Who needs Posh ‘n’ Becks? Australian cricket vice-captain Michael Clarke and his model girlfriend Lara Bingle have confirmed themselves as the nation’s celebrity circus couple.

Get the message? Lara Bingle to the media today. Say what you like about Posh, but she keeps a stiff upper lip.

Clarke is known for being unhappy with the ongoing publicity that surrounds their relationship but its effect has reached a nadir with him quitting the team camp on the eve of a one-day match against New Zealand because his girlfriend was upset.

This is no Hollywood couple’s restaurant flare-up. Clarke’s sudden and stunning decision to return to Sydney to be with Bingle raises questions on his future role in the team and ability to focus on his cricket. Clarke has been a consistently excellent performer and is the favourite to succeed Ricky Ponting as captain.

But if his personal life can cut into his cricket, is the captaincy a role he can deliver in, particularly given the high expectations of the Australian public? Of all sporting codes, Australians are least forgiving of failure or distractions in their cricket team.

Given the weight of Clarke’s decision to leave the team for what officials described only as “personal reasons”, there was some concern that it was something more serious than a meltdown by his fiancee.

But his manager Chris White confirmed to The Punch: “Michael has come home to support Lara through this tough time.”

To recap, this “tough time” arose as a result of a nude photo of Bingle appearing in a magazine last week. This was followed up by her granting an interview to the same magazine for a reported six-figure sum, a portion of which she gave to charity.

Nobody thinks living in the glare of publicity is easy, but it is the downpayment on the fame and fortune they get in return. Bingle drives a fancy car and is regularly photographed out at parties and shopping in flash suburbs. It’s all part of brand Bingle.

Some stress is understandable, but when hysterics cut into the Australian cricket team’s camp while they’re touring it’s no longer a matter of just their personal lives. It affects the whole team and the long slow process of succession planning for the all-important captaincy.

It is understood the snap decision for Clarke to return to Sydney was made after a meeting with coach Tim Nielsen and captain Ricky Ponting last night. He is expected to return to the team camp within days.

You have to wonder what the reception will be like in the sheds. The demands of Clarke’s relationship caused a dressing-room boilover last year, when he asked for the team song to be sung early in celebrations so he could leave.

A row ensued in which batsman Simon Katich grabbed Clarke by the throat. They had to be pulled off each other.

The current Australian team also has some experience with players’ performances being affected by personal problems. In last year’s Ashes series a horrendous form collapse by fast bowler Mitchell Johnson was attributed to him being upset about a row with his mother over his fiancée, Jessica Bratich. His poor performance was undoubtedly linked to Australia’s poor start and subsequent loss of the series. The team and officials will be keen to avoid a repeat.

Australian cricketing great Mark Waugh told Fox Sports today that Clarke’s focus needed to be on his cricket, and hoped it was the last time his personal life would interfere with his game.

“He’s had to leave the tour, so (his personal life) has encroached on his cricket. That’s not the way you want to be playing your cricket and living your life,” Waugh said.

“It’s difficult being a high-profile sportsman having a high-profile partner. You’re in the spotlight all the time, for good and bad reasons. It’s difficult to handle, especially when the press is negative.

“It’s not easy for anybody, and negative publicity has got to affect you at some stage. When it’s your wife or partner involved, it’s difficult to handle. Hopefully there’s not too many more dramas in the future.”

Some cricketers somehow manage to balance it - Shane Warne kept performing through one SMS controversy after another.

So while it can be done, and Waugh is dead right in hoping it’s the last time it happens, The Punch understands Clarke hopes to be back with the team within days.

The trouble is, when he gets back there’ll be a crowd waiting, not with cricket bats, but with cameras. And Pup needs to have be ready for it, because they’ll be there for the rest of his career.

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    • SLF says:

      04:24pm | 09/03/10

      Amazing luck! A photo taken years ago appears two weeks before the start of the season, involves the games highest profile off season trade.

      If only there was a way in which a limelight loving model could use this….hmmm…..hmmm maybe to sell some magazines, earn a payday and become a victim of a big bad bully in the press in a vain attempt to deflect from the rows, stolen cars and stupid PR she has been famed for?

      And now we have the noble hero leaving his high profile game to help his distraught fiancee. You could not script this…..unless you are a PR genius.

    • porrformclarke says:

      07:18pm | 09/03/10

      Clarke should be made to wear a skirt at his next match

    • Meh says:

      09:15pm | 09/03/10

      C’mon SLF, Bingle’s not smart enough to orchestrate it. Surely it’s no coincidence this all happened within days of her signing with the loathsome Max Markson…

    • KW says:

      07:41am | 10/03/10

      you know, I have often thought this - that she put the photo out there herself, and is now playing the victim - look at all the money she is making, and the attention she is getting.  And after all those other small articles about her having no management and now mysteriously appearing with the lowest of the low ‘publicists’.  She is definitely too dumb to orchestrate it, but I wouldn’t put anything past Max Markson, a man who has made his career out of the biggest collection of nobodies I have ever seen - I mean, he ‘manages’ corey worthington, and that bogan from the web video - what does that tell you about her?!

      She has no talent, and has made an entire ‘career’ out of one crap advertisement made years ago.  Seriously, what has she done since then? What exactly does she even do now?  From everything I have read, she is a high maintenance, spoilt, talentless, classless brat, whose only ‘job’ is dating sports stars.  And obviously he has some sad obsession that is ruining his life.  Poor guy - I do feel sorry for him.  His career is probably ruined…......and all because poor little Lara needed some attention (and some $$ its expensive living in Bondi and putting petrol in the Aston)

    • SLF says:

      08:39am | 10/03/10

      I don’t reckon she is smart enough to orchestrate the campaign, and this is where the similarity to Posh is, she is smart enough to sign up with the people who will get her in the papers and her $ in the bank.

      Like Posh, she will never win Mensa member of the year, but has a knack for spotting a sporting vehincle to hitch her wagon to and a nose for exploiting any opportunity that croses her path.

      I hate to admit it, but I have a horrible grudging admiration for someone who can achieve so much with so little.

    • Rizzo says:

      02:01pm | 10/03/10

      She is uncouth and uncivilised , spoilt and trouble , she has been digging for gold , now she has found it she is throwing an attention tantram. Run Michael run!

    • Rob says:

      03:33pm | 10/03/10

      The Aussie cricket captain needs to behave in a manner that is beyond reproach.  We have already seen probably the greatest cricket mind Australia has ever seen in Shane Warne lose out on the captaincy that was sure to be his if it wasn’t for his off field dramas.

      Let’s hope he makes the right decision.

    • Hendo says:

      04:35pm | 09/03/10

      Can John Ibrahim bat?

