If you’re sick of swallowing all the political chatter from Jules and Tony take a break and chew on something meaningful out of America. And it’s not President Obama’s eloquent speech at the White House Ramadan dinner, where he defended plans for a mosque at Ground Zero. Rather, meet Paula Deen, the self-described ‘Queen of Southern Cooking’.

A woman that makes burgers using donuts as buns, lasagna sandwiches and single handedly butchers food to the point that she induces dry retching. The video above involving frozen cheesecake and a large pot of boiling oil should give you a sufficient introduction to Deen’s world.

As she says: “Just when you thought you couldn’t make cheesecake any better!”

With her ‘Y’alls’ and addiction to powdered sugar, butter, oil and salt, Deen represents the wonderful world of contrasts that is the “land of opportunity”. In the US, food franchises with 20 or more locations must include calorie count on the menu in an effort to promote sensible eating choices, while Weight Watchers spends about $90 million on advertising campaigns in the country every year.

Yet, here is this larger than life Southern belle that has become a multimillionaire and quasi-national hero thanks to her calorific and fat filled cookin’.

Having sold more than 8 million cookbooks to date, opened two restaurants so far and another two opening soon, plus four TV shows running concurrently on the Food Network, a magazine, cookware and kitchen accessories line, Deen’s message reaches far and wide. She has also tapped into the world of social media and has close to a million fans on Facebook with hundreds commenting on her page every day.

Compliments such as “You are blessed Paula being able to cook such delicious meals! God Bless!” and “I love your peanut butter fudge with cheese.”

Even Paula’s sons Jamie and Bobby Deen have cashed in on their mother’s celebrity status with a spin off brand of their own - The Deen Bros, which so far includes a magazine and Food Network show.

But like all tales of the American Dream, it hasn’t always been smilin’ for perky Paula. She fought a long battle with anxiety disorder agoraphobia and found herself as a single ‘mom’ in her 20s after a failed marriage to her high school sweetheart. As her website describes, “Cooking was always the one staple in Deen’s life”, and thanks to a deep fryer and some guest appearance on Oprah a celebrity cook and business woman emerged.

So is Paula to be praised and admired for her entrepreneurial spirit or should she be reprimanded for the possibility that she’s teaching people the basics of cooking? Both. As obesity rates in the US stand at one in four (and Australia is largely on par with that), perhaps health warning disclaimers to some cooking shows are required, for example, consuming deep fried cheesecake can be severely hazardous to your health. In the meantime it’s best to find the humour in the mysterious fact that an ever-growing fan base has made Deen the enormous success she is today.

On that note:

“A little more powdered sugar, a little more fresh cream, a little vegetable and look at that yummy fried cheesecake.”

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    • Jo says:

      06:01am | 18/08/10

      This is so true. On one hand people must find Paula refreshing - especially when counting calories and avoiding carbs is the buzz in the US - not to mention a middle American role model, on the other it’s the epitome of greed. “God bless you for peanut butter cheesy fudge doughnuts”...? Yizers

    • KH says:

      08:55am | 18/08/10

      You have got to be kidding.  Donuts as buns?! And I thought watching Jamies Food Revolution was horrifying…..........

    • Tails says:

      09:54am | 18/08/10

      Google the “McGriddle”.

    • Liam says:

      11:35am | 18/08/10

      Or the Double Down Burger

    • KG says:

      12:48pm | 18/08/10

      Check out ‘Man v Food’ on Foxtel if you want to see horrifying “food” Americans eat..

    • fairsfair says:

      08:59am | 18/08/10

      Do we really need to be warned that a deep fried cheesecake is bad? I think it is high time people took some responsibility for their own behaviour. You don’t have to be told that if you eat cheesy fudge doughnuts everyday that you will become unhealthy (and mind you not just fat people are unhealthy) you feel it when you can’t go to the loo for a week, you are irritated for no apparent reason and you are tired all the time. Human’s inherently know right from wrong (particularly in terms of lifestyle choices) they just refuse to acknowledge that the only person who can keep them from leading an unhealthy lifestyle is themselves. They choose to blame and like to see money wasted on these types of things. Just like when they ban Macca’s ads during cartoons - mummy, you could always just say no to your little darling!

      My biggest issue is that it is a cooking show and she used a frozen cheesecake - come on - I wanna see things done from scratch! wink

    • Tails says:

      09:07am | 18/08/10

      I seriously thought this was a joke. A la Joaquin Phoenix’s “I’m still here”.
      Can’t believe she classifies a mint leaf as vegetable.

    • dancan says:

      01:06pm | 18/08/10

      She actually identified it as mint?  I thought she called it “vegetable” because it was green.

    • Tails says:

      01:35pm | 18/08/10

      I just guessed it was a mint leaf since it was green and mint leaf shaped. I’m surprised she didn’t use lolly mint leaves.

    • Jim says:

      05:06pm | 18/08/10

      After watching Jamie’s Food Revolution, I guess she could serve it as a school lunch, since it has a vegetable.

      uurgh, I’m feeling ill just thinking about it

    • AdamC says:

      09:10am | 18/08/10

      You would want to be careful with portions, wouldn’t you?

      However, in my experience, people who cook are, all things being equal, slimmer and in better shape than those who don’t. I am not sure if that rule would extend to those who deep fry cheesecake, but who knows?

    • Larry says:

      07:51am | 19/08/10

      You don’t see the waist lines on the Master Chef judges I take it?

