The full set of these pictures probably got passed over a little over the weekend because of (a) it being the weekend and (b) Mark Latham.

One

You may have seen a few of them but there were a total of 10 photos from the meeting between Prime Minister Julia Gillard and her predecessor Kevin Rudd. It makes for an excruciatingly awkward compilation of shots with neither Gillard nor Rudd looking at all like they want to be there in a single frame.

The rest of the photos follow over the jump. They don’t need captions - they’ve just been given numbers for easy reference in the comments. Enjoy - and let us know if you have a particular favourite.

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six

Seven

Eight

Nine

Ten

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    • Louisa says:

      04:33pm | 09/08/10

      They both look bored. She was made to see him as a resilt of the Kerry O’B interview

    • John L says:

      04:34pm | 09/08/10

      The last photo is the most telling. ‘Sorry Kev, you had to go”.

    • WN says:

      04:35pm | 09/08/10

      Hard to know which is the best shot but I think No. 5 best represents a pained marriage counseling session.

    • Stephen Parker says:

      04:36pm | 09/08/10

      There they are the happy couple! How in heaven’s name can Labor be leading in the polls in this election after all these stuff ups. It just beggars belief or the remoteness & numbness of the general community to the issues and mismanagement. Look ar Rudd strategically pretending to be pointing out things on a map as if he is Fieldmarshall Rommell or Hannibal.

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      04:38pm | 09/08/10

      Same body language as when Kevin07 (then PM) met Kristina Keneally.  No one hates like a Labor politician.

    • Paul Neri says:

      04:38pm | 09/08/10

      God that is so creepy! Reminds me of WW2 leaders in Berlin dividing up the spoils!

    • @richardtuffin says:

      04:40pm | 09/08/10

      Thanks guys - a nice little touch on the arm from the PM - very positive body language!

    • MarK says:

      04:40pm | 09/08/10

      They look just like a married couple.

      Before the incident with the dodgy seafood and nut allergy lapse of memory in food preparation.

      Talk about contrived. What a complete joke. Are they splitting the country?

      Kev : I will take everything north of the Tweed and West of Adelaide.

      Julia: You have to take Tassie too you &$^&*^$%(^&4head;
      Kev: *knowing grin* nahuh…....they be your problem

      Julia: Look that whole forestry thing was so Latham’s fault, who would remember it anyway.

      Kev: *snickers* Latham…..oh I don’t know, you might be surprised.

      Faulkner: *head meets desk*

      ....and the carve up continues

    • cj says:

      04:43pm | 09/08/10

      Four.

      Says it all. Also how most Australians are feeling about this election.

    • bomber's media enterprises says:

      04:44pm | 09/08/10

      Rudd still looks gutted that he’s not the leader.

    • Youdy beaudy says:

      07:32am | 11/08/10

      Hey Bomber. He’s recovering from a very painful operation, His look looks like someone in physical pain. I give him 10 points for leaving his sick bed to come out and front up for the campaign. Don’t any of you people have sympathy for his situation. Go and have your Gall Bladder removed and see how much pain and discomfort there is. He should be resting after his operation, that’s what he should be doing. His being there shows a sign of commitment to me.

      I don’t think he looks gutted that he is not the leader more likely it’s another type of being gutted that he is concerned about. Yes, having his physical guts cut open would be more the reason for his facial expressions in the photos, as would yours in the same situation. God you people are such gutless bastards, you make me feel sick.

      I

    • Roz says:

      08:12am | 11/08/10

      I agree with you. The photos say it all. They certainly are a good reminder. Should be published where they would get more exposure.

    • Macca says:

      04:45pm | 09/08/10

      In 4, 5, 6 & 7 Rudd could not look anymore disenchanted. Not sure if he is Brave, Stupid, Humble or Greedy.

    • Simonious says:

      04:45pm | 09/08/10

      Can we please have a caption competiton with these photos. The prize goes to the reader who can come up with the best captions that make a whole story across photos 4 to 10.