    • steve says:

      10:25pm | 10/03/10

      All we need now is for Mick Gatto to somehow get involved

    • acker says:

      04:36pm | 09/03/10

      Michael Clarke has just shot his chances of captaining Australia in my eyes.

    • Bleary says:

      05:01pm | 09/03/10

      Absolutely,his judgement is clearly faulty.
      Who is going to follow Ponting though? any ideas?

    • Phil says:

      05:07pm | 09/03/10

      Agree,. Whilst we might all like to support our wife/fiancee this so called scandal broke last week not now. Why could she not just get on a plane and go to NZ?

      I find it weak, but thats my opinion.

      I think you are right, to leave the team in this fashion without them supposedly knowing he was gone is a sign of mental weakness, and lack of ticker, which is a no go if you desire to hold the most important position in this country. (Well except for the Captain of the Wallabies)

      By the way HGAF about a semi nude of her anyway. I dont care. She was sleeping with a married man. We all make mistakes, bet Mrs F isnt impressed that this is all in the media once more but who really cares.

    • Macon Paine says:

      05:37pm | 09/03/10

      Yep, Sadly for Clarke this demonstrates he’s clearly not up to the task of Australian captain, this rubbish would never have happened with Border, Taylor or Waugh. I think all this Bingle nonsense is dragging him down some what and she comes across as a spoilt immature brat most of the time.
      My money would be on Brad Haddin for captain when Ponting steps aside.

    • Rhubarb Lover says:

      06:54am | 10/03/10

      The boy from Bairnsdale, Cameron White, isemerging as a real potential replacement for Ponting

    • acker says:

      08:42am | 10/03/10

      @Rhubarb Lover .RE .Cameron White..I totally agree now Cameron has stopped mucking around trying to be the test leg-spinner he was never going to be and concentrated on his batting, he has come along in leaps and bounds.

    • peter warrington says:

      10:31am | 10/03/10

      you might like to look at a blog on the punch from last year on this matter, where I promoted White’s case and was howled down as a jibberer! (whatever that is).

      North is Cosier. John Inverarity rules, OK?

    • Island View says:

      04:58pm | 09/03/10

      Why exacltly is decision “stunning”?

      Compassionate or correct or understandable or as you’d expect of a lover - but surely not stunning!

      I’d be interested in Tors view

    • Tory Maguire

      Tory Maguire says:

      05:13pm | 09/03/10

      I reckon if he’s come home just because Lara’s upset about the whole pic thing then he shouldn’t be a walk-up start as next Australian captain, as he’s clearly not capable of focusing on his professional responsibilities. The captain of the Australian Cricket Team should be a grown up.
      But if he’s come home because there’s something else going on with her that needs real attention (other than this ridiculous round of paid magazine and TV interviews) then he wouldn’t be the first person to drop their bundle at work because of what’s happening at home.
      Now, time to remove those splinters…

    • BTS says:

      05:40pm | 09/03/10

      Tory…

      Off the turnbuckle in true WWE style with an Atomic Headbutt.

    • jamie says:

      08:49pm | 09/03/10

      Tory, i want to marry you…

    • Mark says:

      09:55am | 10/03/10

      You and me both jamie- any chance Tory?

    • Tory Maguire

      Tory Maguire says:

      10:16am | 10/03/10

      I think bigamy is illegal in this country Mark, but am happy to put you and Jamie in touch if you like! wink

    • Mark says:

      11:27am | 10/03/10

      Touche

    • JudyS says:

      04:58pm | 09/03/10

      Unless he’s come home to supervise the departure of this nude model (yes, she has happily posed topless and with just a G-string for public consumption!)  from his life.

    • nic says:

      05:30pm | 09/03/10

      I was just about to say that. He’s gone home to console his girlfriend who had a nude photo published (by the same magazine she’s sold her story to) who earns her money by being photographed often wearing as little as possible.

    • Ben G says:

      05:22pm | 09/03/10

      Whippppppppppppped!

    • Lee from WA says:

      05:34pm | 09/03/10

      I don’t see at all why he has shot his chances as Australian captain. I would think the Australian public would respect a man who is there to support his fiancee. It would be tragic if we expected a man to choose his work over his family.

    • Jake Roberts says:

      07:22pm | 09/03/10

      When you’re the presumptive next captain of the Australian cricket team,  you absolutely should put work before “family.”

    • Waffle says:

      08:43am | 10/03/10

      I agree, Lee. I would like to give the man the benefit of the doubt in that if he feels he needs to be there for someone he loves, then we should respect that. I would respect a man more for prioritising those he loves over work. It’s just sport, people. He won’t be lying on his death-bed thinking “I wish I had spent more time playing cricket and less with my loved-ones”. Sheesh. Or perhaps all this negative attention is simply because Australian’s don’t approve of his choice in Bingle? I don’t blame that, but repremand the man for the true crime…

    • julie says:

      09:49am | 10/03/10

      @JakeRoberts ... maybe his cricket ‘family’ have requested he go back and deal with this situation, and return with a clear focus towards cricket again.  Call it a rotational move like they do in one dayers, time to sort it out and get back on with the job.  I dont think he is unworthy of being captain material over this.  Imagine his experience now when he may have to deal with a 22yr old twerp acting up on the team! grin

    • Verfel says:

      06:29pm | 10/03/10

      The good folk in our Defence Force put Country before family and we all hopefully admire them.

    • scott says:

      05:47pm | 09/03/10

      Forget being captain, He should never represent this country again!!!! Softest, weakest, most pathetic thing in the history of sport!!!

    • Lavendra Selva says:

      05:54pm | 09/03/10

      pffft…..! I wish I could just take off home from work and leave my colleagues to pick up the pieces everytime my fiancee gets upset.

    • jed says:

      06:20pm | 09/03/10

      jesus christ, i shudder to think that clarke could inherit the captaincy of australia after hardmen like waugh and AB. even worse is the blokes like brad hodge who were forced to sit on the sidelines so Cricket Australia’s marketing machine can roll on and pump the tyres of marketing boy michael.

      fair dinkum, i hope i don’t see that bow tied PR flak, peter young, from CA out trying to justify this rubbish.

    • wombat says:

      06:20pm | 09/03/10

      Maybe whilst Clarke is home he could get a spine inserted.
      To just take off and leave the team (who by the way are doing ok today without him) is pretty spineless.
      Bingle could have caught a plane to N.Z. with all the money she grabs from him.

    • TC says:

      12:36pm | 10/03/10

      Especially after his role in the demise of Roy Symonds for disloyalty. This little prima donna is no leader.

