Kevin Rudd has a big political problem.  Tony Abbott has thrown him off balance with a couple of short jabs and he is struggling to regain its composure. 

That's right Mrs Harris, under Tony Abbott's IR laws, your husband will be working for the next 12,640 hours.

Tony Abbott has achieved this by punching at the key failures of the Rudd Government. It has changed the dynamic on the ground all of a sudden.

Labor’s marginal seat holders who just months ago were dreaming of an easy victory in the campaign this year are now talking darkly about the PM’s performance and wondering whether Julia just might be better. They are demanding some action to turn this around. They want something done to stop Tony Abbott and his momentum.

So what will the Labor Party do? It will do what it does best – it will concoct a union funded scare campaign based on falsehoods. Why wouldn’t they? It helped get them elected in the first place.

Last week we saw the Deputy Prime Minster on a public relations tour, not selling Labor’s own agenda but rather, trying to resurrect the monsters of elections past.  No doubt all dreamed up by the hollowmen who run his focus group tested government. 

However there are two big problems with this idea.

The first problem is that the history of re-run scare campaigns is fraught. In the 1993 South Australian election the Labor Party was all but wiped out by the campaign run on the state bank by the Liberal Party. In fairness to the South Australian public, Labor did take SA to the brink of bankruptcy the year prior. In 1997 the State Liberals ran the same campaign and went to the cliff of losing government because the public rightly saw through a government running on history.

The second reason this scare will fail is because people are beginning to see just how ‘fair’ Labor’s system is and just how much damage it will do to our economy.

Last Friday Reserve Bank Governor Glenn Stevens stripped the facade of fairness from Julia Gillard’s so called Fair Work Act.  He made very clear that the jury was out on whether Labor’s new ‘fair’ system would be able to achieve the economic results the Australian people have come to expect in recent years.

Julia Gillard’s so called Fair Work Act re-regulates Australia’s workplaces and takes Australia back beyond the reforms introduced in 1993 by the Keating Government all at the expense of the unemployed and those who soon will be because of unreasonable union demands. 

The Fair Work Act has increased union power and since it has been in operation the only beneficiaries of these changes appear to have been union officials and lawyers as big unions and big employers fight it out in the tribunals and the courts.

Responding to questions over comments by MUA leader Paddy Crumlin that only “dinosaurs” believed wage increases had to be productivity-linked, Mr Stevens noted there was concern over union activity in the WA resources sector and the direction the labour market was taking.

Now in an election year as the public tires of the Rudd Government’s empty promises, failures in health, education and refusal to take responsibility for programs linked to the deaths of four workers Ms Gillard treats the public with contempt as the ACTU gears up to mount a scare campaign on Labor’s behalf against the Coalition’s industrial relations policies.

Who could forget Sharan Burrow’s comment in 2005 when she said she needed “a mum or a dad of someone who’s been seriously injured or killed. That would be fantastic.”

You could ask the rhetorical question is there any depth that Sharan Burrow will not sink to for a scare campaign.

As Julia Gillard prepares to unleash Sharan Burrow and the IR bogeyman she will hope the media don’t ask questions about the thousands of pages of legislation, regulations and rules in her so called balanced system that entrench the control of the unions and industrial tribunals and make employees worse off. 

Let us look at her record so far.  No worker will be worse off – wrong.  No employer will be worse off – wrong again.  The ‘fair’ laws will not damage the economy – the biggest fib of all.

Julia Gillard doesn’t trust employees and employers and has mandated a system governing every minute of every day of employees and employers across Australia. But she does trust Sharan Burrow and the ACTU to deliver their scare campaign. 

While Julia Gillard denies employers and employees the basic democratic right to make an agreement together without the interference of unions and industrial tribunals the ACTU will be looking to cash in their IOU just as they did after the last election. 

The ACTU co-operate only as long as it helps them achieve their goals. They are prepared to inflict damage, quite a lot of damage, to get what they want. 

That’s the real bogeyman Australians should worry about.

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    • formersnag says:

      05:11pm | 23/02/10

      The Liberal/National coalition could extremely, easily, win the next election, in a landslide, with one simple, easily understood by everybody policy. Before the last election, everybody other than extremists on both sides agreed that industrial relations reform was taken a bit too far with work choices. The system as it was before that with EBA’s, was working well, fair, reasonable, balanced, well understood by most people & all the regulars working in industrial relations.

      So, why can’t the conservatives go to the next election with this easy, simple, pledge, repeal the “fair work” act & the “work choices” act. Go back to the system which everybody remembers fondly, understands, etc.

    • Jack G says:

      08:45am | 24/02/10

      someone should give Jamie Briggs a few short jabs

    • H of SA says:

      10:27am | 24/02/10

      A good suggestion formersnag, I too think EBA’s was the right balance

    • Jack Thomas says:

      06:54pm | 24/02/10

      Abbott has not released a proposal for new IR laws.

      Labor and the Unions, and their mates in the media, are talking as if he has.

      Where is the proposal?

      There isn’t one.

      Those are the facts.

      The rest is just a scare campaign that you have bought into, like a sucker.

    • Rony says:

      07:07am | 24/02/10

      If the Ruddmiester wants to stop the Abbott momentum all he and his merry band of incompetent ministers (the trilogy of swan, roxon and garrett) is deliver results and positive policies that are implementable and work. Unfortunately this is going to be beyong the Rudd governments who have had at least 2 years to make a difference. Enjoy your overseas trips while you can mr.pm.

