When done properly, a celebrity endorsement can literally make a company. The most famous example is when then third string sportswear company Nike (behind Adidas and Converse) signed first year NBA player Michael Jordan in 1984.

Jordan had just been picked third in the NBA draft after centers Hakeem Olajuwon and Sam Bowie, but Nike founder and CEO Phil Knight really liked the free-scoring Jordan and courted him personally.

When Jordan signed, Nike’s stock price was below 60 cents. When he finished his first three-peat in 1993, Nike’s stock price was $8.80 and now the biggest sportswear company in the world. When Jordan announced that he was retiring from basketball a few months later, Nike stock sunk to $5.20 and when he sent out his famous two-word “I’m back” press release, Nike stock surged again.

There are a few great current endorsements too. The Robin Williams Legend of Zelda advertisement reminds us that Nintendo have been making great games as long as Williams has been making cute children and without the foul-mouthed Danny McBride K-Swiss advertisements we’d have no idea that K-Swiss is still actually a trading company.

But fundamental idea of celebrity endorsement (I’m good at throwing balls or pretending to be other people so you should like the products I get paid to promote) is like the idea of jet travel- if it wasn’t so prevalent, it’d be preposterous. I mean, are we really meant to take financial advice from Simon Baker? (Or his character in The Mentalist/ him channeling his character in The Mentalist/ him channeling a character close to the character in The Mentalist but not so close that they don’t breach any intellectual property laws/ whatever the hell is going on in those ANZ ads?) And like jet travel, when celebrity endorsement goes wrong, it goes great-balls-of-fire wrong. Like this ad where recovering alcoholic Jimmy Barnes shills alcopop for Wild Turkey.

I don’t blame Barnsey, I believe a man’s allowed to make a living how he chooses, but it seems odd that Wild Turkey’s Australian distributor The Campari Group would have their $4 million campaign fronted by as man whose battle against alcoholism is one of the most famous in Australian music.

The term “two bottles of vodka a day,” is in almost every piece you’ll read about the Chisel front man. After that you’ll probably read “Buddhism” then “cardiac surgery.”

Being a member of the zipper club myself it’s likely that Barnsey’s cardiologist has suggested that he limit his alcohol, caffeine and sugar intake. Not chug all three together in one chilled 375ml receptacle.

I have no idea about Jimmy Barnes current drinking habits, he might have come so far along the recovery trail that he can have a couple of alcoholic drinks and stop, but if that’s the case I don’t know about it. But, like everyone else, I know about the alcoholism.

Drinking is a problem in this country, especially the punching, driving and organ-corroding that can come because of it and booze companies are usually incredibly sensitive about that. If you ever work with these companies, you’ll be poking your way around labyrinthine internal marketing policies in regards to cars, minors, health and really famous reformed alcoholics. Usually. But I guess this time a brand manager with a lot of sway just really wanted to meet Barnsey.

I don’t think it’s irresponsible, I just think it’s ineffective. As soon I saw that ad my first thought wasn’t ‘that ad for Wild Turkey was funny,’ it was ‘why is Barnsey selling bourbon?’ The answer of course, instantly comes to mind, the underlying foundation of all celebrity endorsement and the concept advertisers surely want to keep as far away from possible.

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    • acotrel says:

      06:29am | 28/09/11

      I try to avoid watching commercial television.  Most of the advertisments are poorly disguised lies, and even the news reports and current affairs programmes often have agendas associated with them. There is already enough crap in my life without this depressing garbage !

    • Joe Blogs says:

      09:01am | 28/09/11

      And so say I!

    • Aussie Battler says:

      09:45am | 28/09/11

      Don’t often agree with you acotrel, but I think you are spot on with this comment.

    • Max, of Rocky says:

      10:10am | 28/09/11

      Totally agree,
      nailed it in one.
      Have been an ABC fan for donkey’s years, and now
      really love channel 24, news and current affairs any
      time you turn it on. (NO ADVERTS)
      grin

    • acotrel says:

      10:42am | 28/09/11

      I said the other day, we’d be better off ditching commercial TV and beaming all the BBC channels into our homes.  At least the Poms have some smarts about them !
      About the ‘no ads’ thing.  - my stepdaughter down loaded a lot of episodes of ‘Modern Family’, and ‘Cold Case ’ which I run on my flat screen.  Without the ads, they are actually quite decent programmes.  But I can only watch one episode of ‘Cold Case’ at a time ! ‘Modern Family’ is even subtle - unusual for a Yank sitcom !