    • Nicole says:

      04:45pm | 09/08/10

      Number four: I recon Kev’s got girlier hands than Joolya. They’re, er, really soft and girly looking.
      Number Ten: That one’s priceless. I’ve said it in another blog, but Jooolya says: I know I dethroned you and stabbed you in the back, but can’t we just be friends? Kev says: No you backstabbing biarch. I’m gunna stich you right up and you’ll wish you never met me’. He looks distant and calm, but I reckon his revenge is going to be extremely sweet.

    • Joolz says:

      07:50pm | 09/08/10

      Agree. Clearly he gets manicures and she doesn’t. This is why she usurped him.

    • Nicole says:

      08:53pm | 09/08/10

      Joolz, I want his manicurists number!!! I’m prepared to travel all the way to QLD to do it too. God she does a fabulous job.

    • iansand says:

      04:46pm | 09/08/10

      In 8 Mr Rudd is being very careful that he can see Ms Gillard’s hands at all times in case she gets hold of another knife.

    • Ben says:

      04:51pm | 09/08/10

      They look like a couple that has just separated at a meeting to decide who gets the kids.
      And does the bloke on the right in the second photo look like a younger version of kevin rudd or is it just me?

    • Zeta says:

      04:55pm | 09/08/10

      Instead of providing captions, I think they should be story board panels from an unproduced David Lynch film. 

      ONE: Six people look at a map. There is a sound in the air and you cannot describe. A young boy in glasses weeps softly.

      TWO: John Faulkner brings two phones to every meeting. But at his last meeting, he will only bring one phone. Then you will know his secret. When the final phone rings.

      THREE: Julia Gillard wants to be an actress. That is why she drinks her water quickly. But she cannot tell if she is dreaming, or if this is real. Kevin Rudd points at the map and says. “That is where my drink is buried. The drink is Pabst Blue Ribbon.”

      FOUR: Kevin starts buzzing softly. “Why don’t you love me any more?”

      FIVE: Indecipherable screaming.

      SIX: Julia Gillard responds to the ungodly sounds as though it were a language only she can understand; “This is Holywood. For ugly people. But we are the ugly people. Ugly.”

      SEVEN: “Your father and I are very disappointed you didn’t make it.”

      EIGHT: I called and I called but he didn’t pick up. Then we drove off for the sunset. I can see it now. There. That’s where we’re going.

      NINE: If I were a snake, I’d eat myself.

      TEN: SILENCE.

      fin.

    • Steve says:

      05:20pm | 09/08/10

      Superb! Encore

    • MissEyles says:

      04:56pm | 09/08/10

      I love love LOVE photo 2 - haven’t seen this one before. I don’t think you could pass a well-worded (e.g. spin) comment between those pursed lips, they’re so tight!

    • MissEyles says:

      06:18pm | 09/08/10

      Sorry folks, that should be photo 4!

    • Andy D says:

      04:57pm | 09/08/10

      Shot 10, where Julia lays her talon on Kev’s forearm is a frightening photograph.

      She looks like she is desperately trying to get at least a second of eye contact from him and he looks like he’s about to cry.

      If she had done to me what she did to him I wouldn’t tolerate her touching me.

    • Donald says:

      04:58pm | 09/08/10

      Actually, I feel sorry for anyone who has to return to a difficult job when he is obviously still very unwell after an operation. More than anything else, Kevin just looks sick.

    • K says:

      12:17am | 10/08/10

      I agree. He doesn’t look a well man.

    • Gerard says:

      12:32am | 10/08/10

      I’ve got no sympathy for him. This is the guy who did more than anyone to destroy free speech in Australia with his internet censorship plans. Unfortunately, the Red Barren has now decided it was a good idea and wants to do it herself. I can’t believe anyone thought it was a good idea to vote these psychopaths into power. They deserve to be stuck in that room together.

