Ant Sharwood says: Karl strikes the right chord

Mornings are busy at my place. Brekky, early Punch work with the laptop, school lunches to make, whingey kids, the double dropoff, you name it. As you can imagine, there’s not a lot of time for brekky telly. In fact, it’s banned.

Karl has done some of his best work this year from disaster zones like the Royal Wedding

So obviously, I’m hardly the best person to judge Karl Stefanovic. I don’t think I’ve ever actually watched more than five minutes of Today. But just as most people judge politicians on fleeting impressions, Karl has always impressed me when he’s flickered across my radar.

I like Karl. He’s homey without being dumb. He’s intelligent without being a know-it-all. Tough balance to strike, that.

Back in the Stone Age, The Today Show was too boring and newsy with Steve Leibmann at the helm. Meanwhile, Seven burst in with Sunrise, smashing the mould of what breakfast television could be.

Mel and Kochie looked straight down the barrel of middle Australia, and connected. They weren’t talking at us, but to us. The hokey Grant Denyerisation of the show might have taken things a little too far, but their formula was a winner, and still mostly is.

Nine had no answer to that for a long time, as Stefanovic struggled to find his feet. But find them he did, even if he was occasionally a little unsteady on them. In fact, his hilarious drunken post-Logies morning shift on Today in 2009 was the making of him.

Sunrise would never have done that. They play their cards too conservatively, and can seem like cardboard cut-outs of themselves. Karl is real, and people like him for that. He’s polished, but not polished within an inch of his life. Who hasn’t turned up hungover for work before? Well, Mel and Kochie, to name just two.

Australians like a person with foibles. Remember how going to a new York strip club didn’t hurt Kevin Rudd’s popularity at the time?

That said, Karl has to remember the golden rule of success: don’t believe in it. His acceptance speech quip about the shape of his wife’s backside was woefully inappropriate.

Sexist or not, it was just plain silly. It was also a sign of overconfidence, a belief that his popularity is so strong he can get away with anything. As a TV man, he should know much, much better than that.


Lucy Kippist says: he’s up himself, and he’s cheesey

I reckon I’d like Karl Stefanovic more if he liked himself a bit less.

That cheesy, over-familiar way he has with the females he speaks to on television every morning really gets on my nerves. Why does he have to be so cocky? It’s a demeanour more appropriate for a high-school hunk than a national morning television presenter, who’s also just a little bit past his prime.

And what’s the shapeliness of his wife’s bum got to do with winning a Logie?

Better Homes and Gardens host Joanna Griggs called it well. Stepping up to accept her own award, she gently reminded Karl that this really wasn’t the time or place for “that kind of thing”.

Then again, The Logies aren’t really Karl’s finest moments are they? Who can forget last year’s efforts – when he turned up for work, still slurring from the night before?

If being a spunk and a bit of a player helps you win a Logie, then my vote’s with Prince Harry for next year’s awards. The guy tried to pick up his sister-in-law as they walked down the aisle together and still managed to come off smiling, with the media fawning over him as always. Now that’s star quality.


Tory Shepherd says: I’m warming to him…

A poor man’s Rove, I thought. Bland, unfunny, someone for bored stay-at-homers who haven’t had an adult conversation in weeks to drool over. Less a poor man’s Rove than just like Rove, really.

Frankly I’d never seen much of him. Not much of an early morning TV person. Always managed to miss him on 60 Minutes.

And then there was the now-notorious drunk footage of him the morning after the 2009 Logies.

I’ve never told anyone this before. It’s fairly embarrassing. But I found my brain went blank and my mouth inadvertently formed the word ‘cute’.

It was like some previously untapped hormonal duct had an instinctive reaction to him. Horrid.

I liked that he was still giggly at 5.30am, with no belligerence despite referring to himself in the third person. He was complimentary to Lisa Wilkinson. He was kind of funny. So now I’m pro-Stefanovic. Not enough to get up early to watch him. Not even enough to watch the Logies. But definitely, shamefully, (but finally, openly) in the pro camp.

What’s that? Did I hear he’d sworn off the booze? He spent the night on soda water and broke the up-all-night tradition? Gah. How boring! How pedestrian! I’m taking it back. Just another pretty boy. I take it all back.

Asher Keddie was ripped off. Boo!

