Update 11.30am: Julia Gillard has been tinkering again. Read about it here.
Back in June 2004 I interviewed the director of obstetrics at Sydney’s Royal Prince Alfred hospital, who said women due to have labor induced in the last week of June for medical reasons were begging their doctors to delay until at least July 1.

It’s a weird thing to do, but the tantalising prospect of the then-$3000 Baby Bonus stood on the other side of the end of the month. John Howard might have announced the Baby Bonus in the May Budget, but instead of starting it that day delayed until the beginning of the financial year, turning it into a biological lottery.
“We would always suggest that the baby comes first,” Dr Andrew Child warned prospective mothers. “It is not worth $3000 to put your baby’s whole life at risk.’’ Thus started a run of uncertainty, competitiveness and anxiety for women and their partners planning a family, as successive leaders have played financial politics with their reproductive systems. There’s no end in sight.
Federal Budget night has become a kind of tense game of roulette as women who are planning children or are pregnant wait to see if they hit the jackpot or wipe out.
In the early post-2004 years July 1 continued to be an auspicious date for the birth of a baby as flush with cash and encouraging us to have “one for mum, one for dad and one for your country” Peter Costello implemented a series of large increases in the dollar value of the Baby Bonus.
One day wrong and you could miss out on on thousands of dollars.
Then Kevin Rudd came to power, and in his Government’s first Budget slapped a means test on the Baby Bonus, which had been derided by many as “middle class welfare”.
I watched in the lock-up that night as a couple of pregnant journalists quickly calculated if they’d scrape in before the means test started and either celebrated or cursed.
Enter Health Minister Nicola Roxon, who set about slashing the safety net rebate on obstetrics and IVF. More uncertainty and anxiety heaped on people who could probably have done without more uncertainty and anxiety.
Then a bright light on the horizon came in the form of the Government’s paid parental leave scheme.
Due to start on January 1, 2011 (another program with an arbitrary start date that will put enormous pressure on some women due to give birth in December) it will provide 18 weeks at the minimum wage - no poke in the eye.
Then along comes Tony Abbott, who wants to pay women six months at their full salary to stay home with baby. Bingo! Except that he keeps changing the details.
First he changed his mind last week about what men would be paid if they took the leave (the mother’s salary). Now he’s delayed the implementation until July 1, 2012.
I wonder what pressure maternity wards around the country will come under in June 2012 if the Coalition were to win the election.
It’s enough to drive a whole generation of Australian mothers around the bend.
I recently heard Tony Abbott say he’d listened to the strong message from small business owners that they’d had enough of changes to the industrial relations system and even if things weren’t perfect now, they’d like a few years of certainty thank-you-very-much.
Women of child-bearing age, however, have been afforded no such respect and continue to be pushed and pulled by both sides in the name of politics.
When will it end?
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