Welcome to this week’s I Call Bullshit. This week we’re going heavy metal. Silver is starting to acquire a cure-all gloss, as people attribute all sorts of amazing powers to it. It can kill werewolves! And microbes! And de-stink stinky sneakers!

No yeast infections in Pandora's box. Photo: Supplied

As a disinfectant, it’s not just a Band-aid gimmick; it actually does help treat infections and is being used more often as superbugs get a foothold in our hospitals – although some experts warn that its very effectiveness could eventually just create more resistant strains of bacteria.

So if it’s good embedded in wound dressings, it must be even better if tiny particles of the stuff are suspended in liquid and downed in one, right? Well, hate to make you blue, but I call bullshit.

It’s the same sort of magical thinking I use when, having heard of the protective effects of alcohol-based hand sanitiser, I decide to just drink an alcohol-based liquid instead.  Only less fun.

Hawkers of colloidal silver claim it treats thrush and athlete’s foot and other yeasty type infections, arthritis and allergies and warts, and of course the eternal pots of gold at the end of the alternative medicine rainbow, cancer and AIDS.

There’s no evidence for these claims, but the retailers like to claim shaky links to its proven uses purifying water and as an antiseptic. They also use the fuzzily false claim that it’s an ‘essential mineral’, which ranks up there with ‘natural’ when it comes to evaluating the effectiveness of a product. There are no reputable published articles proving it is therapeutic, and in the US the FDA has taken action against some manufacturers for their false claims.

Here’s a handy rundown from the National Institutes of Health’s National Centre for Complementary and Alternative Medicine. Take-home points are: Scientific literature does not support the use of colloidal silver for therapeutic uses claimed, and using it can cause some pretty severe side effects.

The Therapeutic Goods Administration has not approved colloidal silver for therapeutic uses, and also says there are safety concerns with its use. But it’s not illegal here because it does have legitimate uses in water purification. See their website for more information.

What’s missing from the TGA website though, is the most spectacular side effect of overuse of colloidal silver. It can turn you blue.

‘Argyria’ occurs when the silver particles are deposited in the skin.

Turning the skin blue. Well, gray-ish or purple-ish to be more accurate. It happened quite spectacularly to Paul Karason, who used colloidal silver to treat his dermatitis. Here he is:

Chipper chap. Pic: Daily Telegraph

Then there was US Senate candidate Stan Jones, whom the BBC sensitively described as “having a case of the blues”.

So. Plenty of claims, no evidence, spectacular side effect that most of us probably wouldn’t cope with quite as cheerfully as Mr Karason up there.

Rolled-gold bullshit.

125 comments

Show oldest | newest first

    • Mahhrat says:

      01:21pm | 15/09/11

      You know what they call alternative treatments that are proven effective?

      Medicine.

    • marley says:

      01:36pm | 15/09/11

      Sure.  And alternative treatments that have no evidence to back them up are called snake oil.

    • Richard says:

      02:28pm | 15/09/11

      Do you know what they call small-minded intellectual midgets who trot out the same trite comment every time there is an article on this subject?

      Idiots.

    • Horns Up says:

      03:55pm | 15/09/11

      Intead of calling people idiots you could back up the bullshit with some sort of fact.

      Of course we both know you can’t Richard.

      \m/

    • Richard says:

      09:33pm | 15/09/11

      Meh~ Facts are so over rated. Give me the drama of the subjective, the excitement of the unknown, the adventure of discovery, over stodgy dogmatism and boorish conventional wisdom any day.

      Thanks to modern physics, we know there’s no such thing as true objectivity any way, therefore revel in the limitless possibilities of reality and don’t get too caught up in “facts”.

    • Horns Up says:

      12:00am | 16/09/11

      Give me the scientific method and empirical repeatable results over bullshit any day.

      PS. I told you you couldn’t back that up, so thanks for the confirmation.

      (“Idiots” - oh the irony)

      \m/

    • acotrel says:

      05:36am | 16/09/11

      The reason there are alternative medicines, is that the cost of getting pharmaceuticals through the regulatory regime (designed to protect us ) is so high !  The documentary evidence required to ‘prove’ effectiveness and safety, is immense and necessary ! Alternative medicines are dangerous. The question must be should the government pick up the tab when these medicines injure people ? The law must be strengthened to prohibit medicines which have not gone through the assessment process.  The level playing field must be maintained.

    • Richard says:

      10:25am | 16/09/11

      Horns Up, you’re an intellectual coward. You would never even dare to consider alternative viewpoints unless sanctioned by the orthodox powers that be. Hiding behind nerds in lab coats, using their limitations as justification for your lazy and timid mentality, wow, you’re my hero.

      Acotrel, that’s a good comment, and obviously the answer is, NO, the government should NOT be picking up the tab for people’s healthcare. In fact Medicare must be abolished entirely and people required to take responsibility for their own health, instead of immaturely expecting the Nanny State to kiss them better every time they bump their head like babies.

      Tangentially, when Gillard was crowing in parliament the other day about being on the right side of history re: Medicare, I do hope she realises that history isn’t over yet, there’s still more to come. In 10 or 15 years, when the great bulk of working baby boomers have retired, and are no longer contributing taxes, but requiring far more medical care than now, thus putting immense pressure on the socialised medicine system, under which it must inevitably buckle and collapse, I wonder if then Gillard will have the temerity to claim that Medicare was on the “right side of history”.

    • Heather says:

      02:36pm | 16/09/11

      Yeah Dickhard it MUST have been my 2yo cousins fault she got cancer and died…. how careless of her not to take responsibility for her own health ....

      People like you frighten me.

    • Frank says:

      02:42pm | 16/09/11

      Richard I guess all those people injured in car accidents (caused by someone else) or bashed, stabbed, burned or maimed by others should have been more consciencious about their health. Add to that those irresponsible souls who contract MS, Parkinsons and Alzheimers. What wanton fools they are! And then expecting the tax they pay to somehow be returned to them via public health care? Oh the inpudence!