    • Hecules says:

      04:59pm | 09/08/10

      He’s gutted. His face is drawn, eyes look tired. But on another issue what about this stupid policy banning kids from sport if they don’t turn up for school. What a stupid, stupid, stupid idea!! Some kids just don’t get school. What about those kids only gifted in sports. Aboriginal kids much prefer to play sport and excel in it. Boxers, Footballers, some will never get through school yet will make millions playing sport. What about our new African migrants who struggle with new style of education, they could become fantastic sports stars for us, but now Julia is going to stop it. What the hell is wrong with this Government. Julia Education is everything for you because of what happened to your father, but not everybody is like that. Get into the real World please!

    • Markster says:

      05:01pm | 09/08/10

      ewww awkward! Reminds me of the family law court!  Both hands on the table in plain sight please!

    • Lin says:

      05:07pm | 09/08/10

      The tragedy that has become Labor is exposed in these photos.  These two will never be able to work together.  I will be voting Liberal so I don’t have to worry about it.  I have never had such bad value as a voter as I have had for my last Labor vote.  I won’t be voting Labor again any time soon.  Over it !!

    • Guido says:

      05:18pm | 09/08/10

      The fact that Kevin Rudd face may be drawn and his eyes tired could be that he had surgery just a few days before?

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      07:36pm | 09/08/10

      Naaah mate, that’s his normal look.

    • Steve says:

      05:25pm | 09/08/10

      Was Kevin sedated?  I don’t know what meds he’s on for the post-op but in some photos he looks like Faulkner slipped him a double dose. 

      In others, he looks like he is pointing out where the (ALP) bodies are buried and wants to come clean.

    • Mayday says:

      09:41pm | 09/08/10

      You could be on to something…...perhaps that’s the only way they could get him there?
      By photo number eight Kevin looks like he’s hit a wall, by number nine he’s looking longingly at the nearby door and by photo number ten Julia has had to move forward to steady him and assure him the “shoot” is almost over.

      Kevin doesn’t look well and needs to go home and recuperate.

      A picture really is worth a thousand words.

    • Macca says:

      05:26pm | 09/08/10

      Photos 6 & 7, Kevin is thinking: What will happen if I push her out the window? Do I get to be PM again?

    • Macca says:

      06:03pm | 09/08/10

      Photo 9, Kevin: “Go on do it!”

      I reckon in Photo 5, Kev Kev has the same look on his face as when he was in Scores Nightclub!

      I never liked Rudd, but in Photo 4, even I would be prepared to buy him a drink, preferably something strong. Absinthe maybe

    • Harry the Hobo says:

      06:45pm | 09/08/10

      He probably tried because number 10 looks like Julia’s being mum telling him he’s been a naughty boy

    • Hendo says:

      05:43pm | 09/08/10

      Four

    • Chris says:

      06:03pm | 09/08/10

      How hard would it have been for Rudd to at least pretend to be ok about their meeting? Or is it that this was yet another attempt by Rudd to undermine Gillard? It almost looks like he is trying really hard to look so sad and pathetic because he knew how it would be portrayed in the media. If that’s the case then god help us if Labor wins - there will be carnage as these two rip each other to pieces.

    • Ellis Wyatt says:

      06:28pm | 09/08/10

      The photos reminded me of one of the bunker scenes from ‘Downfall’  in which the ‘leadership’ is hopelessly surrounded and deploying imaginary forces.

    • Matt says:

      06:31pm | 09/08/10

      I so love photo 4 Kev has his fingers crossed?? Wonder what he was thinking??

    • HelĂ©na says:

      06:44pm | 09/08/10

      he looks sick :( - not much love lost there

    • Daniel says:

      06:45pm | 09/08/10

      I still cant understand why the media is still carrying on about this this is how the westminster system works. We dont have a presedential system in Australia.

    • Alexandrina says:

      06:52pm | 09/08/10

      Photo 10.

      the glance distracts~the touch of death~we get it now~desperation!
      Fox paws prey hesitantly ~in whose iciest eyes ~determination

    • Darren says:

      07:04pm | 09/08/10

      My God, they are the biggest pair of absolute PHONYS I’ve ever seen in my entire life!