    • Have read the laws says:

      07:42am | 24/02/10

      Labor has kep 95% of workchoices in its current laws. The two things that workchoices did that was different from the previous law was to increase unfair dismissal thresholds to 100 employees, and remove the no disadvantage test for AWA’s. This is what people didn’t like.

      The Libs should argue for a return to the previous workchoices law - which worked well. Labor’s laws have undone changes argued strongly for by Keating and Hawke!

      Anyway, Jamie, you are right with what you say. Labor should fix the problems with its own laws instead of focussing on the ghosts of campaigns past….

    • George says:

      08:55am | 24/02/10

      @Have read the law, we now know that KRudd at the insistence of the Unions successfully demonised and made the Workchoices extremely toxic in the eyes of average ‘Aussie Joe and Jane’ ( with apologies to the ethnic communities) after all Mr Howard only had himself to blame for taking the IR reforms too far out in 2007.

      But has the ALP really interred ‘Workchoices ‘as they claim they have? In my opinion KRudd and Gillard have only succeeded in exorcising the brand and nothing else.  Now with the blessing of the unions they are waving the Workchoices corpse at everyone if only to remind people of the horror that it was. It reeks of party line politics and Sharran Burrows and Greg Combet are complicit.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Burrows is parachuted into a safe Labor seat in time for the next Federal election. 

      A sell out if you ask me, and people wonder why the union rank and file are up in arms, union members should probably consider buying lipstick and putting it on, surely they would want to look pretty whilst they are getting f%^*@$d by KRudd and Co.

    • Jen from Nana Glen says:

      01:26pm | 24/02/10

      As an employer I am very reluctant to employ anyone, even part-time due to new so-called Fair Work Australia.  Wages costs have sky rocketed along with the general cost of living.

      However pressure from increasing wage rises will mean fewer jobs, exluding those that will go overseas due to ambit wage and allowance claims aka recent WA resources fiasco.  Unionists benefit while employees lose jobs.

      Would love to grow my business but if my partner & I can’t do it, we won’t be employing anyone else based on cost benefit analysis - super and Workers Comp in our business the two biggest killers.  Now when unions start telling me how to run my business it is obvious they have no idea of costs.

    • H of SA says:

      04:29pm | 24/02/10

      Eye 4 an eye…..I smell an urban myth, like those stories of criminals suing their victims which turned out to be an outraging piece of fiction

    • My say says:

      09:02pm | 24/02/10

      Prior to the Hawke Goverment workers were able to go to arbitration and nut-it-out.  Bod Hawke got the Industrial relation process much to politically.  Workers were able to legally fight for their rights more easily   before the Hawke Government.  In the Hawke government the whole thing become to top heavy.  The Hawke deal was done and that was that for the Australian Worker.  Union membership also decline and they too have become much to much top heavy.

    • acker says:

      08:00am | 24/02/10

      It’s not fair when someone working for a major “supermarket chain” is protected by unfair dismissal laws and someone working next door at a “dry cleaners” is not….Until the Liberals sort out a better way to deal with unfair dismissals in small businesses, possibly some kind of indemnity insurance. They will continue to struggle with this issue.

    • T.Chong says:

      09:00am | 24/02/10

      Simple acker, every one deserves protection from unfair dismissals, whether they work for Woolies or a drycleaners.
      I mean , wasnt it outrageous the way that Patricks simply retrenched all those ex military people that they conned into strike breaking during Reith And Howards first attack against wage earners during the waterfront dispute?
      I recall one of the scabs actually lamenting how unfair Patricks treated them, and he would have been better off in a union !
      We cant let that happen again, can we?

    • acker says:

      10:11am | 24/02/10

      @T.Chong ..it is not that simple…. I suggest payroll tax gets abolished for companies that employ less than 15 people but compulsory unfair dismissal idemnity insurance gets taken out by the small business. Then the insurance provider will be the entity disputing the unfair dismissal case should it go to court. Premiums would reflect that costing and most likely a $10,000 - $20,000 excess will deter the small business taking out the insurance from wanting to have a case being presented againt them.

      Large companies have a lot more resources at their disposal to deal with the unfair dismissal issue than small companies.

    • George says:

      01:56pm | 24/02/10

      @ T.Chong, the reality of it is that it is expensive for cash strapped small to medium sized businesses (struggling to stay above water) to deal with unfair dismissals which often enough are frivolous and vexatious.

      For small to medium sized businesses dealing with unfair dismissals especially if it reaches litigation point represents lost revenue.  Last I looked small to medium sized business operators there not compensated for these kinds of incidences.  Did any of your union mates or their bosses think of the business operator in these situations?  Seems to me you and your union mates want to run small to medium sized business operators out of ‘town’.

    • Labor = No Small Business says:

      02:53pm | 24/02/10

      Exactly George.  When I have an employee who is not doing his job - slacking off and has cost my company money, I can’t just sack him.  I have to give him 3 seperate written and verbal warnings and even then the unions want to come in and tell me how I should be running my business when all I want is an employee who will get the job done.  And, when that same employee eventually realises that he’s going to be out of a job then he goes and trashes my expensive equipment!.  If I was allowed to sack the employee when I wanted to I would have had a new working employee (who wanted to work) and also wouldn’t have had to fork out a fortune to get my equipment back up and running.

