If ever there was a photo begging for a caption ...

Nick Hodge says:

01:29pm | 10/08/09

looking for LOLCAT pictures I can caption “... in due season ...”

... that will make Jasper LOL

Malcolm Middle says:

01:31pm | 10/08/09

Kevin Rudd tries to delete his cookies before the PMO IT team find out what he has really been browsing.

YSass says:

01:32pm | 10/08/09

“‘To start press any key’. Where’s the any key?”

Flashman says:

01:35pm | 10/08/09

I can’t believe I was beaten to the “any key” comment :(

ANDIKA says:

01:38pm | 10/08/09

Dear Subjects, today’s decree is….

Lanai Vasek says:

01:40pm | 10/08/09

Rudd’s “Emailing for Dummies” available in stores now.

MD says:

01:45pm | 10/08/09

The spell checker doesnt recognize all my big words, wonder if other people have problems as well

Steve says:

01:45pm | 10/08/09

Im sick of the Nigerian President always asking me for my bank details.

Morris says:

01:46pm | 10/08/09

Lucky I found out Turnbull knows about this e-mail before I go in question time! I’ll quickly delete this before I insist on having our “own IT experts” come and look for it! What a cracker this will be! bye bbye Turnbull! he he he

Tom says:

01:45pm | 10/08/09

got any liquid paper

Or

Oh my god - you can do that with a cucumber!

Laurel says:

01:48pm | 10/08/09

“Penny, please don’t mention that you are in favour of gay marrigae.”

David C says:

01:49pm | 10/08/09

http://www.macquariedictionary.com
http://www.thesaurus.com
http://www.oxforddictionary.com
http://www.scrabblewordsfordummies.com
http://www.stjamesbible.com

aarrgghh fair shake of the sauce bottle “programmatic specificity” has to be here somewhere

Paull Young says:

01:50pm | 10/08/09

“F%$k… this isn’t a Mandarin keyboard…”

CH says:

01:59pm | 10/08/09

Hmmm, how to trim this missive down to only 140 characters? Ahh, hang it.

@turnbullmalcolm Suck it.

Chris C says:

02:05pm | 10/08/09

b…l…o…g

Mary says:

02:05pm | 10/08/09

I won’t be a sec, I’m just checking to see if I’ve passed Hawkies poll approval ratings yet!

Hitchy at work says:

02:07pm | 10/08/09

Dear Malcolm,

if you believed that last one, wait till ya get a load of this…....

regards, Godwin

Emma says:

02:09pm | 10/08/09

Twitter Time!

Charles says:

02:11pm | 10/08/09

“yes, l00kin4luv, I do like kitties”

sylmobile says:

02:11pm | 10/08/09

“Due to content restrictions, the site you have attempted to connect to is blocked.”

John says:

02:12pm | 10/08/09

He’s on Twitter, bagging @turnbullmalcolm: “O noes, its teh newz poll LOL”

Sammy says:

02:14pm | 10/08/09

Kevin Rudd tests the effectiveness of the gubb’mints proposed net filter

Steve Of Subiaco says:

02:16pm | 10/08/09

*giggle*
Lets see if Turnbull will fall for this email .

Terry says:

02:17pm | 10/08/09

Dear Press Gallery, today Bronwyn Bishop has been talking in the back rooms about putting her hand up for the Leadership of the Liberals.

Philip says:

02:23pm | 10/08/09

It takes how many Monkeys to do this?

waldo says:

02:24pm | 10/08/09

Howard   ~  /
Turnbull ~  /
Abbott   ~

Dianne says:

02:26pm | 10/08/09

“PEBCAK”…… What does that mean?

Brian says:

02:27pm | 10/08/09

PM types… Turnbull u r so pwned. Ur ETS is #epicfail. Signed @WilsonTuckey he he he… hang on, who let that photographer in here?

Haven Maven says:

02:27pm | 10/08/09

” Who is the Liberal Party Leader today” into google….

Valerio says:

02:28pm | 10/08/09

So who’s this ‘Keyboard Cat’ that everyone thinks I look like… he must be very talented and spunky!

