In 1965 the smash hit Broadway musical The Odd Couple debuted to rave reviews. The musical chronicled the lives of two completely different men, Oscar Madison and Felix Ungar, as they shared the same New York house. 

Needs a musical score for this pair to make sense

Fast forward to 2011 and Federal Parliament is witnessing its own version of the Odd Couple; Bob Brown and Tony Abbott metaphorically sharing the same Canberra house.

They may not be living together and sharing the housework but they are teaming up to form a grand alliance to oppose Government legislation.

The first act was the Greens and the Liberals teaming up to vote down the Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme legislation in the Senate.

It will be remembered as one of history’s great hypocrisies that a party of climate change scepticism combined with a party defined by its core environmental values to defeat laws that would protect the environment.

And who can forget their second performance; the preference deal in the Federal seat of Melbourne during the 2010 election that saw Liberal preferences elect the Greens to the House of Representatives. 

No matter how you spin it, the odd couple has made decisions that their respective constituencies cannot be happy about.
How many Greens voters would be happy that legislation to protect the environment was voted down by the Greens in partnership with the Liberals?

How many Liberals would be happy their preferences ultimately elected a Greens member of the House of Representatives?

Whether it’s working together to vote down the CPRS or working together to elect the Greens member to the House of Representatives, the Greens and Liberals have formed a grand alliance to bring progress in this country to a shuddering halt, albeit for different reasons.

And now they could be back for an encore performance to block amendments to Australia’s Migration Act. The proposed amendments support the principle that Executive Government can transfer irregular maritime arrivals to an offshore processing facility.

It’s nothing new or out of the ordinary but the odd couple could once again join forces to prevent these amendments passing, going against the expert advice and practical experience.

We should not be surprised if the odd couple vote against these amendments. Past actions help us predict future behaviour and the past actions of the odd couple suggests they vote together and put their own partisan interests first.

Marriages of convenience make for good Broadway musicals but make for lousy policy and rancid politics which only serve to ignore the broader public interest.

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    • acotrel says:

      05:43am | 16/09/11

      Tony and Bobby are getting chummy ? I wonder if they will formalise their relationship ?

    • nihonin says:

      10:41am | 16/09/11

      Why would Bob jump ship acotrel, the Labor party are bending over backwards (sometimes forwards) just nicely, thank you very much.

    • Felipe says:

      12:58pm | 16/09/11

      Are you also raising this question with your much loved PM and her boyfriend to formalise their relationship?  It’s about time!

      All of a sudden it is Tony and Bob is it?  Where were you Nick Champion when Bob Brown asked for The Australian and The Daily Telegraph inquiry and the never in my government Carbon tax?  You and the rest of ALP are HYPOCRITES!  No wonder the ALP is in trouble as admitted by your leader in today’s papers.  You should stop personally attacking Tony Abbott and instead do something about your governing style.  Try to be truthful for a change and stop spinning.  Listen to the people for a change and put this carbon tax through an election before you damage Australia.

    • TimB says:

      06:08am | 16/09/11

      LOL

      Tell me Nick, exactly which party is helping keep your incompetent mob in Government at the moment? How many people in YOUR voter base are horrified at the concessions you’ve made to keep that alliance?

      Marraiges of convenience indeed.

      *chuckles*

    • Nathan says:

      06:52am | 16/09/11

      So are you denying what was said was wrong?

      They may be incompetent but better than Abbott in charge. You got to love when he can’t even get his costings right for an election campaign or his response to the “carbon tax” would result in a worse outcome than what is being put forward, or an opposition treasurer who is completely incompetent. And they are such a better option?

      Both sides are rubbish the only person i would have any faith in is Turnbull but he has to much of a social agenda for the Libs to have him on top again

      *chuckles*

    • Adam Diver says:

      07:41am | 16/09/11

      Unbelievable, simply unbelievable.

      I wish I could laugh Tim, but this type of idiocy, infuriates me. I think I need some valium.