    • John in Alice says:

      06:52pm | 09/03/10

      Poor Lara.  The photo in question must have been terribly unflattering to create such a stir.  One must wonder why Mum and Dad haven’t offered sympathy or help but maybe she’s provided enough embarassment for one life time.  Maybe a call to Dr. Phil?

    • Sahara says:

      08:18am | 10/03/10

      All I can say about Lara Bingle being the top story in just about every media for the past week is.

      Max Markson you’re a genius.

    • Susan says:

      11:09am | 10/03/10

      Well her Dad passed away a year or two ago - which is why Clarke missed part of the West Indies tour. Way to be sympathetic.

      That said, this is all a bit princessy for my taste. I could understand him leaving the tour if his Dad was ill again, or Bingle was ill or something, but not for being a bit upset because someone was mean. She lost my sympathy when she sold her side of the story to a magazine - don’t come crying to us about the media invading your privacy when you make all your money by hawking your life to said media.

      While I understand there are rules about WAGs on tour, if she’s upset enough to need his company, perhaps Pup could’ve asked for a one-off exemption rather than quit the tour? I know not many people in my workplace would last long if they just up and went on leave for something like this.

    • Elbowgrease says:

      06:54pm | 09/03/10

      How bout we just leave the alone?

    • me says:

      11:34am | 10/03/10

      you are still commenting so why didnt you leave it alone?

    • Minksywinks says:

      12:02am | 11/03/10

      The finger did it for me! Yakkkkkkk

    • Bee says:

      06:57pm | 09/03/10

      Agree with Phil - why didn’t she just go to NZ? If she is so traumatised by all of the public attention, surely going to another country would be the best thing for her.

      Oh wait that’s right - she wouldn’t be able to go to all of those meetings selling herself as the latest Paris Hilton style “reality star”, or have many more breathless photo ops looking cranky or upset so she can hit the front page of the Daily Terror. Dear god, it’s really hard to take seriously the idea that this was all “so traumatic” when she has her manager stalking the media on her behalf…

    • Joseph Cool says:

      06:56pm | 09/03/10

      Can’t be Captain now.

      Border, Taylor, Waugh, Ponting.

      None of them are perfect, but all of them live and breathe being Australian Cricket Captains; they were ferocious and completely committed; and the players would’ve followed them into hell.

      Pup doesn’t have the balls or the respect to lead our greatest team, nor does he have the right to lead people like Simon Katich or Michael Hussey onto the field.

      This isn’t the first time where the Bingle relationship has caused serious problems within the side, he either needs to end the relationship or forget about being our Captain.

    • No Soft Flash Git for Captain says:

      07:47pm | 09/03/10

      Maybe he’s on bereavement leave, after all her career just died.

    • Bleary says:

      08:07pm | 09/03/10

      Call me conservative,but the idea of an Australian Cricket Captain,with his collar turned up and stupid writing all over his body,makes me cringe.
      Haddin fits the mould of the style I like,as does Hussey,shame they are a bit long in the tooth.
      Perhaps it is time for an interim captain until someone useful and young comes along (Mitch Marsh maybe?)
      Actually,come to think of it,when was the last bowler to get a guensey?

    • Scott says:

      08:22pm | 09/03/10

      “That’s not the way you want to be playing your cricket and living your life,” says wise old Waugh.
      What he means, of course, is that in the true cricketer’s tradition Pup’s life should be cricket and his family should essentially be ignored for large parts of the year. What a load of rubbish. I grew up with the kids of an Australian cricketer and we were never entirely sure he was a real person, aside from the fact that the guy on TV looked a lot like the guy in hundreds of photos they had plastered on the walls of their home. He’s home a lot more these days, but their relationship is just as distant.
      Not the way you really want to be living your life, is it?

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      09:32pm | 09/03/10

      I agree with you Scott.  100%.  In the first place, this is none of our business to even be discussing their situation, and that includes me.  But I believe Lara is being harassed by certain sections of the media and some cruel and unnecessary remarks about her career are being made at the same time.  I see this as a form of bullying.  Neither Steve Waugh nor any other person has the right to decry Michael for supporting his future wife.  And that’s another issue isn’t it?  Is it my imagination or are there a clique of persons *not* wanting to see this relationship become a marriage and agitating for all they are worth to see it doesn’t?  Just my imagination mind you.  If I was in Michael’s shoes, and while I was here, I would try and get a special dispensation for an early marriage licence, get married and then head off back to NZ to join up with the team - with Lara of course (have the celebration after).  That would shut the naysayers up.  She wouldn’t be there for them to get at her by hanging around her house 24/7 and so on.  I really detest the media when they are on one of these sort of moralistic witch hunts.  The girl has done *nothing* wrong and neither has Michael so could all you naysayers please *stop* frothing at the mouth with indignation.

    • Joseph Cool says:

      01:06pm | 10/03/10

      Julie, you clearly haven’t actually paid any attention to this until today.

      Allegedly, she has been at the centre of a number of confrontations and rifts within the Australian Cricket Team.

      He cannot have a relationship like this and be Test Captain; nobody is forcing him to do either, but he needs to make the choice.

      If he doesn’t want to make the sacrifices, that’s fair enough, but you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

    • Nathan says:

      03:24pm | 10/03/10

      @Julie Coker-Godson, if you’d bothered to read the article you’d know it was Mark Waugh making the comment, not Steve Waugh. I wouldn’t say sleeping with another woman’s husband is doing *nothing* wrong either, but you obviously just don’t get it anyway.

      Scott, being the captain of the Australian cricket team is the pinnacle of sport in this country. Like any high performance occupation, it involves sacrifices. This is the point Waugh is making. Clarke doesn’t have to make these sacrifices, no one is forcing him to do anything. But the point is that if he is not prepared to make any sacrifices he cannot expect to captain his country, or even represent it.

    • GJM says:

      08:29pm | 09/03/10

      Clarke needs to have a lay down in the room of mirrors and wake up and have a good hard look at himself.  This is everything that is wrong with the Australian cricket team… PR / Women’s Day / Sponsors all come first.

      Cricket is the only sport I enjoy seeing the Kiwi’s win at… they have a great attitude.

    • Leonnie Howard says:

      08:30pm | 09/03/10

      I was at a hockey (field) in Brisbane, last week, and a few parents were talking about Ms Bingle, and out came a mobile phone and picture (the real one boobs and all) I asked the man, where did you get that from and it (the photo I saw the real thing) and he said “Can’t tell Ya, Sorry” But at the same time was happy to be a man having it on his mobile phone ready to show others, other blokes around me and then I am sorry but I had to have a look to see he was telling the truth.  Yes he was.. I am sorry Lara and everyone else that has to put up with this problem of some men acting less than our 2 year old boys. Grow up and be men, real men.

