The taut grimace on Chris Bowen’s babyish countenance said it all.

This was as tough a task as the widely respected Immigration Minister had confronted in politics. He admitted as much.
The High Court, the body with which one cannot quibble and from which there is no remedy, no higher court of appeal - even for a federal government - had cut down his Malaysian people-swap in the most cavalier fashion.
It couched its words differently but the decision, when boiled down, depicted the novel arrangement as ill-researched, ill-conceived, and an abrogation of the government’s legal and moral responsibility.
Within a couple of hours of its ruling, which BTW, had delighted most everyone else on the political spectrum from the Coalition (for obvious reasons) to the Greens and refugee advocates, Mr Bowen fronted the cameras.
His gritty, brave-faced performance reminded one of the notorious “Comical Ali” Information Minister in Saddam Hussein’s government who had continued to argue his side was winning even as US forces rolled into Baghdad meeting no resistance.
“They’re coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks,” the happy minister had told the cameras in May 2003.
It was tragi-comic and hard to watch.
Mr Bowen, asked why just weeks ago he was so confident that his legal position was rigorous and sound, kept a straight face: “The legal advice to me was very clear,” he said. “I’m proud of the policy - the policy is a good one.” Even adding:
“I think it’s an elegant policy.”
It is only “elegant” if by that you mean an illegal, pointless, embarrassing farce.
Indeed, it is hard to imagine how this hot-button issue which enflames such anxieties in the Labor heartland, particularly in the over-crowded cities, has been so wantonly botched.
The entire trajectory of Labor’s border policy has been an undignified exercise in first reluctant retreat and then shameful backsliding.
And now, having already embraced much of John Howard’s much vilified “Pacific Solution” including its key elements such as a special immigration zone where basic Australian laws were expressly limited, the “morally superior” Gillard Government, faces the final backdown: temporary protection visas and the re-opening of the Nauru detention centre - neither was ruled out yesterday.
For an authority-challenged government teetering on the edge of legitimacy, this latest stuff-up was a mortal blow.
Chris Bowen is learning that like his predecessors, Philip Ruddock, Amanda Vanstone, and Kevin Andrews, immigration is a graveyard of political careers not least because the department consistently dishes up dud advice and leaves its ministers swinging in the breeze.
But then, this government doesn’t need sub-par public officials to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - it can do that all by itself.
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