Much has been made this week of the leaked excerpts from the ALP’s election post mortem by Bob Carr, Steve Bracks and John Faulkner.

This unidentified man or woman may be a leaker

The excerpts leaked were highly critical of Kevin Rudd but the authors now say that there is even more material that has not been released that paints a very different picture.

Now, in yet another extraordinary exclusive, an explosive second extract has been leaked to the Joe Hildebrand column. Of course some people say these excerpts have also been selectively edited but I see no evidence of that…

REPORT INTO WHY LABOR IS ROOTED

Appendix F: Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd took over the leadership of the ALP in late 2006 when, after a series of failed election opportunities, factional leaders determined it was ... the law. The leadership deal was done on the basis that Julia Gillard in fact had the majority of ... policy failings ... and after two terms as prime minister Rudd would ... take over as prime minister.

Rudd then led the ALP to a convincing victory in 2007 that most analysts attributed to voters being fed up with ... Julia Gillard. After the election he enjoyed a honeymoon period that was lengthy but ... necessarily based on good political management.

It was not long after this that the global financial crisis hit and Rudd, along with ... and of course Rudd, helped save the economy from recesion by giving everyone ... their freedom.

During this period turnover in the Prime Minister’s office was worryingly high. This was widely attributed to Rudd constantly making ... reasonable demands of his staff.

One staffer said his staff were always dancing to the media’s ... appropriate judgement. However it has been difficult to verify this as many of his staff no longer talk to ... Julia Gillard.

It is perhaps due to this unyielding work ethic and high demand that Kevin Rudd quickly gained a reputation within the government as a ... prime minister. It soon became clear that although he was highly popular with the electorate he was at the same time highly ... popular within his own party.

But in the lead up to the June 2010 leadership change there was a steady tracking downward in the ... loyalty of MPs. This led to Rudd’s chief of staff testing the prime minister’s support among the caucus, something that was seen as not ... deeply insulting.

As a result the Deputy Prime Minister considered mounting a challenge for the leadership, a decision that was affirmed after her key vote-counters told her she had ... scabies.

This episode again raised concerns in the public mind about the “faceless men” who control the ALP and determine the leadership. Factional leaders such as Bill Shorten and Mark Arbib should be ... effectively assassinated ... by Penny Wong.

Following the leadership change in 2010 and subsequent election campaign the party was rocked by a series of damaging leaks. All evidence indicates that Rudd was the source of the ... election victory.

There were also real trust issues due to “the real Julia’’ ... taking hard-earned money from ... disabled children.

All these factors combined to kill Labor’s ... greatest and perhaps only hope. Otherwise the party now faces the prospect of six, nine or even 12 years in opposition during which to ... apologise.

Since then, the Gillard government has ... hurt working families and Treasurer Wayne Swan in particular has done his best to encourage ... higher crime rates, binge drinking and drug abuse.

There is no doubt the breaking of the pledge not to introduce a carbon tax has caused significant damage to the ALP’s brand. This is largely because Gillard is ... a “witch” and other extreme ... green movements.

In terms of the public response, there are parallels here with Rudd’s backflip on the emissions trading scheme, which was ... way justified. This came to be seen as a fundamental betrayal of a popular mandate by ... not Kevin Rudd.

As a result, despite an appalling 12 months for the Gillard government, it remains unlikely that Rudd will return to the leadership simply because many in caucus see their future as ... live cattle exports.

In conclusion, it is true that Rudd delivered government to the ALP after 11 years of conservative rule but despite what he may think he is ... the Messiah.


After this last sentence, the document ends abruptly, apart from the words “SCREW YOU SUCKERS!!!” scrawled in red texta across the page.

I never did find out who leaked that document. I know they say you can usually guess who the source of a leak is based on whose interests are served but I just can’t put my finger on it..

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    • Against the Man says:

      05:16am | 10/12/11

      HaHa…....good one! smile

    • Alf says:

      08:38am | 10/12/11

      “... and of course Rudd, helped save the economy from recesion by giving everyone ... their freedom”.

      Bullshit. All Rudd did was waste the surplus that Howard/Costello left. He was (and still is) an incompetent, egomaniac who delivered nothing but waste and debt whilst destroying Labor brand in the process.

      Gillard was like the rebound affair you jump into after a bad relationship - comforting at the time, but now you wish you could chew your arm off.

    • nihonin says:

      09:03am | 10/12/11

      ‘Gillard was like the rebound affair you jump into after a bad relationship - comforting at the time, but now you wish you could chew your arm off’.  Sorry Alf, but I’ve never been that drunk .

