Is anyone really that shocked at a rugby league player having a big night on the turps?

Johnathan Thurston leaving the watch house in Brisbane this morning. Pic: AAP

The arrest in Brisbane this morning of Cowboys captain Johnathan Thurston is, as Darren Lockyer said of his mate, a real pity for him and he’ll be cursing himself for (allegedly) pushing the boundaries with the cops.

But it’s neither corrupt like a salary cap rort nor a flagrant moral infraction like taking performance-enhancers. It’s a low-level bit of stupidity and right-minded people will assess it with a shrug.

NRL chief executive David Gallop must get a little chill every time he gets a text message. What is it now - two dozen players doing a nudie run around the Opera House?

I’ve written before in support of the terrible punishment visited on the Melbourne Storm after the salary cap breaches were uncovered. It fit the offence and put the behaviour of those involved in the incident in perspective. What was staggering was that for a period some directors of the club thought they shouldn’t have to take their medicine.

And there should be perspective on things like Thurston’s behaviour too. Coming down heavy on every misdemeanour means that when someone really steps out of line the condemnation can seem hollow.

In an era when a loss of privacy is the inescapable price of fame the reaction to every misdemeanour cannot be - and increasingly, thankfully, isn’t - knee-jerk blanket outrage.

I’ll ask it again: is anyone really that shocked at an NRL player getting into an alcohol-fuelled but minor altercation with police after a night out?

Thurston deserves a bit of a public talking-to, maybe offered a bit of counselling to check his head is screwed on OK after a long season. If he is charged and, say, fined a bit, then that should be the end of the matter and he can go back to playing his excellent football.

The Thurston news this morning reminded me of George Michael’s jailing yesterday – the kind of celeb-in-a-scrape story that is increasingly commonplace.

Michael is the original so-what celebrity. The 1998 toilet incident produced one of the great newspaper front pages of all time – The Sun’s Zip Me Up Before You Go Go – and outed him as gay. But as a gay friend of mine said about it this week, his reaction when it happened was: “What, it took people until now to figure that out?”

When Michael was in Sydney recently his partying antics for a month were reported with a deserving nonchalance, as nothing more than enjoying a hedonistic lifestyle.

He popped up on the Grindr website, an iPhone-based dating service which introduces men to each other by location. Michael’s name on the service was “Back for Wood”.

Surprising, yes. “Back for Wood” amusing, yes.

But shocking?

As the judge said when sentencing the singer to a six-to-eight week stretch in the clink for crashing his car into a photography shop after a drug bender, the real problem was that he put other lives at risk.

Well, damn right, and now he has some time to have a think about that. When he’s out the reporting of his private life will continue but again, it’s just the reality of modern fame.

Lindsay Lohan breaches bail. Britney Spears has a huge hissy fit, gives someone the finger. Johnathan Thurston gets on the turps. All of it is grist to a constantly turning mill of reporting on the lives of people who are famous not because they are role models but because they are talented stars in industries that people pay good money to follow.

Call me an optimist but I don’t think most people are surprised these days by low-level recklessness of celebrities and sports stars.

It’s no longer a matter of whether their lives should be reported in such detail, but knowing when they deserve our total condemnation. Just ask Mel Gibson.

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    • Jim says:

      01:20pm | 16/09/10

      Maybe you should get up to Townsville once in a while Paul. Ask a few cab drivers how they feel about Thurston…ask bar staff, ask some of the local girls.

    • AFR says:

      01:27pm | 16/09/10

      I’m no prude, but you’re kidding, right? A “minor” altercation with the Police? Oh that makes it ok then. Look, most of us how been blind drunk at least once, and a signifianct number of us many more times than that, and most of of us are NEVER arested. You write as if this is completely normal behaviour.

    • Drunk Guy says:

      06:43pm | 17/09/10

      Well for many people it is completely normal behaviour, and stories on national TV current affairs shows back that up, and if the police are so thin skinned that they need to arrest people for laughing at their over officiousness, then we all should be arrested, in fact I laugh at them even when I’m not drunk, and it infuriates them I have no idea why.

    • Macca says:

      01:31pm | 16/09/10

      After all the negative publicity the NRL has (does?) received regarding poor player behaviour, you’d think Jonathon Thurston would know better. Clearly, as displayed by the nonchalant response to this, the public do.

      Its like the NSW state government, you keep telling yourself it can’t get worse, that it won’t happen again, and yet, deep down, you know you’re lying.

    • Brad Coward says:

      01:33pm | 16/09/10

      Another ” instant arsehole….just add alcohol ” moment for the NRL to ponder during the off-season.

