The journey started a few years back when a tomato and pumpkin self seeded in the mulch in our backyard.

Yes, goats. File photo

And it’s culminated now with me doing my best to avoid the supermarket for fruit, vegetables and meat by producing my own.

And in between - while I profess no inside knowledge about trends in food shopping - I have concluded that when blokes like me start talking about self sufficiency, the retail supermarket giants have to lift their game.

I am not a greenie, never have been, never will be.

In fact, I’m quite the opposite: a staunch believer in free market forces and choice. So if you want head down to Woolies for Chilean grapes and Chinese garlic, good for you. They do run a good business.

I won’t be. But I’m not about to lecture anyone about their choices.

In fact, it’s a point of shame for me to now admit I enjoy watching shows on the Lifestyle Channel like “Half-tonne Veg”, where Poms compete to grow the world’s largest vegies. My wife says she’ll divorce me if I start growing giant turnips.

And my mates find my ambitions to win a ribbon at the local show with my goats to be a never ending treasure trove of hilarious one-liners. “You show one goat…”

This week, one particularly helpful friend texted me asking whether dinner had been prepared by “shootin’ or slittin’”. Very droll.

But for me, that humble tomato plant and the sprawling pumpkin that spread over our driveway a few seasons ago delivered such great tasting produce that it triggered a desire to seek some of the more traditional ways of producing food – food that tasted better and was healthier.

I should make a small disclosure. I live on a property outside town so I had the room to put in a good sized vegetable patch, plant fruit trees and run some goats in the paddocks. I had the wherewithal to take a lifestyle decision that many can’t.

It gave me the capacity to at least cut the number of trips to the shops. And I reckon it’s been worth the effort.

It’s not been fuelled by any desire to cut my carbon footprint, nor to end the grip of Monsanto on the agribusiness world. I’m not on some mad anti-consumer drive. I certainly don’t have plans to tuck in my dreadlocks under one of those knitted tea cosies.

I’m not trying to make a political statement; I’m just trying to eat better.

I was never a particularly keen gardener. For years I was content to let others go to all the effort while I parted with cash for zucchinis and capsicums.

However, the delicious driveway tomato brought about an amazingly simple (some would say obvious) revelation: that fruit and vegetables didn’t have to taste like coloured cardboard.

They didn’t have to be picked many months before and locked away in cold storage and transported halfway around the globe to end up as nice looking but bland tasting “stuff” in a supermarket chiller.

They didn’t have to achieve the supermarket “fresh food” trifecta:  stuff that tastes poor, lacks nutrition and costs an arm and a leg.

All this got me to the point where I have been prepared to put in the effort achieve something that has turned out to be quite important to me. I’m quite willing to go the extra mile to get my family the best tasting food around.

And that’s where I reckon the supermarkets could be doing better.

If a pro-free-market, pro-globalisation, pro-business bloke like me starts turning his back on your shopping centre there’s something seriously wrong with what you’re selling.

Sure Woolies and Coles have reported increased sales of food and they’re trying to get into the business of organic produce and to diversify their lines. But after tasting theirs against homegrown, I’ve made my decision—and so have many others if the reports of a boom in home gardening are true.

Seed and garden equipment companies are also doing great business. And I would bet it’s not just the global financial crisis forcing people to cut costs on their food bill (if anything, you spend more when you factor in all the costs of a home garden).

People want quality food, food they enjoy, food that tastes like it’s supposed to taste, food that is a pleasure to eat and nutritious to boot. And they are willing to grow it themselves.

And it doesn’t hurt to have your kids get their hands dirty in the garden finding out where food comes from.

I’m not going to be a real zealot about it. When it’s convenient, I’ll still run into Coles to get something I can’t grow myself.

I realize that what I’ve embarked on is not for everyone. Many people won’t have the luxury of time or space to rediscover the simple pleasure of eating decent produce.

That’s for them to decide. But I reckon they’d change their mind if a tomato self seeded in their mulch….

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    • Ziggy says:

      06:21am | 13/11/09

      Wish you well. God knows we have tried but the bugs even ate my hot chillies! Warn you that the problem with fruit in OZ is that the rootstock is useless. Blindfolded it all tastes,well, tasteless and the same. Recently we were in Capetown and could not believe eating fruit that actually tasted the way I remembered as a child. There is a lot to be said for the third world and there ignorance of doing things ‘better’..

    • Joel B1 says:

      07:22am | 13/11/09

      Not bad, but my free-range guinea pigs do (or rather did) a great job keeping the grass mown. And you can’t keep a goat in suburbia. There’s a pic of them about on the internet (do a search for free-range Guinea Pigs).

      The two cats the next door neighbour bought finished them off though. We hate bastard evil cats…

    • Paul says:

      07:47am | 13/11/09

      Now I understand where all those leftie rants come from - you are closet Greenie! At least you are coming out pumpkin. Interesting David and Goliath battle going on between a small town and farmers and Woolies magicalmullum.com After reading about Chinese farmers using human waste as fertiliser I think I grow veges.