    • Bertrant says:

      09:45am | 10/12/11

      Ah, the good old chestnut of the economically illiterate. Surplus = always good, deficit = always bad.

      Certainly, over time you don’t want to be running constant deficits, as the troubles in Europe and America will attest to. Yet a government that continues to run a surplus during times of economic hardship (such as now) is probably acting irresponsibly.

      There is no doubt that waste has occurred under this Labor government. It is one of their major failings and they are rightfully being held to account for it. Yet to simply scream ‘deficit’, without considering the possibility that sometimes it is the right thing to have, is ridiculous.

      As for Howard and Costello’s surplus. The last few years of their government also saw massive amounts of waste as they threw billions at the electorate in election bribes. Furthermore, good chunks of their surplus came from selling off national assets for a one-off cash boost. Their focus on always running big surpluses and always providing big tax cuts meant that spending had to be dropped in other places. It is why one of their legacies was a crumbling national infrastructure.

    • Anthony says:

      09:53am | 10/12/11

      I think you missed the point Alf. I don’t know what is more entertaing, the article or your response?

    • Unionist says:

      10:01am | 10/12/11

      Poor widdle wAlf…. didn’t get his $900 Rudd cheque

    • Alf says:

      10:13am | 10/12/11

      @Antony. it is about the failure of Labor to recognise they are a complete FAILURE (as revealded by Bracks, Carr and Faulkner, but censored by Gillard)

      I am glad you found my post entertaining…I might say the same if you get the time to write one yourself. Go ahead…make my day.

    • jf says:

      10:40am | 10/12/11

      Bertrant says:10:45am | 10/12/11

      “Ah, the good old chestnut of the economically illiterate. Surplus = always good, deficit = always bad.”

      Fair enough point Bertrant. The problem with this mob is that they have consistently failed to run surpluses when they should have meaning that the electorate doesn’t have sufficient confidence or trust in them to run a deficit when they need to.

    • bs says:

      11:12am | 10/12/11

      jf
      Have you forgotten about the GFC already?
      Isn’t that the first sign of alzheimers?

      Engage brain before typing next time.

    • Alf says:

      11:20am | 10/12/11

      @unionist. Actually, for once you are right. I didn’t get $900 from Krudd. Some of us were exempt and didn’t get the opportunity to bluge of other taxpayers.

    • wolfie says:

      01:18pm | 10/12/11

      um Alf, Anthony was just pointing out that you may have missed the ..... dots between “everyone ... their”. It’s meant to be a joke suggesting that there may have been ... beneficial editing. By all means be angry and carry your super angry monster hunting torch, but try at the same time to not look like one of the slightly slower villagers by missing the point.

    • jf says:

      01:47pm | 11/12/11

      bs says:12:12pm | 10/12/11

      “Have you forgotten about the GFC already?”

      Not at all. What’s your point?

      Or do you just come on here, chuck a few insults around and then scurry away?

    • Concerned Onlooker says:

      09:13am | 12/12/11

      @Alf I hate to be a pedant, but your comment seems to indicate that you believe KRudd is actually a very competent egomaniac - he just happens to be an incompetent economic manager. Or are you suggesting he’s incompetent at both?

    • Craig of North Brisbane says:

      02:09pm | 12/12/11

      Ah, good old Coalition supporters… they just read the first sentence or two to get the gist of things then immediately head for the comment section without reading the rest or understanding that maybe, just maybe, the column might be satirical.

    • stephen says:

      09:15am | 10/12/11

      He talks too much.

    • oscar says:

      09:37am | 10/12/11

      Howard/Costello after 12 years and money coming from all sides and selling public assets all what they left was 20 billion.You call that achievement?

    • acotrel says:

      10:10am | 10/12/11

      @Oscar
      ‘Howard/Costello after 12 years and money coming from all sides and selling public assets all what they left was 20 billion.You call that achievement?’

      And no new INFRASTRUCTURE !

    • Alf says:

      10:29am | 10/12/11

      @oscar. Actually, yes it was an achievement.

      Better then the $130b debt racked up (so far)  by these Labor fools in just 4 years.

    • Hillbilly says:

      10:45am | 10/12/11

      Oscar - Yeah!  I do.

