Great news! This article is 73 per cent more coherent than anything ever written on this website, and all because I’m wearing a small, elastic thingy on my wrist.

Granted, it’s not one of the $60 Power Balance powerbands that sports stars like Andrew Bogut and Nick Riewoldt and Benji Marshall are all suddenly wearing. It’s actually just a purple rubber band from the asparagus I chopped this morning while pre-preparing tonight’s stir fry.

But that’s doesn’t matter. Point is, I’m wearing the purple band and it feels absolutely terrific. Amazing things are happening, as my body’s natural energy field whirls me into a phantasmic flurry of super-performance.

Only minutes ago, I beat a towtruck to a nearby road accident and towed the cars away myself. With my teeth. Then I wrote this piece. God, I just feel so incredible it’s like I’m in on the horse in the Old Spice ad. And not just any horse, we’re talking Makybe Diva.

But don’t take my word that these flimsy wrist adornments are the best thing since the cheese I sliced this morning with my sharp wit alone. Call now and I’ll send you a second slap chop  for just the price of postage.

Oops, wrong product promo. I mean, call now and I’ll send you a purple elastic band for only $2.95. I’ll even throw in the asparagus stems for free.

Of course, if you really want to try one of the original Power Balance wristbands which like, totally work cos they do, don’t let me stop you.

After all, as the guy who distributes them in Australia said yesterday “At the end of the day I’m a carpenter. I don’t know or profess to know how energy waves work.”

Wow. I haven’t seen an endorsement so compelling since Big Kev got so excited about, um, whatever the hell he was so excited about.

But of course, that’s the really great thing about Power Balance powerbands. Their worth is so self-evident, they don’t require proof. When I received a press release this week that Aussie NBA star Andrew Bogut was wearing one, the publicist didn’t respond to my request for scientific info.

Why would she? The bands have dilithium crystals! Wait, that’s a Star Trek thing. Oh, here we go. The bands contain Mylar holograms! Yeah! Real, actual Mylar holograms! And what they do is, um, well, they, like, um, I don’t actually know. But the feeling is probably something like this.

Phew. I’m spent. Actually I’m not. But I would be if I’d been wearing nothing on my lower arm except a wrist watch, like all you pitiful disbelievers out there.

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    • James says:

      07:15am | 09/09/10

      It’s depressing the number of people who’ve bought into the Power Balance bracelet thing, particularly in the construction industry. Some people who possess an otherwise amazing intellect have bought one.

      I don’t understand the attraction… do these people lack a healthy dose of skepticism? How does the pitch “it uses holograms or a computer chip to increase your balance and energy” not set alarm bells off?

      I can’t help but think these people apply the same level of judgement to political campaigns.

    • notbrown says:

      08:15am | 09/09/10

      12% of Australians voted for The Greens. There really is one born every minute.

    • Reg says:

      10:52am | 09/09/10

      I prefer my iridescent orange Smiggle usb band. It beats the lot but is unfortunately made for small female wrists, thus indicating a gender bias.
      Yes I think they come in GREEN.

    • Mary says:

      07:38am | 09/09/10

      Brilliant article. My students wear them (power balance bands) all the time and I’ve been bugging them for the proof- of course, they come up with nothing. One student has been wearing it for a year without feeling any better, but he still thinks it’s ‘worth it’.

    • T.Chong says:

      07:59am | 09/09/10

      The double blind tests on YouTube shows the complete failure of this product.
      This is about as scientific as FirePower fuel pills.
      Fools and money.

    • KH says:

      08:16am | 09/09/10

      And I know this Nigerian guy who will place millions in your bank account if you give him $5,000 for set up costs…..........or maybe you would like to buy a bridge?  Some swampland in Queensland?  How about you join my new religion?  Just like all the others, only new, and with aliens…...........

      You really would have to be a goose, wouldn’t you….............

    • phil says:

      08:32am | 09/09/10

      Brilliant idea, he has done his research and is selling something that will make you “better” at everything that involves balance apparently to a group of people who know no better (sports people) i mean lets face it they arent the sharpest bunch are they? so why are they put on such a pedestal in this country again? oh because they are role models and something for kids to aspire to be ... thick as a brick.
      How this crap can actually be sold is still a mystery!