Karen says:

02:34pm | 10/08/09

Laurie Oakes and other journo’s thanks for all your support. I wouldn’t be so popular with out it.

steve says:

02:43pm | 10/08/09

Google: +popular +ideas +for +governments

Jennie says:

02:46pm | 10/08/09

Todays questions for the media -
1. What has the Government done to minimise the effect of the Global Financial Crises in Australia.
2. Are the stimulas packages working?
3. Why should we pass the ETS.
Questions for Turnbull -
1. Why is there so much uncertainty in your party about the leadership.
2. Is Robb going to put his hand up for your job.
3. Why are you being called arrragant by Wilson Tuckey.

marley says:

02:49pm | 10/08/09

Dammit.  How can I finish this speech?  The Thesaurus has crashed.

Hendo says:

02:50pm | 10/08/09

Hi darling,
Can you please transfer some money into my account?
xx
Kev

Chris says:

03:01pm | 10/08/09

“Hey Therese, why can’t I play Chopsticks on this weird piano?”

Zeta says:

03:03pm | 10/08/09

He’s trying to make Millhouse a meme on /b/.

RobJ says:

03:27pm | 10/08/09

“If ever there was a photo begging for a caption ...”.....this isn’t it ;0)

Tanaya says:

03:27pm | 10/08/09

I wonder if Rule 34 workes on me…

DavidB says:

03:37pm | 10/08/09

that cat doesn’t look that much like Hitler.

mkj says:

03:41pm | 10/08/09

almost done, just got to update my facebook status

Jane says:

03:50pm | 10/08/09

He’s actually doing his nails in front of a mirror!

Madison says:

03:52pm | 10/08/09

LMAO @ Steve Of Subiaco

Chris says:

03:57pm | 10/08/09

Hmmm… maybe the ones with byte marks are the hard centres… ??

Captain JackWalker says:

04:15pm | 10/08/09

Dear Kofi, oops Ban, I am after your Job.

Suck it up, here I come, in due season.

Chris says:

04:28pm | 10/08/09

Dear Andrew Bolt….

mark says:

05:01pm | 10/08/09

Now, why on earth can’t the spell checker find the word “incouragilistically”? How is one supposed to write an easy to understand,  5000 word speach these days, with software that cannot even check such frequently used, and basic words.

luke says:

05:03pm | 10/08/09

The leftover ear wax on my fingers are making the keyboard slippery.

jennie says:

05:14pm | 10/08/09

Dear Laurie Oakes….........blah blah blah

Mark Jones says:

05:22pm | 10/08/09

Christ, should have learned to type instead of Chinese.

Matt says:

05:23pm | 10/08/09

It don’t “leik” ruddkipz

BC says:

07:46pm | 10/08/09

IM IN YRZ PUTER SPENDITZ YURZ MONIEZ

Wolfie Rankin says:

08:52pm | 10/08/09

Now if I load this in, it should censor those Twitterers… Oh crap, I broke Twitter.

@moldor says:

09:04pm | 10/08/09

Bugger - my tie’s caught in this cup-holder thingy…

Greg says:

09:06pm | 10/08/09

“Whats this whale doing on my screen? i just want to tweet!”

Lexi says:

08:58am | 11/08/09

How do I log onto Facebook again - I want to see if Barrack’s responded to my post on his wall… I wonder if I have time for some Bejewelled action while I’m there - I need to beat Hockey’s score of 40,000. The kids tell me it’s a lame score…. Oh dear, I’m rambling again.  Penny refers to it as Ruddling.

Kruddius of Azeroth says:

11:00am | 11/08/09

``Anyone in Dalaran want to be our tank for The Nexus? We already have a level 80 spin doctor as our healer.’’

Shelley says:

02:08pm | 11/08/09

Camel killer caught red handed deleting cull correspondence.

More to follow.

BG says:

10:31am | 12/08/09

Looking at “Two Liberal leaders. One cup.”

Dallas Beaufort says:

11:05am | 12/08/09

“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”