It’s an anxious moment for many parents; rolling up the sleeve of your precious baby and presenting that perfect skin to the doctor’s needle.

And the sting is the least of your worries; we may be rational and sensible enough to know vaccinating our kids against potentially fatal diseases is right, for them and the community, but that cocktail of antigens going into their arm is a discomforting sight.
What if we’re the one in a million whose baby has an adverse reaction or gets the rarest side-effects?
And what about the hysteria over MMR and the suggestion vaccination may have links to autism (though debunked by the latest science, which indicates it often presents coincidentally around the same age the jab is given, and there is no causal link)?
Why do we need to vaccinate anyway, you might wonder, everybody else does, so my baby should be safe.
But this type of selfishness makes me furious, as it would anyone who has known a child convulsed by whooping cough night after night, extremely distressed and coughing so violently that she breaks a rib.
Even if I had not known a (vaccinated) little girl who had had this experience, I would be just as angry with the increasing number of middle-class, educated parents opting out of vaccination (the parents the government announced it would target yesterday by removing tax breaks).
Whether it be fashion, fad or brainwashing by the alternative health lobby and anti-vaccinators - particularly some chiropractors - it’s becoming quite the thing among the leisurely classes to spare your darlings the jab.
They don’t love their children less, but do they think they love them more than those of us who help protect what doctors call “herd immunity” by stamping on our fears and going through with vaccination?
This demographic was recently described by a Melbourne GP as “well-read, hyper-vigillant, protective parents for whom the remote possibility of an adverse side effect outweighs any potential perceived benefit from immunisation’’. Their kid won’t get sick, because all of us inferiors have vaccinated ours, so why expose them to it.
The GP noted such parents often recommend non-vaccination to others, using their healthy child as evidence the program is a conspiracy by pharmaceutical companies which rely on “scaremongering”. But what about the statistical manipulation by the tune-in, drop-out yuppies who make claims such as that the only reason whooping cough cases are rising is because there’s better testing?
These parents do us all a disservice, but most of all they make an irresponsible choice on behalf of their kids, who as adult travellers will likely visit countries where horridly debilitating diseases persist.
And surprise surprise, diseases once under control are back here already and on the rise. Seven Australian infants died of whooping cough between January 2008 and last July. In May an unvaccinated 22 year-old died of diptheria - caught from a friend just back from overseas.
Yes, this trend could just be part of the intensive, helicopter parenting which has taken hold as Australians have babies later, and have fewer of them. Or it could just be elitism.
Either way, people who think they know better than the wider community, or scientific facts, are letting everybody down. The least they can do is forgo the tax benefits paid to the majority, who take the pain—for the sake of everybody’s health.
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