    • Sam says:

      07:27pm | 09/08/10

      Are you lot 7 years old?  You certainly aren’t mature enough to vote.

    • Against the Man says:

      07:37pm | 09/08/10

      Rudd needs to grow a pair, be a man and do the right thing to regain his honour. He has been such a let down, I mean he has no problems blowing up at an air line attendant for bringing the wrong meal but is a pure pussy cat for Gillard who has brought shame on to him. A living, walking joke that is what you are Kevin. Pathetic.

    • The Redman says:

      09:47pm | 09/08/10

      As far as Kevin looking drawn and tired, notwithstanding his obvious disappointement, can people remember that he’s just got out of hospital from pretty serious surgery? Has anyone trashing the man had a gall bladder removed? I haven’t, but I know someone who has, and it’s not funny. As far as this post is concerned, ATM you are a complete tool. If you had any interest in the facts, and as the conservative you clearly are, you obviously don’t, then you’d know that the “air line attendant (sic)” (she is a ,member of the RAAF member, not a stewardess) completely repudiated the report. You do not lose your manhood by being bested by a woman. You’re the pathetic one, implying that a man is less of a man because of this. Dare I suggest that you have none to grow. And I’m a man.

    • Against the Man says:

      10:59pm | 09/08/10

      Nice reply Redman but you should join yer mate Ruddy in the Gillard’s neuted and spay inc. No man or woman who acts so tough should let anyone man or woman screw him/her over, especially a so called trusted deputy. Gillard did something wrong, Rudd wouldn’t have cried like a girl if it was all good.  Stop being a brainwashed Labor supporter!

    • Stevie for PM says:

      12:20pm | 10/08/10

      Redman are you for real? Being bested by Gillard? The same Gillard who swore loyalty to Rudd before she and her faceless men team knifed him good? Too funny! I know I wouldn’t behave that way to someone who betrayed me. Either Rudd is buying time before dropping a bomb of a leak just before the elections or he really is a bully (you know the type that would only pick on those weaker than him like a hostie and not a real challange like the tough as nails Gillard).

    • Front Bar says:

      08:08pm | 10/08/10

      Redman - that last contribution (“dare I suggest you have none to grow”... “and I’m a man” ) really heightened the tone.

    • Ben G says:

      08:07pm | 09/08/10

      10 photos, and that’s as friendly as they could get?
      Frosty.

    • Victor says:

      08:09pm | 09/08/10

      My first thought about no. 4 was that one or both passed wind!

    • gruffn says:

      08:20pm | 09/08/10

      Get over it ppl, it’s pretty obvious that Kevin is just not well. He was video’d the next day telling a punter that it was his first day out - again not looking too flash. Methinks a few folk should just get a life….

    • Mouse says:

      08:32pm | 09/08/10

      Just have to love number 4.  Kevin sucking a lemon! It’s not a lie if you have your fingers crossed is it?  lol  
      5 to 10
      JG “I want this area”
      KR “No, it’s already taken”
      JG “Is that true? Who’s is it?”
      KR “Just let it go”
      JG - looks dejected
      KR “That’s your area, suck it up and get on with it”
      JG “I’m telling you, that’s mine. I was promised, I was”
      KR “Mmmmmmmm”
      JG “If I don’t have my way, there will be trouble”
      KR “Oh dear, you are having a tough tme aren’t you?”
      JG “Look Kevie, I’m the PM, so I’m the boss, you gotta toe the line”
      KR “OMG, it’s not going to end is it? I need to sleep!!”

    • Philip Crowley says:

      09:13pm | 09/08/10

      In photo three Kevin appears to be indicating he’d like to be in Birdsvillle! Go figure wink

    • Jb says:

      09:14pm | 09/08/10

      They are all dumb who was the fool that came up with the map idea after she has been sprouting off Rudd and the labor party had lost it’s way!
      Big big stuff up and that adviser really should be shown the door but more importantly what it says is Rudd and gillard are being directed by others and not thinking for themselves!

