Yesterday it was all tears for Brendan Nelson. On the ABC’s 7.30 Report the former Liberal leader was showing Chris Uhlmann a portrait of himself which had a bike in the background and a white space in the corner. The white space, Nelson explained in a somewhat melancholy tone, was bit of the story left to be written.

Somehow he managed not to blurt out: “And I can tell you now - I’M OFF TO EUROPE, BABY!”, and follow it up with a bump-and-grind celebratory dance. The white space, he knew, could include a European flag or a landscape of the plush Australian embassy in Brussels. With the ink still drying on the Hansard of his final emotional speech to Parliament, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd announced this morning Nelson would be Australia’s ambassador to the European Union and NATO.
To be spectacularly catapulted into one of the juciest of plum jobs in the Australian diplomatic service, you have to ask whether Nelson now deserves recognition as one of the canniest politicians in the country.
The timing of Nelson’s decision to quit politics, which he announced at the end of last month, hasn’t helped Malcolm Turnbull’s leadership. It sparked a preselection brawl for the safe Liberal seat of Bradfield, in a period when the Liberal leader’s authority is being challenged by the Nationals and some of his own MPs.
Nelson was approached by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd last week and they discussed the Brussels posting over a cup of tea. As a former defence minister and all-round nice guy Nelson will make an excellent representative to the EU and NATO. But there will naturally be questions over the timing of today’s announcement and what it means in Turnbull’s ongoing struggle to impose himself on the party.
Leo expands on the implications for Turnbull here.
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