      How can the author talk about hypocrisy without missing the most glaring example of recent history in his own words. I have to lie down now.

    • acotrel says:

      08:27am | 16/09/11

      @TimB
      ‘Tell me Nick, exactly which party is helping keep your incompetent mob in Government at the moment?’
      TONY ABBOTT !

    • jf says:

      08:44am | 16/09/11

      acotrel says:08:27am | 16/09/11

      ‘Tell me Nick, exactly which party is helping keep your incompetent mob in Government at the moment?’“TONY ABBOTT !”

      How so acotrel?

    • nihoninn says:

      08:50am | 16/09/11

      Touche’ and point to acotrel.

    • TimB says:

      08:55am | 16/09/11

      @ Acotrel:

      1. Tony Abbott is not a party.
      2. I wasn’t aware that Labor had made concessions to Tony for his support.
      3. You remain, as always, an embarrassment to yourself.

    • PsychoHyena says:

      12:28pm | 16/09/11

      @TimB, but Abbott put Labor into power by not making deals with the independents and the Greens. Whatever his reasons Abbott has to take partial blame for any errors the Government makes, either he let them take power in order that they screw Australia over so badly no-one votes for them or he put them in power because he was unwilling to compromise. Either way Abbott is partly responsible, but then you lot don’t like to think about that do you?

    • TimB says:

      01:26pm | 16/09/11

      Yes Hyena, sure.

      It’s Abbott’s fault that Tony Windsor has a pathological hatred of his ex-National’s colleagues.

      It’s Abbott’s fault that Rob Oakeshott is a self-absorbed twit.

      It’s Abbott’s fault that Bandt would *never* back a Coalition covernment over Labor.

      And apparently somehow if this government fails miserably though it’s own ineptitude, that’s Abbott’s fault too.

      I bet you’re not too big on personal responsibility are you?

      BTW just so you know Abbott also:

      - Stole your newspaper this morning.
      - Was the guy who cut you off in traffic on your way to work.
      - Is responsible for why petrol prices are so high.
      - Masterminded the September 11 attacks.
      - Was hanging around a grassy knoll in Dallas on Nov 12 1963.
      - Kicked a puppy.

    • Adam Diver says:

      01:26pm | 16/09/11

      “but Abbott put Labor into power”

      With logic like that it is obvious that you are Malcolm Farr commenting under an avatar.

      That has to be the dumbest comment of the day, particularly any responsibility he must take for thier f**k ups. I assume you would give him credit if the ALP/greens ever achieved something useful.

      Also I need to thank Kim Beasley, and Mark Latham for putting the LNP into power, because obviously the voting public has no say.

    • RyaN says:

      02:04pm | 16/09/11

      Its acotrel people, he believes Tony Abbott causes every worldwide disaster and is personally responsible for cancer, aging and death.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      06:13am | 16/09/11

      Umm, no the original CPRS legislation was bad legislation just as this carbon tax is bad legislation. In the original CPRS legislation, the scheme was overly generous to polluters in terms of permits. In this carbon tax scheme, compensation to the public mitgates the usefulness of the tax as a mechanism of behavior change as well providing a providing a mechanism of wealth redistribution in much the same manner as John Howard’s building of the middle class family welfare state provided wealth redistribution from single and childless couples to middle class families.
      Therein lies the ultimate and fundamental flaw of the Greens- their environnmental values may conflict with their social values. A true environmental party would be anti immigration and anti refugee since the import of people to a high consumption lifestyle in a marginal environment such as Australia must by definition have a large impact upon the environment. In fact you can’t be “Green” without a population policy limiting or stabilizing population growth and none of the political parties have a population policy beyond “Big Australia”.

    • Nathan says:

      07:10am | 16/09/11

      To say the greens should be anti immigration is a really odd comment. The greens website says “The Greens are dedicated to promoting a fair, prosperous and sustainable future.” Did you pick up on the sustainable future hell i don’t even vote greens but felt that comment was wrong. You can grow and protect the environment

      What is considered as Large?

