Kevin Rudd might be egotistical, self-serving, mistake prone and a control freak but he is perfectly suited to the foreign ministry.

Cartoon: Warren Brown

Although Rudd demanded the foreign affairs portfolio at the barrel of a gun, it’s a win-win situation for him and Australia. Rudd gets to travel the world and prepare for a post-political career and the country gets can rest assured that its biggest political liability has one of the least influential portfolios in government.

Rudd cannot do damage as Australia’s chief diplomat because diplomacy is the most overrated profession since travel agents. International relations is not about the high politics of the diplomatic elite; rather, it is about globalisation and interactions between individuals and firms operating within a global market.

Australian diplomacy is especially overrated because of a lack of clout in international politics. Rudd has defined Australian foreign policy as “middle power diplomacy” in which Australia would wield influence on such issues as “global economics, security and environmental challenges.”

The rhetoric of Australia as an active middle power, punching above its weight in international affairs, is reminiscent of the Gareth Evans-era in foreign policy. 

However, Australia will always be a toothless tiger over complex international issues such as climate change, nuclear disarmament and global poverty. These may be worthy goals but Australia’s influence is extremely limited because power determines outcomes in international relations and Australia, as an isolated country with a small population, has little of it.

As an international lightweight, the two most important international issues for the Australian government are security and multilateral trade liberalisation, and both have been outsourced to the Defence Minister and Trade Minister.

The main responsibilities for a Foreign Minister is to represent Australia at international organisations and to manage the aid budget. Rudd, therefore, should be considered a junior Minister in the Gillard government.

Political leaders will talk up the importance of diplomacy because, naturally, they want to be seen to be performing a critical role. The fallacy is reinforced by self-interested academics and journalists, who want to feel important by being experts in a field that is important. It’s a vicious cycle fed by the belief that diplomacy matters, when in reality it doesn’t.

One example of the irrelevance of diplomacy was the Wikileaks disclosure of a private meeting between Rudd and United States Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton.

Rudd presented himself as a “brutal realist on China” and argued that the United States might have to “use force” if China doesn’t accept the current international order. In the meeting, Rudd also played the diplomatic tough guy by boasting that his plans for an Asia Pacific community was primarily designed to contain Chinese influence.

The Wikileaks revelation has diminished the personal standing of Rudd as a diplomat. Egyptian foreign minister Aboul Gheit, for example, delivered a classic backhander to Rudd in a joint press conference last December, declaring that “what we say in meetings, we say publicly.” The implication, of course, is that Rudd says in meetings what his audience wants to hear.

But the leaked account of Rudd’s meeting with Clinton had no impact on Australia’s relationship with China. If diplomacy mattered, China would have respond furiously to Australia’s chief foreign representative portraying it as an international threat that must be countered.

But it didn’t.

China and Australia have a codependent economic relationship, even if one is more dependent on the other.

China is Australia’s largest export market and its capital funds our fledgling mining projects. And on China’s part, Australia is a secure source of raw materials.

If both countries weren’t making money from the other then a diplomatic faux pas might have been worth responding to.

Another example of the trivial nature of diplomacy was the recent non-issue of Rudd telling an Arab audience that Israel should sign up to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT).

It wasn’t Rudd’s finest moment as even the Greens would concede that Israel faces unique security challenges as a democracy in a region of hostile authoritarian states, whose arch-nemesis is a theocratic country bent on acquiring a nuclear arsenal.

Although Rudd was merely aiming to please his Arab audience, it was an unfortunate thought bubble.

The Australian government will never officially adopt the position that Israel should sign the NPT, and therefore Israel were unconcerned by the public musings of an attention-seeking Foreign Minister. Bilateral relations between Australia and Israel are still strong and both countries will continue to exchange goods and money.

Many people are concerned that Rudd will continue to be a mistake-prone Foreign Minister but these fears are overblown as foreign affairs is a largely unimportant portfolio.

Instead, we should be thankful that Gillard did not give Rudd an economic portfolio, in which he could have caused real damage.

