The fastest crash I had was in Italy, in 2002. I was testing tyres for Pirelli. We were trying different types and, naturally, sometimes they’re good. Other times, they’re not quite what you need.

Me. At work.

It happened on a very fast left-hand corner – I was probably doing around 250 or 260km/h, and the rear tyre started to slide. Then it bit the road again and the bike suddenly snapped up straight again.

It’s what we call a high-side. I got thrown off the bike and into the air.

The best thing about it was – this might sound funny, but it’s true – I landed on my head and got knocked out.

The next thing I knew I woke up in a hospital room.

What happened with the impact knocking me unconscious was it allowed my body to relax as it tumbled across the ground before coming to a stop.

A friend of mine found my gloves, which came off in the crash. One of the glove fingers had been ripped clean off. He called my mum to tell her I might have lost one of them.

I hadn’t.

(A high-side. This is not Chris.)

The way I see a bike is it’s not a bike. It’s hundreds of thousands of parts put together, and I sit on them. You’re changing those parts in the build-up to a race – it’s when you don’t feel comfortable sitting on the machine that you start to worry.

You know how when you get a new car everything in it feels different? When you’re riding the bike, every time you ride it, the bike gets pulled apart afterwards – the engine gets taken out, parts get changed, and it all gets put back together for the next day, so it’s a different machine. Before the race it’s all about getting in tune with the bike. It’s trying to get the most out of the bike, get comfortable on it, so I can go fast.

Now I’m riding MotoGP. These are the fastest bikes on the planet. They do zero to 100km/h in 2.5 seconds – that’s faster than any regular Ferrari or sports car. First gear does more than 170km/h.

Where they are particularly quick is, believe it or not, up at the higher speeds. Most machines will slow down the rate they’re accelerating when they get up towards their top speeds. But the bikes move from 200 to 300km/h at a very rapid rate.

The first time I got on a MotoGP bike was on Philip Island, and that was the only time it was a bit scary. The thing just didn’t seem to want to slow down. At the end of the straights it would wheel-stand off the bumps at 330km/h.

Nowadays because I’m riding them all the time I’m obviously a lot more comfortable with it. I’ve never been sitting on a bike thinking “Wow, I’m going really fast – maybe I should watch it” – the day I start to think of that is the day I should hang the helmet up and stop racing.

One last thing - I go fast, but I can only do it safely with a combination of responsibility and the support of many people. I’ll leave you with this:

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    • Dave Sag says:

      07:44am | 02/07/09

      Hmm. Perhaps stick to crashing bikes.  That story has no end and I simply can’t bring myself to watch a motorbike crash on youtube.  That has less than no appeal for me.  But I was enjoying the story until it just sort of faded away.  What happened?  Did you survive but without the use of your legs and have thus retired from bike crashing to seek fame and fortune as a half a writer?

      Here’s MY bike crash vdeo.  At least it has an end of sorts, tho google made me take out the original soundtrack (daddy I’m fine by Sinead O’Connor) and replace it with something that didn’t infringe anyone’s copyright. 

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwcOfb71seI

      enjoy

      Dave

    • Abe Franks says:

      08:30am | 02/07/09

      Dave I tend to agree with you. Does anybody know if he still rides? I gather he’s Italian looking at the livery on his bike.

    • Simon says:

      08:55am | 02/07/09

      Obviously neither of the previous 2 comments take much notice of what happens in Moto GP or actually read the entire article becasue he goes on to say “Now I’m riding MotoGP.” which might be a bit of a give in that he still rides. Plus he’s not Italian, he’s Australian.

    • Mary says:

      09:35am | 02/07/09

      Chris Vermeulen is one of the best motorbike riders Australia has ever produced. He sounds like a really nice guy who has done very well.

    • Nathan says:

      09:48am | 02/07/09

      Od course Chris still rides. Not only is he one of Australias best riders he is one of, if not the best ever, wet weather racers in the world. Put him on a a Ducatti with Stoner and he would be right up there in the championship.