      Labor = No Small Business

    • acker says:

      03:17pm | 24/02/10

      @George unfortunately it is too often small business that unfairly dismisses people

    • eye4aneye says:

      03:51pm | 24/02/10

      I liked the story recently where the guy got his job back despite being legitimatly sacked for OH & S issues because it would be to hard for him to find another job…...what the?

    • Jack Thomas says:

      06:42pm | 24/02/10

      Sorry TC but you have bought into the big lie about the MUA dispute.

      This has been spun and perpetuated by nutters from the Socialist Left, ALP and even the ABC non-fiction drama “Bastard Boys” (did you even notice the good guys were the Unions, romantic types with families, etc. and the bad guys were Patricks who were all nasty cold men in suits with no families - comical if not such a clear political directive).

      Just like the myth of Paul Keating’s economic prowess perpetuated by himself and Labor Luvvies, the romantic myth surrounding the MUA has no connection to reality.

      Fact is the wharves were a complete rort, run by unions with criminal elements extorting the shipping companies and doing whatever they liked. In addition, the MUA ripped off every one of us because they added millions of dollars in costs to all shipping, from gas and oil to everyday products.

      The MUA effectively taxed us all, while being paid enormous wages for it. Just on their relative skill level, an MUA forklift driver was paid $130,000 per year in 2005, compared to equivalent role $45,000 off the Port.

      The MUA ran a closed shop, and used such extreme tactics of intimidation as you would find in jail. Workers were ruled by their Union bosses through fear and violence, there was nothing Patricks could do to match that. Safety was not an issue, workers were more at risk from workplace “accidents” caused by their failure to pay union dues or dispute anything in MUA meetings. Don’t even think you could work there and choose not to be part of the MUA, your life would be at risk.

      MUA members were directly involved in drug smuggling and theft on the wharves. Still to this day they are, for example in 2009 MUA assistant Queensland branch secretary, Dave Perry, was arrested for his involvement with a crime syndicate and two drug smuggling attempts in 2006. Tip of the iceberg stuff that.

      The MUA fought hard to keep their rorts, drugs, and commercial extortion because they would not be able to operate that way, or make that kind of money anywhere else. There is a reason why the Wharfies (MUA members) once were stronger and more dangerous than any crime gang in Australia.

      Extreme methods were required to deal with the MUA, because of the extreme violence the MUA threatened and perpetuated.

      The MUA made our docks the most inefficient place in Victoria, sending millions of dollars in Gross State Product and State revenue (taxpayer funds) to places like Queensland and Botany.

      Under the MUA prior to the strike, they were clearing 560,000 TEU’s (containers) a year.

      Patricks still operate the Port, the MUA has been defeated and the Port of Melbourne now clears over 2.2 million.

      In May last year, the MUA opposed further expansion and development, lobbying the State Government to deny a 3rd Stevdore (operator).

      Check the facts rather than believing the lies and spin.

      Have a look at our docks now, they are a safe and effiicent place. The result was worth the strikebreakers, guards and dogs.

    • Bigboomer says:

      08:22am | 24/02/10

      I don’t believe Abbott won’t bring back workchoices under another name. All the signs are there, hes already talked of unfair dismissal and removal of penalty rates and if you don’t want to work till your 70 years old a vote for Abbott is lunacy. Australian life expectency according to the Government website for a male is 79 years. So Abbott will virtually work us untill death.  According to The Sydney morning Herald tobacco and alcohol will rise.
      Australian workers are not fools and are not going to jump into more work place strife nor will we be blindly lead by Tony Abbott and The Liberal sheep

    • Old Clive says:

      09:42am | 24/02/10

      Just who are the sheep in this country, the Australian Lying Party was formed by people who looked after sheep, oops by people who robbed sheep of their protective coats, and things have not changed as far as that party is concerned,  the ALP is a conglomeration of lawyers and others hell bent on controlling people for their own benefit and the benefit of theit loyal sheep.

    • H of SA says:

      10:09am | 24/02/10

      Ah Clive, go son! Keep insulting those who disagree with you, it’ll sure encourage them to come over to your side!

    • T.Chong says:

      10:56am | 24/02/10

      Old Clive , are you seriosly having a go at shearers for shearing ? what is the alternative?
      BTW you are aware that Little Johnnie , Phil Ruddock ,  Joe Hockey, and many other Coalition people are also lawyers?

    • k says:

      12:03pm | 24/02/10

      actually, you will probably find that most of the ALP are not lawyers, may have studied law eventually, but the LNP etc pride themselves on being lawyers…

    • Old Clive says:

      01:57pm | 24/02/10

      Yes you are right of course, so what is the difference in the political parties,  according to the blurps they both tell lies when it suits them, They always give themselves pay rises. The only difference is this, one lot can govern without running the country into toomuch debt while the other party just does’t know how to do anything or should that be anythnk.

    • eye4aneye says:

      02:00pm | 24/02/10

      He won’t bring it back because it proved unpopular - he may personally love workchoices (I don’t know) but he won’t try and reintroduce it even under another name because the minute he did the Labor party researches would unearth it and cry shenanigans.

      At the end of the day he’ll do what gets him votes - they all do.

      I’ll probably vote liberal though If i can’t have a government that run the country like a country I’ll take the government that will run it like a business (Liberal) over the one that run it like a charity (Labor) and I’ll take a lobotomised monkey party over the ones that would run it as an environmental science project (greens)

    • T.Chong says:

      08:33am | 24/02/10

      Jamie B, if Serfchoices was such a winner, I cant understand why Abbott, Hockey, and yourself arent out there now trying to flog serfchoices 2.
      You , like most Connedserfatives seem to think that the average wage earner / voter is as stupid as LNP strategists.
      Yeah Jim, and other LNPs, every ones just champing at the bit to trade away job security ,  not.