    • Adam Diver says:

      08:32am | 09/09/10

      I have tested it and it worked for me. How it works is beyond me, but then again I have no idea how physical products such as silicon process information, does not mean this computer doesn’t work.

      The thing is I am a skeptical person and I noticed a massive difference when I tested it, and my skepticism surely would protect me from any placebo effects. Even if it doesn’t nothing wrong with a placebo if it improves your balance and strength.

    • T.Chong says:

      09:32am | 09/09/10

      aint it marvelous what a hologram etched bit of plastic will do.?
      Now Adam, yur only real worry is to keep clear of kryptonite

    • James the REAL Sceptic says:

      11:14am | 09/09/10

      You aren’t a sceptic.  You’re wearing one because some part of you wants it to be true ...... and therein lies your placebo effect.

      Send me your address and I’ll a courier over a rock that will prevent your house from falling down.  If after 2 weeks you’re house has not fallen down, you will be staisifed that it works and can therefore send me 4 easy payments of $59.

      If, at some point in the future, your house does fall down then just imagine how sooner it would have fallen down had you not had the “Magnifi-Rock” (TM) in place to channel your house’s natural energy flows and deflect the toppler waves away from your home.

    • Steely Dan says:

      12:39pm | 09/09/10

      How did you test it, Adam?

    • D Manson says:

      08:35am | 09/09/10

      I’m assuming all of you have actually worn one and aren’t just bagging it without trying it ..... ?

    • DG says:

      09:51am | 09/09/10

      Why the hell would someone pay $60 to try something that has no medical/scientific basis at all? By paying $60 to “try it” you are buying into it, and providing the supplier with their benefit, without their proving anything.

      Just as I don’t need to “try” homeopathy to know that it’s bunk, try chiropractic treatments to know that it can’t cure cancer or any other nonsense or try acupuncture to know that it performs no better than a placebo for some conditions and no better than “fake acupuncture” for others. The research is out there if one cares to learn - in the modern ear it is no necessary to make every mistake for yourself, the research has been done and you can avoid being caught up in scams with a little research.

      The person selling the band is the one making the claim - they have the duty to prove their claim. In the absence of any proof their claim should be ignored - or at the very least should be considered with heartfelt scepticism. Just as any other person who makes a claim of the presence or absence of a being/power/ability should be required to prove it’s existence or admit that they have no evidence to support their claims.

      Then again, if people are dumb enough to throw away their hard earned on these things - it’s their own look out. Just another tax on mindless optimism (like the pokies, Nigerian money scams and so forth).

    • Richard says:

      11:27am | 09/09/10

      Speaking as a trained acupuncturist, I just thought I’d let you know DG that you are categorically wrong when you say acupuncture “performs no better than a placebo for some conditions and no better than “fake acupuncture” for others”.

      For a start, how can you measure acupuncture against a placebo? Acupuncture is not a pill that you can pop, you can’t substitute it with a sugar pill and compare it to a ‘placebo’. Its a practice, not a substance, so that’s how it must be measured. Interestingly, whenever it is measured in practice, for whatever purpose it is used in treating, it is found to have statistically significant therapuetic effects. Nice!

      But “oh no”, say the sceptics “wait a minute… My pompous closed mind won’t allow me to accept that anything unconventional or ‘alternative’ can work.” So they demand it be measured against a ‘placebo’, but since (as I noted before) this is impossible (not to mention irrational), they set up these convoluted tests, not conducted by real acupuncturists with years of training and experience, but by doctors who’ve done a weekend course in ‘medical acupuncture’, and then measure it against so-called ‘sham acupuncture’.

      But there’s just one problem with this… The ‘sham acupuncture’, which they choose because its its supposedly not going to work, is in practise precisely similar to the less well-known branch of ‘Japanese acupuncture’, which involves shallow needle insertion/non-insertion, superficial stimulation and differing points and meridians. When I was working at the Queensland Sports Medicine Clinic, the Japanese acupuncturist there thought was funny that ‘Sham Acupuncture’ performed better that the ‘Real Acupuncture’ in some studies: “Of course” he would say “You TCM barbarians with your deep insertion and vigourous stimulation, how could you possible get as good results as we subtle Japanese artists”.