    • William the Conqueror(28/9/1066) says:

      12:33pm | 28/09/11

      As usual ,Acotrel is right. Acotrel is never wrong.
      Does Acotrel also avoid Foxtel ?
      Does Acotrel watch ABCNews 24? A BC1 ? ABC2?
      All the Coalition Trolls on the Punch website watch ABC3 exclusively !

    • Aussie Battler says:

      01:03pm | 28/09/11

      William the Conqueror(28/9/1066) says:12:33pm | 28/09/11

      As usual ,Acotrel is right. Acotrel is never wrong.
      Does Acotrel also avoid Foxtel ?
      Does Acotrel watch ABCNews 24? A BC1 ? ABC2?
      All the Coalition Trolls on the Punch website watch ABC3 exclusively !

      Sorry to disappoint you, but I consider alcotrel wrong on many occasions tongue laugh.  I do however agree with him on this occasion.  I also try and avoid commercial television. Nothing but crap ads etc.  As far as Foxtel, yes they have ads as well, but easily avoided with IQ grin

    • Aitch B says:

      01:08pm | 28/09/11

      @acetrol

      Are then any shrinks in Benalla or Wangaratta?

      You need help….. go see one!!

    • Babe in the Woods says:

      02:19pm | 28/09/11

      @actorel, actually we download all the series we want to watch.  It is much better to see them without ads.  Also you can actually follow the story line.  Commercial TV in our home is rarely turned on, and that suits us just fine.

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      04:14pm | 28/09/11

      acotrel - I think if you make one more sensible comment that I actually agree with, it may lead to a tear in the space-time continuum.

    • S.L says:

      06:54am | 28/09/11

      I think the biggest link between a well known face and a product in Australia is Hoges and Winfield. Even his brother promoted Winny Blues for a while!
      The guy who signed up Michael Jordan definately kicked a big goal there!

    • Brian King says:

      07:15am | 28/09/11

      Ben, lord knows you have severe imagination restrictions and no writing talent to speak of. However, instead of resorting to reviewing TV ads, could you not stick to the topics within your limitations? How velcro secured shoes gave you a life perhaps? There is a kindergarten missing its fingerpaintings somewhere. So how bout you do the right thing, take them back out of your editors in tray,and give them back.

    • fml says:

      09:36am | 28/09/11

      You wouldnt happen to be in marketing would you??

    • stephen says:

      07:56am | 28/09/11

      Talking of working-class sham, has Barnsey ever done a decent day’s work in his life ?

    • Rose says:

      10:00am | 28/09/11

      Barnesy is actually one of the hardest working musicians in the country. He has put out numerous albums and tours almost constantly. It may not be what you consider ‘work’ to be, but it is his profession and there are few who work harder at it. If you don’t like him or have legitimate criticism go right ahead, knock yourself out, but to say something that is obviously untrue is ridiculous and says more about you than him.

    • NSW says:

      01:20pm | 28/09/11

      @Rose - I’d hardly call him a musician. He wrote the words to a few songs that appealed to bogans and other people that know nothing about music and then yelled them into a microphone.

    • Rose says:

      02:48pm | 28/09/11

      NSW, his two spots in the ARIA Hall of Fame, his ability to consistently fill concert venues, the respect with which he is held by other artists and musicians all go to proving you wrong. Even if you were right, that makes him a damn sight smarter than you because he was able to successfully get away with it for so long.

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      04:48pm | 28/09/11

      Rose I think it’s more an indication of the crap music Australia has put out in the past, rather than Barnesy’s talent as a musician.

    • Chris_D says:

      08:28am | 28/09/11

      It’s a crap ad on almost every level, but I don’t care about that.  What I care about is that Jimmy Barnes and Cold Chisel put in a great performance when I see them at the GCEC in October. Rock on Barnsey!!

    • Rose says:

      11:54am | 28/09/11

      It’s not the best ad, but it certainly isn’t the worst, and here’s to some awesome Chisel concerts coming up!! Barnesy has actually improved with age in a lot of ways…sobriety probably helped too!

    • Cry in my Gin says:

      08:33am | 28/09/11

      Work, Consume, Die

    • Mahhrat says:

      08:41am | 28/09/11

      Um, Ben, perhaps the link to be drawn, if you got your head out of the clouds for a moment, is that responsible alcohol drinkers - with Barnsey now a reformed alcoholic - drink Wild Turkey?

      I didn’t equate his presence in the ad with his alcoholism.  I equated it to guys in a pub drinking a particular drink. 