As Foreign Minister, Rudd can travel the world, meet foreign dignitaries, insult foreign dignitaries behind their back to other foreign dignitaries and promote himself for a post-politics life, and we can be safe in the knowledge that due to the limitations of his role, he will neither promote nor threaten Australia’s interests.

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    • michael j says:

      05:17am | 11/01/11

      Didn’t one of Wiki’s leaked cables say he was trying to get
      China and the USA into a nuclear stand off,and the worst part about that is nobodys said who’s side he’s on,,,,,,,,,

    • Jack Thomas says:

      08:56am | 11/01/11

      Hey, you Latte Lefties paraded him around as your saviour. The media included could not stop trumpeting this little ear wax eating egotist.

      Those same muppets are still posting here as ‘acotrel’ et al, pretending not tobe Labor staffers, etc.

      The best spot for him is NOT perpetuating his fantasies of relevancy and pandering to his Taxas sized ego on taxpayers’ money, while damaging our international standing.

      Typical response from the Left, who see nothing wrong with living off the taxpayer like they all seem to do.

      Get a real job for once.

      PS. I am not sure if Whitlam’s or this latest mob are the worst government we have had, but I wish I didn’t have to find out…

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      02:22pm | 12/01/11

      ou forget Jack, those buggers wanted Mark Latham as PM too

    • Against the Man says:

      05:30am | 11/01/11

      You know Rudd has been humiliated beyond reason. Gillard treated him like a rag doll and made him cry, Wikileaks told the world what he really thinks and he is currently the worst PM this country has ever had (and he didn’t even last 1 term). Rudd needs to fade way and not embarrass himself and his family anymore. For shame!

    • acotrel says:

      07:13am | 11/01/11

      ‘Rudd gets to travel the world and prepare for a post-political career and the country gets can rest assured that its biggest political liability has one of the least influential portfolios in government. ‘

      Just a pity we can’t say the same thing about Sophie MIrabella, the person in the opposition potentially responsible for Australia’s industrial future!

    • Sherekahn says:

      09:43am | 11/01/11

      Politics is the ‘filthiest’ career path in the world.  It’s participants may not be; ‘slippery-double-tongued immoral bastards’ when they first put their name down.  However, before 12 months is up, survival puts their promises through the mincer, giving them the appearance of having the “DT’s.”

    • nosthow says:

      05:57am | 11/01/11

      Kevin Rudd as an ousted PM should have resigned from politics and faded away I believe Brenden. There can be no place for an ex PM in Cabinet. He needs to go to give Ms Gillard some clear air otherwise her government will always be linked to Rudds. Surely Rudd can find another job ex politics. Any competent person can do the job hes currently doing - it doesnt take an ex PM to do that even though he does speak Mandarin - useless in Botswana ! Go Kevin for the good of the ALP !

    • Jim says:

      06:44am | 11/01/11

      I thought you would be well versed in Labor tactics old mate! If Gillard and her union overlords didn’t offer KRudd something flashy then she would have lost Queensland, and therefore the election.

      KRudd, on the other hand, may look like he’s towing the party line ‘for the greater good’ (or whatever profound memorable quote he tries to come up with next), but his personality will not allow him to take it lying down. He will be scheming and plotting and his retribution will be swift and harsh.

      Time to grab the popcorn and which the worst government in history implode smile

    • Brian B says:

      06:47am | 11/01/11

      Resign Nosthow?

      I seem to recall that Ms Gillard appointed him as Foreign Minister and to use your favourite terms he seems intent on blocking and wrecking her Prime Ministership. Not that she needs any help - her grip on the top job s unravelling daily.

    • TimB says:

      07:19am | 11/01/11

      But Nosthow! If Rudd resigns, what happens if the Libs win the required by-election?!

      Are you willing to take that risk? smile

    • nosthow says:

      09:13am | 11/01/11

      @TimB - no worries there Timmy - Abbott couldnt win a 100 metre sprint with 90 metres start ! hahahaahhhhhhhhhhhh

    • Ben81 says:

      12:10pm | 11/01/11

      nosthow - last time I checked Tony Abbott wasn’t a candidate in the seat of Griffith.

