On the first Tuesday of November, around three-ish, every fair-dinkum Australian gathers round for “The Race That Stops the Nation”. They show it in pubs, clubs, old-folks homes and school class-rooms. TABs fill up with people who couldn’t tell you the difference between a trifecta and a trilby, having their one bet for the year.

Suddenly you find yourself surrounded by racing experts who know all about form, breeding, lead-ups and how the raiders can’t handle the hard Aussie tracks.
In workplaces right around the country, people chuck in for $2 sweeps and agonise about drawing the 200-1 outsider with a name they can’t pronounce. And right around the country, in every state bar Victoria, work shuts down at 12.
That’s because in Victoria, they’ve had the sense to make Cup Day a public holiday already. A few years ago, when I lived in a regional Victorian town, it was only a Metro Melbourne public holiday. On Cup Day we had the farcical situation of having to go to work, while people on the other side of the Bunyip river whooped it up with a day off.
Not that it mattered. We only had to show up, get the nod from the boss, then take off for Flemington, or whatever Cup Day Function we’d booked in for. Then the State Government woke up and made it a statewide Public Holiday, which was really just shutting the gate after the thoroughbreds had bolted.
The same situation occurs across the rest of the country now. Have you ever tried to do business on Cup Day after midday? Probably not, because you’ve already left work and started on your third glass of champers.
But if you did try to do business on Cup Day, I can imagine it would be a fruitless exercise. Phones not answering, emails not being replied to. You’d be like Tom Hanks in Castaway, stuck in a deserted workplace, talking to your computer monitor for companionship. “Where has everybody gone, ViewSonic?”
Of course some people do work on Cup Day. In TABs, pubs and clubs, racetracks and function centres, the workers who make Cup Day happen are slaving away while the rest of us claim “Aussie Tradition” and clear out early. Surely they deserve Public Holiday wages. It’s un-Australian to work on Cup Day, and if you do have to work, it’s bloody un-Australian to get paid normal rates. Especially when the bosses are cashing in like it’s Christmas time.
So make it a National Public Holiday already! There’s no reason not to. You can’t say, “we’ve got too many public holidays on the calendar” because it’s a long time till Christmas Day.
And the economic cost of the public holiday was absorbed years ago. It won’t cost the economy anything because it’s already a de facto day off. So pop the question, do the deed and formalize Melbourne Cup Day as a National Public Holiday.
And if anyone wants to make those tired old comments about Cup Day being “just another excuse for Aussie’s to booze up, get drunk, gamble too much and walk home holding their shoes”, piss off!
We’re not interested. You have a nice day at work on November 1. The rest of us will be at the races having a good time.
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