    • Joe says:

      01:46pm | 16/09/10

      You can still see your massive ears Jonathan, under that ridiculous, hilarious mop hair….you tool.

    • Rodney says:

      04:56pm | 16/09/10

      Wow Joe,

      Hating over the internet…of all things…about their ears?  Is it jealousy that’s caused your green eyed rant in the public forum?  Your ears not too attractive and you project onto someone else?

    • Trevor says:

      01:53pm | 16/09/10

      Thurston should defect to the AFL, they’re much better at covering these things up.

    • iansand says:

      01:55pm | 16/09/10

      A journalist complaining about sensationalisation.  Gosh.  He must have a beard.  Surely he can’t look at himself in the mirror every morning.

    • Justin says:

      02:04pm | 16/09/10

      When I heard the news on the radio this morning, my immediate reaction was, “so what?”

      Now that I’ve had time to reflect on it, my considered opinion is, “so what?”

      Clearly his shoulders aren’t bad enough to stop him lifting a schooner glass (or twenty), so this should be seen as a good news story for rugby league fans.

    • Bob says:

      08:42am | 17/09/10

      Absolutely agree. Time to get “bad behavour” into prspective.

    • Peter says:

      02:12pm | 16/09/10

      The Today show this morning was typical. Weather man Stevie was celebrating AC/DC’s hard drinking lifestyle, yet a few minutes later the show went on to embarras Thurston. One reporter asked Thurston if he drank too much, the kind of talk I used to hear in high school..

      At least Carl was a bit sensible about it, but wasn’t he drunk on TV after the logies a couple of years back. Not that i am bagging him, i thought it was funny, but journos can be very judgemental when things don’t apply to them..

      Shiite, there aren’t many blokes i know that didn’t do a 4 hour stint for D&D.. I think it’s time we backed off these guys a little..

      When a friend of mine became a quad in an accident, his brother arranged for the Richmond Football Club to have some players visit him to lift his spirits. They turned up and were fantastic gentlemen.. Reporting this may not be as sleazy ad judging someone for getting drunk, but these football clubs only have the worst things written about them at times…

    • Macca says:

      03:08pm | 16/09/10

      @Peter, its a fair comment, many of the clubs run fan days, junior footy clinics, visit kids in hospitals, make donations to charaties etc.

      We rarely celebrate the good things they do as much as we criticise the bad

    • Andrew says:

      03:33pm | 16/09/10

      @ Peter: “there aren’t many blokes i know that didn’t do a 4 hour stint for D&D”????

      Do you seriously think getting so drunk the police lock you up to stop you hurting yourself or someone else is normal? That type of attitude is what wrong with league, the idea that you’re only a man if you’re hard drinking and have a disregard for authority.

      I must admit I have heard nothing but negative things about JT. I understand if he wasn’t a good footy player noone would give him the time of day.

      If you want to see what becomes of a player with the self control and strength of character to stay of the grog, just have a look at Carney and to a lesser extent Myles.

      I agree with you on the media double standard though.

      Go the mighty ROOSTERS!

    • Macca says:

      03:58pm | 16/09/10

      @Andrew, Todd Carney’s story this year has been one that I would like more widely acknowledged. A few years ago, the kid was a grub. But he’s taken steps, including no grog, to amend his behaviour, and focus on his on field performances. The results are far greater than anyone would expect. Brian Smith has done some wonderful off the field to fix the culture at the Bondi Club (despite the story regarding the under 20s last week). This season has been an almighty success considering last seasons wooden spoon. I know who I’ll be supporting Saturday night, C’arn the Chookies!

      Also, I’d love to see Canberra win a premiership, anything to see St George choke again

    • Peter says:

      07:32pm | 16/09/10

      @ Andrew, alcohol and sport go hand in hand for some reason. I’m not saying getting blind drunk and being in public is a good thing, but celebreties, sportsmen, they are all human being suseptable to the same human failings as the rest of us. That’s all im saying and unless someone does something really bad, we shouldn’t really bother reporting the story.

      I will make a confession here on the Punch. I caught for drink driving after a pattern of behavior that lasted for around 10 years. Getting caught, copping my court imposed fines and the embaresment of driving around with an interlocking devise was enough for me to learn my lessson. I was glad to get caught really as it was a wake up call to me, i was just lucky i never hurt anyone. I will not drink drive ever again. The education process i went through showed me that it’s quite easy for me to keep my BAC at 00. I never need to be in this situation. The best investment i ever made was bying a good quality breathyliser. I won’t bother with this 0.05 anymore. Being .00 is so easy without hampering what you do. I know i can have a drink or 2 at lunchtime and by home time. im 0.00… How good is that?

