The Blues Brothers, 1980. Spoiler alert: Marriages don’t always work out.

There is something about The Blues Brothers that is at once reassuringly wholesome and wildly decadent. It’s a bit like having a home cooked meal and then having sex with your cousin.

It begins as all good movies – and Hildebrand family stories – do, with somebody getting out of jail.* The person in question is of course Jake Blues, who exits a prison in suburban Chicago to be picked up by his brother Elwood Blues. It is at this point that some credit should be given to the parents of these two gentlemen, as had they not both had the surname “Blues” it is unlikely this movie would ever have been made.

Appropriately enough Elwood picks up his brother in a police car, which is remarked upon by Jake as unusual but was in fact the fashion of the time. Indeed, blues musicians are still being picked up in police cars to this very day, except that nowadays they call blues musicians “rugby league players” and call police cars “Charmyne Palavi”.

A number of timeless lines follow, including Jake’s request that Elwood fix the cigarette lighter, but they are too numerous to go into here. Suffice to say that the cigarette lighter never did get fixed.

From the discussions that take place the film quickly establishes its overarching theme of social dislocation, touchingly encapsulated in Jake’s query as to why none of the band contacted him in jail, to which Elwood responds: “They’re not the kind of guys that write letters.” Again there is a clear cut and powerful commentary on NRL players, who are likewise not the kind of guys that write letters, nor the kind of guys that read letters, nor indeed the kind of guys that read. This is an often overlooked subtext of the film, no doubt because of some Jewish conspiracy.

After an appropriate amount of divine intervention, including some inspirational words from James Brown (who prior to being a wife basher had pursued a career in soul music), the two brothers embark upon a mission to reunite their rhythm and blues outfit. The first house call produces this delightful exchange:

Landlady: “Are you boys the police?”
Elwood: “No ma’am. We’re musicians.”

I have no doubt that this quote is the most exquisite and all-encompassing metaphor for life in general, although I am not yet entirely sure why.

Over the next hour and a bit the film goes on to establish some important historical connections between multi-car pile-ups and what was to become known as “the Chicago sound”. More importantly it established the image of Jake’s abandoned bride Carrie Fisher being thrown in the mud – which I, no doubt like thousands of other eight-year-olds across the world, found strangely erotic.

Indeed, it was this vision that consumed me as we drove home from my first ever viewing of the Blues Brothers at Melbourne’s Valhalla cinema some 25 years ago. It was an extraordinary spectacle, with hundreds of people all dressed up in black suits, hats and sunglasses and a select few even being allowed to act out the scenes in front of the giant movie screen. They even had the original Bluesmobile, a maroon kind of Cadillac, parked out the front, with the word “Bluesmobile” painted on the side for novices like me.

I remember the tatty red-brown leather of the chairs in the stalls and the idea that I had come to a place that was unspeakably exciting, foreign and new. Back in those days it played at 11.30pm every Friday night. It was something of a cultural institution and like all cultural institutions it eventually shut down, packed up and moved on. The Valhalla disappeared from there and soon from anywhere, another great forgotten shame in this country’s short history.

I had gone there with my father and his mistress, for reasons I was both excited by and did not understand at the time. While we did not dress up as Blues Brothers, we did manage to all wear the same blue and white checked shirts as some kind of concession to the magnitude of the occasion. Upon arriving home I related to my mother, with youthful exuberance, the adventure that had been had, including my privilege of having been allowed to ride in the back tray of the mistress’s Leyland Moke – naturally underneath a blanket so as to avoid legal detection. This last was of some concern to my mother, who felt that perhaps having a small child bouncing around in an uncovered metal box for 30 kilometres was not the best form of on-road protection. I emphatically assured her that it was perfectly safe, which as an eight-year-old I was obviously qualified to judge, but I still remember the issue being raised.

Interestingly, years later my father was to become something of a pedant for road safety and was to again make himself unpopular with the maternal relations for refusing to take home a number of children from a family disaster, citing a lack of seat belts. My kindly placid uncle, in an unprecedented and hitherto unrepeated display of manliness, instructed him otherwise and so the deed was done. Still, both decisions go some way to explaining why my father never had a career in politics. 

But even with all that I cannot find it possible to remember that evening at the Valhalla as anything less than magical, no matter how close I came to death. It showed me the rhythm, the music and the colour of the city, the peculiar eroticism of Carrie Fisher, and the danger of small decisions in the deep, dark night.

*I am of course using some poetic licence. Usually Hildebrands go in the other direction.

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    • James says:

      08:24am | 18/11/09

      I hate Illinois Nazis

    • Diamantina Dick says:

      08:52am | 18/11/09

      E: “Shit”
      J: “What”
      E: “Rollers”
      J: “Shit”

      Classic

    • David C says:

      09:23am | 18/11/09

      “They’re going to find it pretty hard to eat corn on the cob without any f**ing teeth.”

      They used to have Blues Brother’s nights at the Cremorne Orpheum

    • Dave Sag says:

      10:47am | 18/11/09

      Ah the glory days before John Landis killed Vic Morrow in a helicopter scene gone wrong and never made a decent film again.  There was a time when John Landis was the absoulte king of cinema.  I’ve not seen TBB in years and years but it does have a special place in my heart.