    • Wendy says:

      08:14am | 10/03/10

      You are telling men to grow up, yet you had a look.
      The female run magazine said poor Lara, then printed the photos.
      I am not sure that it’s men that are entirely to blame!

    • julia says:

      08:37pm | 09/03/10

      She’s all arse and no class.

      And if Clarke does something like this again, he should be dropped for being stupid and letting a woman make his decisions for him.

    • DoneHisDash says:

      08:37pm | 09/03/10

      Enough time has been wasted on the so called next Australian captain, who clearly puts the job second to what looks like an immature attention seeker.

      I beleive it’s time they looked to Cameron White, who has lead Victoria so well for years now. And thats coming from a New South Welshmen

    • David says:

      08:55pm | 09/03/10

      I wish my tough times were that easy.  I’d be set.

      The both need to just get over themselves.

    • Emma says:

      02:03pm | 10/03/10

      EXACTLY! - Think about the people of Chile & Haiti who have lost their families & homes, now don’t even have food & water!  This is a woman who takes her clothes off for a living, sleeps with married/taken men with no concern for the wives/girlfriends feelings!  Gets $200,000 for her story & then gives the press the finger!  NO CLASS & never again will she have any respect from the Australian public.  PATHETIC and if Clarkie stays with her he deserves what he gets!  How about donating the $200,000 to the people of Chile.  Sell the $300,000 CAR & donate to Haiti!

    • Steve of Cornubia says:

      09:02pm | 09/03/10

      How many ‘Australia’s answer to Posh and Becks’ does that take us to now?

      > rolls eyes <

    • Cooko says:

      09:27am | 10/03/10

      Becks always has and will continue to put the England team first. Clarke is a CUB who refers to himself in the third person - they are poles apart. No comparison.

    • Iz says:

      02:55pm | 10/03/10

      yeah agreed….australia’s posh and becks my arse….bingle is more like paris hilton

    • Abby says:

      10:12pm | 09/03/10

      Lara’s dad died and not long ago and her fiance is there for her. Leave it alone and move on.

    • Toady says:

      10:34pm | 09/03/10

      Now he needs to add a ‘W’ to his tattooed arm and the memory of LB is gone forever.  What a couple of shallow, immature tools….. obsessed with the high life and big cheques.  You can’t buy class.

    • Dave says:

      10:38pm | 09/03/10

      Flipping through Wisden in 2015 I noticed that it had listed:

      2013 Ashes Series, 1st Test at Lords
      England D Australia by Forfeit after Australian Captain Michael Clarke could not make it to the toss on Day 1 as he was required to go handbag shopping with his owner.

    • Paul H says:

      10:56pm | 09/03/10

      Michael Hussey for Captain!! Lara and partner should just disappear into the ether, along with dopes like Paris Hilton.

    • Castro says:

      06:36am | 10/03/10

      I nominate Simon Katich as captain.  Katich signalled his credentials when he grabbed Clarke by the throat after Clarke was whinging about having to sit around in the dressing room drinking beer after a test match victory; he would rather have run off to Lara.  This incident is surely the highlight of Australian cricket over the last few years.

      The second highlight is the headline in the Telegraph on the morning of the Sydney Test. Michael Clarke: “Please don’t hate me because I don’t like beer, don’t drive a ute, and love Lara”.  Sorry, Mike, I will hate you for all those reasons.

    • John Shantraham says:

      10:58pm | 09/03/10

      Scott, but sorry man, it’s not as easy as that.

      I’ve known countless children; of lawyers, doctors, politicians, nurses, teachers (whom, no doubt would share a kindred hatred for my simplisic reduction of them to blog rhetoric) ... who have all to a person suffered the same gnawing hole which is borne from being born to a parent who simply can’t connect.

      it’s as silly to attach that particular “imposition of void” to professional cricketers.  As silly as attaching itto “The Punch bloggers” who post under the assumed name - Scott.

      In answer to you rhetorical question, posed.
      In regards the unfortuante family of the former cricketer; well I truly think they are better off, no matter what in their lives;... then living in the mess that one Ms Bingle and the cricketer have created for themselves…

    • Bleary says:

      11:39pm | 09/03/10

      Speak sense fool

    • Moggy says:

      11:02am | 10/03/10

      Are you Kevin Rudd?? I couldn’t work out what you were saying??

    • Horatio says:

      02:07pm | 10/03/10

      This ain’t no place for Shakespeare!

    • Matthew Dee says:

      11:32pm | 09/03/10

      The entire game of cricket has become a circus with players believing they’re bigger than the game. Well they’re wrong! As a once long time cricket tragic, I have lost all faith and interest in this once great game. It has become nothing more than a circus. Sorry folks I’ve never liked the circus. I’ve taken up flying instead, much more exciting and rewarding.

    • Alistair says:

      12:20am | 10/03/10

      I would love to have seen if Clarke would have done the same is on the Ashes tour whether that me in Australia or over there in England.

      as Lara can’t sort this out her self she has already done a reavling all interview and is taking legal action what could Clrake possible be able to do. this is pathetic from Clrake and he Should get back to the field.

      check out my blog on the matter at:

      http://tinyurl.com/yco3s3s or

      http://www.allsportsrus.blogspot.com

    • Davido says:

      03:27am | 10/03/10

      I think it is nice of him.

      In his defence:
      1. we are only playing NZ. So like who cares. We could have sent the Tassie team over and saved a bit of money while we were at it;

      2. we have a rotation policy - so you could view this as another rotation. If it is going to be on his mind and it is going to affect his cricket why not let him go. I seem to remember not long ago Mitchell Johnson bowling like complete crap because of a media scandal at home;

      3. it gives an opportunity to someone else. Take the opportunity to develop depth in the team. The world cup is sooner than you think and who knows who will be fit to play when it comes around;

      4. he is not currently captain so what is the big deal? If he was captain, then yes it is different but he is not;

      5. how is this so different from any other family emergency;? and

      4. she is hot.

      Have I mentioned she is hot? If it was me, you couldnt actually get me to go on tour in the first place knowing she was at home.

      PS: is there no end to the tall poppy syndrome? Will we forever be trying to tear down people who have shone like we have not?

    • Niki says:

      09:34am | 10/03/10

      How has she shone? Please!!!
      This would all have gone away if she hadn’t decided to sue over a photo of three years ago which has been around the blocks for ages and now she suddenly decides it is an invasion of privacy come one Sounds like Max Markson to me.

    • Pup's in Love says:

      10:03am | 10/03/10

      Davido - congrats, the only rational response in the entire blog (I’ve got too much time on my hands).  Particularly your point that it’s only NZ.  If it was the Ashes, I’m sure LB would never have called- but if she did, I’m sure Pup would have said “suck it up girlfriend - we’re playing England”.

