So we’re a step further down the track to blowing $110 billion of taxpayer’s money on a new high speed rail network which will do exactly what planes do, only three times slower. Woohoo for progress.
Yesterday’s $20 million feasibility report was enthusiastically greeted by many, even though Infrastructure Minister Anthony Albanese admitted our relatively small population meant the price tag could be hard to justify.
He’s not wrong. Every other country with high speed rail, like Japan and China and France and Spain, has a far denser population than ours. In Australia, economies of scale mean this thing would be unlikely ever to pay for itself.
This is not, by the way, an anti-rail rant. I love public transport. But there is a point at which new projects are infrastructure for infrastructure’s sake.
When they built the Snowy Scheme, we needed power and water. Even the staunchest critics of the NBN (in its current form) would argue that we need something that looks and smells vaguely like it. But we don’t need fast trains. Don’t need ‘em, can’t afford ‘em and anyway, what would we do with all those domestic airport terminals?
Of course, the interest groups didn’t see it that way yesterday.
The national secretary of the Rail, Tram and Bus union said the time for talk is over and that the government needs to act on this “essential issue”. Essential to him, maybe.
The Planning Institute of Australia president said it was “good nation-building transport infrastructure”. Translation: every town planner in Australia will get work out of this baby.
Meanwhile, the Australian Railways Association, who haven’t been so excited since Thomas the Tank Engine made it to ABC iView, decided that Albury and Wagga Wagga should be on the route too, even though the feasibility study released today was for a route which includes Melbourne, Canberra, Sydney, Brisbane and possibly Newcastle.
Some see fast trains as a daily commuting solution for people who live outside cities. Others see it more as a mass mover of people from city to city. The truth is that no one really knows.
So let’s get down to basics. Who would this thing really help?
Well, it helps politicians as cranes on the skyline are a known and proven cure to all manner of social and economic ills.
But would it make travel cheaper? Uh, hardly. They’re saying it could cost as little as $99 to go Sydney-Melbourne but if you catch Jetstar on a good day you’ll do much better than that.
They’s saying it’ll be greener than all those horrible polluting planes in the sky but chances are the trains will run on coal-fired electricity just like the trains in our cities.
Oh, and why doesn’t anyone want to talk about the massive scar this thing would create across the landscape? We are talking about serious fencing here. You do not - repeat, NOT - want a kangaroo hopping into the side of one of these high speed babies.
Then there’s that speed thing again. Planes go at around 900 km/h. That’s a lot quicker than the mooted 350 km/h top speed of these trains. And don’t think there wouldn’t be just as much waiting around and security and so forth at either end.
By the way, who else suspects it won’t be as fast as they say. Has anyone ever ridden an XPT, which is this whizz bang new train brought in about 20 years ago that was supposed to do all kinds of crazy speeds on our existing tracks?
The lumbering, clanking old XPT takes almost five hours to go from Sydney to Canberra. The Greyhound bus gets you there at least an hour quicker.
Until such time as plane travel looks like becoming completely unviable, we should shelve this project. Foresight is one thing. Building a big white elephant on rails is another entirely.
The Punch contacted Infrastructure Partnerships Australia for comment. Their CEO Brendan Lyon was unavailable but we have been told he will soon pen a piece in favour of the high speed rail. We await your response, Brendan…
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