    • Mario says:

      09:53am | 18/08/10

      C’mon Y’all, try one of these panfried cheesey bacon sandwiches which once removed from the pan are dipped in batter and deep fried and then coated in a sugar glaze. Sweet jesus!!! Are these people serious. I’m torn between laughter and sheer horror. I still think this woman would give Australia a valid 3rd option for the Saturday election if she was running…

    • MD says:

      01:23pm | 18/08/10

      I can feel my pores screaming just reading that little statement, ‘alright, calm down we’re not actually eating that rubbish’

    • Patrick says:

      11:08am | 18/08/10

      If you want to see worse, google “5 Foods That Are Great For Explaining Why the Terrorists Hate Us”, on Cracked.com, there are people who eat far, far worse than . . . Deep fried cheesecake with that much cream / topping…. Now that I think about it though, that just sounds so, so bad. I wonder if you could feel your arteries hardening while eating it.

    • Michael says:

      11:33am | 18/08/10

      Tut-tutting over Stupid Americans is fun, isn’t it? Oh, wait: Australia has an obesity rate almost on par with that of the United States, too.  People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

    • Mario says:

      12:18pm | 18/08/10

      Perhaps you have a point there Michael but really, the way they market this irresponsible attitude towards food (for want of a better term) is what sets us apart. One day in an ideal Australia, we’ll stop taking on the rubbish that gets sent out to the masses and take some pride in the things that set us apart from them. Fingers crossed…

    • Sam Chowder says:

      12:50pm | 18/08/10

      People in coronary wards shouldn’t throw buns

    • Jeff From Meroo says:

      01:06pm | 18/08/10

      Michael, the “almost on par” is almost accurate.  Australia has an obesity rate that exceeds that of America.  And wanna complain about the food..  Americans would sooner eat dog poo before stomaching the idea of a “meat pie” or vegemite and trust me they bag on fat Australians far more than we’d like to think.  Attacking them here for a program made for, broadcast exclusively to and seen exclusively by Americans is pure and simple “lazy reporting” . 

    • Lazy Jesus says:

      01:40pm | 18/08/10

      @ Jeff from Meroo. I think you’ll find the Meat Pie is quite the popular number in the Southern States if America, maybe not as much as it is in Australia, but still I think the ratio of dog poo eaters vs. Pie eaters would heavily favour the pie eaters. Also, I spend about half the year in the US and half in Australia and during my 10 odd years of doing this I have never once been called or even heard the term ‘Fat Australians’, that said, I’m sexy as hell so I can understand why I haven’t heard it raspberry

    • Chinaski says:

      06:11pm | 18/08/10

      I work out on a daily basis, eat well and while I do indulge in food and drink that isn’t good for me, I have never gone so far to deep fry cheesecake. Stuff your glass house - I’ll throw all the stones I want.

      Let me make it clear though; I’m not throwing stones at America, just Paula Deen and her grease-laden cooking show.

      I was horrified when I clicked on another link and saw the “lasagne sandwich”. She didn’t use what would be called “sandwich-sized” bread - she used what was basicall a pizza base - with cheese melted onto it! The lasagne had more cheese in it than any dish should and the portion she pulled out of the pan would have been enough for me to eat for at least a couple of days. What’s she going to do on her next episode - show audiences how to inject fat directly into their arteries?

      At least you’re right on one thing; tut-tutting over stupid Americans certainly is fun!

    • Jeff From Meroo says:

      05:37pm | 20/08/10

      @ Lazy Jesus.  Mate I was born and raised in Virginia.  Left there just before I turned 30.  I’ve never heard of either until I landed in Sydney so I don’t know what Aussie Expat pub you’ve found in the South but I ain’t ever been there.

      @ Chinaski.  I bet you’re still a fatty.  Stop watching TV and stuffing your cake hole and learn the difference between stupid Americans and fat racist Australians that watch their shows.

    • Elphaba says:

      11:34am | 18/08/10

      I’ve always felt this way about Nigella’s cooking.  Watching her do it is great fun, but if you followed all her recipies… well, her bum is the proof.  It’s enormous.

    • majority says:

      12:05pm | 18/08/10

      mmm, Nigella. About her bum being enormous, guys don’t care.

    • Sam Chowder says:

      12:49pm | 18/08/10

      @majority - Depends if you like to look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire.

    • majority says:

      01:30pm | 18/08/10

      @Sam Chowder - yes!I like looking at the back of the fireplace when I am stoking the fire…........I’m getting confused. I’m outside now. It’s cold out here.

    • Mr Pastry says:

      12:56pm | 18/08/10

      I think Scotland wins the “What can you deep fry but shouldn’t” award hands down.  This Southern Fried Belle is way behind the Celtic Gourmets of the Transfats.

    • Rob r Charteris says:

      01:05pm | 18/08/10

      One only has to go to nearly anywhere in the US maybe bar some parts of California and see what obesity is. When I was there in the late 90’s I came across something they called a “Hot Meat Sandwich” it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

    • Dunkin' Dave says:

      01:07pm | 18/08/10

      information campaigns and warnings are all well and good - but they won’t have the desired effect. A lack of information isn’t the problem.

      Drug taking, binge drinking, smoking and bad food choices are merely symptoms pointing to deeper and more complex issues. These issues can also be responsible for the opposite behaviours: anorexia, orthorexia (a disorder where you feel that all food is tainted and unworthy) and addiction to exercise.

      i would suggest we all manifest some type of addictive behaviour - to widely varying degrees. Mine happens to be trolling The Punch.

    • Ocmad says:

      09:27pm | 18/08/10

      Oh for god’s sake, how is this recipe any different in nutrition from our beloved sausage rolls, or heaven forbid, our battered savs?!? People love this woman because she loves life, has a great sense of humour and makes you feel good to watch / listen to. I suggest all you nay sayers watch her for a little while, have a laugh, and remove the stick from your butt.

 

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