    • Disraeli says:

      07:56am | 16/09/11

      Uh. The defeated CPRS was as cobbled together by Labor and Liberal, before Minchin exerted his “authority”.

      If it* was* bad, then Turnbull and his supporters share the responsibility.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      08:11am | 16/09/11

      @Nathan- Since Environmental Impact is a result of population size times rate of consumption of resources times rate of environmental degredation, an increase of any one of the three variables will increase the environmental impact. Since Australia is a constant marginal environment in terms of rainfall, topsoil, vegetation etc. the only two variables you can affect are population size and rate of consumption of resources. High immigration and high consumption lifestyle have a high environmental impact. It is these two factors the Greens should be addressing

    • TimB says:

      08:17am | 16/09/11

      “If it* was* bad, then Turnbull and his supporters share the responsibility.”

      Yes they do.

      You might have noticed that Turnbull isn’t the Liberal leader anymore. You’ve just stumbled onto one of the main reasons why.

    • Barry says:

      08:41am | 16/09/11

      @Nathan
      The problem with developing a sustainable future is that we don’t know the future.  Sustainability is meant to meet the needs of the present without compromising the ability of future generations to also meet their needs.  How can you develop sustainability when you can not predict the needs of the future?  It’s almost of a paradoxical nature.  The most logical decision here is to limit population growth to a manageable figure.  There is much focus upon developing sustainable energy, but Australia’s real problem is water.  Do we really possess the necessary infrastructure to support a growing population, if we experience reduced rainfall across Australia such as many climate models predict?  This would mean more pressure upon our already depleted water sources, and we struggle enough in our current situation.  There is a possibility we may not experience reduced rainfall, and our water supplies will support our population with ease.  For this scenario though, caution seems the most logical approach, and therefore limiting population growth would be an obvious policy for an environmental party to hold.  Of course, this is another of the Greens major flaws, they possess qualification in law, not environmental science.

    • Disraeli says:

      10:29am | 16/09/11

      Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

      Enough with the cutesy, inaccurate swipes thanks, TimB.

      What part of “before Minchin exerted his “authority”. ” are you affecting not to get?

      Gotta fly

    • Nathan says:

      06:24am | 16/09/11

      I can’t wait to he what one eyed naive comment Erick makes about this one. Come on mate don’t leave me waiting

    • Spikey says:

      06:35am | 16/09/11

      Didn’t Bob Brown actually sign a marriage licence with Julia?  I think it’s a bit rich trying to imply Abbott has the cosy relationship with the Green.  Julia dances to their tune!

      What is telling is that Labor can’t get the policies right - and that’s why, on occasion, both The Coalition and Green vote down Labor’s ridiculous schemes.  It should happen more often!

    • Nathan says:

      07:13am | 16/09/11

      Abbott just has cosy relationships with nutters like alan Jones.

    • TimB says:

      07:32am | 16/09/11

      Yes Nathan. Because Alan Jones is in parliament and can vote on legislation just like Bob Brown and his Green gaggle of goons. Right?

      *eyeroll*

    • acotrel says:

      08:47am | 16/09/11

      @TimB
      Some of our pollies dance to Murdoch’s tune which is conveyed by Alan Jones. Keith was a self-styled king maker, and so is Rupert ! The question should be - ‘who rules the world? ” ! !

    • James In Footscray says:

      06:55am | 16/09/11

      And here I was, thinking it was the ALP chasing the Greens and the Libs for votes.

    • Q says:

      07:07am | 16/09/11

      Marriage of convenience?  Only someone with a union background would write such drivel.
      The self-preserving “marriage of convenience” that further wrecked an already incompetent Labor Party, disenfranchised the majority of the Australian population, made the Lodge and the position of Australian Prime Minister a laughing stock, wasted billions of our taxpayer dollars at the same time throwing open our borders for any freeloader who chooses to take advantage of us - is the Bob Brown/Independents/No-Carbon-under-the-government-I-Lead-Gillard /Union hacks marriage.
      This unholy marriage will be recorded in history as the most disliked, selfish, incompetent, grotesquely allied political foursome of all time.

