“Rocket” Rodney Eade would be proud of the tactics being used right on the siren by our Western Bulldogs-loving prime minister.

Eade, a former coach of the Sydney Swans and now at the helm with Julia Gillard’s club Footscray, was one of the football strategists of the late 80s and early 90s who pioneered the controversial tactic known as flooding.
The tactic works like this – if you’re narrowly in front with a few minutes to go, don’t take the risk of trying to score, rather get all of your forwards to play up back so that there’s 18 men “flooding” the opposition forward line to dominate possession.
It’s an ugly and negative brand of footy, one which was also practised Dennis Pagan at North Melbourne (hence the term “Pagan’s Paddock” for the vast expanses of nothingness which could often be found in the Kangaroos forward line in the final quarter). It was also continued by Paul Roos when he took over from Eade as Swans coach.
The tactic was condemned in 2005 by AFL chief Andrew Demetriou who said that the Swans’ determination to “win ugly” might snatch you a few games in the minor round but wouldn’t get you a premiership.
The (Sydney) Swans won their first premiership that same year.
In politics right now, the flood is well and truly on. With the siren about to sound and the polls showing Labor is holding on by the skin of its teeth, a quick look at the seats where Julia Gillard has been campaigning shows that the ALP wants to hold on to what it’s got, and is not overly worried about scoring again.
Analysis in today’s News Limited papers by Sarah Martin shows that the past 12 seats Ms Gillard has visited have all been Labor-held, with the marginal seat of Canning in Western Australia finally breaking the pattern.
The Coalition seems to think that this is dirty pool. Tony Abbott has said that if Labor sneaks home by holding on to its seats it will be a “dishonourable victory”. It’s hard to see what will be particularly dishonourable about it; it will be no different from any other election result. Indeed the best recent parallel might end up being the 1990 poll where Bob Hawke’s increasingly unpopular Labor Government snuck home with the help of Green preferences, as the Andrew Peacocok-led Coalition won the popular vote but didn’t achieve a uniform swing across Labor-held marginals.
Which is why Julia Gillard has set up camp in Labor-held marginals.
It’s a point worth remembering when you’re watching the count on election night, when seats such as Bennelong, Roberston, Lindsay, Longman, Bowman, Eden-Monaro all start flashing up on the screen. If the flood has worked and Gillard has headed off any Coalition scoring opportunities, the ALP might win ugly and limp over the line.
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