    • Horns Up says:

      04:43pm | 16/09/11

      @Richard

      “Horns Up, you’re an intellectual coward.”

      What you call intellectual cowardice whilst hiding behind your belligerence most decent people would call common sense.

      “You would never even dare to consider alternative viewpoints unless sanctioned by the orthodox powers that be. Hiding behind nerds in lab coats, using their limitations as justification for your lazy and timid mentality, wow, you’re my hero.”

      You make silly assumptions in your pretence that your position of accepting any old unsubstantiated bullshit makes you open minded and those of us who want evidence based results are somehow close minded. I suggest you watch this video on what open mindedness really means, although I suspect you won’t.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T69TOuqaqXI

      “Keep an open mind – but not so open that your brain falls out”

      The irony of rejection of science in the face of voodoo, woo woo and bunkum is that you’re likely sitting in a room which is heated and cooled, with electric light, communicating via a computer connected to millions of other computers and like many of us having survived infancy only because of the advances made in science.

      Keep spouting your undefendable ignorance backed up with little more than bile, the irony is great.

      BTW. Every Australian deserves a decent education and decent health care (not your sort of hocus pocus either but actually stuff that works). I would think that most decent minded people, conservatives included, would agree with this point of view.

      \m/

    • Tim says:

      01:26pm | 15/09/11

      Yo listen up
      Heres the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world
      And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him
      Inside and outside
      Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette
      And everything is blue for him and his-self
      And everybody around cuz he aint got nobody to listen.

    • St. Michael says:

      02:07pm | 15/09/11

      I’m blue, daba-dee-daba-da, daba-dee-dah-dah…

    • fairsfair says:

      02:14pm | 15/09/11

      It reminds me of when Julia wears her red jacket….

    • Mr A Dad says:

      02:34pm | 15/09/11

      Do you Poppa Smurf???

    • justsayin says:

      01:32pm | 15/09/11

      Papa Smurf IRL. lol
      I think you have to take these things with a grain of ‘celtic sea salt’ really. : )
      Although just relying on western medicine and pills is also a bad choice. Do you know how many people cure themselves of cancer by eating and drinking the right things. Mainly vegies and fruit. The medical establishment wont tell you about that because they dont make any money off fruit and vegies and cant patent them.

    • kyzz says:

      02:23pm | 15/09/11

      No one cures themself of cancer by what food they eat or I’m sure it would be in a proper peer reviewed medical journal by now. Prove your claim and you’ll win the Nobel prize for medicine.

    • MikeS says:

      02:28pm | 15/09/11

      None. That’s how many. None. If you can prove otherwise, show the evidence or GTFO.

      By the way, just where is the Celtic Sea?

    • Michael says:

      02:49pm | 15/09/11

      Kyzz, cancer will not thrive in an alkaline body, so if you eat a diet that is mosltly alkaline you can beat cancer, i think people that are on cancer treatments are on diets that do this for them, plenty of info out there if you want to look for it.

    • marley says:

      03:07pm | 15/09/11

      @Michael - its quite true that cancer cells cannot live in an very alkaline environment.  Unfortunately, neither can your normal cells. So, you kill the cancer, but you also kill yourself.  Not the best outcome, really.

    • kyzz says:

      03:30pm | 15/09/11

      Michael are you sure it’s not the cancer treatment that is treating their cancer? Eating a healthy diet will help, but I’m pretty sure it’s the chemo/radiation/bone marrow transplant that will do it for you.

      Note that these people are combining the diet with cancer treatment, adn conculting their doctors as well. Happy for people to do that, just don’t think you can cure cancer with broccoli alone

    • justsayin says:

      06:06pm | 15/09/11

      Have a look at some of the videos and info on the net. Heres one that interested me but there are plenty of them around. And different treatments.
      http://www.truththeory.org/cancer-the-forbidden-cures/

      On the whole “People who receive chemotherapy increase their odds of living five years after diagnosis by about two percentage points’, straight from Wikipedia. So chemo doesnt offer any real benefits as well although it does vary with different cancers.

      Just sayin anyone who discounts anything other that chemo and radio treatments are not giving themselves the best chance at defeating or manging cancer.

    • justsayin says:

      06:18pm | 15/09/11

      @  Kyzz and MikeS. Theres thousands of people that have used alternative cancer therapies and are in remission. Just open your eyes and your mind for a little bit.
      Celtic Sea Salt it a brand as well. It was a joke.

    • MikeS says:

      06:20pm | 15/09/11

      Justsayin, the next part of that quote from wiki is ‘However, this overall rate obscures the wide variation.’ There are many different success rates for different cancers. Chemo is not all encompassing but it is the most effective treatment currently available.

      And that link you put up only leads to an advert for a book with a short blurb saying what it is about.

    • baal says:

      03:10am | 16/09/11

      @Michael
      it is not possible to alter your bodies PH via diet. Your PH is kept within a very narrow range via homeostasis.
      Your kidneys keep your blood clean and it’s PH in the safe range. If you have an elevated akaline it is a sign of kidney failure which is usually followed by unpleasant symtoms like death.

    • AJinDarwin says:

      08:54am | 16/09/11

      MikeS : Actually Chemo is a rather dated technology but persists because its easy for governments to take data on and raise funding for. It pretty much been replaced by drugs that treat cancer replication or inhibit enzymes but because they havent seeped through into university training courses yet we still use the buttoned up boots approach of Chemo (which in some cases also does more harm than good given its invasiveness but you never hear about that)

    • Michael says:

      11:32am | 16/09/11

      Here’s a link that talks about homeostasis and how alkaline food in the diet helps to maintaining a homeostatic? state.

      A person can be described as too acidic, so i would say that even though you can’t entirely change the ph within your body you can be on either side of the ideal, and this will affect your ability to heal yourself.