      For 30 years now sceptical researchers have been trying to discredit acupuncture as a valid therapuetic method, but despite their best efforts, evidence for the efficacy of this ancient discipline, which has withstood the test of time, keeps accumulating. In my opinion, the best evidences are in the lives of the millions of people who have had positive experiences with acupuncture, and have derived, and continue to derive health benifits from acupuncture every day.

    • Warren says:

      11:47am | 09/09/10

      @Richard: You clearly don’t understand the scientific method.

      Acupuncture is a technique used to lower the amount pain that people feel. So lets say we have 5 groups:

      1) Get nothing at all (Control)
      2) Get a sugar pill (Placebo)
      3) Get a panadol (Chemical)
      4) Get acupuncture from a trained professions such as you (acupuncture)
      5) Get someone randomly poking them with pins (fake acupuncture)

      Now, when we get everyone to rate their pain to a researcher in an empty room at the beginning on a scale from 1-10.

      Then we give them one of the five randomly selected treatments listed above and then those people go back into the same empty room with the same researcher who doesn’t know which of the five treatements that they recieved (so it is a double blind).

      They they rate their pain again on a scale of 1-10.

      Now if we look at the difference between their original score and their scond score, all five groups will (generally) score their pain lower after the experiment than before it.

      BUT, and here is the magic part, the chemical group will rate their pain as having decreased the most, and the following four groups will all rate their pain as having decreased by about the same amount, but all will be less than the people who took a panadol:

      chemical > acupuncture/fake acupuncture/placebo > nothing.

      So, while acupuncture is better than nothing, it is not better than either fake acupuncture or taking a sugar pill and it is WORSE than taking a panadol.

      The scientific method doesn’t favour chemical solutions over traditional ones, it just favours things that actually work over things that don’t. Sorry.

    • DG says:

      12:33pm | 09/09/10

      Warren,

      I was planning a long post outlining something similar together with references from research by the AMA, WHO and various other bodies, but I feel that would be a little over the top after reading your succinct reply. In particular I was going to refer to a book that was recently linked to a defamation case in the UK, which made a good analysis of the evidence as it stands.

      Instead I’ll just jump to my punch line:

      In 2009 on the conclusion of years of research by the National Center for Complementary and Alternative Medicine, they said:

      “Ten years ago the government set out to test herbal and other alternative health remedies to find the ones that work. After spending $2.5 billion, the disappointing answer seems to be that almost none of them do.”

      I think Tim Minchin said it best “You know what they call ‘alternative medicine’ that’s been proved to work? Medicine.”.”

    • Ana says:

      12:46pm | 09/09/10

      @Warren


      Okay, panadol works better than acupuncture
      acupuncture/fake/placebo works better than nothing

      at least it does work better than nothing..

      I’m considering acupuncture because I’m getting tired of popping pills every time something hurts.. Which is all too often..


      I’d much rather have acupuncutre to help at least a little bit, then continue to take codine which is messing up my stomach in the long run..

      I guess they cancel each other out?
      Sure, it might be less effective but it’s also not going to harm me either?


      But I don’t know, it might have other side effects I’m unaware of..

    • Richard says:

      12:59pm | 09/09/10

      Complete nonsense Warren, that methodology contains serious flaws. The double-blind randomised trial is great for evaluating pharmacuetical compounds, but it is a very blunt tool for measuring subtle and subjective effects. It also completely misconceives the concept of acupuncture, which is not grounded in medical science: how could it be? It’s a practice which predates modern medical science by about 1500 years, and its utilities are completely different to that of a panadol tablet.