    • jf says:

      07:19am | 16/09/11

      Wow. What an astonishing own goal.

      I would have thought that someone who has done nothing with his life other than politics would have a far better radar than this.

    • Adam Diver says:

      07:43am | 16/09/11

      Its sad, when politicians can’t even get the politics right. WHat does that leave them in terms of skills…

    • Huey says:

      07:32am | 16/09/11

      Nick,Nick, Nick Nick, Nick! is there a word for an own goal while shooting yourself in the foot after having crapped on the carpet in your bedroom? Fool!

    • TimB says:

      07:56am | 16/09/11

      I’m sure the Germans have one.

    • Lapun says:

      09:57am | 16/09/11

      “Marriages of convenience make for good Broadway musicals but make for lousy policy and rancid politics which only serve to ignore the broader public interest.”
      Oh Nick, the Angry Ant!  Are you a secretive comedian looking for a new profession after the next election?  What on Earth is a “marriage of Convenience” if it isn’t the current mess you people call an ‘elected governement’

    • nihonin says:

      07:36am | 16/09/11

      Only Marriage of Convenience I see is the one between Labor, Independents and the Greens.  Are you worried the missus might run off, that would be very inconvenient, wouldn’t it.  The Greens will only vote against you, when legislation doesn’t fit their policy, I wouldn’t worry too much, they’re not going to give up the power they now have, by voting against all policy tabled in Parliament..

    • Disraeli says:

      08:10am | 16/09/11

      Mmm. What Champion says is true enough, but so what? What’s the point of this piece, other than a less than sparkling morning trot down Memory Lane for a backbencher?

      Labor is in Government by Green support - however difficult that might be, this piece hardly seems to make a sensible contribution or critique.

      Sigh. For any future Punch article like this the Member for Wakefield might have in mind, there are just two words he might want to remember:

      Steve Fielding.

    • Matt says:

      08:39am | 16/09/11

      It’s a bit silly to assume the Greens will vote for any environmental/green policy - even bad ones…. The fact they voted the CRPS down because it was bad policy seems to have escaped you and your effort to make them seem anti-Green based on choosing good or bad policy is puerile.

    • majority says:

      08:39am | 16/09/11

      Nick, I think head office is going to want to have a word with you.

    • scubasteve says:

      08:47am | 16/09/11

      Hmmm.  “Blame Tony” doesn’t seem to be diffusing the heat from our glaring incompetence.
      Lets ‘blame tony AND bob’.

    • MD says:

      08:52am | 16/09/11

      The LNP was a marriage of convenience to begin with, and is now a neccessity for them to survive at a federal level.

    • Dave C says:

      07:34pm | 16/09/11

      Oh how ignorant of Australian political history are you. The Nationals (originally the country party) started in 1922. They have always been in Coalition since then with the major Conservative party, First the UAP then when the UAP collapsed in the 1940s from 1944 with the Liberals. Tell me I assume you know the political situation in 1922 do you, how was it a marriage of convenience? Since then the two parties have worked together for almost 70 years, 43 of them in Government.

      As a result people know of “The Coalition” as the Libs and Nats, in QLD this was formalized into 1 party the LNP (and this should happen across the country too, and its only ALP supporters who would say otherwise) people know this when they vote.

      What people didnt know is that the ALP under Gillard would do a deal with The Greens, it was not known before the election and just like the “No Carbon tax under a govt I lead” promise if people knew that Gillard would get into bed (politically speaking nothing else meant) with the Greens then many would not have voted for her in the first place, and by many I mean enough that would have meant the Libs and Nats (who everyone knows about and has known since 1944 let me repeat) would be in Govt now.

      Despite all of that I have written above the author of this article some how tried to link the Libs and the Greens, pathetic really.

    • Seagull says:

      08:54am | 16/09/11

      Based on the outrage and defensiveness of the conservative posters, I’d say you hit a nerve.
      Good Work Nick.
      Anything that irritates conservatives is OK by me.