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    • stephen says:

      11:50am | 02/05/11

      Nice but not too nice heh ?
      I’ll remember that next time a big burly copper grabs me by the scruff of the neck, (they’re much nicer with the girls, almost a gentle lift of the elbow and a ‘watch yer step there, maam’) outside the Victory Hotel (‘victory’ my arse. Dunno how many times i walked home alone from that cave).
      And if Stefanovic’s so bloody perfect how come he ain’t on Channel 10 doing the weather with Summer ?

    • MarK says:

      11:57am | 02/05/11

      “A poor man’s Rove”

      OMFG. I did not think it possible to go lower than Rove on the evolutionary scale but here is a believer I guess.

    • fairsfair says:

      03:23pm | 02/05/11

      I agree MarK. Tory - that is the ultimate kick in the nuts to poor Karl.

      Remind me to never get on your bad side wink

    • Porker says:

      12:09pm | 02/05/11

      Every article I read on Karl (including this one) talks about him recovering in little more than twelve months from an embarrassing post Logies performance to being crowned the Gold Logie Winner.

      However, I’m given to understand that this actually happened in 2009. Whilst not a big deal it probably is an example of journo after journo regurgitating each other’s facts without checking them properly.

      Can somebody please confirm this?

    • Barry says:

      12:52pm | 02/05/11

      It occurred in 2009. Videos are on youtube of it dated from May, 2009.

    • ibast says:

      12:16pm | 02/05/11

      I really don’t get this guy.  What little personality he has is grating.  If Adam Hills was on a commercial channel he would have won, but dole-bludgers and house wives don’t tend to watch ABC or SBS.

    • DougB says:

      06:09pm | 02/05/11

      Dead right about Adam Hills ibast.  Even Karl, last night, commented the same thing. Adam Hills has a lot more class.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      12:16pm | 02/05/11

      Karl Stefanovic is the anti-christ.

      I use him as my alarm. He opens his mouth and I seizure my way out of bed and into another glorious day.

    • Rossco says:

      12:55pm | 02/05/11

      You could equate Karl Stefanovic with the movie Anti Christ and the scene where the scissors were used….if you know what i mean.

    • Flat Battery says:

      09:41pm | 03/05/11

      SSR, you said it in a way I never could have.

      Stefanovic is an embarrassment, plain and simple.

    • Darragh Scully says:

      12:32pm | 02/05/11

      Karl looks just like the Stereotypical muppet tv presenter.
      Carl, your a muppet, and you dont have to take that personally either.

      I prefer Karl to Kotchie hands down even if he is a muppet.

    • charlie says:

      01:55pm | 02/05/11

      You are aware you just spelt his name two different ways in the one post…... But there was at least consistency with “muppet”...

    • Darragh Scully says:

      05:04pm | 02/05/11

      Yeah well Aware, do you work for ASIO or something?

    • Rosie says:

      12:36pm | 02/05/11

      My oh my how observant you lot are?

      It was obvious Karl was going to win because the Channel 9 women campaigned for votes. I didn’t think he deserved it as the female contenders were more deserving of the award eg Asher Keddie was a knock out in Paper Gaints and when I saw snippets of her perfomance in what entitled her to the award, “watch out Karl in 2012”

      Erick won’t probably agree but as a wife to a loving caring husband I could relate to Karl. It was very considerate and caring of him to acknowledge his wife giving up her career to stay at home and take care of their 3 children, the house and himself. I like that in a man and I like Karl for that reason.

    • ALK says:

      12:40pm | 02/05/11

      @ibast - so true about Adam Hills. He’s the best host on Aussie TV with daylight second…
      Re: Karl, I met him once a couple of years ago and as only a minor fan of his Today show work at the time, I was massively impressed by him as a bloke. It was a late-night Thursday function (so he was still there but due to wake up in about 4 hours for Today) but he was in no way rude or in a rush to leave. He stayed longer than he needed to and took an interest in everyone he spoke to. A class act.

    • Rossco says:

      12:46pm | 02/05/11

      So he talked about his wifes bum…woopdee doo! It was not a sexist remark, it was about his own wife for crying out loud. You sensitive PC types really need to stop working in journalism and go join the convent along with jealous Johanna Griggs.

    • Septimus says:

      02:22pm | 02/05/11

      Griggs is in no danger of someone saying she has a great bum - that’s her issue.

    • St. Michael says:

      02:44pm | 02/05/11

      Who cares, Pippa Middleton’s arse trumps them all.  How many bums do you know who have their own Twitter fan page?

      ...speaking literally, of course.