    • Nigel says:

      09:03am | 24/02/10

      It’s worth reading your comments - not for the inciteful logic, after all there’s none of that but for the hilarious way you cleverly construct words like connedserfatives. With your rapier wit you should be on stage ... perhaps as a janitor.

    • T.Chong says:

      10:49am | 24/02/10

      Yes Nige, the inspiration is from some Right punchers who use deliteful terms like Leftards. UnAustralian is another favorite to describe any contrary POV.
      I have noticed though that since Palin objected ( quite rightly too, though not about Rush Limbaugh, funnily enough,) to the use of retard as an insult , the term isnt used quite as frequently here.  Shes influentual with Righters, world wide, isnt she? 
      See ya at the final curtain call.  ; )

    • Scot says:

      12:34pm | 24/02/10

      Nigel, T Chong s a mule for the Labor party in Sussex street or more Burrows in Melbourne. He has been also on the other Punch columns as well. He comes over like a Labor Work Choices unionist that has been hard done by in a previous life. He may be one of Gillards stooges as well. The work force have had a enough of Unions and their days are numbered. SME’s are better employees than he gives them credit for. I would not have Chong in my company.

    • Craig Thomson says:

      08:43am | 24/02/10

      Jamie,
      I think the Reserve Bank Governor was far more concerned about the economic incompetence of Barnaby Joyce and Joe Hockey! Check the Hansard

    • Botfly says:

      08:49am | 24/02/10

      Tony Abbot has already talked of removing penalty rate and unfair dismissal laws will be changed. To Put it simply I have no faith that man will not bring back workchoices under another name. He also wants us to work till 70 years old. The life expectancy for an Australian male is 79 years old. So we will be worked till death. He doing this to crack down on disability pensions , the poorest of the poor. Lets all just pick on Australia’s weakest, and work ourselves to death doing it. You can con some of the people some of the time but you can’t con us all

    • Lucas says:

      12:02pm | 24/02/10

      Sounds a lot like bigboomer from above.  Do the ALP provide copy-paste notes to their uni members these days?

    • Dingo says:

      03:58pm | 24/02/10

      Botfly, the only truth in what you posted is the possibility of a change to unfair dismissal laws that would define a small business as one that has 20 employees instead of the current 15 (including part-time workers).  The rest is ALP/union propaganda. The coalition has not yet released its IR policy.

      Under the current laws bought in by the Rudd Govt, some of those part-time workers no longer have a job because they can’t meet the unions demands for minimum hours per shift, even though that is what both the employer and employee want.

      You’re right, the ALP and unions sure have you conned.

    • Fog Badger says:

      08:52am | 24/02/10

      Morning comrade Chong.

      grin

    • T.Chong says:

      09:21am | 24/02/10

      Morning FB, . Hope alls well.  Now down to task. Are you and fellow Right Punchers ready to admit yur totally wrong, ? (but I respect yur right to be). Think hard before answering, because yous cant live in denial all the time.
      Have a drink of Redbull, and xtra strong coffeee, and I’ll sip my chardonnay / bong water shandie, keyboards at the ready.
      (remember the first name caller of a fellow blogger, left or right looses. We all take poshots at article authors , but everyone knows thats part of the game.)

    • Fog Badger says:

      10:50am | 24/02/10

      T.Chong @0921am.

      Totally wrong about what,T.Chong?

    • Andrew says:

      09:14am | 24/02/10

      There is no complexity to the issues at hand here. If I am a worker, I deserve the right in a democratic society to either opt into the Union system or to opt out of it. Neither side has really given me a fair choice on that
      And as for acker, what aboutr my right as an small business owner to run my business with minimal interferance, it is after all my money and my risk that keeps people employer. No matter what size my business, I cannot sack someone illegally, but I reservce the right to be unfair in terms of what a Union describes as unfair, because most of the time it is not unfair at all. I say again, it is my money and my risk!
      And as for Workchoices, I ask this every time someone bleats on about it, find me someone who was legitimately screwed by the system, not the fake actors used in the Union ads.
      If you think Workchoices was the reason for a change in government, you are kidding yourselves.

    • Kim says:

      03:19pm | 24/02/10

      Most people I spoke to said:  “It’s time to give someone else a go - Libs have been in too long.”  When I told them “If it’s not broke - don’t f*ck with it.” I was told “I like KRudd - he’s even good looking, much better than looking at Howard.”  The only thing they knew about Workchoices was what the labor party spokesman had sprouted on tv.

      This is the way of the Australian voter, peoples.  You might say that they have a brain, but most of them have no concept of politics and don’t really want to know.  All they really know if the spin adds that are on tv.  The only time that lying is allowed in advertising is when politics is involved.  All the Australian public want is to have a “safe” job and be able to go about their lives. 

      I’m not saying this is everyone mind, but is probably the view of the majority of the australian population.

    • John A Neve says:

      09:24am | 24/02/10

      Australain politics is the politics of fear, this sadly has been the case for at least 20 years.

      The introduction of the credit card and all that goes with it, made fear the politicians major weapon. Someone deep in debt doesn’t talk back, doesn’t go on strike and always votes with their hip-pocket.