      Acupuncture is an holistic individualised therapuetic system. To try and isolate it, cut it down to a standardised format and then measure it against a pill will of course distort the outcome of any acupuncture treatment. I suggest you look into the more recent research using more sophisticated tools such as positron emission tomography (PET) scans to see what was happening in the brains of people having acupuncture treatment for arthritis pain… Or you could just ask someone who has experienced positive benifits from acupuncture, oh but that’s right~ despite millions of individuals over thousands of years benefiting from it, that doesn’t count because its not ‘scientific’.

    • TheRealDave says:

      01:26pm | 09/09/10

      I’m not that skeptical, I already accept that most of it is crap….except acupuncture.

      A little offtopic but - out little Jack Russell woke up one morning with his back legs rigid and in obvious pain. We naturally thought it was a tick and checked him out but couldn’t find anything. We took the little fella to the vet who couldn’t find a tick either so he gave him a cortisone shot of some description and told us to bring him back the next day. The poor bugger was trying to drag himself outside but couldn’t pee. The next morning the vet gave him another shot and showed me how to press down on his bladder to ‘force’ the pee out. After 4 days of daily shots with zero improvement the vet suggested we give the dog ‘the needle’ and put him down. We decided to give him another day to see if he would come good. That night a friend of ours suggested we take him to her vet as a last resort. We took him to the new vet who wanted to give him acupuncture. I rolled my eyes - acupuncture for a bloody dog?? What the?? The missus had tears in her eyes and said yes. We left the little fella at 9am. We went back to pick him up at 4pm - and he was running around. I nearly chocked on my own tongue. That was 6 years ago and at 15 the little Jack Russell is still going strong.

      So whilst I am sceptical of ‘home remedies’, ‘natural medicines’, ‘aromatherapy’, ‘crystals’, ‘heated glass bulbs’, ‘feng shue’ and all that crap - I’d give acupuncture a go.

      I fail to see how it would have a placebo affect on a dog.

    • DG says:

      02:27pm | 09/09/10

      Bad news for the Real Dave - the placebo effect has been demonstrated in animals, It has also been demonstrated in infants that are incapable of understanding the nature of the medical treatment or placebo that they are receiving.

      That said, there are some things that acupuncture does provide results for - stress relief is one, however it performs no better than a massage, a placebo, the consumption of alcohol or many other non-zero effect treatments. But only in relation to symptoms and conditions that are highly subjective.

    • remlap says:

      03:42pm | 09/09/10

      DG. Are you saying that in The Real Dave’s case, the “placebo” treatment for his dog (acupuncture) was more effective than the medically proven cortisone injections that the dog had? A little incongruous perhaps?

    • DG says:

      04:54pm | 09/09/10

      remlap -

      Not at all. I am just pointing out that the placebo effect is possible in animals as well as in adult humans.

      Dave concluded by saying that he didn’t see how the placebo effect could occur in dogs. My point was that the placebo effect has been demonstrated in other animals.

      Of interest, and perhaps relevant, when birds are given a reward for behaving in a certain way they will repeat the behaviour in search of the reward. If you feed them randomly, the birds will repeat the behaviour that last gave them a reward. This demonstrates the origin of ‘superstition’. It also shows the importance of appreciating the different between a causal and coincidental relationship.

      In the case of the dog - the question becomes this:  what did the vet think that they were treating with the cortisol injections (did they think they were treating for the tick they hadn’t found)? Was that the same thing that the acupuncturist thought that they were treating. We do not know if it took a couple of days for the injections to have effect, whether the dog ate something, passed a gallstone, kidney stone or some other natural process that cured the ailment (such as the dogs own immune system)?
      Simply, on the face of it in this one anecdotal case there is insufficient evidence to establish a causal relationship between acupuncture and the dogs recovery.

    • Barry says:

      08:43am | 09/09/10

      Check the body language. You can see that the Shaq doesnt believe what he is saying.

      On the other hand, believing in the mystical powers of a rubber band makes as much sense as most religions.

    • Michael says:

      12:19pm | 09/09/10

      At which point one might note the existence of the Kabbalah, which actually promotes wristbands.  Although they’re not rubber, and not purple.