    • Michael says:

      12:26pm | 16/09/11

      Ha! forgot the link, nm smile it was a good read, sort of, no science behind it though.

    • gobsmack says:

      01:36pm | 15/09/11

      LOL.  Like the picture of Papa Smurf.

    • Kika says:

      01:37pm | 15/09/11

      “National Centre for Complementary and Alternative Medicine”

      Need you say more? Sure… there’s a lot to be said for natural ingredients given the chemical overload we all get everyday.  But unless it’s scientifically proven to work and gets a real, medical doctor’s approval I won’t touch it with a 10 foot pole.

    • MarkS says:

      01:40pm | 15/09/11

      People drink silver! Oh dear, there is thousands born every second

    • David says:

      05:18pm | 15/09/11

      Why Is that any stranger than taking iron or any other mineral supplement?  As for weird things we drink,...  Beer, Wine and Coke are much weirder if you think about it.

    • Aaron says:

      01:43pm | 15/09/11

      I’d also be concerned with the build up of heavy metals in your system. Similar to lead or gold poisoning.

    • HappyCynic says:

      03:40pm | 15/09/11

      Gold is actually fairly inert.  The only way you can be poisoned from ingesting gold is in common cyanide salts of gold or various gold compounds like gold chloride.

      Pure gold though is resistant to corroding or being transformed in the body.  That’s why they use it on cakes or in alcohol like Goldschläger.

    • David says:

      04:54pm | 15/09/11

      Silver is NOT a heavy metal or a toxic metal. Look it up.

    • gobsmack says:

      04:56pm | 15/09/11

      I’ll have to go panning for gold at the local sewerage treatment plant.

    • marley says:

      07:04pm | 15/09/11

      @David - well, if it isn’t toxic, why take it?  The whole point is that it’s supposed to kill things.

    • Fiddler says:

      01:48pm | 15/09/11

      Well he certainly seems to be very happy anyway. Maybe it treats depression?

    • kyzz says:

      01:53pm | 15/09/11

      Allow me: That guy looks like Papa Smurf

    • Babe in the Woods says:

      02:16pm | 15/09/11

      Dammit!  I knew I should have logged on earlier.

    • Kassandra says:

      02:00pm | 15/09/11

      Interestingly heavy metals have a long history in medical treatment going back to antiquity and some are actually effective treatments for some maladies, but most of these are also potentially quite toxic as well, so the amount that helps is very close to the amount that causes harmful side effects on the brain or kidneys etc. For example, bismuth, arsenic and gold. Gold is still a valuable treatment for some things such as some forms of arthritis. Bit pricey though. Other than some silver-impregnated topical dressings however I don’t know of any legitimate current treatments involving silver, and most certainly none that are ingested.

    • seniorcynic says:

      02:30pm | 15/09/11

      There is an ointment (prescription only) called silver sulphadiazine (trade name - Silvazine) which is an antiseptic. Colloidal gold is sometimes used to treat rheumatiod arthritis. Incidentally colloidal gold is red so I guess that if you ingested huge quantities you would turn red.

    • adam says:

      02:45pm | 15/09/11

      alls I know is, when treating a full thickness burn on my right lower arm, the medical dudes and dudettes (it’s the proper term you know), after all blistering had ceased and healed, but prior to skin regrowing, applied an ointment containing silver.

      mind, I was in the public health system

    • fairsfair says:

      02:54pm | 15/09/11

      Yeah, I recall my gran being prescribed some sort of silver based ointment for a really bad ulcer she had on her lower leg. I think it is pretty commonplace - but I will agree that there is a bit of a difference between a topical ointment and ingesting it suspended in water….

    • marley says:

      03:47pm | 15/09/11

      Silver (in assorted forms) is still widely used in burns - it has genuine antibacterial properties.  But drinking the stuff is not the same thing at all.

    • adam says:

      02:03pm | 15/09/11

      Don’t care what you say Tors, anything that can kill Werewolves is just fine by me, and if it turns the odd fruitloop into a smurf so much the better. At least we can identify blue nongs quite easily

    • NicoleG says:

      02:16pm | 15/09/11

      Hahaha adam. I’ve tust turned QT on and I swear Gillard looks like a smurf. Seriously.

    • kyzz says:

      02:25pm | 15/09/11

      Don’t forget that it works for vampires as well, not the fey though they love the stuff

    • adam says:

      02:36pm | 15/09/11

      Nicole she always struck me more as Gargamel

    • NicoleG says:

      02:54pm | 15/09/11

      Hahahaha, you’ve just made me cry laughing. LOL

    • Interested observer says:

      02:11pm | 15/09/11

      I agree with you Tory.  I shudder when I see advertisements for colloidal silver generating devices.  I have also been assured by well meaning people that colloidal silver has marvellous healing powers.  I could never make out just what colloidal silver was and when I did find an explanation I could not credit that it was factual.  I do not advocate banning alternative therapy treatments outright but am pleased that you have provided me with an effective response - “You mean the stuff that turns your skin blue?”

    • JoeyR says:

      02:16pm | 15/09/11

      You’ll find of all the cases (I can find 3) none took colloidal silver in purified water, they were either making it themselves and taking it in ridiculous dosages or taking Silver nitrate nose drops. And in the case of the Senator he has even said he would still take ‘proper’ colloidal silver. Find somone who takes the commercial stuff and ask them their opinion.

    • marley says:

      02:42pm | 15/09/11

      Wouldn’t it be a better idea to ask the companies that sell this stuff to provide the results of their clinical trials so that we could look at them?  But of course, they don’t do clinical trials.  So maybe we should ask for the peer-reviewed articles in leading medical journals outlining how well it works.  Only, of course, there aren’t any.  Just snake oil from the salesmen.

    • David says:

      04:59pm | 15/09/11

      Marley. There are dozens of peer reviewed in-vitro trials for colloidal silver, but clinical trials (i.e. human trials) cost tens of millions of dollars. It ain’t gonna happen.