    • Disraeli says:

      09:36am | 16/09/11

      Uh. Count me out of your sweeping assumptions, ta very much.

      Call it as I see it, Left or Right.

      And for the record, yes, I’m Left, as if it mattered. It’s a poor piece.

    • Kipling says:

      09:20am | 16/09/11

      Probably of little import but the Odd Couple was a play, not a musical…

      Of course, I get the comparison, politics after all is acting for ugly people, although not a single one of the script writers is in the same league as Neil Simon.

    • Anna C says:

      09:31am | 16/09/11

      “The Greens and Liberals have formed a grand alliance to bring progress in this country to a shuddering halt, albeit for different reasons.”

      The only people bringing progress to a shuddering halt in this country are Labor, the Greens and the Independents. We would all be better off without them and we will be, come the next election.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      10:24am | 16/09/11

      Nick
       
      if two such philosphically opposed parties combine to vote down legislation, surely it should tell you something about the quality of, and reasoning behind , the legislation and the competence of those by whom it was drafted. 
       
      Does the word asinine ring any bells over there at Malfunction Junction?

    • Brisbane Bryn says:

      10:46am | 16/09/11

      Nice try Nick… I started reading the article like you were serious then got to the end and realised it was a comedy piece.

      I think your lot formed the rainbow alliance with the Greens and the indis, as much as the ALP are trying to distance themselves from the Green the Carbon Tax, price, plan, fee or what ever its call was driven by the Greens. As clearly spelled out by Christine Milne.

    • Ross says:

      10:52am | 16/09/11

      Good to see you trying a new job Nick ,outside of politics as your going to need it. Maybe you could go on the pension, and some arse half ,similar to yourself ,could quarantine it as you could not be trusted to spend your own money. Anyway as i’m in your electrate ,let me tell you why you lost me . First your treatment of people less well off than yourself,next your treatment animals with the live export trade. If thats what the ALP now stands for i’ll vote green .

    • right turn only says:

      01:57pm | 16/09/11

      Are Tony Abbott and Bob Brown really just dumb blondes or just average Australians?

    • thatmosis says:

      02:39pm | 16/09/11

      I sent acrotrel to the “do not answer department” months agao and my life has been better for it. I suggest that other people do the same as he makes one wonder as to the mental state of the person behind the name and its scary. Jooliar Good-Abbott Bad is about the tate of most of his posts so why bother.

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      02:41pm | 16/09/11

      Well you rancid child, they don’t think it is right to sell refugees to Malaysia for caning.

      And you are a sick, twisted little turd.

      It’s time the children in the house grew up.  If anyone wants to see how pathetic they are read the hansard from the senate yesterday.

      We do not trade humans into slavery, That is the legislation this vile little coward is whinging about but refuses to state.

      When the high court rules that we have obligations you fitlhy piece of crap we take that on board, we don’t try and abrogate those obligations again by trying to change the law.

      Nick is a lying humbug and he needs to be condemned for this crap.

      Of course if Abbott formed a “grand alliance” with the ALP to buy and sell humans this vile piece of rubbish would love him.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      03:36pm | 16/09/11

      Ummm, no. Australians didn’t vote for an activist High Court that wants to override the intention of Australian government legislation thereby creating a different legislation. If the Australian government has to pass new legislation to override it so be it. At least we’ll have legislation that is passed by parliament and not created by the High Court. Of course the the LNP should join forces with the ALP to pass this legislation. It is in the national interest and their political interest to do so.

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      04:06pm | 16/09/11

      The High court did no such thing, the high court can only interpret the law and our obligations as they stand.  make no mistake, this is what all those parents in our parliament want to push out of the law.


