Overnight, the Federal Government issued a review of existing research into whether people who play violent computer games are at greater risk of aggression. Their conclusion? The same as mine. There is no link.

I’m not violent at all. Though I guess I am a murderer.
I’ve ruthlessly ended roughly 500 lives this week. Tall. Short. Loud. Quiet. Hairy. Fast. Slow. I’ve knocked ’em all off. It was mostly in self defence. A few were just for kicks, though. But seriously - you should have seen them. They were asking for it.
I can’t take all the credit either. I did have help. Some of my killings required accomplices. There was a loudmouth from Ohio, an assassin from Berlin and a very strange man from London who kept wanting me to leave the scene to play football. Despite all this, I’m still only on my 12th life myself. Not bad.
Yup - you guessed it. I’ve been playing video games. I’m also a perfectly normal member of society. I manage a football team, I hang out with my friends, I’m close to my family, I babysit for friends, I hold down a good job, and I’m over 30. I’ve got a clean police record and I’ve even got all the points on my driver’s license. In the interest of disclosure, I should also admit that I occasionally indulge in an episode of Two and a Half Men.
But none of this is likely if you listen to the lobby groups opposed to violent video games.
By the assumptions of the Christian lobby groups and others, I’m a homicidal time-bomb, unable to differentiate between fantasy and reality (itself an ironic statement from Christians).
Ratings reform has been a hot topic since every gamer’s arch-nemesis, Michael Atkinson (ex-South Australian Governor General) left office. Atkinson was perceived as the major speed bump to classification overhaul in Australia, but the reality is that the other states’ attorneys-general have been letting him take all the heat, while privately refusing to show support for change themselves. Full credit to Tasmania - a state jokingly heckled for being a backwater has been one of the most progressive thus far.
It’s still lost on many that classification reform is as much about correctly rating video games for appropriate audiences as it is about allowing adults their right to choose.
Instead of properly classifying games - the current Australian system continues to shoehorn R18 content into the M and MA class, while more adult games are refused due to the fear it could end up in kids’ hands. Pfft. The same excuse that doesn’t seem to apply to DVDs on the shelf at Blockbuster, or mags like Housewives’ Jugs at the local service station.
Games are fast exceeding film and TV as successful industries, with some titles now making larger profits than Hollywood blockbusters. The depth of detail in so many games these days is staggering. Assassin’s Creed is as historically accurate as it is sprawlingly large. The Halo series spans more than six titles, a mountain of books, an animated DVD and a rumoured feature film. Not to mention that the average gamer now is roughly my age. Yet the rules are no longer reflective of the demographic.
The pace at which classification reform is happening in Australia makes me angry, but I was glad to see today’s announcement that there is no clearly-established direct link between video game violence and a violent lifestyle.
Video games aren¹t making me any more violent. Mind you, if I’m laughing at Two and a Half Men now, maybe they are making me more stupid.
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