    • Robert McCormick says:

      10:03am | 10/12/11

      Come on be fair to Rudd. He did not squander the Surplus Howard-Costello left all on his own. Both the, now World’s Worst Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, & the World’s Worst Ever Treasurer, Wayn Swan played even bigger roles in that than Rudd. Yes, Rudd is a control-freak, but then so is Gillard. Yes, Rudd has a problem with speaking coherently. So does Gillard. Yes, Rudd made the Public Servants in his office work & work hard. It must have been a real shock to them all to be told that that was what they were being paid to do.
      Gillard bows to the USA & agrees to sell Uranium to India but refuses to sell it it Pakistan. Pakistan is no threat to Australia.
      She takes credit for the changing of ALP Policy on the not-so-vitally-important issue of Same Sex Marriage & then votes against it!
      She, in typical old-fashioned Stalinist Socialist style air-brushes Kevin Rudd out of her list of Australian Prime Ministers. For Gillard he simply doesn’t exist & never did. How petty & bitter can a person get - particularly as it is 100% thanks to him that she even got the chance to be Deputy PM.
      If Gillard was not universally loathed by the voters not only would her (irrelevant) being minimally more popular than the ever-unpopular Abbott the ALP would not be languishing with a Primary Vote of 30% or less

    • Alf says:

      02:41pm | 10/12/11

      @Robert. Rudd took office in 2007 with net government surplus of almost $45 billion and left office in June 2010 with an estimated net debt of almost $42 billion. The record waste accredited to Rudd includes: $2.5b on pink bats, $23b in cash handouts and $14.7b on school halls. The great ‘economic conservative’ was more like a drunken sailor.

      Gillard was in lock step with him all the way (until he turned his back).

    • n_dude says:

      11:22am | 12/12/11

      How can you say Pakistan is no threat to Australia? Who do you think funds Al Qaeda and the Taliban? Certainly not the Indians! Pakistan’s rampant ISI is one of the primary causes and supporters of Islamic terrorism.

    • honey says:

      11:40am | 10/12/11

      Just thought I’d pop in and make a comment if no-one minds.
      Ms Gillard and Mr Swan owe their jobs to Mr Rudd, who brought ALP in on a landslide victory, after years in the wilderness.
      They showed utter treachery and callousness to him, in my opinion. I’m firmly in the conservative camp but what happened to Mr Rudd was undemocratic, just trashed the Aussie voters.

    • Wilma J Craig says:

      04:34pm | 10/12/11

      How right you are, Honey!
      I only ever voted once for the ALP & that was back in 1975. Not that it made a tap of difference for I was living in one of Malcolm Fraser’s Safest Liberal seats in the country!
      I just did not like the whole Government House bit.

    • Mattb says:

      03:13pm | 10/12/11

      @Honey

      “I’m firmly in the conservative camp but what happened to Mr Rudd was undemocratic, just trashed the Aussie voters.”

      How many times does it have to be said that Australian voters do not vote for the PM, the party votes the leader in. There was nothing ‘undemocratic’ about what happened to Rudd.

    • n_dude says:

      11:23am | 12/12/11

      That does not necessarily make right though.

    • marley says:

      03:21pm | 10/12/11

      Well, Joe, I thought it was funny.  I particularly liked the link between Swan (mentioned no doubt on page 21), and rising rates of crime, binge drinking and drug abuse (p103, perhaps?).

      Just a pity our schools apparently no longer teach the concept of the ellipsis.  Sigh…..

    • Trude says:

      03:51pm | 10/12/11

      Ruddy, Ruddy, Ruddy, Ruddy, Ruddy, Ruddy, Ruddy!!
      I like Rudd!! Make all the comments you want, he’s behaved in the most dignified manner anyone could ask for and he’s better than Gillard or the thing Libs have chosen. Ruddy for PM!!!

    • Alf says:

      05:11pm | 10/12/11

      @Trude. Rudd was a fool, Gillard is a bigger fool. And, he didn’t look too ‘dignified’ after Gillard just knifed him - the bottom lip trembling and tearing up while he bumbled through his ‘taking one for the team’ talk was the TV highlight of 2010. Classic stuff.

      If Rudd had any guts, he would have walked by now. He is just a big pussy.

    • Kevin says:

      04:11pm | 11/12/11

      Alf, I suggest you take a Bex and have a good lie down before you burst a blood vessel.

    • Chris says:

      07:58pm | 10/12/11

      Scabies.
      I laughed out loud at that.

    • Dave says:

      11:46pm | 10/12/11

      Joe, the problem is youre not very funny. Since, as far as I can tell, youre apparently not employed to write anything sensible all we’re really getting from you is porridge without the bran. I just puked that up all over the floor. You have that effect on me…

 

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