Welcome to this week’s “I Call Bullshit”, which has been slowly percolating inside of me for many years.
It’s about the myth that there is a deep divide in this country between people who come from the cities, and the people who come from the regions, and that the latter are somehow fundamentally different from everyone else; that they are in some way more “real” Australians than the people who live in the comfort of the suburbs.
Somehow, we have accepted this notion that once you drive out of a big city, you cross some invisible line that maps out “real” Australia. It’s one great big construct that has no basis in reality.
It’s a surprisingly common mindset that we’re often not well attuned to, but not all that surprising when you stop to consider how “The Bush” – and our national pride of surviving and growing on an otherwise rather inhospitable continent – occupies such a central place in the Australian national psyche.
Our supposed connection to nature and our love of this “wide brown land” – as Dorothea MacKellar famously put it – is a myth that continually repeats itself across our culture, in spite of the fact that most Australians wouldn’t go near our red centre in a pink fit, let alone live there.
Watch any ad produced by Tourism Australia and you’ll see what I mean. In this famous one, for example, there’s only one interior shot, and that’s in a stereotypical country pub in red dust.
YouTube users are notorious for posting rather useless comments, but I think InflatedSnake’s comment on that video sums things up pretty well: “I live in Australia, and this shit never happens.”
He/she is right, it never happens to the vast majority of Australians, but it is still an image that we all buy into: “Real” Australians live in the country. (Maaaate.)
It’s not a uniquely Australian trait, of course. Americans have a very similar cultural attitude towards their “small towns” too. Sarah Palin famously paid lip service to it in her 2008 Republican convention speech, where she said (quoting Westbrook Pegler) “We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty, sincerity and dignity… They love their country, in good times and bad, and they’re always proud of America.”
Right, and all those millions of people who live in the city are all bad, dishonest people who hate their country?
Of course they’re not. The issue at play here is identity, and what one American commentator calls “the myth of rural virtue”.
Bob Katter has completely built his political career around it.
It’s a phenomenon that I am confronted with every time my father-in-law – who grew up in a tiny regional town – calls me a city slicker. Even though he has lived in a nice brick home in the comfort of the suburbs for longer than I have been alive, he is a “country boy”, and always will be.
The inherent idea is that “country boys” and “country girls” are more hard-working, honest and decent. By implication, “city folks” who sit in front of a computer or in a boardroom chair for most of their day don’t really do “hard” work, and you’re just a bit of an out-of-touch, latte-sipping “tosser” if you live in a postcode that ends in 000.
Yes, a lot of great people have grown up and continue to live in rural Australia, but the vast majority of us live near the coastline (probably in a capital city), and that doesn’t make us less worthy.
Maybe you’re statistically more likely to be a friendly person if you grew up, or live, in “the country”. Maybe that’s more due to the increased likelihood of you living in modest circumstances. Who knows?
But, the idea that the geographical location at which you were born and raised automatically makes you a better person or a more “authentic” Australian? With apologies to the in-laws, it’s bullshit.
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