      The Conference,
      considering that the unity of the family, the natural and fundamental
      group unit of society, is an essential right of the refugee, and that such
      unity is constantly threatened, and
      with satisfaction that, according to the official commentary of the
      ad hoc Committee on Statelessness and Related Problems (E/1618, p. 40),
      the rights granted to a refugee are extended to members of his family,
      noting
      Governments to take the necessary measures for the protec-
      tion of the refugee’s family especially with a view to:
      (1)    Ensuring that the unity of the refugee’s family is maintained particu-
      larly in cases where the head of the family has fulfilled the necessary
      conditions for admission to a particular country,
      (2)    The protection of refugees who are minors, in particular unaccompanied
      children and girls, with special reference to guardianship and adoption.
      They are trying to write out the most essential and basic law of refugees, the right to be with their family members, the fact that if the dad is a refugee so are his family and the right to unaccompanied kids to be protected.

      And most of the heroes who want to do this have kids including Bowen.

      That is the law the high court demands we uphold and rightly so.

      And as a matter of absolute fact Shane, you don’t ever vote for the courts, you only get to vote for the politicians so wrong again.

      The court has nothing to do with parliament, to say otherwise shows your ignorance.

    • Adima says:

      04:42pm | 16/09/11

      Marilyn, Nobody is going to agree to unlimited immigration in this day and age.  It might have worked back in 1951 when the worlds population was about 2.5 Billion and had plenty of oil for cheap energy.

      But the world has changed, the worlds population is now over 7Billion and still rapidly growing.  The cheap oil that drives our economy is running out and it is set to make life a lot hard in future.

      Australias humanitarian immigration limit is 13,750, if your a refugee and your family can’t fit with in that limit then you will just have to wait.

      I don’t know why you support a system that encourages people to send kids alone on dangerous journeys to Australia just so they can have their parents and family come to Australia via our over generous immigration program.

      And didn’t you hear the words from our government advisers.  Social unrest, London and Paris like problems…You have kids.  Is this what you want to leave to them?

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      06:05pm | 16/09/11

      Adima, do you ever think before you engage your brain?  Most of the kids being “sent’ face this in Afghanistan:

      1 girls as young as 10 are sold to old men or stolen as sex slaves,
      2 boys are sent out as human mine clearers, the taliban are now stealing them to be suicide bombers by force, the warlords and pervert pedophiles are stealing boys as young as 9 to train for prostitution.
      3 15% of kids in some areas are sold into slave labour so that families can eat,
      4.  25-37% of kids in Afghanistan die of starvation and disease.

      You would do better to ask ‘WHAT PARENT WOULD MAKE THEIR CHILD SUFFER THAT WAY”.

      I swear some people are dumber than posts.

      In Malaysia they do the same to refugee kids as Human Rights watch, Amnesty, the US state department and Malaysian human rights groups have all reported.

      It’s not about you and your selfish safe little life dear.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      07:45pm | 16/09/11

      Marilyn

      you can’t rant and rtave all you like (and may I say you do it very well) but the bottom line is - we do NOT WANT welfare shoppers masquerading as refugees bleeding us dry. There are lots of countries between here and Iraq and here and Afghanistan, many of which are culturally closer to the so-called refugees. They can stop there.

      Now, both you and I have a vote. You can vote for whichever party is in favour of having an open-door policy and I will vote for whichever party brings back TPVs. That is democracy. There is no need to carry on like a pork chop and abuse people.

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      03:32pm | 16/09/11

      And what the rancid coward did not say is that 400 of those he wanted sent to Malaysia are already refugees with family here and 100 were kids without parents.

      What a fucking hero you are Nick, you putrid cowardly little tosser.

      We don’t get to toss obligations we have incorporated into law in the bin because of bigots and losers like you.

      Bowen and Gilard both said “if you come here by sea, you will be shoved off to Malaysia and never, ever come to Australia’>  so Nick champions separating familes permanently in breach of all commonsense and law.

      And by the way, the women and kids came because we have jailed the men even though they have been accepted as refugees long ago so we caused it again.

    • AdamC says:

      04:21pm | 16/09/11

      Mad Maz, do you talk anything like you write? You must be quite a sight.

      And tell me you have cats. Lots of cats!

