Memo Mark Webber: Go back to the Motherland.

We don’t want your insensitive, ignorant and thoughtless comments here.
Webber tipped the bucket on his homeland after fellow F1 legend Lewis Hamilton was charged with doing burnouts leaving the Albert Park track.
“It pisses me off coming back here, to be honest. It’s a great country but we’ve got to be responsible for our actions, and it’s certainly a bloody nanny state when it comes to what we can do,” Webber whined.
Right.
So Mark, you’d be happy for there to be no road rules?
For testosterone-fuelled teens to drive like dickheads – to paraphrase the latest Victorian road safety campaign – because you’re sick of “the growing number of rules and regulations”?
Who’s the dickhead now?
I guess you thought it was cool when Justin Williams drove a stolen car at high speeds through the streets of Queanbeyan – your hometown – killing a family of three?
Justin also enjoyed breaking the rules.
He railed against the ‘nanny state’ on his Facebook page, bragging about leading police on wild chases through suburban streets.
We can’t ask him about his thoughts on your comments because, well, he’s dead.
Yes, Mark, you’ve come a long way from Queanbeyan.
You earn millions of dollars a year in prize money and sponsorship because you drive really, really fast – in the confines of a racetrack.
But part of this lucrative deal is being a good role model for impressionable young men.
Mocking well-intentioned laws, like Victoria’s anti-hoon legislation, is irresponsible and stupid.
Victoria’s top traffic cop says you’ve undermined the road safety message.
“Some of Mark Webber’s fan are probably alive today because of ‘nanny state’ road safety laws,” according to Deputy Commissioner Ken Lay.
Still – and this is the crazy bit – almost 80 percent of respondents to the story on news.com.au agree with Webber’s whinge.
This makes me laugh (admittedly, I do have a dark sense of humour).
The people who regularly rail against the nanny state are the same ones who want a crackdown on illegal drugs, and stronger sentences for offenders.
So let me get this straight: you don’t want so many rules and regulations when it comes to stuff you DO like (the right to smoke, drink and gamble with impunity), but you want more rules and regulations when it comes to stuff you DON’T like (say, young people taking drugs).
As Manuel would say in Fawlty Towers, “Que?”
The point is this: the state has a duty of care to its citizens.
Part of Big Brother’s job is to save us from the worst excesses of – well – ourselves.
For a terrific read on this issue (and a good belly laugh) this out:
The British are reportedly outraged over calls by doctors to ban smoking in cars, playgrounds and beaches where children are at risk from passive smoking.
As Cosmo Landesman recently wrote in The Times:
“‘Bloody nanny state! Infringing our civil rights!”’
“Sick kids, dead kids — they don’t even come into it. No, smokers see themselves as the real victims here.”
Hey – hang on for a minute – doesn’t Mark Webber live in Britain?
Didn’t he just criticise Australia for being a nanny state?
And wasn’t the term, ‘nanny state’, actually coined by a Brit, Conservative MP Iain Macleod?
Sigh.
Athletes – they’re just not that bright.
So Mark, the next time you talk to journalists after another of your stellar performances on the track, consider this: how about engaging your brain before putting your mouth into gear?
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