    • Adam says:

      11:37am | 18/11/09

      “We’re in a truck”

    • Rowdy says:

      12:18pm | 18/11/09

      “Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!”

    • bahtwittter says:

      12:20pm | 18/11/09

      “The Blues Brothers? Shit. They still owe you money fool.”

      My family watches this movie every year on Xmas eve - have been doing so since I was eight. I’m 28 now.

    • Dino says:

      12:41pm | 18/11/09

      Of course, in my humble opinion, the Blues Brothers is, drum roll please, THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! It has absolutely everything, humour, music, romance and action. I saw it once at the Vahalla in Richmond and that was a fantastic venue for the movie. I also saw it once at the Vahalla in Northcote where TBB was on early and Rocky Horror was on late. That was a great night.

      My favorite BB quote:
      E: It’s 106 miles to chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark outside and we’re wearing sunglasses.
      J: Hit it.

      I think I will break out the DVD tonight.

    • Jack from Perth says:

      03:19pm | 18/11/09

      It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses

    • T.Chong says:

      03:24pm | 18/11/09

      Agree Dino.  Glebes Valhalla played it regly, and I dont think any one there ever saw it without some form of multi drug use having occurred before the screening started.
      The cameos- Cab Calloways “Mini The Mootcha”, Ray Charles,
      John Lee Hooker, and others    
        Fave exchanges:
      J: “How often do the trains go by?”
      E: “So often,you wont even notice ‘em.”
      and of couse :
      ” 4 fried cickens,-Jake!”
      ” dry white toast-Elwood!”
      and
      “we have both types,country and western”
      The closing number :Jailhouse Rock
      Classic, classic, classic!

    • H of SA says:

      03:34pm | 18/11/09

      Joe, I thought you only reviewed bad taste films for this?

    • Ken says:

      05:48pm | 18/11/09

      Fabulous flick. Oh the Valhalla! Loved it.
      “There’s two white honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants”.
      Matt ‘Guitar’ Murphy. Mr Fabulous. 7474505B.
      “We’ve got both kinds, country AND western”

      Good times. Cheers Joe smile

    • stephen says:

      08:09pm | 18/11/09

      I liked the tone of this film when it first was shown. Later, much later, when i saw Groundhog Day, I was reminded of it.

    • snilbert says:

      09:36am | 19/11/09

      Joe, can we make requests - what about Easy Rider? It’s like a 60s version of the Blues Bros, except not intentionally a comedy. Plus, I know how much you love hippies and the 60s culture.

    • timbo says:

      10:52am | 19/11/09

      Nice one Joe.

      “They’re on a mission from God”

      This caption alone put me off seeing The Blues Brothers for years.  I thought it was one of those trying-to-be-hip Christian films.  Big mistake.  Being a musician, how wrong was I.  It is especially relevant to musicians.

      Anyhows, the following is A True Story…
      Last century, back in my rock band days, at a gig during a break, I was propping up the bar with the drummer.

      A pretty young thing came over to us and said “Excuse me guys, are you musicians?”

      Spontaneously and without thinking, we both replied in unison “No ma’am. We’re the police.”
      Snap.

    • Miles says:

      01:01pm | 19/11/09

      He broke my watch!!!

    • SC says:

      02:41pm | 19/11/09

      Best movie EVER!!!!!!!!!! I think I have seen it more than 50 times and still never get tired of it.

      “This place has got everything!” during the car chase through the shopping mall.

      “How much for the women?”

    • Stephen Silk says:

      04:48pm | 19/11/09

      “You traded the Caddy for this??”
      “No, for a microphone.”
      “I can see that.”

    • Shawn says:

      05:53pm | 19/11/09

      “How much for the children? Sell my your children”

    • The Hypocritic Oaf says:

      06:23am | 20/11/09

      I hate Illinois Nazis.

    • Sirgaz007 says:

      12:45pm | 20/11/09

      I’ll have 4 fried chickens and a coke.

    • Stella Cruz says:

      03:39pm | 20/11/09

      New Oldsmobile is in early this year!

    • bluesman55 says:

      08:57am | 21/11/09

      Would have loved to have been at the palais auditorium when they filmed their concert.

      At Bob’s country bunker Favorite Line:- “What’s the chicken wire for”.

    • Sean says:

      08:09pm | 21/11/09

      The Blues Brothers movie (along with Animal House, MP’s Holy Grail, and Flying High) kept the Canberra 3 Mess guys sane for the many months at sea in 1983. Well done Jake and Elwood!

    • Col says:

      06:43am | 23/11/09

      Not to mention the jump of the draw bridge and the continual pile up of cars to break the record for the number of cars smashed in a film.
      You have got to love the way they park their car.

    • Jesse says:

      06:20pm | 23/11/09

      E: so you don’t like it?
      J: no, i don’t like it
      E:
      J: cars got a lot of pickup.

    • Shawn says:

      03:56pm | 26/11/09

      This is glue. Strong Stuff.

    • Pickles says:

      09:57am | 09/12/09

      And…They’re catholics…

    • MsSmack says:

      01:07pm | 20/10/10

      Love the BB. For me it’s like a friendly hand-shake and can cheer me up when I’m feeling down.

      When I visited Chicago, I was sure to see as many spots featured in the movie too!

      x

 

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