    • Rosie says:

      03:01pm | 11/01/11

      Wrong nosthow, Rudd is doing a better job for this country than his leader, PM Gillard who is good at waving her hands in the air while trying to convince us with her sweet talk. I say Rudd hang in there, you are doing a great job showing the incompetent Julia Gillard up!

    • TCB 24 X 7 says:

      08:14pm | 11/01/11

      Everyone look a bit deeper, Rudd has got has got more muscle in the labor party than he ever had, i mean he can bring those bunch of geldings down anytime.
      He has them by the balls, or in the case of the labor party by the short and curlys.If he is dumped or resigns, there is a good chance labor will loose the bi election,therefore 75 seats all will occurr, now gilly would not want that.
      Rudd can do no wrong and labor will have to treat him like a Prince.

    • acotrel says:

      07:18am | 11/01/11

      ‘Time to grab the popcorn and which the worst government in history implode ‘

      Jim, I seem to remember you guys on the right gave that title to the Whitlam government? You need to remember that just because you say something, that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true!

    • Jim says:

      07:36am | 11/01/11

      ...and Highlander II was the worst movie ever made, until Highlander III came out. What’s your point?

    • TimB says:

      07:48am | 11/01/11

      Time moves forward Acotrel. New contenders for the title snake their way into power all the time.

      And again- If the government was so great, then they wouldn’t have dumped Rudd in the first place. This is what I cannot understand.

      How anyone sit there and claim Labor are doing are doing a great job on the one hand, whilst they’re dumping their PM on the other? It doesn’t seem possible for this sort of cognitive dissonance to exist, yet the Labor supporters manage to pull it off nonetheless.

      It doesn’t make any kind of sense.

    • Daryl says:

      07:53am | 11/01/11

      acotrel, yeah, no one would have thought there could be a worse government than the Whitlam government. But I think Jim is right, this one is even worse! If not for the turn coat “independents” this government wouldn’t even exist. At least Whitlam served part of his second term.

      Khemlani, Jim Cairns, Rex Connor, Al Grazby all look like saints compared to this rabble. At least the Whitlam government tried to implement their agenda whereas this ALPs agenda has been proved merely lies to win office. They never delivered on any of their promises from 07. It was all just noise to win the election. Day after the 2010 election - “all bets are off”. Not even Whitlam would have tried that.

      Grocery choice, fuelwatch, cheaper better childcare, 260 childcare centres, more affordable housing, public ownership of hospitals, root and branch tax reform, no carbon tax, coast guards,  support of PM Rudd etc etc etc. Clearly just because the ALP say they’re going to do something doesn’t mean it’s true!

    • C1 says:

      08:05am | 11/01/11

      Yes Acotrel,

      Much like Gillard saying there will be no carbon tax whilst she is Prime Minister.

      By the way whilst it is too early to state whether it is the worst Government (I think the current one in NSW has that title in the bag), I think it will exhaust itself just trying to keep a lid on things and remain in power.

      I look forward to pulling up next to Jim with my own treats and watching the entertainment.

    • MarK says:

      08:09am | 11/01/11

      I am still torn between the whether the Whitlam government or Rudds was the worst ever. It is close. Rudd has to take the lolly as the worst PM not being able to finish a term off.

      We must remember as well that Gillard could still pip them both. She is making a concerted effort to catch the guys up in the race to the bottom

    • Ryan says:

      08:54am | 11/01/11

      @MarK: definitely the current Gillard government is the worst in history, her lies trump Rudds by miles.

    • Seems obvious says:

      08:59am | 11/01/11

      C1
      Maybe you could also get MarK and Ryan to come along for the entertainment. You could have another circle jerk.

    • Ask a stupid question says:

      09:24am | 11/01/11

      If anything these Coalition tragics claimed were remotely accurate, why wouldn’t any half decent Opposition have easily defeated them in a landslide ?