    • Bec says:

      05:34pm | 02/05/11

      Yeah, I don’t get the outrage over the bum thing either. I would be stoked if it was me he was complimenting on national tv. Jo Griggs came off as a chastising nanna.

    • Rossco says:

      12:49pm | 02/05/11

      oh btw, even though I think Karl is a bit of a tool you cant go pass Lisa Wilkinson.

      She is way more classier than any of the pompous stuck ups on Sunrise and about 20 times more professional and entertaining to watch.

      Im just surprised Karl didnt thank her last night.

    • elle1606 says:

      12:54pm | 02/05/11

      Karl is real. He comes across as being a ‘real’ person that makes mistakes and is somehow charming and charismatic for reasons I don’t understand.
      I’m glad he one, and everyone who had a whinge about the comment to his wife, get over it you stuck up toffee-nosed do-gooders. Have some fun.

    • sludger says:

      01:27pm | 02/05/11

      I agree with you elle.  I happen to like Karl.  He is straight up and comes across (to me, at least) as a normal knock-about Aussie bloke.  He likes a beer, is not over the top PC, and after years of marriage and 3 kids later stil thinks his wife looks good.  It was interesting to note that the Punch team commenting all stated they don’t actually watch him.  Well, how on earth do you know what you are talking about?  Compare Karl with Kockie and the difference is glaring.  Anyway, the point is, he did win, so obviously that was what the people thought, and the people do outnumber the PC writers of the Punch.

    • elle1606 says:

      02:17pm | 02/05/11

      what? who do you think you are? think you’re better then everybody else? what you got a bachelor of arts degree behind you?

    • sludger says:

      02:29pm | 02/05/11

      Standard retort of the egotistical; when in doubt use the word ‘bogan’.  I am not a bogan, (I actually have a quite good education, for whatever that is worth), however I do like to wake up to Karl and Lisa.  It is easy to digest.  I do not want to wake up to indepth political or economic discussion.  Wait until my Corn Flakes digest.  To give you further ammunition, I like beer, football and cricket.  I have watched television and like to go to the beach.  Anything else you care to criticise over your latte?

    • AFR says:

      02:51pm | 02/05/11

      Ouch. I appear to have offended Karl’s two fans. Wow, you go to the beach! Good for you.

    • elle1606 says:

      03:52pm | 02/05/11

      yes, and with a witty reply like that, i’d suggest karl’s 2 ‘fans’, in their solitary are probably more higher educated than you. If you have nothing better to do in your spare time then research ‘bogans’ then it doesn’t take much stretch of the imagination to suggest that you either are one…or want to be. im not a gynaecologist but I know a c*** when I see one, or more, get insulted by one.

    • stephen says:

      01:20pm | 02/05/11

      And he apparently was killed outside a mansion in Islamabad, which is the Capital of Pakistan, which would have been mighty handy, (and close to public transport, too) for the Paki. Intelligence Services to pick up and deliver the old goat-herder’s laundry.
      Not to mention pizzas delivered are still nice and piping hot.

    • fairsfair says:

      01:30pm | 02/05/11

      I don’t mind Karl. He is oddly attractive and he seems like a pretty laid back kind of guy on the telly - I see that as a good thing first thing in the morning. I like how he doesn’t hide the fact he is Peter’s brother too when they cross to him. It is odd to see that kind of normal family relationship played out, but nice.

      I have met him in person out on the tiles in ye olde cairns town - and he was a cack. Yes… he was again drunk - but he is human.

      He laughs, he doesn’t always follow the script and he can snap into the serious journalist thing quite well when required. I don’t think there are any other people within the morning show niche that can do that.

      Man - didn’t he have way more hair back in ‘09!

    • DG says:

      01:35pm | 02/05/11

      Re- Bum comment. the only reason Griggs brought Karl’s wifes butt comment is she is jealous that no one will comment on her 2 axe handles…

      who cares what he says
      he is a 10 minute fraud and his TV personality is managed, stagged and controlled by TV execs
      he even thanked the people who “campaigned"for him!

    • SM says:

      01:40pm | 02/05/11

      Karl is talentless joke

    • relative says:

      01:59pm | 02/05/11

      SM

      as someone who is related to Karl. he is a fantastic person who is a hard worker and loves his family very much. yes, we have all faults ...but, if you are the font of all knowledge on who is who regarding talent…then get the ferk up there yourself and have a crack
      otherwise leave this hard working guy alone you dickhead!

    • Septimus says:

      02:19pm | 02/05/11

      Classy relatives too apparently.