      Pup’s too young to be captain yet - his response to LB is just part of his growing up.  I’m sure if they were married, he wouldn’t have jumped when she called.  Love is blind and she is a hot little thing.  All he’s doing is making sure he lands this squeeze so he can get on with his cricket.  Obviously they’re happy and she’s pleasing him in ways we can only say ‘lucky bloke’.  I say sort it and her out man, so it doesn’t happen again.

    • JJ says:

      08:40am | 11/03/10

      Sorry Davido - she ain’t that hot. Have you had a good look at her huge teeth, strange smile, squishy face - or were you looking at her admittedly great body? She is the epitome of a spoilt little brat and reminds me of all the good looking, narcissistic, bitchy girls that my husband’s friends went out with and some married in their early twenties - most of the guys woke up one day and went “Oh my god, she might look hot, but I can’t stand her” and they all got divorced. This is just Clarke saving time by not having to marry her and then go through the divorce in 5-6 years time. Clarke - go for a Rianna or someone else like her next time - smart, sensible, stable - not some media whore…

    • Steve Turner says:

      04:58am | 10/03/10

      Its hard to believe your all talking about a couple of human beings. How would any of you know what is actually happening behind the scenes.
      Someone as dedicated as Clarke would not return home on a whim.
      I take it you all lead perfect lives.

    • S.L says:

      04:58am | 10/03/10

      I have no opinion on Michael Clarke becoming the next Australian Cricket Captain but have a question. Why has he been earmarked for that position since he earned a baggy green? Ponting too. What made them so special in the selecters eyes over anyone else? I’m not knocking their playing ability either. I’m just curious!
      A story in (I think) the Sunday Telegraph on Lara Bingle mentioned one thing that stuck in my mind. Besides the “where the bloody hell are you” ad she’s never worked. Just been linked to many high profile “celebrities”. There’s no point in knocking the girl when she’s down as obviously her mug in a magazine sells more issues as otherwise paparazi wouldn’t bother and editors wouldn’t pay for their efforts!
      @ John Shantraham. There are many reason anyone uses psuedonyms to blog under, not just the protection of anonymity.
      I use my (real) intitials when writing here as I share my name with a few people (middle name included). So incase any of them read and write to The Punch my “assumed name” saves confusion.

    • H of SA says:

      11:59am | 10/03/10

      I don’t think Ponting was ever ear marked at the start. Near the beggining of Ponting’s career everyone assumed it would be Warne’s job no question (remember he used to take over when Steve Waugh was injured and had a reputation for being very clever and aggressive in his field placements) - then the controversy hit and Shane was never going to be captain…so plan B, Ponting - a brilliant and inspirational leader, as well as committed to the job on and off field (the right choice) but not quite as good a tactician as Warne.

    • Jo says:

      03:48pm | 10/03/10

      Actually she has worked.. she is the face and body of Speedo

    • Davido says:

      04:14pm | 10/03/10

      Yep, Ponting never was earmarked. But he took the opportunity.

    • Marnie says:

      05:11am | 10/03/10

      Bingle didn’t go to New Zealand because nobody knows her there. She couldn’t stand on her balcony to make phone calls and have her photo taken by the media scrum in NZ. She couldn’t raise the finger at them there as though it’s the media’s fault that she has cooked this “crisis” up just to gain money and get in the news. Clarke is just a sad pawn in her manipulations. Bingle is used to men falling at her feet and that won’t ever change. She is a spoiled brat. Clarke has to ask himself, “Do I want to live this type of life with this type of person?” If he’s got any brains, he’ll retrieve his balls from Lara’s handbag and ask for his ring back.

    • BlokesLib says:

      07:02am | 10/03/10

      I must admit there’s no shortage of women out there with similar tactics. Sadly I suspect you may well be correct in this case. I guess we’ll have to wait and see how it plays out.

    • PT says:

      01:26am | 11/03/10

      Have to concur, Marnie. How convenient this whole ‘saga’ has been.. And looking back to the ‘stolen car’ drama, the responses from Bingle / Clark were purely reactive and measured, akin to someone making excuse after excuse to cover the real story. I am highly suspicious of the timing and perceived severity of this recent story and firmly believe there is much more below the surface yet to be disclosed.

    • OzieBill says:

      06:27am | 10/03/10

      Australian batsmen NEVER walk!

      He’s probably organising a photo shoot with one of the trash magazines for squillions.

    • peter warrington says:

      06:41am | 10/03/10

      1. Clarke is being disqualified in some minds from the captaincy, including Ian Chappell. They forget that Ian’s brother played and captained whenever he felt like it.

      2. The selectors are muppets for not naming the squad with Clarke in it and adding a stand-by player. It reeks of them trying to sneak North in and not have to identify who would have NOT toured had Clarke been available. Anything to keep an old hack in, anything to delay the inevitable youthing of the team.

      Smith, Hughes AND White, the unity ticket. Australian cricket has a future.

    • Timmo says:

      06:44am | 10/03/10

      Really everyone, It’s just a game. It’s a game that has strayed far from its roots and has become totally americanized just like footy. If I was Michael Clarke and my girl was being harrassed and stalked by the media I would come home to support her myself. Although cricket is seen as the next thing to the second coming it really is pretty boring, and the commentators are as boring as bat shit. No everyone, cricket is not the holy grail that you make it out to be here. Come and take a naked photo of my girls and see what I do to you arseholes. Cricket as a game is rooted now as haven’t they just put Howard in as the Leader. I would be more concerned about having him there and the International Cricket Board should be under fire for putting a war mongerer in there to run it. That really has dampened my inthusiasm for the game having to see Howards Head sitting there. If there’s any shame to be seen regarding world cricket well that’s it. Talk about Jobs for the Boys. Go Michael a decent young man you are in my eyes. Don’t let the Turkeys get you down.!

    • jamie says:

      07:11am | 10/03/10

      What does Bingle actually do?

      Apart from being talentless?

    • Moggy says:

      11:11am | 10/03/10

      She’s got big teeth & even bigger boobs!! And to the media that means $$$$$$$$$$$!!

    • Rumpleteazer says:

      07:19am | 10/03/10

      I like Posh and Becks, don’t compare these two to them.
      Posh and Becks have style and class and individuality.
      Legendary stuff!

      Bingle and Clarke are so Ho Hum!!

    • Karl says:

      10:45am | 10/03/10

      You’re kidding right.  Talk to any Brit with an ounce of class and they will all tell you that Posh is 100% pure unadulterated CHAV.  Becks was just too dumb to avoid her in the first place.