    • NicoleG says:

      09:42am | 11/01/11

      AASQ, that’s because this country is full of numpty’s, who have problems identifying their elbow from their ass and keep voting Labor. You’re a prime example.

    • TimB says:

      10:37am | 11/01/11

      @ AASQ Nicole sums up the main reason, and of course you ignore the swag of seats the Liberals picked up- Far more than anyone would have predicted when Abbott first took over. In fact I believe there were “experts” predicting the Labor vote to increase further.

      Labor were given an absolute beating at the election. But for some reason the Labor faithful take the fact that because the beating wasn’t quite large enough to disloge them it means they must have been doing a good job?

      ...No. False logic. What it means is that a good number of people enamoured by the Kevin07 bullshit 3+ years ago came around.
      Luckilly for Labor, there were enough people still fooled & enough stray preferences from the Greens for Labor to sneak back in. Not to mention the backstabbing behaviour of Oakeshott and Windsor.

      If you really think that Labor got back into government off the back of its own merit, you’re delusional.

    • Get a stupid answer says:

      11:28am | 11/01/11

      That’s all you’ve got, Nicole and Tim ? No wonder you lost. At least you didn’t follow your claims to their logical conclusion that the current Opposition must be the worst in history.

    • Dash says:

      11:42am | 11/01/11

      AASQ and GASA, I feel compelled to defend Nicole on this one. The Labor government’s PM had not even served one full term! If it had lost the election, it would have been unprecedented in Australian political history! In fact, one could very well argue that without the mad independents, the $14billion in taxpayers money thrown at them as a bribe, and the loony green who only won his seat because of LNP preferences, this joke of a minority government wouldn’t have been returned.

      Oh and I agree with Nicole, you are a numpty to go on the ever increasing ALP Numpty pile.

    • MargaretD says:

      12:02pm | 11/01/11

      Couldn’t agree more alcotral ! The only problem is that when the coalition do get into power they will get the blame for whatever mess this current government has got us into. Maybe Julia should scrap the NBN and give the money to the flood victims instead. I would likee to see what others think.

    • NicoleG says:

      12:12pm | 11/01/11

      Thanks Tim and Dash, well said.

    • Ask a stupid question says:

      04:06pm | 11/01/11

      If any of your claims were remotely accurate, Dash, why wouldn’t any half decent Opposition have easily defeated them in a landslide ?

    • MarK says:

      06:46pm | 11/01/11

      Question man - really.

      the opposition was a shambles until Abbott took over. He took on a guy that had the highest approval ratings ever recorded by the major polls. He had the whole of the msm against him. The Liberals were dead as a political force. The whole party was finished.

      Remember all of that?

      And what happened. He destroyed Rudd. Destroyed him.

      Then he did a job on Gillard.

      Here is a few points

      1. First PM to be dumped in his first term.

      2. Second government in Australian history to “lose” - or at least not win outright - a second term.

      Try to find the good there.

      The opposition under Abbott performed a miracle in under a year to get where they were. They had no right to get as close as they did.

      Spin it whichever way you want. Labor have failed on any metric you wish to name.

      Just wait until July. It will get worse and by that time Shorten or Combet will have a devil of a time attempting to control The Greens and get anything done.

      The disaster is only beginning for Gillards turn at the top job. Labor have miraculously taken a guaranteed 3 term run and made it so they are slaves to The Greens to maintain and hold onto power in their second.

      Awesome work that.

    • Ask a stupid question says:

      11:21pm | 11/01/11

      If any of your claims were remotely accurate, Mark, why wouldn’t any half decent Opposition have easily defeated them in a landslide ?

    • Dash says:

      06:59am | 12/01/11

      AASQ - I thought Nicole gave you the answer to that one?

    • acotrel says:

      09:28am | 12/01/11

      We haven’t seen Abbott as PM yet! He’ has champion potemtial!

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      02:27pm | 12/01/11

      Acotel, Whitlam was the worse PM ever until Little Kevvy came along & rewrote the score, at least Whitlam was funny & had funny ministers like Jim Cairns etc.