    • MikeS says:

      06:05pm | 15/09/11

      Excuse my ignorance, but what are in-vitro trials?

    • David says:

      06:27pm | 15/09/11

      Mike S. ‘In-vitro’ trials are laboratory tests using, for example, bacteria cultures in test tubes and petri dishes. There are literally dozens of peer reviewed in-vitro trials proving that colloidal silver kills pathogens. ‘In-vivo’ trials are those that use real living critters such as humans or animals. Human trials usually cost many millions of dollars. So far, there have been no human clinical trials using colloidal silver.

    • marley says:

      06:49pm | 15/09/11

      In-vitro is in a test tube - in glass.  And yes, there are some interesting tests - in test tubes.  But if we can’t get from test tubes to at least mice, never mind humans, sorry, I ain’t a gonna buy it.

    • MikeS says:

      07:11pm | 15/09/11

      Right. Clear now. Thanks for that

    • Grogg Bogg says:

      08:38pm | 15/09/11

      The manuscript cited by David describes the aerosol delivery of a compound consisting of silver coupled to a methylated caffeine carrier for the treatment of respiratory tract infections, which is a far cry from guzzling colloidal silver as a general prophylactic.  Nobody disputes the antimicrobial properties of silver but that doesn’t mean eating the stuff is automatically going to be beneficial.  Your gut is chock-a-block with beneficial bacteria for starters.  Alternative medicine seems addicted to making these kinds of peculiar leaps of faith, as is nicely illustrated by Richard below.

    • marley says:

      08:42pm | 15/09/11

      @David - nice report.  But not entirely relevant.  The issue is drinking colloidal silver in suspension to cure all sorts of diseases.  The mice got an aerosol in the lungs to clear a lung infection.  Much more specific, and much more limited.

    • David says:

      10:08pm | 15/09/11

      Marley and Grogg Bogg.  The paper was about silver being successfully used internally. I’d say it was relevant to something but I’m not going to try and join the dots for you.

    • Grogg Bogg says:

      11:29pm | 15/09/11

      It takes a lot of dots to get from a carefully designed silver compound with a targeted mode of delivery and a controlled experiment for testing their combined efficacy, to swallowing colloidal silver on the off chance.

    • David says:

      01:22am | 16/09/11

      Lots of people nebulize colloidal silver and benefit from it. The mouse trial simply provided some confirmation for something many of us already knew.

    • Grogg Bogg says:

      03:12pm | 16/09/11

      Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t.  Ever heard of the placebo effect?  For all you know they could gain just as much benefit from nebulised water.  The scientific method is one of the most powerful tools humans have ever devised, we spent the last few hundred years or so working it out, and you completely missed the point I guess.

    • David says:

      04:19pm | 16/09/11

      Grogg, Too predictable. Its always the placebo effect when something happens that doesn’t suit the skeptics argument. Do mice have positive outcomes from placebos? (The infected mice that were nebulised with silver had better outcomes than those mice who weren’t.)

    • Grogg Bogg says:

      09:01pm | 16/09/11

      Leaving aside the fact that the mice weren’t nebulised with colloidal silver, if the placebo effect is predictable why do you and your friends ignore it?  The placebo effect is just a starting point for questioning the value of the statement “I did XYZ and I felt better so doing XYZ is a good idea”.  Why ignore every lesson of modern toxicology and pharmacology? You are throwing away a vast body of accumulated wisdom and believing something simply because you wish it was true.

    • JT says:

      02:17pm | 15/09/11

      ICB on this article. Silver is the solution to all our ills and such slanderous words are nothing but the result of pressure from that evil; Big Magnets.

    • marley says:

      02:43pm | 15/09/11

      @JT - actually, it’s Big Copper.  They don’t want silver muscling in on the arthritis industry.

    • JT says:

      02:52pm | 15/09/11

      Thank you Marley, I stand corrected smile

    • James1 says:

      04:49pm | 15/09/11

      I just hope that Big Tin doesn’t hook up with Big Copper.  I don’t think the world is ready for the power of Big Bronze just yet.

    • Chinaski says:

      07:38pm | 15/09/11

      ******* magnets, how do they work?

    • TJ says:

      02:18pm | 15/09/11

      Yeah they used to use Mercury as a cure all back in the day also, along with a children’s ‘sleeping draght’ to calm down unruly children which was basically 65g Morphine.

      Google 10 most insane medical practises though history, hilarious

    • Lails says:

      03:44pm | 15/09/11

      I love cracked.com!

    • fairsfair says:

      02:21pm | 15/09/11

      There are some crazy people out there. Though I have to say, a friend of my fathers son was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma at age 28 and given only a few months to live. He treated himself with diluted sheep drench (I am not making this up) and lasted a good five years after. The doctor’s could not explain it though they were quick to say it had nothing to do with drench. I think in desperate times you really would try anything, but they honestly swear by this low concentration sheep drench *raises eyebrows*

      Very sad, I couldn’t say I would never try it if my only other option was imminent death. So I reckon I would probably give drench a go, silver whatever amongst many.other.things.

    • Richard says:

      02:34pm | 15/09/11

      A) That photo has been totally SH4WP3D.

      B) Silver has a powerful anti-bacterial effect.

      C) Bacteria are the cause of many diseases.

      D) Therefore it stands to reason that colloidal silver can treat them.

      Stomach ulcers~ caused by H.pylori bacteria. Silver kills them. And unlike anti-biotics, bacteria CANNOT develop resistance to silver particles.

      Disclaimer: I think Silver is awesome, I love the stuff, I invest in it. I was buying it when it was still around $17 per ounce, now its over $40. I also love alternative medicine, and practice it for a living.

    • MikeS says:

      02:58pm | 15/09/11

      A) No. It’s not.

      B) Yes. When placed on external wounds and can reacte with the air.

      C) Yes. Yes they are.