    • St. Michael says:

      02:46pm | 02/05/11

      @ relative: There’s a name for a “fantastic person” and who “is a hard worker”.

      It’s “try-hard.”

    • relative says:

      02:54pm | 02/05/11

      good on Ya Septimus

      we will all look out for you and your relatives on television too.

      You and SM can hold the today show together and also get on a jet to cover a mine disaster and then follow up a Sunami in Japan.

      FYI- Karl arrived home at 10am on sunday morning after covering the wedding in the UK, straight into make up and then straight to the logies- won his award, no booze all night and no sleep and then straight into the Today show…not too bad.

      your the JOKES….lets see where your talents are at people

    • Temerarious says:

      02:55pm | 02/05/11

      relative,

      I agree with you that Karl is incredibly hard working and compassionate. His performance during the Queensland floods was nothing short of stellar and a real credit to him. In fact, I was glued to the TV at work whenever he was on. It was nice to see that he actually knew what he was talking about because he is a Queenslander. I think that coverage was a real turning point for him, and made him a serious player on Australian TV.

      He would be a great bloke to have a drink and a chat with sometime. Please pass on my regards!

    • Septimus says:

      03:07pm | 02/05/11

      ooooh big deal relo…I work 18 hours a day, 7 days a week…one night without sleep isn’t a great achievement.  I can see the family all fall from the same species of Wanker Tree.

    • relative says:

      03:09pm | 02/05/11

      ST Michael

      glad i dont come from your slothful family background- sounds like no one does any work nor are terribly nice

      a try hard who covers most major events locally and globally for a TV network- looks like all his TRY HARD efforts have paid off!

      sounds like you are just jealous

    • relative says:

      03:30pm | 02/05/11

      Septimus

      surely if you worked every day and such long hours- 18 hours EVERY DAY… you would have acheived something by now?
      suppose thats the best you can do after driving a taxi for all that time

    • St. Michael says:

      03:31pm | 02/05/11

      @ relative: Oh, yes.  I’m just gnawing my liver in jealousy, wishing I could live the Karl life.

      See, I, too, have this deep, deep need to whiten my teeth, spray questionable substances on my hair, and get pissed on national television.

      I hate the fact I have to live without saying Laurie Oakes was the reason I got into showbusiness (after all, Karl’s in showbusiness, not journalism.  Any respectable journalist can tell you that.)

      I just burn up with jealousy that my idiocy is not on display 5 days per week for anyone foolish enough or silly enough to tune into morning television.

      I desire, with all my heart, to fly to devastated parts of the world so I can beam the destruction back to everyone watching in TV land and mouth cliched platitudes about how terrible it all is.

      I am so envious of the fact my popularity is so crap that in order to win a lump of overvalued metal (which may or may not actually be made of the “gold” they reckon it is) that my own channel had to campaign on national television in a “Vote for Karl!” campaign.  I am very jealous of the fact I didn’t get the chance to out my own TV channel during my acceptance speech of my award and its campaigning, thereby illustrating how much of a joke the “popularity” award actually is.

      And it has been the burning ambition of my life to be a national laughing stock, a sort of second-rate Rove McManus, the Charlie Chaplin of the dying monster that is commercial television.

      But lucky for me! I can sit and watch Karl do it for me.

      Guess I have to live with my salary earned on less hours than Karl supposedly “works”, two kids I can come home to every night at a reasonable hour, and the ability to be able to wake up without having to rejuvenate a plastic smile or a lumbering, insensitive persona.

    • relative says:

      03:50pm | 02/05/11

      St Michael

      just delightful to see the true Ugly Australian pose his inner feeling on the web

      i simply state he is a hard worker and good family man ....and you simply sit there behind the disguise of your computer and take the time to destroy every thing he presents on the TV and with true ugly insideous hatred

      what a dastardly week person you are- i am glad i have my family and KS is part of it and very glad we are not related

    • St. Michael says:

      04:22pm | 02/05/11

      “I simply state he is a hard worker and good family man”

      So’s virtually everyone else earning a wage.  Doesn’t make their various idiocies any less open to critique.  If you have a point, feel free to come to it.

      ” ....and you simply sit there behind the disguise of your computer and take the time to destroy every thing he presents on the TV and with true ugly insideous hatred.”