      Funny story, a bit unrelated to this, while i was in court, the case before me was about a guy with mental issues who had a case worker assigned to him. He was in court for throwing bottles at the police. I learnt that this guy was having alcohol delivered to his home by the state so he doesn’t drink in public places. I look at that, and the intervention in the NT, and something does not make sense to me…

    • Barry says:

      08:54am | 17/09/10

      “....there aren’t many blokes i know that didn’t do a 4 hour stint for D&D…. “

      I’ve been known to have a drink or two, but that’s a pretty shocking comment.

    • Markus says:

      12:12pm | 17/09/10

      Macca
      Given that he was only (finally) sacked by the Raiders after refusing to give up drinking, I still have this sneaking suspicion that it is the Roosters club doing the majority of the work in keeping Carney sober and under wraps, as opposed to suddenly developing some self-control.
      If he pulled the amount of crap he did at the Raiders at any Sydney club (assault, indecency, multiple DUIs without a license) he would have been banned from the NRL for life by now.

    • Peter says:

      12:18pm | 17/09/10

      @ Barry. Shocking comment. People have been locked for simply walking home, i never said anything about misbehaving. Ive known someone to be locked up less than 100 from home because he had a bit of a stagger and those policemen were having a bad day or something. Rather than let him go home, they locked him. The last time i checked it’s not illegal to get drunk in this country… At least he was walking home and not driving..

    • Jason says:

      04:44pm | 17/09/10

      “there aren’t many blokes i know that didn’t do a 4 hour stint for D&D”

      That’s bizarre. I know loads of blokes who get pretty smashed (and myself back when), yet only once has any of them been locked up. Are the cops really on that short a fuse where you live or are your mates hurling glasses at windows?

    • Johnathon says:

      09:27am | 19/09/10

      @Barry   Riiiiggght…...., “people have been locked up for simply walking home”.
      There wouldn’t be any more to that story at all would there?
      That’s it, like you said; COPS have a bad day and just lock people up…. !All the time! And you can’t do anything about it because the system is corrupt!
      The jovial tipsy larrikin getting locked up by the bigoted Coppers is a myth; take responsibility for your actions.

    • mrs smith says:

      02:25pm | 16/09/10

      Well said AFR, how many times has the average person been arrested by police for being drunk and disorderly? I’d suggest on average none! This isn’t Thurston’s first offense and like it not, he is a public figure and he of all footballers loves the pay packet, so deal with it. You get arrested its gonna make the news. He stayed with the cowgirls so he could be a role model for indigenous Australians… well ladies and gentlemen, here’s your hero… GO EASTS!

    • dianael says:

      03:07pm | 16/09/10

      Oh for Go’d s sake, the Moral Majority are at it again! I’m not condoning Thurston’s behaviour and I don’t know what he gets up to in Townsville - but the question remains is ‘would he even have been arrested if he wasn’t a football player’. I caught the Breaking News on 9 this morning and thought he must have killed someone only to find out that he was drunk and wrestling. Thurston’s only crime is that he’s a footy player and in Australia that seems to be enough to bring on the haters.

    • mrs smith says:

      04:09pm | 16/09/10

      NO his crime is that he broke the law. The unfortunate part of the story is that being a public figure, him breaking the law makes the news. The haters are out there because he claims to want to be one of the leaders of the game but repeatedly proves to be a fool.

    • Muttley says:

      11:00am | 17/09/10

      No, you’re spot on dianael. A little bit of perspective here is required but the knee jerk reactions are laughable.  For goodness sake he’s a sportsman Mrs Smith, not the bloody pope. I swear, the wowsers are taking over this country.

    • Mmmm... says:

      03:09pm | 16/09/10

      The police have a duty of care to arrest someone if they have the potential to cause damage to themselves, property or others. No matter how minor the incident, he was drunk, was wrestling on top of someone else’s property and failed to follow a police instruction. So he got arrested. What’s the problem? Famous or not, the police have a duty of care to arrest him. No matter how minor. The law is the law. Whether you are a perceived “hero” by a codes fans, a loser NRL player, an innocent bystander or a journalist.

      What happens if he falls off the top of the taxi and cracks his head open? What happens if a car swerves to miss them and hits some guy heading home? What happens if they fall out on to the road and get hit by a truck?

    • Mmmm... says:

      04:09pm | 16/09/10

      You can’t really say if someone is drunk until they have been breathalyzed. There are signs of course but to categorically say someone is drunk can’t be done until they have had alcohol testing.