      D) No. No it doesn’t

    • Trumpster says:

      03:37pm | 15/09/11

      @Richard - You practice CAM for a living? Hardly impartial then are you?

      Forgive me if I’ll continue to use real doctors that use proven remedies.

    • Richard says:

      09:46pm | 15/09/11

      * cough cough ahem…
      Where is your scientific evidence Mike s that silver particles must react with air in order to be effective?

      I call bullshit on that, you’re just as guilty of pulling nonsense out of your arse as what you’re trying to accuse others of!

      Trumpster, I couldn’t care less if you blithely want to deprive yourself of all the possible benefits that CAM could provide you if only you weren’t such a timid little orthodox drone: there’s nothing to forgive mate.

    • marley says:

      06:56am | 16/09/11

      @Richard - please produce one study that shows that colloidal silver can kill H. Pylori in the human stomach.

    • Richard says:

      08:57am | 16/09/11

      What’s it to you marley? I don’t know whether colloidal silver kills H.pylori in the stomach or not… I was simply speculating about one plausible mechanism of action.

      But marley why is it so important to you, why do you do you get so offended, if I dare to think outside the box?

      Why are you such an intellectual coward that you would refuse to countenance any possibility, refuse to the think for yourself, unless its been sanctioned by The Powers That Be?

      Seriously, have a little courage and think broadly! Every time you refuse to think laterally and unconventionally in terms of possibilities, the potential intellectual wealth of the human race is diminished.

      You are actually committing a crime against humanity with this attitude of yours. Get a bit of courage and dare to think independently.

    • marley says:

      09:43am | 16/09/11

      @Richard - why do I get offended?  Because unscrupulous hucksters are making fortunes selling untested, unproven concoctions as “medicine” to the naive and the uninformed.  I reckon, if you sell something as a “cure” or a “preventative” then you ought to damn well be able to prove that it can do what you claim it can do.  Otherwise, it’s just false advertising and you should be in jail.

      I’m quite in favour of testing everyone of these things at the expense of the producers - and if they work, fine, licence them as medicines. But don’t allow stuff that has never been tested, never been proven to do what it claims to do, and which has unknown side effects, to be sold as a “health product.” 

      Take Vitamin D - plenty of testing behind it, so the makers can make legitimate claims about positive health benefits.  Echinacea, not so much.  Colloidal silver, not at all.

      As for the intellectual cowardice, it’s all yours.  Why so reluctant to go through the scientific process to prove the claims of alternative medicine?  Could it be, because you don’t really want to know whether the alt-meds work or not?  Have the courage to find out.

    • Richard says:

      10:50am | 16/09/11

      Marley, there are no “unscrupulous hucksters” making “fortunes” out of selling alternative health products, what a scare campaign. And anyway, false advertising is not a jailable offence. Fines, sure. But thrown in jail? You’re being just a little bit hysterical…

      And you think I’m reluctant to go through the scientific process? Not at all, bring it on. I’m fundamentally curious about everything and I would love a chance to explore these things deeper, as long as it was approached with respect and genuine curiosity from the outset, instead of being set up as some sort of witch-hunt to “debunk” things.

      No marley, the real cowardice is YOUR tendency to shut your mind off and refuse to consider alternative possibilities unless something’s already been sanctioned by a randomated, convoluted, double deaf and dumb clinical trial or whatever. If everyone thought like you, no one would ever even dare to explore the unknown, and those that did would be ridiculed and discouraged, and humanity would be much the poorer for it.

    • marley says:

      12:07pm | 16/09/11

      @Richard - there most certainly are unscrupulous hucksters - which is why the American FDA and its Canadian counterpart are regularly taking things off the shelves or fining the vendors for false advertising.  And yes, I think fraud is a criminal offence. 

      I have no problem with testing any and all alternative medicines.  My problem is people claiming that they are cures when there is no scientific evidence to substantiate that claim. Even worse, in some cases the alternatives are actually dangerous.

      As for your notion that I or people like me would never explore the unknown - well, all I can say is, if you think that, then you don’t understand science at all. Science is, first and foremost, about exploring the unknown, developing new concepts, coming up with new ideas - but, unlike alt-med, it requires those concepts and ideas to be thoroughly tested.  And a lot of the ideas will fall by the wayside as a result of that testing. 
      As they should do.  And if you have a problem with double-blinded clinical trials, well then, I can only assume you fear the outcomes.

    • Richard says:

      01:06pm | 16/09/11

      No, I don’t have a problem with double-blind clinical trials in the right context i.e. for testing the effects of an ingestible substance. In this context, I do not fear any result that may be produced. I would think that colloidal silver would be a perfect compound to be tested in such a manner.

      But I’m not going to do it myself, I don’t have enough time for that at the moment. Furthermore, I’m not going to let the fact that no one else has bothered to test it yet deter me if one I day I decide to try colloidal silver myself. The absence of proof of efficacy does not equal proof of absence of efficacy.

    • Shane* says:

      02:35pm | 15/09/11

      The ridiculous thing is that my health insurance premiums would be a lot cheaper if I didn’t have to fund the hippies who use colloidal silver or homeopathic remedies (i.e. water) to cure their ills or the people who actually believe that chiropractors are doctors (they’re not… they’re pseudo-scientists).

      The more ridiculous thing is that government agencies are essentially powerless to stop some of these practices or even to highlight the lack of evidence behind them.

      I look forward to walking into a pharmacist and seeing that homeopathic remedies have been banished from the shelves, and that even in alternative medicine stores they’re labelled with a nice big “This has never shown anything more benefit than placebo” sticker.

    • David says:

      10:41am | 16/09/11

      This seems a rather stupid comment to me. Do you have the slightest proof that people who use alternative medicines are less likely to have have health insurance? Its also possible that, because they are more concerned with their health, they are less likely to be a drain on the health system.