      Like you’re not an anonymous coward yourself, being no more identifiable than your assertion you’re a “relative” who has yet to post up name and details of relationship to Kooky Karl? Get off your high horse, sunshine.  I could also make similar meaningless remarks and ad hominem insults about your apparent hatred for anyone who dares criticise Gandhi, er, Karl.  Thus far I haven’t started.

      “i am glad i have my family and KS is part of it and very glad we are not related”

      Don’t let your family get too close, relative.  Bad things happen when cousins marry.

    • Septimus says:

      05:12pm | 02/05/11

      Karl’s Classless relative,

      How would you know what I have achieved?  I guarantee you I have achieved more this year than you will in the next ten. You do share the same lack of intelligence as your second inbred cousin.

    • H B Bear says:

      02:48pm | 02/05/11

      relative - thanks for your objective opinion.  You’re not Karl’s Mum are you?

      Alas you are wrong - Karl is a rolled gold knob.  If he is the best talent on Australian free to air TV then the industry is more f***ed than I thought it was.

      Channel 9 is stuffed: David Gyngell is a hopeless CEO and CVC must be wondering how the hell they are going to get rid of it without losing their shirts.  Private equity morons.

    • relative says:

      03:05pm | 02/05/11

      i wonder who suggested he was the .....  “best talent on Australian free to air TV ????”

      it wasnt i….. all i said was he was a hard worker and good family man
      ......so get your facts correct cretin

    • H B Bear says:

      06:30pm | 02/05/11

      It wasn’t ME….

      relative (aka Karl’s Mum) you better have a Bex and a lie down.

    • HappyCynic says:

      04:11pm | 02/05/11

      I’d rather wake up to Pokemon or on Fridays, Spongebob Squarepants.  They have way more personality, more mature and are far less irritating to the nerves smile

    • Marilyn Shepherd says:

      04:22pm | 02/05/11

      The most ignorant logie of the night was Sarah Fergusson’s 4 Corners which was a dangerously wrong story from start to finish.

      The poor devils she called “people smugglers” were not smuggling anyone, not one person is smuggled into Australia because they have a legal right to come into Australia.

      Now Abdul is a shi’ite imam who was tortured in Iraq, booted out to Iran, forced to move to Kuwait, booted out of Kuwait when Saddam invaded and so on.  His wife was an exile from her own country, none of their kids were born in Iraq and his “crime” in 1999 was to translate for other refugees in Indonesia. 

      Two of his kids were born here, another two became suicidal in Melbourne’s Marybinong after they saw another man kill himself, his wife was demented.

      The sick part of Ferguson is she knew all this but lied in the story anyway.

      The worst part is that DIAC smuggled this man and his family out of Australia twice on bogus documents - the first time to Vietnam and they were sent back by force because our DFAT people sent word that they were being deported, then they sent them to the border of Jordan with dozens of staff and dumped them.

      When they got “home” to Baghdad in 2003 they were bombed and blitzed in a war we started.

      That logie should be rescinded and Ferguson should apologise to the people she knew she was lying about and apologise for the illegal taping of people in Indonesia.
      http://sievx.com/articles/sentences/20020409RVKadem.pdf


      I think it got the logie because it appeals to the ignorant and the racist who have no idea that Ferguson was lying and knew she was lying.

      The other so-called smuggler was helped here by his brother who spent 8 years in Abu Ghraib being tortured and because he dared to survive and escape we called him a people smuggler and jailed him for years here.

      http://sievx.com/articles/sentences/20040921THEQUEENandALHASSANABDOLAMIRALJENABI.html

      How ignorant this country has become as we jail refugees for daring to escape torture.

      Didn’t watch the logies but did catch Karl’s wife’s arse comment and thought he is a repulsive thug.

    • BJA says:

      04:43pm | 02/05/11

      Doesn’t even have the class to thank his co-host.

    • the liberal loafer says:

      07:18pm | 02/05/11

      what did david koch win? A Sunrise Breakfast At Today

    • liberal loafer says:

      07:29pm | 02/05/11

      I wake up with Today!
      Now Where is my prize Karl?

    • Matt says:

      08:10pm | 02/05/11

      Well done Karl, you have been yet again been attacked by a pseudointellectual society, quick to critise, in a somber attempt at alleviating the depression that clouds thier own sad pathetic lives.
      Your hard work and efforts toward covering a variety of issues is to be congratulated.
      Maybe the comment of his wifes posterior was a bit distasteful, but his former praise towards her should far outshine a word I’m sure most kids hear in the school yard anyway. Furthermore, what time was this comment made? Shouldn’t most children precious to suffer severe psycholigical consequences from this comment have been asleep?

