston, The Naked Vicar, Kingswood Country, The D-Generation, Mother And Son, Andrew Denton, Fast Forward, Frontline, The Games, Shaun Micallef, Kath And Kim, Hollowmen, etc etc etc.

      The trouble with modern TV comedy like Planet Earth is that instead of getting experienced comedians to do comedy shows, the networks hire some hack writers (whose closest experience to writing comedy is scripting Neighbours), get it performed by actors who have no comedic ability, and reject any idea that’s even slightly clever because “they won’t understand that in Broadmeadows”.

    • Maxwell Edison says:

      01:39am | 24/02/11

      Chris TP:

      The show was not written by “hack writers (whose closest experience to writing comedy is scripting Neighbours)”. Indeed, there were several fine comedy writers in the cast, but they were allowed no input into the show (in writing or, by some reports, in performance style). The scripts were Elton’s and Elton’s alone. PLEASE PLEASE do not tarnish the local industry with this - there is only one person who should be carrying the can for this and it’s Mr Elton.

    • Fairsnotfair says:

      06:29am | 24/02/11

      @ Steve of C - I agree - Australia doesn’t ‘do’ comedy. What comedy writers think is funny is invariably based on finding another’s weakness & making them look bad, stupid or foolish. Hence the invention known as The Chasers War.

      In schools, it is called bullying. But with massive subsidies, the Australian TV industry mocks anyone who is ‘having a go’ and covers their bullying with the pseudonum “comedy”.

      The only funny government subsidised production I can remember is “The Castle” - but then again, it wasn’t just about the funny bits, was it?

    • Steve of Cornubia says:

      07:16am | 24/02/11

      I’ve seen all of the above and stand by my statement.

    • Nihilist #1 says:

      11:00am | 24/02/11

      What do you find funny Steve?

    • Steve of Cornubia says:

      06:59pm | 24/02/11

      What do I find funny? Crikey, where do I start?

      Australian first. I can think of only two: Crocodile Dundee and The Castle. Very different but both exceptional in their own ways. The “That’s not a knife” scene from Dundee is a great one for the pub and never gets old.

      Otherwise, well…....

      All the Python movies: “I have a vewwy gweat fweind in Wome called….......Biggus…...Dickus”.

      The Two Ronnies - getting old now but their skits on the English language were very, very clever.

      Blackadder (one of Ben Elton’s more successful works).

      The Mighty Boosh (doesn’t make any sense and I don’t know why it’s funny - it just is)

      Two and a Half Men: I know, I know. It’s boring me too know, but it was very funny the first eight times I saw it.

      Seinfeld (see Two and a Half Men)

      Frasier (see Two and a Half Men)

      I could go on.

    • nossy says:

      07:04pm | 23/02/11

      Ben Elton was funny 10 years ago Matt - people move on so we look to the new generation for comedy coming thru. Elton is a smart guy though no doubts about that - but weve seen it all before. Bit like Billy Connolly - stale !

    • BTW, I'm hilarious says:

      09:29pm | 23/02/11

      yep - like most things, comedy evolves as it revolves. Ben Elton seems to be stuck in his time warp.But when you think of it, how many comedians/ sitcoms that we once enjoyed would we find enjoyable today ? Not many at all I would guess. A good joke becomes a stale one pretty quick.
      And Ben may have been a good comedy writer, but he’s never been a great natural comedien - though he does try hard at it, and it kinda shows

    • SteveO says:

      07:33pm | 23/02/11

      Without making light of the event…. your article title is pretty hard to understand then mate.

    • Bee says:

      08:20pm | 23/02/11

      Good point - surely a working journalist would realise that today is not the day to be using the “dead and buried” metaphor…

    • mary monica roche says:

      07:51pm | 23/02/11

      Elton John was not good as an English comedian.

    • mary monica roche says:

      08:05pm | 23/02/11

      Your comment:
      Is the article’s photo a new Tony Abbott swimsuit photo?

    • iansand says:

      08:38pm | 23/02/11

      I had the distinct impression that I was being talked to by someone who thought he was much smarter than I am.  There was no evidence to justify this belief.

    • Jitters Rudken says:

      06:53am | 24/02/11

      That’s been Elton’s delivery style for as long as I can remember. I guess we’ll now be subjected to petulant whining about uncultured colonials who don’t appreciate sophisticated humour.

    • iansand says:

      07:43am | 24/02/11

      Of course I then switched to QI, where I had the distinct impression that I was being talked to by someone who thought he was much smarter than I am.

      Humour is a funny thing.

    • Jitters Rudken says:

      08:10am | 24/02/11

      Fry is at least good-natured about it as opposed to Elton who seems to have an over-active bile duct.

    • Dan says:

      09:45pm | 23/02/11

      The show was on the lame side of okay.
      Ben Elton did not do himself (or the show) any favours.
      He was way too quick to go on the attack.
      The ratings plummeted after he went on the offensive.

      The downside is the gap will be filled with repeats of US garbage.

    • Chris TP says:

      10:09pm | 23/02/11

      Note to the author: Hey Dad..! ran from 1987 to 1994 - not quite 14 years by my mathematics, although I concede it often felt like 14 years…

    • Matt says:

      07:40am | 24/02/11

      Yikes, thanks, Chris. That was a slip of the keyboard, it was meant to read for 14 seasons. I’ll admit, I was more interested in Monkey Magic during the reign of Hey Dad.