    • Michelle Buol says:

      07:29am | 11/01/11

      Haha yeah I agree. Thankfully he is in a position where he cannot do much damage, but I am so sick of him (and generally most politicians) saying things just to please the audience!

    • Gregg says:

      07:43am | 11/01/11

      This a second article on the worst PM we ever had in about as many weeks so what is it Brendan!,  an unknown Krudd team beating a marching drum in the vain hope that he can become a born again.

      Even Lostie considers he should have got himself permanently lost and hey Losty, Botswana is not a bad guess for the Chinese are doing a lot of moves over in Africa.
      Australia may be in the international lightweight rankings as a toothless tiger but Krudds rantings from the Chinese Ratfucking to the US using muscle and talking with forked tongues wherever he goes is certainly doing nothing to build our image.
      I cringe at the thought of the creep representing Australia but then cringing generally is the name of the game with the current mob.

      And do apologise to the travel agents please - ” Rudd cannot do damage as Australia’s chief diplomat because diplomacy is the most overrated profession since travel agents. ”

    • MarK says:

      07:44am | 11/01/11

      I am embarrassed I have a pathological liar traipsing around the world representing my country and making a fool of himself and us at the same time. That you so simply pass this off as nothing to worry about is worrying. He is representing our country. And doing it poorly. It does matter. Goodwill matters. Form and style matters. Being truthful matters.

      Of more concern is you so glibly brush aside the fact that Rudd is in charge of handing out our foreign aid. This is a little reported and worrying fact. The man who would be the UN head honcho is actually in charge of handing out our money to foreign countries. His ambition is well known. His ultimate desire is not refuted. And Gillard has handed him a slush fund to use all in the name of winning an election. What a coup for Rudd.

      I can’t disagree more with your article. Rudd can do much damage in his current role to us as a nation. In the meantime he can lazily spend a few billion in the pursuit of his ultimate dream job. When Egypt openly mocks you it is cause for concern I think.

    • Tripe says:

      08:14am | 12/01/11

      No one made you keep voting for Howard, you know, or Downer, while they traipsed the world (as you rightly point out, with their industrial strength lies).

      Still, it’s nice to know you feel some belated remorse.

    • Ben reid says:

      07:45am | 11/01/11

      But anything to do with Australia internationally aus has no clout.  Australia isn’t even a middle power, it can’t win the ashes and is full of bogans with sleeve tattoos and an exaggerated bad accent.

    • PaulB says:

      09:07am | 11/01/11

      And Slagtags Ben.  Don’t leave the girls out.

    • Quiche says:

      07:55am | 11/01/11

      Rudd maybe copping alot of **** right now from you guys. Lets not forget how popular he was circa 2007 ? Dont you remember that ? St. John Howard lost his seat as sitting PM ? That was cos of Rudd. Then Rudd got hit by the GFC and handled it perfectly but that wasnt enough was it ? Its never enough for voracious aspirationals so they blamed him for their indebtedness and essentially they blamed Rudd for their own greed. So here we are. Gillard sloshing around not even wanting to be PM and the Libs just being the Libs in opposition. Its funny being an Aussie living in this country. We do love to shoot ourselves in the foot.

    • Jim says:

      08:18am | 11/01/11

      “Gillard sloshing around not even wanting to be PM” - oh dear…..should I laugh or cry at your delusional comments???

    • Quiche says:

      08:46am | 11/01/11

      Jim you’re a troll. Grow up ! beward the demonic forces Jim, unions, the left. They’re all coming for ya mate ya cant stop it. Ready to take away ya hard-earned smile  Why not construst a point in ya comments too stop trolling ? Dont think about reaching for that shottie either thats not gonna solve ya problems Jim. Ya cant shoot em all.

    • Jim says:

      08:59am | 11/01/11

      LOL….looks like Badger has found yet another pseudonym!!! I’m sorry, but your comment about Gillard, painting her as some sort of reluctant heroine deserved a troll comment. She’s simply more ruthless and cunning than KRudd was at that point in time.