      Then we have the nationalistic fear; boat people, the hordes from the north and last but not least terrorrism.

      Policies, who cares about policies? As long as I have a job, they lock those boat people up, we shoot terrorist and I get a couple of “free” handouts, child care or home grant.  That’s the party for me.

    • Adam Diver says:

      10:09am | 24/02/10

      Spot on John. I think debt controls people lives and decisions more than anything else. Its a lot hareder to take risk if you still have to pay a mortgage.

    • davo says:

      09:37am | 24/02/10

      With the exception of a scare campaign no-one really knew what workchoices was about anyway.
      Gillard has stuffed it up now with the “no worker will be worse off” ....so are people really with them on the IR front???
      I think the Government wants to run a union supported election on IR because it diverts attention from the things that matter (health; budget blowouts etc) After the first term have they really done anything meaningful??? not really, (unless your mike kaiser I suppose) other then show utter contempt for anything that they dont think is a good idea
      Kevin Dudd is a do nothing Prime Minister and then tries to spin his way out of whatever hotspot he is in.
      thankfully the people are quickly seeing through this and funny enough this makes him more frustrated.
      Personally, I see the Nation being managed the way NSW has been for over a decade (wth spin and lies)—NSW is a basket case and I really hope that the Nation does not end up in the same boat- help us all if that happens

    • Old Clive says:

      10:05am | 24/02/10

      Work choices was about removing power from the unions and that is a big no no in the halls of the Ausralian Lying Party which receives it’s income from thay source.  Any person that has held any managerial position invovling workers covered by unions , knows how corrupt these unions are, maratime unions are the worst on the scale{ look at last weeks results} $1500 for 20 hours work, work out your figures , 2 weeks on 2 weeks off 6 weeks leave a year for shift work.  Work choices was about what the name says, sure there were some unsrupulus employers but they are chicken feed compared to the unions and the lawyers in the ALP.

    • H of SA says:

      10:03am | 24/02/10

      Well to be fair Jamie, you did appoint Abetz as IR spokesperson, not exactly a move designed to convince the electorate Workchoices isn’t still your policy.

      I’ve said it before on this site and I will say it again, as long as you have the likes of Abetz and Nick Minchin (who publically stated that Workchoices - get this - didn’t go far enough) the suspicion will remain:

      The Liberal party is the Workchoices party.

      Deliberatly thumbing your nose at the electorate by appointing the likes of Abetz to IR does nothing to alay this suspicion. We are not so naive as you might think Jamie.

    • Francis says:

      10:38am | 24/02/10

      It pretty scarey how Abbott with a few sharp attacks has dinted the Government. Im not sure if it great news either I dont htink much of Abbott but if some as silly as Abbott can have the Government ducking for cover it doesnt say much for the Government. I would have hoped that a better oppostion could have done a better job at keeping the Government accountable. In saying all of this Rudd is far more popular as a PM than Abbott, Rudd still talks the talk and is doing enough on the PR front to mute Abbott.

    • Super D says:

      10:46am | 24/02/10

      Workchoices has a lot in common with the insulation debacle.  In both instances the government of the day put in place structures with the best intentions that were capable of abuse by the unscrupulous.  The fact is Workchoices hurt hardly anyone, most bosses didn’t screw their employees into the ground and reduce their pay and conditions just as most of the roof insulation work was done well.  Under workchoices some poeple were able to, and did, screw over their employees just as some shonks jumped on the insulation bandwagon.  In both cases the government implemented structures that didn’t allow for the fact that whenever any type of system is set up there is an element who will try and game it.  If the coalition come up with an IR system with an understandable safety net and an adequate complaints process any IR scare campaign will be dismissed by the voting public as vested interest propaganda.  Abbott is right to bring on debate on IR, he needs to follow that up with a transpareant and demonstrably fair (to workers not unions) policy. 

      He should also set up a shonk division to road test any new policies for potential abuse.  From the pink bats debacle it is clear this capacity is not available in the environment department.  I would suggest he staffs it from centrelink or the tax office, both of which are used to people trying to rip them off on a daily basis.

    • Robert King says:

      10:59am | 24/02/10

      I can’t begin to imagine the ‘Liberal’ party ever using ‘scare tactics’ to try to win an election… has anyone seen the kids? Oh my God! Is that them… in the water… I’m sure the ‘Liberal’ party would never dream of sinking below the ‘new low’ for ‘scare campaigns’ they set in 2007 with their racist letterbox drops. Do you really think the Australian people are that stupid? That their memories are that short? You clearly demonstrated your contempt for the numerically superior ‘average workers’ when you gained control of the senate and tried to ram through Work ‘choices’. You showed your true colours then; what you really thought of the ‘Howard battlers’ and their purpose in your economic plans. In a country where 92% of the population don’t go to church, the best asset the Labor party has is Tony Abbott; an unstable clown, leader of the ‘Liberal’ party by one vote and a man who can’t seem to intellectuallty grasp the separation of church and state, the role of women in our society, the economy (it’s boring),  human interaction (people are ‘irritating’... thanks, Health Minister), the road rules… the list is endless. I realise we don’t vote for presidents, but the prospect of Tony Abbott as prime minister clearly disturbs 63% of the population… and quite rightly so. I hope you get yourself very comfortable in opposition.