    • Flopsy says:

      08:56am | 09/09/10

      I prefer the red band from the postman - it’s wider and somewhere to keep the tissues which I use when I cry reading of expensive crazy fads

    • TheRealDave says:

      08:57am | 09/09/10

      I bet a lazy $20 that the same people buying these ‘trendy’ rubber bands are the same people lining up for hours for the latest iCrap.

    • KH says:

      10:31am | 09/09/10

      Then you will lose your money…........

    • Ant Sharwood says:

      09:35am | 09/09/10

      OK everybody. I’m sitting here in the Sky News studio with champion iron man Guy Leech and he’s wearing one, or at least a different version of one called an “Infinite band”.

      Guy tells me he was a sceptic at first, but is now sleeping better and has reduced lower back pain after just a week. Over to you Guy:

      GUY LEECH: “One week into the test & things are looking positive but let’s see how the Infinite band stacks up in a week’s time. I honestly have noticed a change already & I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.”

    • TheRealDave says:

      01:52pm | 09/09/10

      I’m a sceptical, lazy, unmotivated bloke who also has lower back pain and trouble sleeping. Guy - send me one and I’ll test it and report back on it for you to see if it has any benefit or if its just all marketing crap.

    • Robbo says:

      02:28pm | 09/09/10

      Did Guy also happen to mention how much he is being paid to wear and spruik it’s benefits?

    • Ant Sharwood says:

      04:11pm | 09/09/10

      Robbo, he’s not being paid. He was on Sky to talk about iron man but we ended up having a spontaneous discussion about power bands on air anyway. Good fun!

    • Ryan says:

      09:49am | 09/09/10

      Its and identification band so society can pick out the completely gullible losers, and it works!

    • davido says:

      10:03am | 09/09/10

      The reality is most people are sheep.

      In the street where I eat lunch there are two sandwich shops. Outside one there is a queue every day. At the other shop you can just walk straight in. When I asked my colleagues why they wasted twenty minutes of their lunch to buy a sandwich they said it was because it was better.

      Of course, what the sheep dont realise is that both shops serve the same products, are owned by the same guy and that the staff regularly rotate between each shop. It is a source of constant amusement for the staff and I every time I go in to buy some lunch.

      Amazingly, and knowing what will happen, I have even tried telling people (i mean the sheep) that the shops are identical in every regard - same ownership - same staff - same everything. Yet, it fails to sink in. A queue MUST mean it is better!

      Sheep seem to love doing what other sheep are doing. So much for the cult of individualism.

    • Bethany says:

      08:16pm | 09/09/10

      I’ve spent a lot of time in Asia. There, at least, a queue outside an eatery invariably does mean it is better. For a hungry traveller, it is an infallible method of finding good food. Great story BTW.

    • davido says:

      06:13pm | 11/09/10

      Yes well a queue should indicate demand exceeding supply.

      And a queue may indicate a good product at a good price. If that is the case then the line is an indication of people voting with their feet.

      Unfortunately, so many other things might be the cause of the queue: for instance: slow service. I asked the guy who owns the shop with the long queue why he has a long queue each day. He said it all started because restricted counter space meant a little slower turnover and consequently a longer line. Then the line itself started attracting people of it’s own accord!

      You may have noticed the ‘sheep attracting other sheep theory’ at work at nightclubs where queue’s are artificially induced in order to simulate demand.

      Marketers use it all the time… they call it ‘simulating demand until you stimulate demand!’ It is the reason restaurants will first seat people in highly visible spots by windows.

    • Jenni says:

      10:06am | 09/09/10

      I saw these at a charity fun-run in Perth recently, assumed they were charity wrist bands for a couple of bucks ... I wish someone had taken a photo of my face at the moment the bloke said they were $60 :|

      $60? No, seriously mate, how much are they? What??!!