      Besides, the play on words is a good one.

    • Why Not says:

      12:47pm | 29/09/11

      Mahhrat - great pick up, and thats exactly what i took out of it too… me and my mates always drink wild turkey together… and we love cold chisel…. can’t wait for the concerts!!!

    • marley says:

      08:51am | 28/09/11

      Could someone, anyone, tell me what the title of this article has to do with the content? 

      And then could someone tell me what the point of the article itself is - that we shouldn’t trust ads because celebrities are paid to say they like something and might not be telling the truth? And this is a revelation somehow?

    • AdamC says:

      09:25am | 28/09/11

      Yeah, Marley, maybe ads should include a disclaimer:

      “Advertisements are usually paid for by product promoters and may not provide a balanced assessment of the benefits of a particular product.”

    • fairsfair says:

      10:27am | 28/09/11

      I dunno guys. You don’t see the issue with a reformed alcoholic who has recently had a cardiac event promoting a bourbon based premixed beverage from within a licensed establishment?

      I can kind of see the issue. Its not a good look for Barnsey and being a reformed alcoholic does he (in real life) drink responsibly? I thought the rehab/aa mantra was to never touch a drop of it again?

      It would be like McDonald’s hiring one of the biggest loser contestents who had a history of Mig Mac dependance and ongoing weight issues to spruik their new tripple quarter pounder with extra cheese…. at the right price, maybe they’d do it - just like Barnsey.

      It almose seems hypocritical - but I had not made that connection until i read this article.

    • AdamC says:

      01:04pm | 28/09/11

      Fairs, I don’t disagree with you. I just don’t really care. It seems all so trivial.

    • fairsfair says:

      01:33pm | 28/09/11

      Probably true Adam. No idea why I even bothered to type the above diatribe…. Money - face it - if we were offered that gig, we’d all do it.

      LOL

    • Tator says:

      09:21am | 28/09/11

      Ok, here’s a different look at “celebrity” endorsements, what about the Louie the fly controversy where there was an alleged public outcry over Morteins decision to do him in once and for all.  Then again, my favourite celebrities that are in ads are Red and Yellow, the two M&M’s who star in the ads, I love the latest one where they are held hostage in a convenience store and the crook threatens if his demands are not met, he will eat one of his hostages.
      But Nike signing Jordan and then releasing a range based around him was the genius part.  Many don’t realise that Jordan was going to quit the deal until Nike produced the Air Jordan III which won him over so the legend was born as Jordan started tearing up the league on his way to 6 titles.

    • adam says:

      09:56am | 28/09/11

      further to Louie being killed off, I always wondered about the message in those ads. That being, Louie was a pest and must be killed and Mortiens the stuff for the job, BUT, each new comercial shows we couldn’t actually kill him last time cause he’s back! Try our stuff again please.

    • Zeta says:

      11:12am | 28/09/11

      “You do a commercial, you’re off the artistic roll call forever. And that goes for everyone…except Willie Nelson. 24 million dollar tax bill, Willie was a little looser than the rest of us.”

      Jimmy Barnes does kind of need the money. Christ that last album was so bad. It’s like the guy is just phoning it in now. I’ve got a Tin Lids Christmas album on cassette that’s better than some of the stuff he’s done in the ‘00s. Poor guy, he’s got medical bills, ex-wives, he’s got adult children crawling out of the wood work. Shit, imagine growing up without a Dad, then finding out your Dad was Jimmy Barnes, and realising you never got the opportunity to be in the Tin Lids.

      And then you nag the shit out of him every day about it, and he has to go do some kind of Goat Island exclusive concert with just 50 people just so he can get one of his dozens of children to do a duet with him. It’s like all he does now. Fly around the world doing duets with his illegitimate kids. And the whole time, Guy Sebastian is chasing him around to claw some relevance / album sales off him.

      And he knows if he even takes a little bit for himself, he’s the Working Class Man, he’s going to cop it from every fan at every RSL in the country.

      The only reason he even got that tag was because in the 70s, you couldn’t make any money out of music in Australia. Do you really think the guy wanted to be some kind of blue collar martyr? Hell no. I bet he wanted to live out his 60s in a Maserati with two whores and a bucket of blow.

      I hope Barnesy gets at least half of that $4 million and lives it up. He’s earned it.

    • fairsfair says:

      11:57am | 28/09/11

      pmsl @ memories of the Tin Lids.

      Everybody walk the Dinosaur Zeta, everybody!

    • TimB says:

      01:23pm | 28/09/11

      I STILL remember their debut on Hey Hey all those years ago.

