It seems the gloves have come off recently, and everybody is climbing on their high horse about the level of stupidity on television.

There's nothing better than sitting on the couch, watching other people get fit. Photo: Channel 10.

I’m not sure why there seems to be this sudden upsurge of feeling superior to those who tune in to such things as Jersey Shore—which seems to be a major culprit in the upturn—but it’s reached the point where it requires examination.

As though tuning in to the National Press Club Address somehow makes one less stupid than changing the channel to a ludicrously scripted bit of televised nonsense.

Even before the historic figure of the Court Jester, people have been finding entertainment in the hopelessly stupid for as long as certain members of society have been able to distinguish themselves from the general pool of stupidity around them.

Whether you have watched or are watching Big Brother, The Biggest Loser, The Hills, or just about anything screened by Australian television networks, it isn’t long before you realise that there is little entertainment to be found beyond mocking the stupid. If certain shows, like Jersey Shore, have as their only positive feature the audience’s ability to laugh along with the ‘you’re so stupid that you’ll actually let yourself be on this show’ joke within a joke where’s the harm?

We may have been rid of Sooki, The Situation, and the entire cast of Jersey Shore for that matter had we just left them on the ‘they’ll soon forget to breathe’ road of life. As long as they are more or less out of our way, isn’t that good enough? If the people on such shows somehow manage to remain unaware that they are only watched for comedic value, is that really a problem?

Isn’t it not knowing they’re being ridiculed a big part of the fun? These are the sorts of shows that remind me that I’m not cut out to be a television producer. If you pitched me the idea, it would never have occurred to me that any of these people would agree to be on the show.

You may watch these shows because you have a curious desire to watch things that make your skin crawl. You may even watch because there is a certain fascination. But whatever leads to your decision to watch, it isn’t the idea that here are some perfectly normal people with a bit of a hobby, and let’s see what their lives are like. No, much like the appeal of V8 Supercars—or any sport that involves high speeds—you tune in because you’re hoping that one of these people will explode before your eyes. Sure, it’s unlikely to happen, but on the upside, you wouldn’t feel so bad about cheering if it did.

Now, you may be thinking to yourself, ‘Huh. Not the shows I watch’, but you might want to take a hard look at what you watch. Watching stupid people for the sake of watching stupid people is everywhere, and unless you’re exclusively watching scripted shows and the ABC you probably aren’t as safe as you think.

So listen, keep your stupidity snobbery in check from now on, and don’t think your viewing habits are as rooted in intelligence as you may think. Keep in mind that virtually all forms of entertainment in human history got their start with one guy saying to the other, ‘look at these idiots’.

Besides, some of us enjoy watching Jersey Shore.

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    • bec says:

      06:57am | 26/10/10

      This reminds me about how much I miss being able to watch soap operas after school.

      Especially Passions. Every single thing about that show was amazing.

    • Adam says:

      08:04am | 26/10/10

      I wanted a “Timmy” of my own for a while there. Passions did everything “wrong” so far as tele goes but did it so bad it turned out right, intentionally or not

    • bec says:

      06:27pm | 26/10/10

      Rumour was that the actor who played Timmy died, which is a great shame. I especially love that the sister of Hayley Mills (and daughter of John Mills) was Tabitha.

    • iansand says:

      08:03am | 26/10/10

      The trick is to give the enjoyment of these shows a cool sounding foreign name, then it’s OK to watch.  Schadenfreude, anyone?

    • Bob H says:

      09:13am | 26/10/10

      There is nothing funnier than watching fat people exercising, in fact I would pay good money to watch the Obeselympics.

    • dancan says:

      01:04pm | 26/10/10

      Oh my Bob. That is so nasty

      But

      I to would pay to watch that :(

    • Chester says:

      01:27pm | 26/10/10

      I’m in, 400m hurdles should be scream

    • TheRealDave says:

      09:49am | 26/10/10

      We need more Stephen King type gameshows. People with weak hearts running on treadmills for dollars. Ultra marathons where contested are eliminated by being shot if they can’t run anymore. Releasing criminals into society and hunting them down with phone in tips lines etc

      Hell, I probably wouldn’t even download it off the net and watch it on FTA instead!

    • A Bob says:

      10:13am | 26/10/10

      Aren’t they already doing shows like this in Japan?

    • Mr Pastry says:

      10:12am | 26/10/10

      I’d watch “real Survivor” where annoying yanks starve to death while trying to kill each other and a version of Big Brother where the contestants that are kicked out aren’t allowed to appear on TV anymore, but that may be too cruel.

    • Ted N says:

      10:42am | 26/10/10

      Why not go for a new angle on TV rather than regurgitating old plastic opinions? For instance:

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jun/27/cognitive-surplus-clay-shirky-book-review

      Every single year for the second half of the 20th century, the amount of television watched by humanity increased. Collectively, we now watch more than one trillion hours of television every year – something not entirely unlike, as Clay Shirky sees it, tipping the free time of the world’s educated citizenry (their “cognitive surplus”) down an intellectual plughole. It’s not that television is evil, or even bad. It’s just that, as a medium, it’s incredibly good at soaking up leisure and producing very few tangible results. It tells stories, it makes people feel less alone, it passes the time. It is, Shirky ventures, a little like gin in 1720s London, helping people cope with modernity by gently blurring the edges of their reality.

      Cognitive Surplus by Clay Shirkey Buy it from the Guardian bookshop Search the Guardian bookshop
        The point of departure for this, Shirky’s second book, is an unprecedented fact. For the first time in history, the amount of television being watched by a younger generation is decreasing rather than increasing annually. Why? Because time is being poured instead into interactive media, and above all into online activities. The key word here is “activities”, for the defining feature of new media is action. As readers of Shirky’s previous book, the 2008 hit Here Comes Everybody, will know, his is one of the most influential voices in the social networking movement, arguing that the sudden lowering of the cost of collaboration brought by the internet represents revolutionary new kinds of creativity and problem?solving.

    • jo - Living Savvy says:

      10:47am | 26/10/10

      The other day I seamlessly switched from Bold & the Beautiful to The Drum (ABC 24)......in my world this makes me very well rounded!

    • stephen says:

      01:42pm | 26/10/10

      Hey Hey it’s Saturday is back on.
      On saturday.

    • jared says:

      03:41pm | 26/10/10

      But “Countdown” has the most promiscuous groupies….

    • Aaron says:

      05:00pm | 26/10/10

      I think we need to go further back to the entertainment days of old, like BC old. Imagine how great Big Brother would be if they released lions into the house. I would soooo watch that.

      I have to admit I’m pretty snooty, not just about reality shows but most commercial TV shows in general the vast majority is abortive dreck. If you want to see something really good like Dexter or Community, you need to stay up till 11pm or buy it on DVD.

      As far as free to air TV goes my rule is to refuse to watch a show unless it’s animated.

 

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