      My Legacy wristband cost me $3 and it makes me feel amazing because I know the money goes to help the families of our fallen, I consider that a much better investment and return smile

    • Bruce says:

      10:17am | 09/09/10

      Just because you don’t understand the science, which like global warming is in, there is no need to pooh pooh the benefits of a piece of 40% stretchy rubber.  And it’s from organically grown latex collected by human hands into small buckets.  The secret to the amazing transformation, plus the added benefits of extreme transmogrification, is that there is this stuff too.  http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Camelot/Engines/Dilithium.html  Like I said the science is in and sceptics and deniers just don’t know how this plus tricky algorithms work in combination on your wrist.  The left of course being better than the right.  Not ideologically, or even illogically, it is because it is so.  I understand that Greens are really into these things.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      10:27am | 09/09/10

      Just like the F-OFF we’re full stickers on cars - this is useful to help us know who is going to be the most trouble in any situation.

    • Danny B says:

      10:29am | 09/09/10

      Mythbusters, anyone?  They may have a propensity for dynamite, yes, but they do follow the scientific method.

    • bella starkey says:

      10:30am | 09/09/10

      This is probably my favourite stupid fad.

      I mean seriously, do people not know what a hologram is? its a trick of the light! They are inert. they have no energy! They are a fancypants version of a pop-up picture book.

      FFS! would you pay me 60 bucks to stick a tazo to your forehead?!?!?!

    • Pete says:

      10:56am | 09/09/10

      Shaq, a guy who has been at the top of the NBA for 18 years, now has a magical bracelet to help him. The rest of the time was all a fluke yeah?

      I call shennigans. I’m asking Dr Karl.

    • Pete says:

      01:28pm | 09/09/10

      Cheers mate. That’s good enough for me!

    • david says:

      12:16pm | 09/09/10

      You are all wanna-be skeptics. A real skeptic would try the product to see the result for themselves. A real skeptic would be skeptical of every outcome from any source - including the comments of this blog.

      Wanna-be skeptics rarely pursue a new idea - in the fear that others will be skeptical of their findings. They are only capable of following the well worn path. Most of these paths were cut by people who ignored the skeptics of their time and went on to discover, invent and create what wanna-be skeptics now take for granted.

      Wanna-be skeptics never explore. When they first come across something new they laugh at it. When the idea gathers some acceptance, wanna-be skeptics feel the need to fight it by demanding proof (but never willing to test it themselves). When the rest of the world has embraced the new idea, the wanna-be skeptics quietly fall in line and accept it as self evident.

      Talk about sheep…

    • DG says:

      12:43pm | 09/09/10

      “A real skeptic would try the product to see the result for themselves”

      No, a real sceptic asks that a person making a claim should provide evidence to support their claim. Not anecdotal evidence, but the result of double blind testing. That, before making an extraordinary claim one accumulates extraordinary evidence to support their claim.

      It is certainly not the position of a rational person to test every claim that is made, by every person, but to consider the evidence that a person puts forward to support their claim, to analyse the methodology and results, and hopefully replicate your results. It is not a duty for the world at large to do the hard work of disproving a claim while the claimant reaps the rewards of their unsupported claims.

      A real sceptic is well aware that their own subjective experience is not strong evidence, and appreciates that there are others in a far better position to carry out the appropriate double blind testing.

      The alternative rewards hucksters, frauds and other merchants of woo at the expense of those in need of hope (or who are just plain gullible).

    • KH says:

      12:57pm | 09/09/10

      I can give you a 20c rubber band that will achieve the same thing - but it isn’t fancy, it doesn’t have a ‘hologram’ or some mumbo jumbo written on the pack, so you won’t think it will do anything.  Therefore it won’t.  Dress it up a bit, thrown in some pseudo scientific gobbledegook, and get someone famous to champion it, and voila! 

      If you think it will have an effect, you will assume it is the reason you feel better.  The reality is you have changed your thinking.  You are anticipating less pain (or whichever thing you are trying to improve), so you feel less pain, or you aren’t as focussed on it.  That is what cognitive behavioural therapy is about - you change how you think about something (say, pain) and you can change the effect.  Perception is everything. 

      Skeptics know you are already in possession of the most powerful tool available - its called your brain.  Its actually you that is effecting the change.  Not the bracelet.  I don’t have to waste the money to know this.  But you go right ahead and waste $60…........whatever.