    • Al says:

      11:23am | 16/09/11

      David,
      I believe Shane* was actualy refering to the fact that many ‘health insurance funds’ now payout for alternative therapies. Not actualy infering they don’t have insurance or are a greater (or lesser) cost to the health system.
      Look - Health fund pays out just for proven medical treatments or Health fund that pays out for proven medical treatments + ‘alternatives’, seems like one must have more claims being paid than another and as such higher premiums.

    • David says:

      02:54pm | 16/09/11

      Al, that still doesn’t make sense. The health insurance company offered a broader range of benefits in order to attract more customers. More customers equals more profit, and that theoretically should help keep premiums down.  If not, it would be stupid to do it. (Companies try to avoid ‘profit reducing’ strategies.)  Shane’s claim that his premiums would be ‘a lot cheaper’ if it wasn’t for ‘hippies’ is ridiculous.

    • single hippy girl says:

      03:15pm | 18/09/11

      Shane, ICB on this.

      I use alternative therapies occasionally and can claim a whole whopping $400 a year on all these services - whoopeee, i’m laughing all the way to the bank you pratt

      Also, who says that alternatve therapies offered up by the health funds are all new age quackery

      The list of extras included by my health fund include dental, optometry, physiotherapy, psychology, podiatry, weight loss, quit smoking, cancer council uv products, ambulance, pharmacy, hearing aids, and pregnancy services, all things tha main stream doctors will happily refer you to that medicare does not cover, the new age type extras are one line amongst ninetenn products, including swimming lessons for kids (of which I have none) therefore my extras cover covers me for having kids and preventing them from drowning, services I will never use.

      Your post is such a wank. ICB on having kids then, if people didn’t have kids, i would not have to pay so much for my extras.

      Grow up and get a little community spirit, you have to fund the hippies a little, how many of us ‘hippes’ have to fund the main stream breeders who just can’t seem to get their head around the concept of a condom and think that selfishly breeding and killing the planet with overpopulation (whilst many of them expect me to fund their baby allowance, tax breaks, single parent pensions, edication for their kids and a whole list of other taxpayer funded benefits) is a good thing.

      If I have to pay for you narrowminded main streamers doing what is considered normal, then fuck it, you can fork out a few bucks for me doing other stuff, i’m sure the normal families of australia cost me more than i cost them in taxes, health insurance, etc

    • Anna C says:

      02:42pm | 15/09/11

      Why in god’s name would you ingest silver when it is so much cooler to wear?

      Colloidal silver just goes to prove that old saying about a fool and his money being easily parted. Are the people buying this stuff the same ones who were buying those Power Balance Wristbands a while back?

    • AmyJane says:

      03:14pm | 15/09/11

      It always amazes me how ignorant people are. It is so easy to dismiss ‘natural’ medicine. How do we think ‘modern’ medicine orignated? Via a person grinding up herbs and experimenting with natural ingredients -  THAT is how medicine originated!!! “Modern’ medicine doesn’t have all the answers. So why dismiss ‘natural’ medicine? In fact, there many medications that are being prescribed by Doctors everyday that are actually harming people. I seriously get sick of these articles by Tory. Very boring and biased.

    • Trumpster says:

      03:41pm | 15/09/11

      Hippie.

    • marley says:

      03:51pm | 15/09/11

      @AmyJane - the “natural” medicines that have become mainstream have done so because they have been tested thoroughly - we know their effectiveness and we know their side effects.  But there are a whole lot of natural products out there that haven’t been tested at all, or have been and have been found ineffective,or even worse, dangerous.  If the vendors of colloidal silver were required to go through the same level of testing that modern pharmaceuticals go through, they’d never be licenced.  So they call themselves “alternative” when what they really mean is “untested.”

    • MikeS says:

      04:00pm | 15/09/11

      You are exactly right AmyJane. That is where modern medicine came from. And after long and exhaustive testing, checking trial and error scientific research, they were all proved to do what they say they do.

    • Kassandra says:

      04:01pm | 15/09/11

      How did “modern” medicine originate? You might like to read about it sometime. It is a fascinating story and probably not what you think. If you want to know what life (or death) would be like without it just read any relevant history book or visit those parts of the world today where it is not available.

      There is nothing “natural” about using colloidal silver - before the advent of antibiotics in the 20th century it was one of the standard “modern” medicine treatments of the time along with a number of other heavy metals. It is an effective antibiotic when ionised in solution and still has uses as such. Many so-called “natural” remedies are in fact old but now discarded treatments that were once “modern”.

    • JT says:

      04:03pm | 15/09/11

      ‘’ “Modern’ medicine doesn’t have all the answers. So why dismiss ‘natural’ medicine? “

      Simple. If these natural alternatives worked they would become a part of…you guessed it: modern medicine. Thus far, they don’t and have not.

    • TJ says:

      04:19pm | 15/09/11

      yes look up cracked.com Mercury used to be a ‘natural’ cure all as well

    • Lilly says:

      04:53pm | 15/09/11

      While I’m a modern medicine type of girl Amy Jane is correct up to a point. Cranberry juice is well known for helping with urinary imbalances or UTI’s. I myself drank a bottle of it this week and was well cured. Cranberry juice is not a medication it’s just something that works, even doctors recommend trying it, it’s a natural therapy. Acupuncture is well known for helping muscular skeletal system ailments (particularly lower back pain) modern medicine cannot fully explain why it works but hey it does and doctors recommend trying this form of treatment as well as taking drugs. Salt water - you can buy saline but it works just as well when you mix it up in the kitchen, Vegemite for mouth ulcers - works just as well as bonjella but is cheaper and you can have it on toast. The list goes on.

    • Al says:

      09:34am | 16/09/11

      AmyJane, the sceptics (and cynics) amoung us don’t dismiss ‘natural medicine’.
      We simply do not trust claims that are made and not backed up by scientific evidence.
      If you want to make that claim, then PROVE it, if not, don’t make the claim.
      BTW - I actualy trained as a herbal medicine practitioner but left due to the massive amount of BS being put forward as truth and the strong emphasis of trying to sell clients ‘curealls’ that were realy nothing more than slightly flavoured water at best (and in some cases downright dangerous….anyone want to consume some highly toxic and poisinous plants, don’t worry its ALL NATURAL).