    • nudey rudey says:

      08:59am | 11/01/11

      Very good point Quiche, but let’s not forget “The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.”

    • Po Jim says:

      09:09am | 11/01/11

      Jim goes after what he fears most - the unions. He uses the shotgun to scatter pellets, as he couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn with a rifle with his trachoma diminished eyesight. Must mumble in his sleep about the evil unions, gritting his teeth and crying out. Good thing he has a resident carer on-site.

    • PaulB says:

      09:10am | 11/01/11

      “Then Rudd got hit by the GFC and handled it perfectly”

      You’re actually serious about that are you?  Shovelling public money into the incinerator as fast as possible is the way to handle a debt crisis right?  Love to see your credit card debt.

    • NicoleG says:

      09:10am | 11/01/11

      Quiche, Rudd is copping it because he’s useless and he’s a total embarrassment to this Country. Just like Gillard, everything he touched turned to sh!t. Although she’s a hell of a lot worse. And Jim, just laugh.

    • TimB says:

      09:23am | 11/01/11

      So if someone disagrees with you, he must be trolling?

      There’s a bit more to it than that I’m afraid. Talk to Notshow and Badger, they’re experts.

    • The Badger says:

      09:48am | 11/01/11

      Timmie
      Why thank you for the compliment. Totally unexpected.
      As you point out, I can spot a troll a mile off.

    • Dash says:

      12:31pm | 11/01/11

      Quiche, how would Rudd have handled the GFC without $20+billion in the kitty or with the $96billion of ALP debt not paid off by the Howard Government? What would he have done then? Have you heard of the Financial Services Reform Act brought down by the Howard government? Do you give any credit to that at all in terms of the GFC? Or is it all $900 handouts to dead people? “Rudd handled it perfectly” - talk about buying the ALP propaganda!

      The second stimulus was not required. It overheated the economy and started the round of interest rate rises when the rest of the western world were looking to move rates in the opposaite direction. I think the electorate’s reaction had more to do with the non-delivery of every promise made at the 07 election plus a couple of rorts and wasted taxes for good measure. I’ve listed the ALP failures a million times on Punch.

      Kevin Rudd and Wayne Swan wouldn’t know if their arses were on fire!

    • Jim says:

      12:49pm | 11/01/11

      Don’t worry Nicole…I always get a laugh out of The Punch! From acotrels abstruse early morning musings that have little if any relevance to the original piece, and his game of let’s hit a random reply button, to Badger and his multiple pseudonyms - replying to his own snide little remarks with a pat on the back under a different name. I often wonder if he can fill an entire thread by himself! Nosthow always makes me laugh with his tongue-in-cheek comments. There are always good reads from the likes of MarK, Zeta, fairsfair and even Persephone!

      In fact all the regulars on here make me smile, regardless of where they sit. Occassionally we find common ground smile

    • Flooded with popularity says:

      08:20am | 11/01/11

      Kevin is still popular especially within the green party,his vision,  along with the Federal minister for Ponce Bob Brown not to build Dams or infrastructure has reaped massive benefits for all of QLD his home state and his plan for popularity through plasmas and cash has been a godsend,people of QLD only have themselves to blame,wot u sow is wot u reap

    • Gregg says:

      08:41am | 11/01/11

      Strange thoughts abound!
      Not building dams in Queensland! - not a good thought right now!

      And popularity through Cash and Plasma Splash, well plenty of splashing about real possible at the moment.

    • Leigh says:

      09:20am | 11/01/11

      This is the best thing I’ve ever read on Rudd and dippy diplomacy.

    • Jenna McD says:

      09:26am | 11/01/11

      Rudd and the word failure go hand in hand. Now Gillard is following in his footsteps. The ALP is all about failure and regression.

    • Democrat says:

      11:06am | 11/01/11

      Replace the name Kevin Rudd with Alexander Downer and the article is probably correct.  Rudd however does appear to have one advantage - he always seems to dress appropriately.

    • JaneS says:

      11:19am | 11/01/11

      He probably learnt that in Scores.  The ladies there are always well dressed.  Or is that undressed.