    • Billy B says:

      07:50pm | 16/09/11

      Marilyn Shepherd - Blimey your language needs a bit of control.  Did you really need to use that sort of low gutter type language?  I am sure you could get your point across without it you silly girl.

    • Sarah says:

      12:36pm | 19/09/11

      Marilyn - you are a nasty piece of work, honestly.

      You are welcome to your opinion and hey - you are welcome to share it - no issues there.

      But calling someone a ‘rancid coward’ or a ‘putrid cowardly little tosser’ or a ‘sick twisted little turd’. - Not on, sunshine.

      Truly - its entirely unnecessary to go that far in your quest to tell the world of your opinion.

      I, personally believe in TPV’s and the notion that some of these individuals arriving via plane or boat are ‘economic refugees’. That does not make me a terrible person. That does not make me a ‘sick and twisted little turd’ or whatever literary treasure you dream up to throw at me.

      It makes me a human being with an opinion that is different to yours.

      And you don’t see anyone else on here, abusing the holy hell out of all and sundry who have a different opinion. You don’t help the cause that you support, whatsoever with the utter vitriole that you spew forth.

    • Col. of Blackburn says:

      03:39pm | 16/09/11

      Marilyn
      As i understand things, the UN treaty for the treatment of refugees was started after WWII when Herr Hitler sent 6 million jews, trade unionists, gypsies Jehovahs Witnesses and others to their deaths in the gas chambers. Now while some groups in this world such as the Hazara’s in Afghanistan and the Kurds and Christians in Iraq might get a raw deal, we haven’t heard many stories of wholesale genocide lately! If such a situation were to re-occur I am sure our country would be amongst the first to act, meanwhile for those who just like our country more than the one they were born in, they must apply to emigrate like anyone else. I wonder how much in aid Australia sends to some of these countries in order to bolster their standard of living?

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      04:13pm | 16/09/11

      Col, it is nothing to do with being poor.  Anyone can be poor but that does not mean they have a well founded fear of persecution in their own countries.

      The convention is not an old treaty, the Magna Carta which underpins our entire law and democratic system was written by enlightened folk over 800 years ago, should we chuck that in the bin because we don’t like the law anymore?
      As for applying to emigrate, refugees are not emigrating, they are looking for protection.

      Why do people confuse emigration with seeking protection, they have nothing to do with each other.

      But bear this in mind.  If we are invaded and need to seek asylum from persecution for religion, politics or because the invaders don’t like blue eyed blondes and we look to the region for a signatory country to help us we have New Zealand, New Guinea with it’s rancid corruption and refusal to help refugees, Nauru now but they are broke and have no laws to help us, - we would in short have to go all the way to Cambodia.

      And we would have to hope that Cambodia did not push us out to sea.

      The convention is not just about those poor people in war zones, in fact the majority who apply here are from China and India, Malaysia and Fiji. with many others from Egypt, Lebanon, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Israel, Palestine,, Kuwait and all corners of Europe.

      So let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water,
      the convention is the most important piece of legally binding humanitarian law in the world.

    • Joel B1 says:

      05:34pm | 16/09/11

      Unbelievable,

      Now the ALP reckon the Libs and Greens are teaming up and working against them.

      Paranoia must be the bastard kid of denial.

      Seriously, this article is a keeper.

    • Sarah says:

      12:09pm | 19/09/11

      Dear God.

      You know when the conservative right and the socialistic left join hands to fight against the moderate left - that there’s a really big bloody issue with the quality of policy!!!!

 

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Paul Colgan

Greece makes the final and Ireland gets in on a golden ticket. How awkward and embarrassing. Love it. #sbseurovision

Anthony Sharwood

Every single #eurovision band is roxette #sbseurovision

Anthony Sharwood

The weird thing about #eurovision is you've got this massive collection of dorks in a room and no one is wearing Spock ears #sbseurovision

Anthony Sharwood

Europe has the large hadron collider which is light years ahead of its time and #eurovision, where the eighties never die

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