    • Pinkie Pie says:

      03:50pm | 15/09/11

      Colloidal silver in water is actually a pretty good emergency antisceptic for pets when you can’t take them to the vet there and then.

      If they lick it off, it’s not going to cause them much harm and you can rest a bit easier until you can take them to the vets in the morning.

    • marley says:

      04:23pm | 15/09/11

      Oh it’s fine for surface stuff, it’s drinking it that’s the problem.

    • the right turn says:

      04:37pm | 15/09/11

      Maybe bullshit is the magical disease cure for all our medical and our mental problems. Just get your GP Doctor to write a script for bullshit and get the GP Doctor to refer you or send you to a bullshit specialist called an MP

    • David says:

      04:51pm | 15/09/11

      Paul Karosan (the guy in the pic) drank 2 cupfulls of SUPER strong colloidal silver every day for about 14 years. Quite simply, he has overdosed to the extreme, but seems quite happy with the attention he’s getting. But note, he drank so much it turned him blue, but even THAT much hasn’t ‘hurt’ him.

    • marley says:

      07:08pm | 15/09/11

      Mmm.  Well, I don’t know. I’m in no big hurry, myself, to turn blue.  Or have my intestines become silver plated.  I mean, “Goldfinger” is one thing, but somehow “Silver Appendix” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

    • Richard says:

      10:46pm | 15/09/11

      Yes Marley. But for people who do want to become a smurf, is good to know that its entirely safe to do so. And easy to: just take mega over doses of colloidal silver twice a day for decades and whallah.

    • Debs says:

      07:27pm | 15/09/11

      Rolled gold is actually base metal with a gold veneer bonded to it, usually with heat .. unlike bullshit smile

    • TheRaptured says:

      09:34pm | 15/09/11

      Anything with you will be bad, you just love flouride.

    • Anubis says:

      09:18am | 16/09/11

      Add colloidal silver to our fluoridated water and we can become a nation of smurfs. Be a real boost to the tourism industry.

    • youdy beaudy says:

      10:44pm | 15/09/11

      In the old days they would use different spoons forks etc which were made out of different metals such as gold silver and probably copper. The romans killed themselves as they made utensils out of lead as well and got lead poisoning and died. The elements within Gold and Silver and copper are essential elements for the body.
      So silver was used in some way to prevent and treat disease as possibly an anti biotic and gold had its own value. I think that Gold and silver compounds were probably made by chemists for use in the treatment of illness.
      So they made the eating equiptment out of silver because when the food was on the plate or the spoon and fork went in the mouth it was a way of passing on the benefits of silver through the mouth. Also when we have quests for dinner the old way was to put out the good silver when setting the table.
      I have taken colloidal minerals and have found them beneficial. I am sure there are others out there who have the minerals as well.

    • malohi says:

      07:17am | 16/09/11

      @marley, why bother?
      Religion, cam, tarot, astrology, chiro, hell even most bodybuilding sups…
      As long as a fool and their money are easily parted this shit will continue.

    • Richard says:

      10:31am | 16/09/11

      Why bother indeed malohi, seeing as you’re so content in your own ignorance, so satisfied with your lack of curiosity and wonder, so quick to dismiss anyone else with the courage to risk ridicule and give alternatives a try as a “fool”, why do you bother?

    • malohi says:

      11:02am | 16/09/11

      It takes courage to ingest a potentially deadly substance in the pursuit of curiosity and wonder??
      I hope you are far removed from courageous babys when they get into the cupboard under the sink.

    • youdy beaudy says:

      11:15am | 16/09/11

      Tory, the problem with you is the problem that most of the western world suffers from, a mental disease called ignorance. Now I could write here of the many times as a natural therapist that I have seen how the forces behind life have cured, elimated or changed disease states. Now I can’t help it if all the poor unfortunates like yourself and others who wrote here in the negative weren’t taught anything by their parents or family about the wonderment of the physical and spiritual nature rather than the rudamentaries of function such as pissing and shitting and eating as being the real part of having been given human existence rather that the higher aspects to do with the wonderment of how thought processes work and how the minerals and plant kingdoms were placed in this world for the benefit of the living creatures of all kinds. And this is not a religious principal, it is necessary for the essential vitamins and minerals to be consumed by the body for nutrition and also healing purposes.

      These laws come and were practiced more in the ancient times when man lived closer to the nature itself and the healing knowledge of plants, herbs an minerals came out of the nature of that. But modern man has spent too much time cowtowing to the modern doctors and priests and has lost his way completely in all phases of development both spiritual and worldly. Never in the history of man has there been so many illnesses and diseases and for many there are answered and non answered cures but through our ignorance many will be never found. Shame really. Not a good idea to throw the baby out with the bathwater. You never know what life brings to you and it may well be that the knockers of so called natural methods of healing may have to eat their words one day. There is much more i could write here about the subject manner but as old saying goes, it is not good to throw pearls before swine. Fin.

    • Al says:

      11:44am | 16/09/11

      I am not objecting to alternative therapies.
      Just show some evidence that they do something better than a placebo effect. If you can prove it then great. If not then go back and do more work so it can be proved. If you don’t want to do that work then don’t complain when people tell you you are using unproven and untested treatments.
      I also trained in herbal medicine and left the fiel in disgust over the huge number of practitioners and suppliers pushing bullshit.
      I would be happy taking alternative treatments that had been proven to work, but just as I would not be happy taking untested pharmaceuticals, I am not happy to take untested alternative medicines.

    • marley says:

      11:49am | 16/09/11

      And ancient man lived to be 30 while modern man lives to be 80.  Fin.