    • BULMKT says:

      07:17am | 10/03/10

      The mother of all “Gee Ups”

    • Colin Van Der Heide says:

      07:25am | 10/03/10

      Firstly Cricket is a game, unfortunately ruined by turning American style of hype.  Lara Bingle loves one person and that is lara Bingle, she has no morals to have an affair with a married man to start with.  So what right has she got now to jump up and down, claiming she has been exploited, please go to the next cubicle cause there is to much crap running out.  As for Michael, I feel sorry for him but he has to make the altermate desicion and that would be an easy one for me to make.  Get the bloody hell out of here Bingle and take your so called payment from the magazine that published your image (boo hoo).  To see her on the balcony and give the bird, realy nails home her morals and she is a publicity hunter or why would she be on the balcony to start with.  As in cricket, the finger would be raised, you’r out Bingle.

    • BJ says:

      07:32am | 10/03/10

      Lara’s a sook she needs to grow up & handle her ‘career’ herself & Michael Clarke needs to grow up & stop thinking with his penis.

    • Sanchcy says:

      07:46am | 10/03/10

      What would Bradman do?

    • CF says:

      10:22pm | 10/03/10

      And it takes a question like that to show us just how far we’ve fallen…

      Cricket isnt even about cricket anymore :(

    • fox says:

      08:01am | 10/03/10

      If Lara Bingle could bat, maybe i would care. Otherwise it just seems like Lara is making the most of any publicity for Brand Lara

    • Scoop says:

      08:02am | 10/03/10

      Paul Colgan’s article is spot on. One thing: Shane Warne did NOT manage to balance his cricket with his personal life. He was denied the captaincy - a great loss to Australian cricket.

    • Susan says:

      08:31am | 10/03/10

      I cannot believe how much attention the media is giving this pair - and the finger form Bingle? Oh please - how trite that she sits out there, knowing cameras will be on her - and she pulls that little move of recalcitrance.  Australians tend to get bored fairly quickly with petulant has-beens who are doing nothing productive whatsoever with their lives and creating gimmicks to give themselves currency.  I’m fairly stunned that The Punch has chosen to prolong this couple’s marketing. The article might be about “cricket” but it’s yet another thinly veiled “look at us” piece when all is said and done.  I would purge the pair of them from media pieces for a fortnight and see if they can actually come up with something decent to present to the world. But why should they when each day more and more rubbish articles on the same material by an attentive and obviously news starved local media.

    • iansand says:

      08:41am | 10/03/10

      If being the Australian captain is that important the captain should be given one power - the right to have the journalist of his choice spend a day in the stocks in each city in which test cricket is played.  Imagine throwing rotten fruit at Peter Roebuck for a day!!!

    • Lee says:

      08:50am | 10/03/10

      Yes Lara is happy to pose for nude photos and so on, but that’s completely irrelevant to a) having a photo taken when you don’t want it to (ie this shower photo) and b) having that photo distributed.

      But I’ll be honest and say I have no sympathy for her whatsoever, she screwed around with a married man and gave no thought to his family.  What goes around comes around.

    • acker says:

      08:54am | 10/03/10

      Perhaps Lara and Fev should get back together….

      Mrs Lara Fevola has a nice bogan like ring about it

    • Mark says:

      09:24am | 10/03/10

      Sigh.
      All this Clarke bashing. He has not uttered a public word about the photo to my knowledge. In doing so he has shown to be a class above all the wise people above who call his fiance trash and then claim he isn’t fit to be captain. Get a grip.
      Oh and the Katich thing? My recolection was he asked for the song to be sung around 10 o’clock in the night after the “boys” were half pissed. In Katich’s case it was fully pissed. Now I am a dry alcoholic of 18 months so no wowser but in my estimation not wanting to get s$%tfaced and sing a song at 1am after you win a game of sport could be seen to be a good example don’t we all think? And rememebr this great “tradition” (lol) was started only a 10-15 years ago as a consistent winning coda. It is not exactly trashing a huge tradtion here to not want to get pissed and sing a song with expletives in it in the early morning that hasn’t been around for that long. The Don I am sure would not give a stuff.
      So basically come down of your high horse. The kid has talent and a cricket brain. He is consistently one of our better performers and has some class. By the looks he has taken time to sort his personal life. Don’t we all wish Mitchell had been that mature in the last Ashes and chosen to take a break?
      M Clarke (c) is perfectly fine by me and he will do the country proud.

    • Niki says:

      09:29am | 10/03/10

      He may have a cricket brain but anyone with half a brain can see she is a publiucity seeker.

    • Mark says:

      10:00am | 10/03/10

      Hi Niki.
      So what?

    • peter warrington says:

      12:41pm | 10/03/10

      no. Johnson’s “form” has been hysterically blown out of proportion by the batting mafia. the ashes were lost due to north’s impersonation of a snail at cardiff; hussey, ponting, clarke, north and haddin collapsing at Edgo, Lords and the Oval; and a bit of bad luck and umpiring.

      lay off the bowlers!

      hussey is the one who needed the break. a permanent one.

    • Super D says:

      09:23am | 10/03/10

      Lara needs to think about balance.  Michael will be doing some mental calculations at the moment.  On one hand he will be weighing up Lara’s hotness and the fun they have together.  On the other hand he will be considering what a pain in the ass she can be.  Lara needs to tip the scales back to the fun side before Michaal fins the same fun without the baggage somewhere else.

    • sm says:

      09:33am | 10/03/10

      oh for goodness sake. These people are overpaid, overindulged and famous for doing NOTHING. (Apologies to Michael…i am referring to his partner). The media should be ashamed for being sucked in like this… its all spin and PR and the media is falling for it hook line and stinker. We, the mere audience, are left to shake our heads at the stupidity and vapidness of it all…. perhaps as an audience we get the media we deserve and all the accompanying rubbish it feeds us…. turn off i say and leave them to it…..

    • Johnnyboy says:

      09:42am | 10/03/10

      His only excuse should be that he’s come home to ‘personally’ dump her.

    • CoCo says:

      09:46am | 10/03/10

      Clarke’s batting average pre-Bingledom: 42.00, Clarke’s batting average in Bingledom: 56.60.  Is she worth the psychic pain, and 14 runs an innings?

    • Rosie says:

      09:55am | 10/03/10

      I propose that Lara moves on to Brian Lara and becomes Lara Lara.  Or Lara Bingle-Lara. Jeez I’m bored with this whole schamozzle.

    • Sam Chowder says:

      10:20am | 10/03/10

      Don’t put thoughts into her head - there’s one there already

    • Rizzo says:

      02:37pm | 10/03/10

      When I was younger a “BINGLE” was slang for a car accident or any crash for that matter.