    • Front Bar says:

      09:37pm | 09/08/10

      Picture 1:  Listen up team.  First item: Inexcusable lateness.  Can I just say that if you’d thought to take a left before the bridge here, we’d be right through the Powerpoints, you’d be on your way back to Canberra, and I’d be back in the supermarket.

      2:  Second up, contingencies.  Did anyone think to use the RAAF chopper?  There’s a pad right here at the back of my place.  Another half hour wasted in traffic, team. 

      3:  What do you mean f-cking Tim’s ‘s got it?

      4:  Look Kevin, can I just say that it might just be a forgotten hair-dryer to you, but it’s one of the most important things we bring to a campaign.  And I wasn’t the one who left the bloody thing back in Melbourne.  You can’t just go out and pick up another professional quality drier willy nilly.

      5.  In the Mall, you say?

      6.  Look, PM, could I just offer something here?  I know for a fact there’s always a spare dryer kept in the boot of PM1, next to the CV gas. It’s been there since Kabul.

      7.  Kevin, I appreciate the thoughts, but PM1’s parked about three blocks away.  We had to leave it there, and come in through here to dodge Abbott’s peleton.

      8.  Anyway, the car’s have all been cleaned out.  I had to ask ANSO to sweep them.  We’ve confirmed a mobile phone bug scan, transmission from right about here.

      9. They’ve caught suspicious traffic going from this position back to Channel 9.  The transcript was pretty revealing, I’d have to say, and it’s confirmed some disturbing information.  I’ll share it, although I know this is going to come as a blow.

      10. I’m sorry Kevin.  On the intercepts, it’s pretty clear they’ve given the 60 Minutes gig to Latham.

    • steve of sydney says:

      11:55pm | 09/08/10

      What is everyone going on about? There should not have been any cameras present at such a momentous and awkward first meeting after Rudd was deposed by his Party. It should have been entirely private. Why exactly should the media have been present anyway? Still, it took courage from both Gillard and Rudd to meet in person. Gillard lowered herself enough to allow for Rudd to be promoted to the Queensland electorate. And the starved media used every second of the footage to promote Labor through their news bulletins. A bit of negativity complemented by a very positive image. It wiill lift Labor where it counts.

    • Milos says:

      09:40am | 17/08/10

      Mate, don’t you realize that it was all stage managed by dear Labor team?
      Please tell me that you only pretend not realizing that!
      Otherwise I think you may have some serious perception problems…

    • fehowarth says:

      06:31am | 10/08/10

      The pictures above are what most people would expect.  They come across as a true picture of how both felt.  The action taken by Ms. Gillard would be traumatic for all involved.  The emotions of both would still be raw.  Time is a wonderful healer.  History shows that many disposed can continue a productive career in parliament.

    • Tuccaboy says:

      08:20am | 10/08/10

      Looks like Kevie is about to break down and cry again.  What’s with not being able to look people he hates in the eye?

    • T Lam says:

      01:29pm | 10/08/10

      Photo 4 - they looked like a couple facing the divorce lawyers. Strained, unhappy and wanting to get of there.

    • Peter Taliangis says:

      04:16pm | 10/08/10

      Unbelievable - hand gestures, facial gestures - give them a set of boxing gloves and it would have been on.

    • Billy B says:

      04:42pm | 10/08/10

      The Redman - The RAAF do have a VIP Squadron and DO have stewardesses.  I was one.  Get your facts right.

    • Daryl says:

      03:57pm | 13/08/10

      An excellent representation of our dysfunctional government. Anyone who votes for this is MAD!

    • Milos says:

      11:35pm | 16/08/10

      Photo 4 is a screamer. Sums up the whole sad story of power and greed.
      What a circus. Wonder how many Australians are going to fall for all the sweet bull… talk and no action Labor is so (in)famous for. Of course Victorians love her, after all the rest of Australia is subsidising them….

 

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