    • Jhondarc says:

      11:48am | 11/01/11

      Why the putdown about Rudd saying Israel should sign the NNPT?  Brendan Brown says Israel faces unique security challenges.  Israel is also in a unique situation of receiving $US7m/day (no that’s not a mistake) of US foreign aid.  Being the aggressive nation that it is with nuclear power and weaponry, there is no excuse for them to not sign the NNPT.  Good on Rudd for saying it!

    • Ben81 says:

      12:21pm | 11/01/11

      “Brendan Brown says Israel faces unique security challenges”
      Well yes, that would be the understatement of the day. 
      Hey maybe they could just throw that cash at their neighbours and others in the region who have sworn to destroy them and everyone will hold hands and sing happy songs. 
      And don’t kid yourself, their only choices are to be strong enough to survive or roll over and die, no matter what idealistic excuses you can find.

    • AnthonyG says:

      02:01pm | 11/01/11

      “Kevin rudds in his right place”.  I thought they closed Mont Park

    • Daniel says:

      02:28pm | 11/01/11

      Rudd is happy. He is gloating and jet setting about. It was all he was interested in doing. He wasnt interested in good policies.

    • Democrat says:

      02:40pm | 11/01/11

      I don’t think the ladies at Scores wear fishnets - far too much of a downer for their clientele.

    • dead to me says:

      04:41pm | 11/01/11

      Rudd did a find job in making us believe the whole Kevin ‘07 hype. We fell for it hook, line and sinker. Rudd needs to unleash his anger on Gillard, the only way he can save his very tarnished reputation.

    • MargaretD says:

      04:42pm | 11/01/11

      hahaha Krudd makes me laugh; he’s a ledgend in his own mind. Problem he’s out if his mind….

    • Peter, Hay, NSW says:

      04:58pm | 11/01/11

      I hope if Rudd is in the right place “Brisbane” he tells the US Government (possibly Navy) we need help

    • stephen says:

      05:06pm | 11/01/11

      That comment of Rudd’s to Israel about the NPT was a blunder, and his guests (I reckon the Arabs too), were caught by surprize.
      Rudd overemphasizes language, and he doesn’t behave as if he understands that what one says to another is cumulative. Words aren’t action, yet he blunders into a ‘core’ of diplomacy with statements out of the blue as if they are not meant to be enacted, but to impress, or worse, enforce.
      I think he’s too nervous a person for the job, and probably self-interested enough not to have an imaginative feeling for the feelings and wants of others.

    • The Liberal Loafer says:

      05:28pm | 11/01/11

      No wonder The Punch is the most widely read mass circulation newspaper in Nigeria today.
      All the regular writers in the Punch are famous in all Nigeria.
      there are fan clubs for all the regular comment champions.

    • Bob says:

      07:33pm | 11/01/11

      Haha I love it. Whatever IQ he supposedly has he lacks in EQ. Look at a guy like Clinton, he wasnt a great leader because he was the world’s smartest man. He was intelligent enough but had an enormous ability to connect and communicate to people at an emotional and empathetic level. Rudd would have to be the prime example of how to fail as a leader.

    • JennyF says:

      08:46pm | 11/01/11

      I am just so surprised the electors of Griffith gave this man another go.
      He is by far the worst PM, the biggest money waster, the worst FM.
      He just doesn’t cut it as a politician.
      Everywhere this man now goes he leaves a gigantic tip (thanks for having me).
      Does he ask China just to pay them direct or what?

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      02:40pm | 12/01/11

      Why are you surprised Jenny? ? Those Bogans would vote for a dead cane toad if it ran as a Labor candidate

    • Dick says:

      08:53pm | 11/01/11

      One can only describe Mr Rudd’s world influence in foreign affairs, as a phallacy.

    • Ryan says:

      08:55am | 12/01/11

      What is true is that Australia is the court jester when it comes to foreign relations, and we have the best person in Australia representing that position as court jester, Gillard usually makes an appearance to be the villiage idiot.

 

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