    • bob h says:

      09:59am | 10/03/10

      Becks was the worlds most famous person a few years back, model looks and an international sporting track record.  Posh was an international pop sensation.  There would be very few countries that know what cricket is, let alone a minor player in it.  Lara Bingle wore a bikini at the end of an advert in a failed tourism campaign, more big brother than big time.

    • Maz says:

      10:20am | 10/03/10

      Bingle probably begged him to come home from NZ, being ‘so distressed’. He then may have found out she was allegedly payed $200.000 for ‘her side of the story’ by some mag. Can’t be that distressed when still able to think of financial deals. She is getting what she deserves in my opinion, homewrecker. Claimed she didn’t know Fevola was married, yet claims have been made saying she sent text messages to him saying she was disappointed he was going back to his wife!!!!! Very grubby.

    • margaret mogford says:

      10:38am | 10/03/10

      Lara Bingle has no class whatever {hence the finger gesture to the media} a real classy person would have NOT done that M. Clarke is so far in advance of her he should get rid of her and find himself a REAL lady hope he does and very soon.

    • jack says:

      10:43am | 10/03/10

      a few years ago and English cricketer didn’t come on a tour of Aus because he had some problems at home. At the time an old cricketing mate of mine said,

      Jeez, that’s the very time you do go on tour. You pack pack your bags, give her a peck on the cheek, say ‘I know we should really talk this through, and I promise we will when I get back in the spring, cheers love’.

      Clarke needs a bit more of that attitude.

    • Moggy says:

      10:44am | 10/03/10

      Why didn’t Bingle go to NZ with michael to get away from all the fuss here?? I smell a case of “Any publicity is good publicity” & us Aussies lap it up like thirsty dogs.

    • Oscar Madison says:

      10:56am | 10/03/10

      They are more like Australia’s Frank Burns & Matrgaret ‘Hotlips’ Hoolihan from M.A.S.H. - Clarke and Burns are nearly twins. David Beckham is a professional sportsman

    • Fred says:

      11:08am | 10/03/10

      Ricky ponting had problems when he first come on to the scene, and has become better for it.
      If Clarke can drop this moron, he will be better for it

    • Bruno says:

      11:23am | 10/03/10

      why is the media in general supporting him on this, why is he not being called Little Mikey for not sticking by his fiance, considering breaking up over something that occurred before they were together, i mean wasn’t she as a young single woman free to enjoy her life, shouldn’t he be a man and get over her past, amazing what being the captain in waiting for australia’s most recognisable sporting team can do

    • Amy says:

      11:30am | 10/03/10

      I don’t have a problem with him returning home, what I have a problem with is (if the reports are to be believed) that he left and several of his teammates were unaware he had even gone! Surely the least the man who clearly thinks of himself as Australia’s next captain could have done was gather the team together and explain to them he had to deal with some issues and he was leaving camp. Are they a team or not??

    • Jackie says:

      11:34am | 10/03/10

      Clarke and Bingle have sickingly aspired to be the ‘Posh and Becks of Australia’ since their conception. Well they got what they wanted. I hope they enjoy the fruits of all their hard work.

    • Mark says:

      12:49pm | 10/03/10

      Proof?
      Or you just like sticking the knife in while they are down. You seem to have followed them closely though. Not sure what that says about you as you obviously like being sickened.

    • Carl says:

      11:38am | 10/03/10

      Clarkey: Ditch the whore and move on. If she wants cheap publicity “donate” her to Cronulla for their entertainment. It’s one of the few sports she hasn’t banged her way through yet anyway.

    • jmac says:

      11:37am | 10/03/10

      They’re just boobs…sheesh

      She posed nude for GQ magazine a few years ago too, and they are all over the internet for years.

      A big PR stunt, possibly going sour.

    • H of SA says:

      11:40am | 10/03/10

      Slightly off topic, and no slight on Lara here but this has bothered me for a while.

      Remember how Ms. Bingle first came to our attention through the “where the bloody hell are ya add?” and the controversy was over that line.

      Am I the only one who thought the real controversy was that Tourism Australia had decided to promote our country by putting an (at the time) 18 year old girl in a bikini? Given that tourism is usually pitched to older/wealthier demographics.

      To me it was saying, hey old rich guys - come to Australia and our teenage girls will sleep with you…..it was a bit…..distasteful

    • Jenny Franco says:

      11:41am | 10/03/10

      Michael Clarke is a great cricketer but in his personal life is now showing maybe he is not a man but a pathetic wimp. His ‘handbag’, may I call her “Lara Bungle” has only achieved publicity because of the ‘Personalities’ she has attached herself too. Michael get rid of this expensive boofhead bimbo and find a quality ‘Lady’ with both character and class as most other cricketers wives and girlfriends.

    • Franco Zola says:

      11:41am | 10/03/10

      Play a game of cricket or be around Bingles charms ..... no contest

    • sumguy says:

      11:56am | 10/03/10

      there is a lot more going on than just the nood pic…  from what ive herd from people close to the situation is mr clarke likes to micro manage is personal affairs and impose sum wacky rules on his misses more suited to a 15 year old daughter even than your wife to be. this has been brewing for a while i fully expect the media to blame bingle mostly cause she does not play cricket..  incoming divorce me thinks

    • Bryan says:

      12:02pm | 10/03/10

      The story with Bingle has been given far too much air. Ther are more important things in this world than Bingle and her amobic personal life. As far as Clarke goes, it is better that the ACB found out sooner rather than later the commitment and loyality that Clarke has for his team mates. As far as him being the next Captain of the Australian side goes - I would suggest he has 2 chances. Buckley’s and None.

    • Zeta says:

      12:07pm | 10/03/10

      This is what you deserve. Vapid, careless celebrities, trivia and ignorance. Go back to sleep Australia your Corporate Overlords are in control. Here’s another Max Markson product to keep you fat and stupid. Here, shovel more models into the media furnace and rub their ash on your face to stay young. Create another fake hero whose only heroic act is hand eye co-ordination and watch him fall to fill more stadiums, sell more ad space, eat more innovative experimental hamburgers, pour more sponsored beer down your throats, drown in your sacherine child protective brain shields, black spraypaint over your third eyes and beat your heads against the broken fourth walls of reality television, break another Bingle and send her back to the drone factory for another one, another advertisement star, breed another generation of competitors to sell more energy drinks, now children, it’s time for recess, please roll up your sleeves…

    • Rizzo says:

      02:15pm | 10/03/10

      Wow Zeta ,I love your clarity of thought, will you marry me?