    • Richard says:

      01:24pm | 16/09/11

      Not true marely~ in the Huang Di Nei Jing, written dozens of centuries ago, it states: “in ancient times, men lived out their allotted life spans of 120 years free of disease, through living in harmony with the Tao. Nowadays, men are only able to live half their natural life span before being afflicted by disease”.

      And we can see that there is a similar situation persisting to this day. Its very rare to see a 60 year old in contemporary Australian society who is perfectly healthy and not dependent on daily doses of pharmaceutical drugs.

      Compare this to the ancient Taoists who lived to be 120, without requiring beta blockers, diabex, statins, warfarin, pace-makers, cancer drugs, Thyroxin, etc., etc., etc., and I think it becomes obvious that they knew something that most modern Australians do not.

    • Al says:

      02:40pm | 16/09/11

      Richard, doesn’t this all depend on your definition of ‘Ancient’ man?
      And if this did occur where is the archaeological evidence to support it?
      I am not ruling it out but show your evidence, not just a third party account supposedly written centuries after the fact.

    • Al says:

      12:50pm | 16/09/11

      To those who are arguing that alternative medicines are safe/effective I have a proposal.
      I have some unidentifed sludge found in my backyard, how about you take it and see if it has any wonderfull effects, you don’t need to know if its safe or effective, just go for it.
      Seems like a stupid thing to do right, this is what you are doing everytime you take untested and untried medicines (herbal, or otherwise). Not to mention the possible contraindications for any other medicines you are taking (which can be fatal).

    • Clint Rollins says:

      04:35pm | 16/09/11

      Can I correct a few mistruths that seem to float around whenever these sorts of topics are brought up:
      1) There is no global conspiracy between doctors, governments and pharmaceutical companies to ‘push drugs’ onto people who don’t need them. Believe me, I spend a large portion of my day trying to convince people they DON’T need drugs.
      2) There is no global or national conspiracy amongst doctors to hide simple treatments from you. If eating a healthy diet cured cancer, I think we’d all jump on the bandwagon
      3) Those of you who insist that instead of proving how complementary medicines works, we should just ‘keep an open mind’ are making some interesting logical leaps. Nobody is arguing that the human urge to explore and investigate needs to be ignored, but it needs to be supported by scientific rigour.

      I will say it again for those of you who don’t get it. There is NO GLOBAL CONSPIRACY. Doctors and nurses DO NOT get kickbacks from dug companies (although, in all fairness, the companies do fund a lot of research). We ARE NOT hiding treatments from you in order to keep our wallets stuffed. If it WORKED we would be the first to let you know.

    • Geoff Russell says:

      05:40pm | 16/09/11

      Yes and no, Clint. Diet and exercise can reverse atherosclerosis and reduce high blood pressure in most people. Judging by PBS spending on statins, doctors are not telling this to their patients.  Similarly, epidemiologists are now convinced that red and processed meat causes bowel cancer (about 50% of new cases in Australia) but are doctors telling this to people? The bowel cancer screening program didn’t bother to tell this to people in its mail outs to vast numbers of people. Why not?  I don’t believe in conspiracies, but I’d be interested in your ideas about why not.

    • David says:

      06:00pm | 16/09/11

      Trouble is. Doctors won’t even look at anything that isn’t pushed by the big drug companies. Its not just because of the need for evidence of ‘efficacy and safety’ .. its because of the liability. Doctors need a fall-guy with very deep pockets if anything goes wrong. So they steer clear of anything that isn’t mainstream. But I get it… I’d probably do the same myself.

    • marley says:

      07:11pm | 16/09/11

      @Geoff and Dave - you guys need to get new doctors.  The first thing my GP told me when my blood pressure was a bit high and my cholesterol likewise, was to get more exercise and moderate my diet. 

      And no, red meat doesn’t “cause cancer.”  That’s a misunderstanding of the data. There is a correlation between very high levels of consumption of red and/or processed meat and some types of cancer,  but that’s it.

      And the fact that we even have a bowel screening program is something for which mainstream medicine should be applauded.

    • David says:

      08:19pm | 16/09/11

      Marley. I’m not anti conventional medicine. I have health insurance and a good GP. If I was sick I’d take the best that conventional medicine has to offer. But I’d back it up with any alternative treatments that I think might help.

    • GirlWonder says:

      07:18pm | 22/09/11

      Geoff:  Doctors DO tell their patients about diet and exercise.  Most people (me included) are too lazy and gluttonous to make the change.  Hence the perscription of statins.

 

Facebook Recommendations

Read all about it

Punch live

Up to the minute Twitter chatter

Anthony Sharwood

Dementor doing a good job for sweden #sbseurovision

Anthony Sharwood

Ukraine song pinches chord progression from The Verve's Bittersweet Symphony. Fo real #sbseurovision

Anthony Sharwood

RT @GerardDaffy: @antsharwood all the talk over there is the grannies will win.they entered to get a church built,feelgood story

Anthony Sharwood

These peole insult my grandmothjer, who was born in minsk, belarus #sbseurovision

Recent posts

The latest and greatest

We don’t deserve this huge, exciting scientific project

We don’t deserve this huge, exciting scientific project

I’d like to be able to say that sharing the world’s largest radio telescope with South Africa…

Mining money talks the loudest in Australian politics

Mining money talks the loudest in Australian politics

When North Queensland Liberal MP George Christensen got the idea of launching a new political organisation…

Please enter your password

Please enter your password

Help! I’ve succumbed to a crippling modern illness that can strike at any moment. Symptoms include:…

Nosebleed Section

choice ringside rantings

From: They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

Michael S says:

"A teacher at Geelong Grammar had criticised her for using words that were too long, which had left her confused and had made her doubt her ability to write essays. She became ''quite distressed'' when her English marks began to fall." I can sympathise. My scholastic mentors conveyed to me a causal relationship… [read more]

From: Welfare for breeders is a bonus for everyone

Change Up! says:

I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more

243 comments

Newsletter

Read all about it

Sign up to the free daily Punch newsletter