    • Matt says:

      08:52pm | 02/05/11

      Well done Karl, you have been yet again been attacked by a pseudointellectual society, quick to critise, in a somber attempt at alleviating the depression that clouds thier own sad pathetic lives.

      The hard work and efforts toward covering a variety of issues is to be congratulated, especially the Queensland floods.

      Maybe the comment of his wifes posterior was a bit distasteful, but his former praise towards her should far outshine a word I’m sure most kids hear in the school yard anyway. Furthermore, what time was this comment made? Shouldn’t most children precious to suffer severe psychological consequences from this comment have been asleep?

      Also @ St Micheal, you are really not a nice person.

      Furthermore while inbreeding does decrease the random varient potential of Chromosomal cross linking, some of the most famous people in history have stemmed from consanginous breeding. Henry the 8th for example was a product of Henry the 7th and Elizabeth of York. Indeed this marriage served to stabilised the monarch and keep the power within the family line.

      While long winded, I conclude that I too would have it that anyone of my family blood, rather than inherent the risk that one would spawn a god forsaken disater, interbred, even at the chance of dysmorphic children and social embarrasment, if the result was that those undeserving of this wonderful gift of life such as yourself have thier DNA erode into the dust that by horrible chance, created such a nasty inhospitable vulgar and vile being.

      Than I could further claim it as a future carbon tax deduction.

    • St. Michael says:

      10:14pm | 02/05/11

      Congratulations, you used punctuation and at least two words containing more than two syllables.

      So what’re you: relative’s relative? Nah, just another anonymous coward like the rest of us.

    • saskia says:

      12:16am | 03/05/11

      Griggs is just jealous coz her’s is like the side of a house.

      Makes you embarrassed to be a woman when a nanna like that party poops.

    • Matthew says:

      01:22am | 03/05/11

      Anonymous coward… yeah, a creditable comment. To be fair, before was just banter.

      However, on a serious note and this is directed to Septimus also, your life must be fairly miserable if your enjoyment entails directing pitiful disapproving comments towards others achievements?

      Even if you were disgruntled that Karl and not another candidate won, you must have a great deal of inner conflict to express that by undermining the credibility of Karl Stefanovic as well as relative.

      Why would you do that? How is that helpful to yourself or anyone?

      Than you slate me with sarcasm for using ‘punctuation and at least two words containing more than two syllables’, I hope you don’t similarly discourage from striving to write correctly and embracing how diverse and beautiful the english language is.

      At least Karl has made an effort to bring news to a thousand/millions of Australians, shouldn’t such efforts be commended?

      Is this the role model you want to be for your children??

    • Septimus says:

      07:37am | 03/05/11

      Who said there was ‘enjoyment’?  When you have someone purportedly a relative waltzing on in here, abusing people and calling them names, you get what you get.  Get this straight, it’s his so-called relative who commenced with the name calling.  Interesting that you completely ignore that, the actions of his relative.  Why would you do that?

      I don’t give a stuff who won some internet driven ‘I am the most popular contest’.

      It’s not hard work to sit in front of a camera, caked in make-up and make inane comments.  It’s not hard work to fly on a plane and repeat yourself over and over again about (insert disaster here).  He’s no hero, nobody to be worshipped, he’s a television personality with little more ability than one of the muppets.

      The people who should be paid extravagant salaries, who should be recognised and awarded are our Diggers, our scientists working to cure people and our people performing community service.

      Some over inflated narcissist is hardly worth our accolade.

    • St. Michael says:

      10:37am | 03/05/11

      Won’t someone think of the children? Really, is that all you’ve got?

      Incidentally, for striviing to write correctly and embracing how diverse and beautiful the english language is, you used the wrong word.  It’s not “slate”.  It’s “sledge.”  Get a clue.

      As for why I do it: because someone has to say the Emperor has no clothes sometime.  This is also known as telling the inconvenient truth.  As a society we have a minority of people willing to do that.

    • Ross says:

      12:02pm | 03/05/11

      With a bevey of talented actors ,a real life compare/comedian to compete with in a contest about enertainment Karl who is probably a decent bloke should have come fifh in that company for the gold logie. It just shows the power of push polling and advertising on the vote.

    • Bruce says:

      04:54pm | 03/05/11

      At the end of the day Karl won a popularity contest. His team was more successful at ‘begging’ for votes.

    • The North Face Clearance says:

      02:00pm | 09/11/12

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