    • John A Neve says:

      02:44pm | 10/03/10

      Zeta,

      That’s pretty harsh, I hope you are’nt aiming at your fellow Australians?
      After all, now Little John has taken crickets reins, all will be well, he might even put a saddle on Lara.

    • Bob H says:

      09:00pm | 11/03/10

      Fantastic Zeta sheer poetry - quality venom, a premership SCOB. 
      You need your own blog

    • TC says:

      12:29pm | 10/03/10

      Half these cricketers are little prima donna powder puffs. Theyre good at finger pointing and behaving like spoiled kids but go missing when it comes to selflessness and leadership. Clarke is not only a little glory boy with his trophy girl but is now a hypocrite after his role in the exclusion of Roy Symonds.

    • stiffy says:

      12:45pm | 10/03/10

      Clarke has till the end of season 2011/12 to get his life sorted out if he wants to be the Australian Captain. This is the second most important leadership position in the country to many Australians. Selectors are likely to be reluctant to give Ponting a third chance at losing the Ashes (once they are regained next summer) on the following return tour to England.

      Apart from Clarke’s proneness to injury the selectors will now need to seriously think about ‘the Bingle problem’ as well.

      Flings with a married low life AFL player, claims of trysts with surf champions while Clarke was on tour, restaurant blowups and rudeness together with her being friends of Kings Cross nightclub owners who have criminal underworld connections. All these indicate poor judgement for the potential partner of the Australian Cricket captain.

      To say nothing of her obvious dislike and lack of understanding of the game and how teams function. Often resulting in aftergame arguments at grounds around Australia.

      All this leads to disruptions and distractions that an Australian Cricket Captain and heir apparent cannot have.

    • Judy says:

      12:58pm | 10/03/10

      What I would like to know, is in what universe or time warp can you compare the celebrity status of pup and bingle to that of posh and becks - sorry in the world I live in, they are not even in the ball park where this is concerned - they do not have the same wealth or power - I am sure posh and beck are going “who the f**k are they” whilst apart from someone living under a rock the beckhams are in the true sense of the word - famous! please stop referring to these people as the posh and becks of australia, cos they are clearly not. Michael I admire you for sticking by your woman, but mate she is a total loser - look at who she has been involved with, where is bob the plumber - no every one of them has been a celebrity, so I am forced to think that she would “do” anyone who could advance her career. I for one, believe this whole controversy has been orchestrated by her and her management team and if I did have any respect for her (which I certainly don’t) its gone because she has sold herself willingly for the publicity to the magazine which published the humiliating (yeh right) picture of her in the first place. Sorry Lara, you need to get your head out of your bum and realise, the australian public have very little or no sympathy for someone who plays the game and when it doesn’t go their way, takes their bat and ball and goes home - stop being such a sook and fade off into the sunset - do pup a favour and get out of his life and get some respect back

    • Jenny Franco says:

      02:17pm | 10/03/10

      To: TC and STIFFY Great comments, very interesting reading.

    • Macon Paine says:

      02:17pm | 10/03/10

      Just saw a removalist van parked outside their flat….....

    • acker says:

      02:43pm | 10/03/10

      Was Fev driving it ?.......perhaps Vossy was with him to lend a hand

    • Tony Joyce says:

      03:22pm | 10/03/10

      Posh and Becks. You mean the next grossly over paid, grossly over publicized and totally moronic waste of space.

    • Lorraine says:

      04:06pm | 10/03/10

      And I thought that sport was the most important thing in Australia. Thank God for Pup and Lara… but let’s not let them be too important either. Who gives a….

    • chuzoo says:

      03:38pm | 10/03/10

      hmmm….and although the situation was different i guess all the knockers would have bagged Glen mc grath for looking after his wife in stead of helping oz with cricket glory.  as i see it most of the footy fraternity wouldn’t know ‘faithful’ from fruitbat and lara unfortunately fell for the old line and the scumbag footy player,
      As regards ‘the finger’ I think most of us would be cranky if we had the media ghouls outside our houses 24/7 and you couldn’t even go out for an icecream/bottle of milk etc without being hounded.
      How many of us have done something unwise when young and regretted it later?
      Congrats to Michael Clarke for being a real man and being there for her

    • Joseph Cool says:

      08:55am | 11/03/10

      It’s pretty disgusting to compare Jane McGrath and her cancer battle to this.

    • Dr Gaye Barr says:

      03:42pm | 10/03/10

      Isn’t it more likely that Cricket Australia has directed Clarke to come back and sort it out in the interests of dissociating themselves from the whole pathetic affair?

    • Peter says:

      03:42pm | 10/03/10

      Brendon Fevola is the real victim in this. Lara and Max were on a money making exercise that has blown up in their face… This is karma….

    • Terry OBeirne says:

      03:51pm | 10/03/10

      Our coach at Boolaroomamula used to say ‘’ Never let anybody get your middle stump’’    Old Cobber.

    • Carly says:

      04:20pm | 10/03/10

      Way to miss the point people…it’s the media that pushes her onto us…it isn’t even her or her parasite manager…it’s the editors of “newspapers” like this that are trying to make her more than what she can ever be!

      Right now…she is being used to cover the murder perpetrated by Israel using Aussie passports…surely we as a Nation need aswers on that issue…it’s state sponsored terrorism…and they are using our identities to do it!

    • Liz says:

      05:58pm | 10/03/10

      Lara has just become a pawn to her new “male” manager, who is the one manipulating this.

      Not Lara.

      So it is a man, who is threatening the men.

      A master manipulator using Lara.

      Unfortunately he has killed her off as some one who we felt some empathy for.

      Clarkey feels the same way too.

      Celebrity can go both ways.

    • Joseph Cool says:

      08:51am | 11/03/10

      Hi Liz,

      Being female invalidates the concept of personal responsibility now?

    • rebecca says:

      08:11pm | 10/03/10

      Amazing… Why is it that Lara is so “distraught” about this “nude shower” pic, when her beautiful nude body is all over the internet, magazines and other media! Could this be that she was snapped “O Natural” no airbrushing, makeup etc.. If she did not “go public” on this one half of Australia and possibly the world would have been none the wiser. Lara ended up circulating it to the extreme!
      And $200,000 to sell her story when it has all been seen before! I hope she donates that to a charity! How many people have been snapped in awkward situations men and women? They can’t whine (as there would be no pot of gold in it for them). If I were Lara (I would be blessed smile and proud) I would be more “embarrassed” that the world knows I dated “Fev”!!! Come on Lara. Get on with life and move on. Only 22 yrs old Yes, but remember she has had professional snaps of this caliber done before… I actually like Lara. Fev is an arrogant THUG and a womanizer. Hopefully this will make people think about their actions!

 

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