      Curse my memory.

    • AFR says:

      04:27pm | 28/09/11

      Ex-wives? Barnesy’s been married to the same woman for about 30 years.

    • Anna C says:

      11:27am | 28/09/11

      Celebrity endorsements turn me off products. I’m not going to buy some drink just because some has-been is getting paid to endorse it. Save your money Wild Turkey cause it’s not working.

    • NSW says:

      02:06pm | 28/09/11

      Unfortunately it does work.

      Imagine if someone like that Hamish or Andy wanker (the one with the lisp that is about as funny as bowel cancer) started getting paid to promote Fosters beer? If they bombarded primetime TV with such an ad many of the morons that make up this great country, two thirds of the population would suddenly start drinking it again. Hell, celebrity endorsements for booze aren’t even needed - look at the huge marketing campaign Carlton Draught had awhile back. Suddenly everyone started buying it despite the fact it is bland and has an aftertaste of rusty copper pipes. Heineken is another example. They had those stupid ads aimed at young people and the result? 18, 19 early 20 year olds nursing the green bottles pretending to like beer at drinking establishments everywhere. XXXX gold - suddenly appears on tap all over NSW and enjoys a dramatic increase in popularity even though its mid strength garbage that should only be drunk when trying to sober up. I recall being in Cairns a few months back and asking for a “Four ex”. The bartender starts filling my glass with Gold:

      “No, I want real XXXX thanks”
      “Huh?”
      “Full strength. You know, actual four ex.”
      “Oh you mean the red one, four ex bitter. You have to say bitter if you want that one”

      Here I am in far north Queensland and a local doesn’t even know the difference between their state beer and midstrength all thanks to a ridiculously stupid marketing campaign.

      Now I feel like a beer. But not a midstrength.

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      04:53pm | 28/09/11

      Except for Sprite right Anna? Because we all know that Grant Hill drank sprite during his one good season in Detroit. mmmm Sprite. Have you ever wondered why there are so many white guys in the NBA who can actually dunk these days? Sprite….

    • Steve says:

      12:04pm | 28/09/11

      Personally I’m more amused by AC/DC brand wine. It’s like they never had a singer die of alcohol poisoning.

    • Jen says:

      01:55pm | 28/09/11

      I found the whole idea of AC/DC branded wine absolutely hysterical too.

      And what was Libby Trickett (or else it was some other well known swimmer so please correct me if my memory is failing me) doing promoting KFC - the things people do for money.

    • Big Ted says:

      01:32pm | 28/09/11

      Im personally confused about the setup of the joke in this ad. One young guy threatens to give Barnsey ‘the brid’ and his mates react in horror. What? Are these strapping and fit young lads in their prime terrified at the wrath of some old bloke in his 50’s? Seriously. What’s he going to do - go tell their parents then write a sternly worded letter to the editor? I just don’t get it…

    • Babe in the Woods says:

      02:26pm | 28/09/11

      I remember the big hullabaloo (did I even spell that right) about that female actress endorsing the Say Yes to Carbon Tax.  Unfortunately, I thnk so little of her that I forget the name.  But she was paid and like a good actress spoke the words.  Same as that bloke doing the ANZ ads, Simon Faker or someone.  Look, they are paid to say words.  Jimmy is paid to sing (or yell) words.  So what?  Lord knows he needs the money. And if anyone is silly enough to believe these people believe what they are endorsing well, that is just a bit sad.  Remember John Laws paid for promo scandal?  Who would have thought he was Paid to say Toyota were great?  Gasp shock horror.  Mind you, I still like the oldie ‘Saturday Night’.  Catchy little thing.

    • Min ,Of Rocky and Bullwinkle says:

      03:52pm | 28/09/11

      Jimmy Barnes is the worst singer I have ever heard. He shouts and he doesn’t sing. His singing is “What I call bullshit”
      Jimmy Barnes is better off by making television advertisements for beer or alcohol ( shouting fluid or toilet water ) than being a rock music star who enters federal parliament when “our beds are burning”

    • amy says:

      04:42pm | 28/09/11

      I rareley ever turn on my TV to actually “watch TV” anymore…ocasioanlly non-comercial or the odd movie, I use it for the playstation

      honestly I cant belive I ever watched TV in the past, with games and the internet which is “what I went WHEN I want” theres really no going back

    • Grammar Nazi says:

      09:57pm | 28/09/11

      It’s a shame you never used your TV to watch Sesame Street - it may have taught you how to spell.

 

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