      I don’t think the casino needs to lie. They did what they had to to remove him from their property - which they did with a minimum of fuss and no consequences. What Thurston did happened after he left the casino. The casino has nothing to protect itself from.

    • David says:

      04:16pm | 16/09/10

      Yeah - it’s the fault of that evil Casino, forcing him to drink to excesses before ejecting him. Get real, when will people become responsible for buying a drink and deciding to drink to excess?

      No one forced Thursty to drink all that grog.

      No one forced him to act like a tool when drunk either.

    • Daniel says:

      03:45pm | 16/09/10

      I agree, I couldn’t care less if JT gets drunk or arrested .. How many blokes his age and older do the same thing every weekend in the Valley… He didn’t hurt anyone next story please

    • Matt says:

      01:43pm | 17/09/10

      Hear hear. If he had assaulted someone or damaged their property then maybe there is a story, but merely being drunk at the casino? I don’t blame the police - they need to maintain public order - but this is the ultimate victimless crime.

    • Miles says:

      03:54pm | 16/09/10

      Furhter proof that most NRL players are closer to neanderthals than the average human.  Two rules in that game…run forward, pass the ball backward.  Any more complicated and they wouldn’t be able to play!

    • Macca says:

      04:17pm | 16/09/10

      Some of the best games have very few rules. Many would argue Rugby Union is a pain because it can be so complex. Soccer, the World game (is universally easy to understand, apparently) only has 15 rules.

    • Mark Geyer's Elbow says:

      04:47pm | 16/09/10

      As opposed to the obviously brain dead players dealing with essentially no rules in AFL of course - the sport for the true connoisseur of ugly

      At least we know JT wasn’t on the toot.

      At 340am he would have been hitting his straps, not seeking a ride home in a divvy van.

    • Bob Wilson says:

      04:20pm | 16/09/10

      He is a dill, his girlfriend must not be real clever either. if you get arrested you a not a good example for anyone especially your family and friends. We are all role models in some respect and he and the NRL have set him as a role model. All the people that say he is just a footballer are wrong he is part of a civilized society that has rules.

    • Matt says:

      01:52pm | 17/09/10

      I was arrested at exactly the same place for much the same reasons when I was much the same age as Thurston. I was young, I was silly and I learnt a lesson. At least no one other than my friends and family gave a hoot - and while disappointed, they were supportive.  No doubt you feel they should have cut me off at the knees given that I am no longer fit for “civilised society”!

      Does that now make me worthless as a role model. Should my employers never consider me for a leadership position. Should I seek a vasectomy so I can’t raise kids, given that I cannot ever be a “good example”. Get a grip, people. Exactly one person was affected by Thurston’s actions - Thurston.

    • Bill says:

      03:47pm | 17/09/10

      Hi Bob:
      He’s a footballer for gods sake. He’s paid heaps to play football not to be a role model.
      Being a role model is the tag we put on JT. Ask anyone in the indigenous community how much time and effort he puts into getting indigenous kids into school, sport and jobs to improve their lives and their future. I’d hazard a guess that none of the posters here would put one tenth of the effort into improving the lives of others that JT does.

      All young men when growing up are faced with the same problem. They are ten feet tall iand bullet proof, have far too much testosterone for their own good, and their male brains will not be fully developed until they are in their thirties. A recipe for disaster, expecially if the media seek to sensationalise it to boost circulation. As an example, look at the way the arrest of Craig Moore or the trial of Brett Stewart is being handled by the media.

      No offence Bob, you’re entitled to your opinion. I just wish we could all take a deep breath and realise that it’s all just a case of young men behaving badly, but normally. It’s part of growing up for better or worse.

      Let’s get back to the footy. My beloved Broncos aren’t in tha finals this year, but there are still plenty of Queenslanders running around to keep me interested in the finals. I never thought I would ever says this, C’mon Waynes men.”

    • nosthow says:

      04:22pm | 16/09/10

      Yes well Thurston should have known better as a public figure but of course let he who is without sin throw the 1st stone huh ? On rare occasions I have had a few too many but have not behaved badly in public so why cant Thurston ? Footy players seem to have a history of drink and bad behavour but that doesnt make it right that society should excuse them. they are all on big salaries, are chick magnets and to be fair to the average worker are on a good thing. They should realise that Colgo.

    • Rollo says:

      04:24pm | 16/09/10

      These ‘stars’ need to learn that they are not exempt from the law, nor basic behavioural standards.  They tend to think that as football players they’re a cut above the rest; they’re wrong.