    • asproella says:

      11:01am | 24/02/10

      Your comment:Don’t worry about industrial relations laws Gillard has kept most of Howards anyway, in stealth,worrie about internet censoring,childen being labeled with numbers so they can be tracked anywhere they go,Gillard and Rudd are communists,they want to control everything, where are all the civil libertarians now.?These numbers are a rouse pretending to track kids through school,but you track the child your track the parents,children as young as five starting school will have a number for the rest of their lives,who needs an Austrlia card big brother knows all with medicare now they want numbers for the kids ....shame Australia for giving our country over to socalists….....

    • Robert King says:

      11:58am | 24/02/10

      @ asproella;
      Don’t look now, but I think there’s someone hiding under your bed… No. I don’t think it’s just a pile of books… you’ve clearly never read one, lunatic.

    • Kim says:

      03:29pm | 24/02/10

      Ah asproella, all children already have a psn (personal student number) but this is unique to each school.

      All year 11 and 12 students have both a PSN and a LUI (Learner Unique Identifier) this is so that when a student moves schools, the state government can ensure that their learning account is kept up to date so that when the Senior Certificates are printed they have all the students learning on it and not just half of it.

      I really don’t get your point.

    • cynic says:

      11:41am | 24/02/10

      2010 will be the winter of discontent as krudd relaises just what jules has done on the ir front & small employers/ workers get hit bad.

      As for shazza, well she got the deaths she wished for, a bit late tho, but 4! All thnaks to a bungled insulation programme by rudd who is making garret the fall guy!

    • AdamC says:

      11:41am | 24/02/10

      This situation somewhat mirrors the saga of the GST in 1993. In both cases you had a policy proposed by the Coalition, which the ALP rejected, for reasons of opportunism in the case of the GST and union patronage in the case of IR. You also have highly successful scare campaigns. In the case of the GST, of course, the scare campaign worked in 1993 and failed in 1998. Of course, in 1993 you had an excellent campaigner in Keating and in 1998 the Coalition were arguing from the position of incumbency. Nonetheless, it will be interesting to see what happens if this election is fought as IR mk 2.

      I doubt it will be, though. It is likely that this coming election will be a referendum on Kruddy’s economic (especially fiscal) performance.

    • Peter of Adelaide says:

      11:54am | 24/02/10

      I doubt that Labor’s scare campaign will work again as Labor’s record is not good. . There is no doubt that Work Choices went too far.  However it can be markedly improved - by removing any bad bits - but still again ensure low unemployment and improve productivity.  Ms. Gillard and her Unions have gone too far the other way and are seriously damaging our productivity and employment prospects. Indications are that they cannot and will not do anything right.

      The irresponsible and incompetent behaviour of Kevin Rudd in not sacking Peter Garrett as soon as the many very serious warnings, some as early as 12 months ago, did not result in the stopping of the insulation roll-out which would have prevented 4 deaths etc, is matched only by the irresponsibility and incompetence of Julia Gillard.  Both Mr. Rudd and Ms Gillard are focussed on self glorification and little else.  Except for making it easy for Unions to damage our productivity and job prospects as well as answering endless empty Dorothy Dixers to take up Question Time instead of answering legitimate questions from the Opposition to provide information to the community as a responsible Government should.

    • Robert King says:

      12:01pm | 24/02/10

      The ‘Liberal’ party have a big political problem; Tony Abbott. Leader by one of a rump of neo-fascists, with nowhere to go.

    • aporoella says:

      01:58pm | 24/02/10

      Asproella @ Robrert King,I READ A LOT OF BOOKS and can tell when a labor party stooge trys to stifle FREE SPEECH by calling people lunatic’s and watch out for red’s under your bed because you are cluless to them right under your nose…dopey..You don’t have an opnion, you are just a follower,monkey follow’s monkey ..

    • Evan Findlay says:

      05:54pm | 24/02/10

      Aporoella, “monkey follow monkey” Are you sure you read those books? Also the word “tries” ends in “ies”, not “ys” and opinion is spelt with two “I"s.The word socialists is spelt also with two “I"s. The word “worry” ends with a “y”, not “ie”.  Just thought I would let you know. And if you want your argument to be taken seriously drop the capitols and try not to revert to personal attacks unless you can articulate them. And just on a point of interest, where you educated during the years of the Howard government? Your spelling, grammar and sentence structure is appalling. Maybe tracking children during their formative years might just help them to communicate with a lot more clarity than we have witnessed here today.

    • exzilerate says:

      12:10pm | 24/02/10

      Its not only the draconian IR laws that Abbott will bring back in but also his gutless attack on Pensioners. In particular Disability Pensioners who he wants to force to submit to yearly medicals. Given that the government has placed these individuals on a pension in the first place and that many already have to face medicals every 2 years it would seem just another weak attack on people who are the most vulnerable in our community. No Pensioner of any type in Australia should trust Tony Abbott. He is a very weak man indeed.

    • Scoota says:

      01:01pm | 24/02/10

      I know of quite a few people on disability pensions who are more than able to work. Alot of them have no intention of returning to work, and think they’ve made it once they’ve been granted the disability pension. It’s common knowledge around places like the pub, the pokie rooms and the TAB.

    • Fog Badger says:

      04:21pm | 24/02/10

      exzilerate @ 1210 pm

      You should direct your anger at the small minority of malingerers who upset the cart for all the dinkum claims.

      And on the issue of trust, none should trust Kevin Rudd.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      06:43pm | 24/02/10

      Not a big fan of Abbott, but annual medicals on disability pensions is a very good idea. After all if they aren’t rorting the system then they have nothing to worry about, do they?

