I’ll be honest, I was looking for an excuse to dig up John Howard’s caricature one last time and give it a good flogging.

There’s something about the reach-for-the-sky eyebrows, go-forth-into-the-night bottom lip and mouthful-of-dental-cotton vocal lilt that as a satirist, I find irresistible.

All I needed was a reasonable context, and Tony Abbott’s ascension to the Liberal leadership provided the perfect opportunity.

The image that first came to mind when I thought about Tony Abbott as Liberal Leader was something of a prodigal son relationship with John Howard. Having always seen John Howard as a bit of a used-car salesman (apologies to Uncle Gav), the metaphor of Howard presenting the keys of the family car to his ideological heir apparent was compelling.

And from there the metaphor grew: if Kevin Rudd’s Labor were a car, for example, it might be a Toyota Prius: safe, reliable, economical and politically correct. Coincidentally, recent polling shows the wheels have started coming off the Rudd machine at about the same time as the brakes started going wonky on the Prius. In the wake of his GFC performance though, Rudd must have fancied his government for something a great deal sportier and exotic - a Ferrari perhaps.

When Tony got the jump on Malcolm Turnbull in the leadership spill, the Liberal Party was fashioning for itself the equivalent of John Howard’s trusty second-hand FE Holden. With the loyal girl in the back with the two kids – the passive and amenable one resigned to sharing the bench with the cheeky and insolent one – and the estranged ex-husband bundled into the boot, Tony was all set for his first trip around the burbs.

Whether the locals are eventually won over by Kevin’s sleek and heavily financed model, or Tony’s unadorned six-pot workhorse, remains the most interesting game in town.

Even with a library of animation-ready models to work with, it takes around 30-40 hours to produce an animation. My work begins on paper, where I consider the events playing out in the media and then sketch out a bunch of metaphorical frameworks in which to situate them. As I wrote in a previous article for The Punch, the animation’s currency when it finally reaches the viewer relies on looking to topics that reside in a weekly, fortnightly or monthly media cycle.

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    • acker says:

      07:21am | 24/02/10

      The cartoon is very flattering to John Howard’s facial features and Kevin Rudds hair.

    • elhombre says:

      07:34am | 24/02/10

      As a staunch coalition voter (again .. after Turnbull got dumped) I say Well Done ! You got John Howards voice perfectly. smile

    • Robert King says:

      11:31am | 24/02/10

      People like you would be well advised to examine the connotation and denotation of the word ‘liberal’ and realise how far from these principles your ‘Liberal’ party has strayed. I’m no fan of pig-iron Bob, the war-criminal importer, but I suspect even he would be deeply ashamed of what the ‘Liberal’ party has become, thanks to ‘Little-Johnny-couldn’t-bowl-to save-his-own-life’ Howard.

    • Robert King says:

      11:25am | 24/02/10

      That’s probably Tony Abbott at his most ‘sensible’... with his mouth shut. Don’t quote me on this; but I was once told from a relaible source, that there was some sort of family connection between John Howard and the (long defunct) Hector Howard Motors at Hunter’s Hill overpass… purveyors of fine used ‘prestige’ cars… so perhaps your ‘used car salesman’ appraisal wasn’t too far from the mark. Of course he’s actually; the kid picked last (if at all) for team sports at school who goes on to achieve political power beyond his capacity to cope with it, in a political party with no effective checks against an electorally successsful fueh… I’m sorry, ‘leader’. Lamentably, history is full of beige, bland, tasteless petit-bourgeois dictators like him.

    • acker says:

      06:45am | 25/02/10

      @ Robert King ....Your thoughts would have probably been better being hand written on a roll of Sorbents finest, then swiped across your verticle mouth cheeks, and tossed and flushed in the appropriate recepticle

      I think this thread was more about metaphors and cartoons, but you have just used it to deliver an unfounded diatribe dump on the second longest serving Prime Minister in Australian history wink

    • Robert King says:

      01:44pm | 25/02/10

      @acker;
      Ouch! On re-reading the third paragraph of Lucien’s post, I realise I’ve gone off on a completely ‘unfounded’ tangent. Thanks for helping me steer the ‘HMAS Mateship’ on a course more acceptable to you. Please go on more about what you think the thread is about… you’re really quite fascinating. What program do you produce 3D animation in; Maya, Studio Max or one of the freeware programs, like Blender or Anim8? I can tell by your clever use of emoticons that you have a gift for comedy and animation.
      I sure hope you’re not trying to suggest that I did something like hi-jack a ‘debate’, are you? Who on earth would do a thing like that? Maybe someone you wouldn’t get a ‘square deal’ from? Maybe someone who wasn’t ‘on the level’? Level? That’s like ‘horizontal’, isn’t it? What would the opposite of that be?

    • Lucien says:

      09:13am | 26/02/10

      @Robert - keeping a plug in Tony’s cakehole worked well enough for the premise of this sketch, but it was also a convenient way of hiding the fact that I haven’t nailed his vocal caricature yet. That’s going to take a lot of listening to his voice. Possibly more than I can take…

 

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