    • The White Knight says:

      04:34pm | 16/09/10

      Him and his mate mucking around in the street drunk lucky they did not get run over.
      They should thank the police.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      06:06pm | 16/09/10

      Agrred White Knight,

      The police don’t arrest for D & D because they want to make life hard for you. They do it to protect you or someone else. Imagine what would have happened had the Blue not intervened - we would be talking about something a lot worse for his career than a D & D arrest

    • Donald says:

      04:34pm | 16/09/10

      How drunk was he really? According to the police he was “grossly drunk” at 4.30. Also according to the police, they kept him until his blood alcohol level was .05, which was at 9.00. If he sobered up in 4 and a half hours he wasn’t grossly drunk. Which police statement is wrong?

    • Walloper says:

      04:53pm | 16/09/10

      Donald,

      When someone is arrested Police are required to keep them for four hours, no matter their state of intoxication.  If they are able to be released to someone who can properly care for them, they can be released earlier.  If they are still too intoxicated, they may be kept longer than four hours till they can safely manage themselves.  Accepted practice is four hours.  Generally, at that time people aren’t necessarily sober, but they can now safely look after themselves.

      Just because you hear or read ‘according the Police’ from the Australian media, doesn’t mean that the Police said that or that it’s an accurate account of what was said.  He wasn’t kept in till 9.00am, his release into the care of his manager was televised.  There is no .05% for drunkeness - there’s no power to test a pedestrian.

    • Mmmm... says:

      04:54pm | 16/09/10

      The rate alcohol metabolises varies between the individual greatly. Some people might be able to get it out of their system quickly. Some may take hours upon hours.

    • The White Knight says:

      05:46pm | 16/09/10

      I like that bit Walloper “he was’nt kept in till 9 am”

    • Katea says:

      08:08pm | 16/09/10

      Never laugh at a police sergeant would be my advice.
      Especially one who supports the Bronco’s.
      Who would want to be a celebrity????

    • Michael says:

      08:36pm | 16/09/10

      Mistakes are made. He played up and he got done by the cops and faces court next month. Just as if it had been anyone else. His sentence will be similar to what anyone else would receive as well. It happened, so what, it’s his stuff-up and his consequences to face. Nothing we people need to worry about.

    • Daniel says:

      08:57pm | 16/09/10

      Thurston and these NRL dopes never will learn will they. I have stopped going to games because these dopes dont get it. They are getting paida fortune and are all meatheads and never learn from their mistakes.

    • Gavin Hodge says:

      09:21am | 17/09/10

      Another problem of course is that being full-time professionals, the clubs generally ban them from boozing during the season, and it is common practice to include a clause about it in a contract. So the ones who do follow this ban lose tolerance to it, and when they do let loose it hits them like a tonne of bricks because they are not used to it. Of course, that doesn’t mean clubs should relax - alcohol does reduce performance. But players need to be aware that they can’t hold their booze as well as they think they can.

    • AFR says:

      09:37am | 17/09/10

      I heard Mark Geyer use this excuse on the radio yesterday, and think its a croc. By cutting back on the booze for a few months, you don’t suddenly turn into a “cadbury” (glass and a half).

    • Gavin Hodge says:

      12:42pm | 17/09/10

      AFR, you do become a cadbury if you take a few months off AND undertake intense fitness conditioning. These bloke have quick metabolisms and next to no fat so the absorbtion rate is so high and fast. All athletes struggle with hard grog. The point I make is that, far from using it as an excuse, these blokes need to be aware of themselves and their limits.

    • acotrel says:

      10:54am | 17/09/10

      This entire subject is a load of BULL!! It’s clear that football players have all heard ‘there is no such thing as bad publicity’.  The whole thing is an insult to the intelligence of the generaL public

    • andrew says:

      10:58am | 17/09/10

      Not a real story unless he crapped in someone’s shoe or pissed on a croupier.

    • jack says:

      11:52am | 17/09/10

      bertie wooster used to get picked up for being tanked as well, perhaps we should ban the books as bad role models

    • Mmmm... says:

      12:05pm | 17/09/10

      I thought we moved on from the dark ages? The rest of the world and society has. The “Aussie Bloke” culture is a dying breed.

    • Jamie says:

      02:48pm | 17/09/10

      The guy is on crutches with a knee injury, but is out on the town getting pissed. If I were the footy club, I’d be more concerned that he’s out there jeopardising his injured leg and potentially making the injury worse. So much for all the money and resources they are spending on his rehab eh? Yes he’s not very clever, and he should know better than to ‘put himself in that situation’. Is it worth 2 days of media beat-up? Absolutely not.

    • red square says:

      06:07pm | 17/09/10

      Paul, I think David Gallop also gets a text message every time he gets a little chill.

 

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