    • david says:

      02:22pm | 09/09/10

      @ DG - what if you are skeptical of the double blind test. What if the testers are also hucksters and frauds?

      @ KH - “It’s actually you that is affecting the change. Not the bracelet.”

      Do you know this from a double blind test or do you believe it based on personal experience? This is a conclusion from a wanna-be skeptic.

      If the brain can affect the external world - perhaps it can effect the result of a double blind test as seen through the eyes of the tester. This makes all testing unreliable.

    • Steely Dan says:

      02:51pm | 09/09/10

      @ david

      “what if you are skeptical of the double blind test. What if the testers are also hucksters and frauds?”
      That’s when you’d use a triple-blind test.

      “If the brain can affect the external world - perhaps it can effect the result of a double blind test as seen through the eyes of the tester. This makes all testing unreliable.”
      This why test results have to be repeatable.  If two tests give signifcantly different results under the same conditions then there is an unidentified variable that needs to be addressed.

    • DG says:

      03:25pm | 09/09/10

      In the case of a double blind test - the subjects do not know if they are being treated with the real thing or a placebo. Accordingly it is rather difficult for the subject to deliberately skew the sample one way or the other. However this is part of the reason that a variation must be statistically significant in order to be considered a result rather than just ‘noise’ in the data set. The same is true for the persons that are assessing the efficacy of the treatment. They are unaware as to whether the subject is receiving the placebo or the official treatment. They only know the effects, if any, that the procedure is having.

      Also, it is preferable to have a number of studies with large samples rather than one study or studies with small datasets. Variation between studies is possible and may demonstrate flaws in the methodology, may suggest that further study is necessary to provide more reliable results or, as you suggested, may suggest that in one or the other test some subjects or testers were less than honest with their reporting.

    • Harbinger says:

      12:26pm | 09/09/10

      Tell the AFL players looking for a performance boost that if they send me $100 (hey, it’s $40 more than a Powerband, it must be better) they’ll play the season of their lives.  Let’s see, $100 x 22 x 16 = $35k, and that’s only counting the match day players.  I could be rich in no time!  And if you add the NRL players, I could retire!

    • Steely Dan says:

      12:41pm | 09/09/10

      A cheaper solution: next time you buy underpants, declare them Lucky Underpants.  If they don’t work and you get hit by a bus, at least you have underpants.

    • Horthy says:

      01:20pm | 09/09/10

      Wait, what?

      It’s a balance wrist band, but you wear it only one _one_ of your wrists?

    • dancan says:

      04:14pm | 09/09/10

      The sheer awesomeness of the band means if you wore it on both wrists, the competing energy fields would literally RIP YOU IN HALF

    • N says:

      01:39pm | 09/09/10

      Ah alternative medicine, the new religion. Similarly the only thing that this is doing is giving people self belief, in essence a placebo. Compare these expensive rubber bands to magnet “therapy”, reflexology and the list of bullsh!t products on the market could go on.
      Working on the prospect that there is one born every minute, the only balance these things are helping are the bank balances of the maker. But if it makes you feel good, and makes someone else wealthy by all means get one. Frankly those who shell out $60 for this crap might be better placing them around their testicles; help the world out and end the breeding of desperate, bored, idiots….

    • Mr Subramanian says:

      02:04pm | 09/09/10

      It seems to me that one could set up a trial of these things using versions without the mylar hologram, with the hologram but without the frequencies imprinted on it, and with fully functional ones, and then see how your test group (who don’t know what sort they’ve got) go.

      I’m really very surprised that the Power Balance manufacturers haven’t arranged just such a clinical trial to demonstrate the effectiveness of their products. I guess they must have been too busy selling their Firepower shares while there was still a market for them…

    • DG says:

      02:34pm | 09/09/10

      Are you really surprised? Or would you like to think that they would do that research before they sell the product and make claims about its efficacy using anecdotal evidence.

    • IMHO says:

      04:01pm | 09/09/10

      The problem is generalised scientific illiteracy. An understanding of the scientific method, and strategies for critical thinking, should be as mandatory as English in the school curriculum.