    • Randal says:

      01:20pm | 24/02/10

      Jamie, this is a very sensitive issue for the opposition and will be the true test of Abbott’s leadership.

      The question will be whether Abbott can balance the wants of employers of small businesses to have greater flexibility in dealing with their workforce versus the clear statement from the electorate that Work Choices went too far in swaying the balance back to the employees.

      How he and the Liberal party deals with this vexed question will go a long way to deciding whether the current mementum can be maintained in the lead up to the next election.

      For mine we can expect to hear a lot of “Workchoices is dead” as John Howard so famously declared of the Hewson’s GST during the lead up to the ‘96 election.

      The ALP will want this front and centre of the campaign and Abbott will need to keep his troops in line and maintain an approach of no changes to the current IR laws should the Libs win and the mantra should become “we listened to the people and Work Choices is dead” to every IR related question in order to attempt to take the sting out of the issue.

      Any policy statement on altering the IR policy by the Coalition, regardless of the actual affect upon workers rights and entitlements, will open the Coalition to fierce attack from both the union movement and the government and this will need to be avoided at all costs as this issue is a clear vote loser for the Coalition.

    • H of SA says:

      01:36pm | 24/02/10

      Spot on Randal, I reckon the Liberals could do worse than employ you as an adviser. The sooner they heed your advice the better for Australia, as a strong opposition 1) makes a better government and 2) offers the voters a choice.

      I hope that Workchoices really is dead. However I’m cynical because Abetz has been appointed coalition IR spokesperson - which is pretty much a coded way of telling the base that the ideology hasn’t changed.

      At the same time that this message secures the base, it also denies the party any hope of getting the voters the coalition needs back.

      I don’t think the Liberal party truly understands how great a loss it suffered - and I’m not talking about an election loss, thats an occupational hazard for a political party.

      The loss I refer to is the loss of trust with the electorate. Workchoices didn’t just hurt the Liberal party, it hurt all of us. There is now a rift between the Liberal party and the voters. It was a deal breaker and there are scars.

      This needs to be healed and the Liberals taking your advice would be   a good beginning

    • Old Clive says:

      06:31pm | 24/02/10

      If we would have had a strong opposition when lying Johnny was at the helm we might have a better country now. The then opposotoion had no policies then and they have stuffed up the ones they thought they had now and now Tough Tony has them dead sh+t scared and they are running for cover, trying to find some more actors to act as workers.

    • Carl Palmer says:

      01:26pm | 24/02/10

      From 2004 to 2007 the trend in the number of days lost due to industrial disputes fell. However between 2007 and 2009 the trend in lost days due to industrial disputes increased.

      And of the future - well

      (19th Feb 2010) - Mr Yoshifumi Nakata, Nippon Steel’s Australian boss, had said he was “afraid and very concerned” about the escalation of industrial action in Australia’s resource and energy sector has been described as a “sobering wake up call” by the sectors leading employer organisation …

      No Brainer

    • Nicki says:

      01:43pm | 24/02/10

      Go Tony go!
      My vote is for you my genius.

    • T.Chong says:

      02:48pm | 24/02/10

      Scotty, now, now ,here you go making statements that are simply wrong. I’m not a member of the Labor Party (I consider the ALP almost as bad as the LNP in many ways)
      The ALP and LNP have almost morphed into the same, in right of center ideology , particularly since 1996
      I take the Micheal Moore POV ( you just knew that didnt you!)  Pox on both houses, its only that the ALP is slightly less poxy than the LNP, in some areas, industial relations been the subject of this article.
      Yes Scotty , I like many (most ) others here post on more than one article. Congrats on now been able to read more than one article a day BTW
      Why Scot would you think I would want to work in any business, industry you’d be involved in ?
      I end comment as I’ll get censored, but I think you have a good idea about what I’d say to you, and your creepy monitoring of my POVs.

    • Fog Badger says:

      04:25pm | 24/02/10

      I saw him first, Scotty!

      And T.Chong, Michael Moore is becoming a pox on society.

      grin

    • Angela Lloyd says:

      03:00pm | 24/02/10

      Do you really think there is a difference between the political parties?  Really there is no difference. Lets go back and talk about it.  Let us look at the post was era of the global economy.
      Menzies government succeeded the Chifley Government in the post war period. Menzies founded a new liberal in 1948.  In 1949 Robert Gordon Menzies was elected for Government.  Lucky for him he had the financial backing of the big boys from the top end of town.  One of a few was the media moguls.  They were happy to put their money on the table and print articles for Menzies.  With the confidence and backing of the media’s coverage Menzies attacks on Australian Labour Parties socialism and ringing calls for freedom.  Exemplified for Menzies in the Chifley government’s attempts to nationalise banks. To introduce a national health scheme retaining rationing, and control of the economy, gave him a substantial electoral victory.
      Menzies timing was perfect.  The next 20 years was a period of almost continuously expanding production and prosperity.  These growth years were ignited by the:
                  Existing pro-war demand.
                  The Korean War.
                  Large scale immigration.
        People had more money in their pay packets in comparison to the post-war 1 years and in addition the period of those who lived in the Great Depression Years          
       
      Indeed it was the Golden years, the boom times of the post war era.  Australia was literally dragged along by the World Ecomony’s growth pattern. What the Australian of the day cherished most was a house with a nice garden and a car.  In fact it was a foolproof time for Menzies and his cabinet, nothing could have possible gone wrong. It was a time of huge scale Industrialization. All those things pushed the growth of Australia forwards and also attributed to the Nation being dragged along by the pattern of global economy’s growth.  It was perfect timing and totally foolproof for the Menzies Government.  He was as British right down to his shoelaces.  People fretted over any speculative propaganda of a communist takeover or another war breaking out.  So for them Menzies was the man, the only man for the job.  Every bit of news was censored to protect his image. He had the power.  He had it money (Ref: The Henderson Report).  He had it all.