    • bill says:

      10:51pm | 23/02/11

      The rejection of this show could be viewed as a failure of multiculturalism. Dry humor here.
      It was not so good but it did show a difference perspective to happenings in society. Apparently it was a strand to many for too many.

    • des hoad says:

      04:29am | 24/02/11

      Blackadder was funny because of Rowan Atkinson’s silly face. The Young Ones was rubbish. Comedy must have some originality to succeed today. Sadly, Mr Elton doesn’t appear to have any, if he ever did.

    • C1 says:

      08:10am | 24/02/11

      Des,

      I think true comedy lasts through the ages - just remember these shows pushed boundaries when they came out and they still ring true today. When lines like ‘cunning plan’ etc take their place in our normal language even today, you know they are on a winner.
      Monty Python is still going strong after 40 years and my children (all under seven) love the Goodies. I do not see ‘two and a half men’ or the 7PM Project having the same attraction for their children.

    • Jitters Rudken says:

      07:02am | 24/02/11

      Perhaps this latest fly-blown turd from Ben Elton will put paid to the urban myth that he is a comic talent with, as you put it, Matt, a “track record.” Elton collaborated on a handful of successful shows some 20 years ago and wrote one decent book (Stark). His “track record” owes itself largely to the pool of acting talent: Fry, Atkinson, Sayle, Mayer but to name a few. Why we mere colonials have to suffer this fool is beyond me as the last time he created anything worthy Margaret Thatcher was still in power.

    • A rant to Mother England says:

      07:37am | 24/02/11

      Eltons TV rantings can best be descibed as a metaphor for transporatation of criminals from Mother England 150 years ago-
      send all the shit to the antipodes and give them/treat them as shit

      guess what- the people of Australia have come of age and wont tolerate arrogant poms coming here and treating us like master and serfs

      arise people! take it no longer….intelligent TV for intelligent Aussies!

      cast out trash TV and install our Grand Omnipotent Comedian!

      the colonies demand smart repartee!

      the colonies demand intelligent satire

      ..off with the heads of the english gentry who treat with contempt

    • Steve of Cornubia says:

      10:26am | 25/02/11

      @ A rant to Mother England:

      “arise people! take it no longer….intelligent TV for intelligent Aussies!”

      And what pray tell, will the other 22,341,999 Aussies watch?

    • RichardJ says:

      07:38am | 24/02/11

      Do we know who was actually writing for Ben Elton? Was it all his own work?

      Up until now I’ve liked everything Ben Elton has done. His books continue to be a source of enjoyment for me. However, maybe his television persona only works as a guest of other people’s show’s.

      I love Blackadder, love The Young Ones, HATE LIve from Planet Earth.

    • David Kelly says:

      08:29am | 24/02/11

      What would be the ultimate irony, would be Channel Nine filling the now vacant 9:40PM Tuesday time slot with re-runs of the old Benny Hill Show.
      Given Eltons apparent role in the original demise of the BHS, it would be the perfect replacement.

    • j&t and b&h says:

      10:29am | 24/02/11

      too late, channel 7 is aleady doing the benny hill re-runs on one of the new digital channels

    • Gazman says:

      11:48am | 24/02/11

      To all those spewing anti-Pommy bile, Elton’s been here for years and became an Australian citizen in 2004. OK, he may have gotten a bit cranky with the critics but that was as one Aussie to another.

      Sticking to the show, though, it was lame and underbaked (far too many body part/emission gags).

      “3.5/10 - must try harder”.

    • Ryan says:

      01:21pm | 24/02/11

      Oh come on, even by pommy standards that show was decidedly lame.

    • Mr Kendal Mintcake says:

      02:16pm | 24/02/11

      If he could have lifted his material above the belt line he may have done a bit better ... Most of the skits were down right cringing, though. What a pity as there is a dearth of good Australian humour at the moment. The same stand up guys and radio announcers (Cal Wilson, Akmahl, Arj Barker, Dave O what’s his face, et al ...) on the same tired old shows.

    • Bex says:

      03:01pm | 24/02/11

      It’s pretty horrific to think that he targeted this at an Australian audience and genuinely believed we would lap this up.

    • Outside the Box says:

      03:34pm | 24/02/11

      Much of the problem lies in the fact that Hey Dad! *did* run from 1987 to 1994.  That makes for a LOT of stupid Australians who considered such shows “funny” enough to believe the creators should make another season of them.

      Australian television is all-but-dead as a medium for talented comedians.  Especially Australian comedians.  They’re much better-off doing drama and being snapped up by Hollywood producers, who seem to embrace their “offbeat” talents.

    • BTW - I'm hilarious says:

      05:49pm | 24/02/11

      The comedians that carve themselves out as being classic act , have gifted minds that do ‘think outside the box’. I reckon what a lot of us non-comedians find interesting about the ‘classical’ comedians is how their minds interpret the world around them. You have to be clever, in that regard - and you have to be able to interpret your audience and deliver what you KNOW that they will appreciate, not what you think they will by what the taxi drivermay have told you.
      I don’t know where Ben Elton has been hanginging out, but it’s along way from his comedic mates. Maybe he’s been shacking with his grandma.
      Some comedic talent is best served by the written word - crafting the joke that physical talents will deliver. The frontmanalways gets the accolades - but that’s life all over. Maybe that’s what he meant as being akin to Shakespear (aka-shouting at the moon)

 

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