      Our society is going down the toilet hole of woo because most people are unaware of these things. It’s scary…it’s a bit like the Middle Ages all over again!

    • Frank De Facey says:

      05:24pm | 09/09/10

      Oh ye cynics, I happen to know the inventor was born of a virgin.

    • John says:

      11:51pm | 09/09/10

      I am going to say this as concisely as I can.

      PLACEBO.

      That is all.

    • Scott says:

      04:47pm | 11/09/10

      Although I don’t know the exact properties these bands use, it’s obviously the placebo effect. e.g

      Claim 1 - A hologram can interact with a bio-field of electrical energy to give you better balance.

      Problems:
      A hologram is a shiny image made from overlaid images. It doesn’t have electrical properties.
      Also human bodies do not have an electrical bio-field that surrounds them.

      Claim 2: Magnets can align the body’e bio-field.

      Problems:
      While electro-magnets can affect the alignment of the protons and neutrons in physical cells (as seen through MRI technology) there is not benefit of this occuring and the cells return to their natural state when the electro-magents are switched off.
      The bands do not contain electro-magnets, even if they contain magnets a room temperature self-powering electro magnet small enough to fit into a wrist band is science fiction.
      As stated above this proposed bio-filed does not exist.

      Claim 3: The fact that professional athletes wear them proves that they work.

      Problems:
      Professional athletes are professional precisely because they get paid to promote products.
      Athletes (professional or otherwise) are notoriously superstitious (ie: Michael Jordan wore his College basketball shorts under his Bulls shorts in every game). A better example would be the military, why aren’t they using this product?.

      Claim 4: Today Tonight says it works

      Problem:
      Today Tonight is not journalism.

      Claim 5: It’s not all in the mind because other people can witness the effects.

      Problem:
      The placebo effect accounts for this response. The effect describes more than simple belief in the efficacy of the placebo, the effect actually becomes psychosomatic, so that there is a physical response to a belief. In the same way as when people see a mosquito they feel itchy or when they believe they are ill they develop symptoms.

      There is not one reliable peice of evidence that these are anything more than a plastic band with a pretty picture attached.

    • Intolerant1 says:

      04:47pm | 22/10/10

      As I can find two factories in Mainland China manufacturing these so called
      “PowerBands”, both with minimum order quantities of around 5,000 units, complete with holographic chips, customised designs etc., I’m guessing costing between $0.30 - 0.70 US each.

      Someone is making a lot of money from the naive and gullible.

      “Can I have one of your “NEW, Super improved PowerBands - now packed with 10 times more placebo concentrate please!”

    • Eileen says:

      12:57pm | 15/12/10

      Yes, it is great, Power Balance is now more a health bracelet, it a fashion bands.

    • Elisa says:

      11:51am | 25/01/11

      Great, it seems that power balance is more and more popular now.

    • Sepemeady says:

      08:38am | 06/09/11

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      [B]The rock tattoo [/B]  inside proper arm has the sign of a bull- it is Dwayne’s western zodiac sign “the Taurus”. The eye with the Taurus bull is red in colour. The rock Johnson tattoo within the left arm extends from his left shoulders, shoulder blade and half of his left arm. 
      [B]Dwayne the rock Johnson tattoo template[/B] is really a Polynesian. The rock tattoo inside the left arm tells the story surrounding his Polynesian culture. It’s mentioned that as soon as Dwayne was having this tattoo done in Hawaii, his loved ones were narrating their culture to him and also the tattoo designer. In this way the distinct design was made. 
      One can get a specific tattoo done inside similar way but a variety of style. Whenever one is deciding to obtain a tattoo done, some info must be minutely followed ahead of deciding what exactly one needs to say in the design. Think about the message a single needs to deliver by the tattoo. Once the tattoo is made, it’s going to remain to your entire life. Hence, the model need to be created in these kinds of way that a single can fell proud of it for ones whole life. 
      Getting the zodiac sign tattooed is a nice option, since it does not changes and remain with one forever. As soon as it is decided that what kind of tattoo one is seeking for, a single can search on related alternatives online. One may get a quite a few quantity of designs and options to select from. 
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