      Hasn’t times changed since then?  Thank-god for that.  The Liberal Party were recognised as the rich and top-end-of towners and the Labour Party was the party that back the worker.  There was an enormous distinction between the left side and the right side of political floor.  There is no evidence of such division of the political field to-day.  Most of them come from the same bubble.  It is not so much as to what the people want but rather what is in it for me.  It appears they all come from the same womb.

    • Kim says:

      04:21pm | 24/02/10

      hehehehe - brothers from another mother.

    • Fog Badger says:

      04:27pm | 24/02/10

      Of course there is no difference.

      But at least the coalition don’t pretend to be the workers’ party.

    • John A Neve says:

      05:29pm | 24/02/10

      Fog Badger,
      Shame on you. Firstly in this day and age, how do you define a “worker”?
      When in the last twenty years has the Labor party ever supported the worker? They have in fact moved further and further to the right, tell us Fog Badger, what is the real difference between Labor and Liberal?

      Does Liberal still support small business?

      Politics today is a game played by the top end of town, what real power do politicians have?

      If they don’t toe the line, there out.

    • Evan Findlay says:

      05:57pm | 24/02/10

      Well Fox Badger that’s about the only thing you have managed to get right all day.

    • Fog Badger says:

      09:38pm | 24/02/10

      John A Neve 0529pm,

      I agree there is no difference, but the ALP likes to consider itself the “workers’ ” party (what ever that means). Surely you wouldn’t suggest that isn’t true?

      Evan 0557pm,

      Thanks. Just in case that comment was taken the wrong way, I didn’t say that the coalition is not the “workers’ ” party. Whatever that means.

      Again, I agree that the main political parties in Oz are the same beast. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks the whole left vs. right thing is outdated; but it appears to be the preferred politcal currency at present (and its in the trolls’ bool of tricks, apparently). I frequently hear the line “the job of the opposition is to oppose”, which is nothing but disingenous.

      I consider myself to be a liberal democrat and it grates to hear the left and right thing. I’m not pro-dismissal or a capitalist pig who abuses his staff.

      I voted for the Democrats until the polarising Natasha S-D landed with her Doc Martin kick boots and the party imploded having lost its way.

    • Ian says:

      05:11pm | 24/02/10

      Of course Jamie Briggs would have a dig at the Fair Work Act and claim Labor is running an IR scare campaign. He won’t readily admit to having a large part in the formulation of WorkChoices. He won’t readily admit the disadvantage WorkChoices forced onto workers. He won’t readily admit that his beloved leader will bring back WorkChoices.  Seems like Jamie’s written a great spray with no substance.

    • Daniel says:

      06:05pm | 24/02/10

      I hope the souffle rises twice because Tony Abbott is hell bent on bringing work choices back in stream. It will mean no redunduncy pays, no holiday pay and no sick pay. If Aussies want that they should vote for the Liberals.

    • Razor says:

      07:45pm | 24/02/10

      Why shouldn’t an individual be allowed to negotiate their own terms of employment about anything they like?  If they want to try and ask an employer to have a certain shade of paint colour in the worlshop then that should be their right.

      Individual rights are severely restricted by the current unfair employment laws.

    • Evan Findlay says:

      09:13pm | 24/02/10

      Well Razor if an employer knocks your rate of pay down, cancels your penalty rates and entitlements because you are an easy target, lets say because at your age you are uneducated and cannot spell “workshop” then a precedent is set whereby the rest of the workforce is valued at your level. We then have to prove our value above yours. Maybe the employer doesn’t mind uneducated simpletons in his workforce, after all they are less likely to stand up for themselves and if they do he can tell them to go and get nicked. Individual rights should be respected but in respect to those that are uneducated and lack the confidence to negotiate then a union is their best friend.

      My question to you Razor is are you prepared to give up penalty rates and entitlements so that your employer can line his pockets? Are you prepared to slash your budget in order to cover your mortgage, credit card and your children’s school fees? Are you prepared to assume a lower quality of lifestyle, less purchasing power and lower standard of living? And can you explain to me how if you were to lose $300 a week in penalty rates how will you be helping the economy? $300 less in your pocket means $300 less in the economy. You struggle, the economy struggles but your boss is doing alright!
      Wake up you simpleton, Workchoices is designed to enhance the employers lifestyle not the employees. It’s designed to enhance his wealth at the expense of yours.

    • TC says:

      08:17pm | 24/02/10

      Its pretty soft to put words in the mouths of others and then sit back to criticise and claim superiority Jamie. This is all fiction right now and it smells a bit

      How about writing about what is actually happening. There’s plenty to criticise and write about.

    • Godd articule says:

      08:44pm | 24/02/10

      Hi Jack Thomas .

      I enjoyed reading your comment.  It certainly contains some pretty, heavy duty information.  On cathedra I expect?

    • thanks Ev's says:

      09:23pm | 25/02/10

      Thank-you Evan Findlay, how nicely put.  I couldn’t have said it better.

 

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