    • Andrew says:

      10:55am | 02/07/09

      Chris, I’m a massive fan, you are a talented, well spoken rider who is an asset to the sport.

      Which is why it’s a little bit disappointing that your article trailed off and didn’t make a point.

      I blame @colgo. Paul, what’s going on? smile

      I would love to see more contributions from you Chris, your insight into life on the circuit and the highs and lows of putting your life on the line to make a living would make for some great reading. I was surprised to find that there are more than 21,000 registered motorcycle competitors in Australia (130,000 bikes sold each year) with those sort of number there might be an audience out there.

      Good Luck tomorrow at Laguna Seca, You’ve always performed fantastically there. I was blown away with your first attempt at Superbikes. I’m surprised the Punch didn’t run this article on Monday as it would’ve had a lot more resonance after this weekends US Grand Prix. A repeat performance of last years podium would be fantastic.

      Nathan, Casey Stoner’s team mate is the kiss of death in MotoGP, No one else can tame that beast. Chris’ smooth style would be best suited on the Yamaha of the Tech 3 team, with both Toseland and Edwards under scrutiny there may be a real opportunity next year for Chris.

    • A says:

      11:09am | 02/07/09

      Congrats on your 5th in Assen it is great to see, hope the season only gets better for you

    • Ken Brown says:

      02:09pm | 02/07/09

      “Stick to crahing bikes” ... and “did he survive without the use of his legs” ... what kind of idiot says things like that.

      Chris is very articulate and I found nothing wrong with the article ... you are meant to watch the safety video to conclude the story ... duh! 

      I agree with Andrew ... Chris’ smooth riding style would perfectly suit a Yamaha M1 and since Jorge and Valentino won’t be in a hurry to give up their rides on the two full factory M1’s ... the Tech 3 satellite team is the best prospect of that happening.

    • OldRacer says:

      02:19pm | 02/07/09

      To those who wonder if he’s an Italian cripple- go check out Google.

      Think one point Chris was making is one every race driver/rider knows. We counted that my race car had about 92000 individual parts, from an individual ball bearing inside a bearing, up to large body parts. It’s unrealistic to expect them all to be perfect- so if it’s 1% that are not perfect, that’s 920 parts. And what it all comes down to is- which 920 parts. If the switch for my radio to the pits failed, that’s no big deal. If the hub holding the wheel on came off- it was going to hurt. A lot. So while you stay aware of it, you try not to worry and just get on with it.

    • Seer says:

      06:40pm | 02/07/09

      Chris, if these guys had seen your fishin’ hat they would know what country you come from.

      I also laughed to see the Dutch Verumeulen banners at Assen.

      All the best a Laguna Seca.

    • Tony says:

      10:19pm | 02/07/09

      Dave took a hit to the head (check out his dismal youtube effort) when he fell off a pushie so I guess he has an excuse for his lack of attention.  As for Abe, special little guy.  Best wishes for the remainder of the season and your career Chris, hope to see you on a few podiums!

    • stephen says:

      11:19pm | 04/07/09

      Good luck.

    • Margie says:

      09:53pm | 06/07/09

      Yeah, good on ya Dave Sag.
      Not so much a bike crash as a video of your ambulance ride. I’ve been knocked off my bike while sitting at a red light from an idiot on the phone coming up behind me. Being pinned by your foot under a bike is not fun- i never want to experience a high side or worse.
      Keep smoking in those cafes you have over there.

    • Mark T says:

      05:23pm | 07/07/09

      Chris your a great rider and i would say the best in the wet, for you 2 idots Dave and Abe watch the next Motogp race and just see who Chris is and what an amazing talent he has. I have to say I have been lucky so far on my bike but Chris that was one hell of a crash. Have to agree that he would suit the Yamaha M1. Hope to see you down a Phillip Island again.

    • mark says:

      11:00pm | 03/02/10

      sorry but i think girls are good riders evan the fat 1nnnns

 

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