    • theBigMicka says:

      08:10am | 13/11/09

      Get on board!  I’ve had a vegie garden for 4 years and between December and May, I only buy potatoes, onions and sweet potatoes.  Everything else comes out of the garden.  Piles of the stuff that I have to give to the neighbours or freeze.  It tastes unreal.  I actually thought there was something wrong with my carrots when I first ate them.  Then I realised, ‘that’s how carrots actually taste’.  If you’ve never picked something and eaten it within 10 minutes, then you are missing out on a great pleasure.  Don’t get me started on tomatoes.  When the last tomatoe is picked, it takes me 4 months to start buying them from the shops cos they’re tasteless crap.  By the way, scrambled eggs are actually a bright fluorescent yellow when you make them with your own eggs.

    • Liz says:

      08:51am | 13/11/09

      Yep never a truer word!!! And if you can’t grow your own or are concerned about the ammount of water it takes head to the Farmers’ Market.

    • Nick says:

      09:24am | 13/11/09

      I was fortunate to grow up on a market garden. We had a roadside stall and people would drive out of the city to puchase vegetables that we cut from the garden to order.

      As I came home from school I could walk through the cucumber patch and pick a crystal apple cucumber to eat immediately, just the way you eat an apple. Where can you buy crystal apples anymore? Lettuce, carrots cauliflower, cabbage, spinach, various marrows and squashes, watermelons, rock melons, beans and peas etc all available straight from the garden to the kitchen table. And tomatoes: real ones that grew tall and again, could be picked from the vine and eaten like fruit. Mainly Grosse Lisse but you don’t see them today. Fruit we purchased from other local growers: grapes from Fieldings, stone fruits from Asimus etc. We weren’t a well off family but we always had a rich supply of fresh vegertables and fruit.

      I learned to test the ripeness of fruit by smell. Try that in your supermarket: I can just about tell what brand of deepfreeze the fruit was in but if blindfolded I could not tell what fruit I was smelling!

      But all this belonged to a time when your milk was delivered daily, and the baker called to the door with fresh baked bread each day: real bread that you sliced yourself to make the sandwiches crammed with the summer vegetables each summer lunchtime. (sorry, dinner time. We had dinner in the daytime and tea at night) and you walked through paddocks to and from school, you weren’t driven or accompanied by Mum.

      Aah, the nostalgia…!

    • stephen says:

      11:41am | 13/11/09

      Hate veges’. One day we’ll all just take a pill, and slaughter a dragon for the iron. We spend a lot of our lives eating ang sleeping.

      I mean, IS THIS IT ?

    • Ziggy says:

      12:00pm | 13/11/09

      Don’t forget the sex! That’s why we do the other two!

    • Andrew Goff says:

      12:32pm | 13/11/09

      I had a similar revelation, and I live in the inner inner city without so much as a balcony.

      Buying fruit and veg from a market, and meat from a butcher, and bread from a bakery is:
      a) Cheaper
      b) Tastier
      c) Healthier
      d) Friendlier
      e) Actually saves time over supermarkets
      f) Doesn’t send profits to monopolistic douchebags

      The great lie of the Australian grocery industry is that supermarkets are cheaper than fresh produce stores. I’d always assumed it, but when you actually go to a market and compare prices… it’s not even close!

    • Dalma says:

      01:29pm | 13/11/09

      Why dont we all get real ! Ch 9,7 and that unnamed TV ch that Karl Rove does his immature gig in ! All have lampooned the Big 3, to push their xenophobic barrow. Is it because they are green with envy, dislike monopolies, have no taste, and prefer to buy Australian ? When are we going to wake up from the great Ozzie stupor ? Grow DIY - with water that’s restricted, and could be your last drop.The meally bugs will get there before you do. My shares in W & C are doing nicely. Thanks folks.

    • hoofman says:

      02:53pm | 13/11/09

      Dalma - Karl Rove?! LOL!  Are you sure you don’t mean Rove McManus? You haven’t been talking to Kim Beazley by any chance have you?

    • papachango says:

      04:20pm | 13/11/09

      Hear hear - I get veggies from farmers markets, and shop for other groceries at Aldi for capitalist, not anti-capitalist reasons. Their products are far better and/or far cheaper than Coles and Woolies.

    • stephen says:

      11:09pm | 14/11/09

      Ziggy@1 PM

      I did. I’m broke.

    • watto says:

      08:57am | 15/11/09

      David,the thing I don’t understand about you religious types believing in gods and the inherent goodness of capitalism, is Jesus was a communist who preached sharing and valuing people before greed. He was a bleeding heart that hung out with societies poor and marginalised. Jesus performed feats that New Agers (and schoolies) would be jealous of: turning water into wine, manifesting fishes into a crowd sized feasts, healing using just his hands, living without material posessions.  Are you a little confused between your private and public personas?  What does your goat say about that?

    • Michael says:

      10:42am | 15/11/09

      I’ve got a massive veggie garden, don’t know why you guys are having such problems with pests, I just did some spraying with home made onion, chilli and garlic pesticide/repellent, companion planted and left the lady beetles to their thing and their all gone now.

      Got a 200 ltr barrel full of seaweed and water to keep everything growing nicely and the bugs hate the smell as much as I do, amazing seaweed is seen as a problem in some places, the concentrate is being sold to us for 20 bucks a bottle, rofl.

      I give food away to my neighbours just to do my bit to screw over coles and woolies.

 

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