Victoria might well be the Garden State but the Premier, John Brumby lives is a state of denial and it’s becoming serious.

John Brumby meeting a thrilled Indian official

Not content with flying off to New Delhi to placate furious Indians who fear for the safety of their kids being educated in Melbourne, he managed to anger the Indian Government by cancelling a visit to Mumbai, citing security concerns, which it seems the Indians hadn’t heard about.

That was for starters.

Then, in what can only be described as the ultimate denial, he told a gathering of Indian politicians and parents of students still here that the attacks on their nationals, which he didn’t mention were on the increase, were not racially motivated.

What!

The thugs and miscreants who hang around railway stations looking for victims – all who happen to come from the sub-continent -  to belt up and kick and then pinch their laptops and cell phones and money don’t seem to targeting white guys.

As though that wasn’t bad enough, Mr. Brumby then claimed Melbourne was Australia’s safest city. It was hyperbole running riot –as he was speaking a high profile Essendon footballer was allegedly going to town on a Sikh taxi drive and it’s been alleged the player, Michael Hurley, even ripped off the guy’s turban.

Assuming he’s innocent, the fact is the incident did take place and if it wasn’t the 19 yo – who Brumby described as being a “good kid” – somebody took on the driver and again damage was done to the damaged reputation of Australia’s safest city.

Brumby’s denial is deep rooted and his rationale is unbelievable.

He told a local newspaper that “as the bulk of taxi drivers are Indian and if you get into a blue with a taxi driver there’s a fair chance it’s going to be with an Indian – I don’t think you can draw a racial conclusion from that.”

John Brumby’s political speech needs a good rewrite. Mentioning “Melbourne” and “safe” in the same sentence is an oxymoron.  Ever since a previous state government allowed Kerry Packer in a top-secret deal to open Crown Casino the violence marginally increased.

And as new deals – shrouded in secrecy which is called “commercial confidence” – are struck….these days with Kerry’s son James – the violence in areas surrounding the Casino increases and so does the human desolation caused by gambling.

Brumby’s crew recently gave permission for the installation of even more electronic gaming tables – a move which outraged the churches and the anti-gambling lobby.
As a boy at Sunday school, we used to sing a hymn called “Crown Him with Many Crowns” – precisely what John Brumby is doing to young James today.

It’s a pity Brumby’s speech writers hadn’t seen “Underbelly” before putting the safety clause in their bosses lexicon.  Names like Williams and Mockbell don’t engender feelings of fuzzy warmth and security.

It hasn’t been John Brumby’s shining few weeks.

In the middle of the Indian fiasco, he announced that he’s on his way to London to see the Queen and update Her Majesty on the latest news concerning last February’s hideous bushfires which caused so much loss of life.

He told the media the Queen was getting weekly updates from him on the progress being made in rehabilitating the victims, their families and the bush He says she’s very interested in the progress being made.

If this is the case why would he be going to the expense of making a visit to London to tell the Queen what she already knows?

Coming from a Premier with avowed Republican leanings this is strange behavior indeed.

Premier Brumby seems to have the Reeces - he can’t get anything right.

Maybe it’s New Labor - whatever the reason the Victoria premier missed a very big boat by ignoring the matter of the young Indian who skipped bail in Melbourne by travelling back to Delhi on a mate’s passport - skipping bail serious charges, false travel document.

Most people would think with such a serious scenario and with the Federal Police and Interpol in on the act it would be natural for Brumby to ask what was going on? But, no way; instead we get a lame duck mouthful of hyperbole shifting responsibility to others.

Maybe he hasn’t been told that consular officials attached to our embassies and high commissions would know what buttons to press - and they would have told him had he asked.

In all not a good trip for John B .

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    • Patrick says:

      09:27am | 01/10/09

      “In the middle of the Indian fiasco, he announced that he’s on his way to London to see the Queen and update Her Majesty on the latest news concerning last February’s hideous bushfires which caused so much loss of life…....................Coming from a Premier with avowed Republican leanings this is strange behavior indeed. “

      Are you merely ignorant or are you being deliberatly misleading? The Queen herself is the one who requested a personal audience with John Brumby. She took a deep interest in the bushfires when they occured and was one of the largest private donnors for aid to the suvivors and for reconstruction.

      But I assume if you received an invitation from the Queen you would simply reply “No thanks, I’ll just give you a ring after dinner and bring you up to speed that way.”

    • Adrian says:

      11:44am | 01/10/09

      “Mockbell” = “Mokbel”

    • Eliza Metcalfe says:

      11:48am | 01/10/09

      There’s an awful lot of conflation, tinged with conspiracy here. The problem with alcohol-fuelled violence in Victoria, particularly Melbourne, is serious and real. These sorts of hysterical and inaccuracy-laced articles do absolute nothing to assist in solving the problem.

    • Callie says:

      12:03pm | 01/10/09

      I thought the whole Indian bashings issue was a bit of a media beat-up (pardon the pun) until a (non-Indian) mate of mine was mugged while walking home in Melbourne’s inner north in the wee hours of Sunday morning.

      The police who came to his assistance afterwards very solemnly told him he was very unlucky, because most of the random bashings and muggings in their area happened to women or Indians.

    • Michael says:

      02:27pm | 01/10/09

      Pathetic going over there to bow and scrape glad he’s not my premier, this was a big media beat up that played right into the hands of the Indian nationalist movement, I don’t mind them forging national sentiment among their people but why did it have to be at the expense of Australia?

    • Charles says:

      03:49pm | 01/10/09

      @Michael.  Do those who know you call you, Ostrich?  And please don’t be shy about giving a shout when your bucket needs more sand, mate.

      As was quoted in the Australian on Sept 17: “I don’t think there is any doubt at all that some of the events over the last few months have damaged our brand and the Australian brand in India,” ....... “I think it makes the trip to India even more important.” Mr Brumby.

    • Michael says:

      06:08pm | 01/10/09

      I don’t view our brand in India as being important at all, people make the point that the education industry for overseas students is worth 14bil but how much do we loose when they work for cash in hand at a lower wage then locals?

      My heads in the sand? you are kidding right I am after all here now reading your opinion, however limited to grabbing quotes it may be.

    • Greg says:

      11:54am | 03/10/09

      So, which city is Australia’s safest (and by what criterion)? seems like an awful lot of heat and not much light in this article. Melbourne doesn’t have no-go areas like Sydney. It doesn’t have whacky killer cults like Adelaide. And where’s Perth anyway?

      I imagine Canberra is safer, but then the whole place closes down at 10pm and on Sundays,  and you die of boredom.

    • thatmosis says:

      10:07am | 10/10/09

      The softly softly approach taken by the courts against people convicted of assault must stop. Its time they realised that if they do the crime they do the time and I mean real time, not a slap on the wrist and a couple of months at a low security prison. Same goes for those convicted of manslaughter by vehicle whether they were intoxicated, drugged up or just plain dumb.
        What price a life, it seems that its worth about 6months of community service.

 

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